A new scale every day. In five minutes. We have Zen Cult. In lane five, we have Smart.
In lane six, we have Limber Liberace. In lane seven, we have Dutch Destiny. In lane eight, we have Edible Punch. In lane nine, we have Bologna Highway.
In lane ten, we have Balsamic Kitty. Do you want to listen to the race, or hear a new horse line up? Race. And they're off.
Approaching the turn, Luminescent Bacon is in second, but only two lengths off the lead. It's a furious race, and in second place, Edible Punch has good position on the rail. Down the back stretch, they are three wide. Down the home stretch, Luminescent Bacon is being checked in traffic.
And the winner is St. Hearted. In second place is Zen Cult, and in third we have Adventure Crowd. Do you want to hear a new line up of horses, or do you want to hear the same horse's race again?
Exit. So there you have it. Down the stretch. Sometimes the names are funny, sometimes they're not.
Sometimes they're cringeworthy, sometimes laugh out loud, and sometimes an occasional one actually sounds like a really cool horse at the track. Sometimes I like running the same race over and over with the same goofy horse names, because honestly, it's just funnier to hear these stupid sounding names, as if they're going in a real race, and it just makes me laugh harder. So there you go. Down the stretch.
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