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Back to the program. This is a TikTok kid. I just want $2 million. I can't take it.
I can't be in one second longer. Get the f*** off the plate. Yeah, yeah, let's go. Oh, sorry, Danny.
Hold on, hold on. Don't people not speak. Like that. Quinn, ask him nicely.
Quinn, ask him nicely. Quinn. He just fell down. He's like, yeah, you had to get me.
Are we rolling? We're rolling? Wow. Wow.
All right, guys. So, as you can see, we are not in our typical set, our typical location back in Encino, California. This is the first ever podcast in our new studio in Puerto Rico. The boys are with me.
Welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world. I'm happy to have y'all here. I know this ad looks a little, you know. I like the vibe here better, guys.
You do? I'll tell you why I do. Because I finally feel like I'm starting with you guys. Oh, yeah.
I was like, oh, this is how we do things. Yeah, yeah. So, we're starting from round zero. I painted Impulsive on the plywood boarding a window behind me.
I'm actually quite impressed. That's a really good thing. You know how hard it is to know if something's going to fit before you write it? Don't I ever.
Oh, before I write it? I wish I said it. Okay, right. Because your dick is huge.
How are you, Mike? Oh, right next to me? We still have us. We still have the vibes here.
And yeah, we're in a warehouse that Jake and I have at least here in Puerto Rico. Downstairs, we're going to do our boxing gym because yeah, we're really doing this. And like I said, I'm glad you guys are here. We've been going out.
We've been having some late nights here in Puerto Rico. It's so fun. I'm having the time of my life. I love that you guys are here with me.
By the way, not one heads up. Not one heads up. We get off the plane. Hey, you have eight minutes together.
Hey, man, I haven't even got my bag yet. Eight minutes. We couldn't get ready. I literally got, put my bags down, went, blacked out, came back home, woke up.
I finally breathed. Okay, what are we going to do about the impulsive? No, no, no. Let's go out one more time.
I have videos on my phone that I would love to show but we have no projectors. It's hot. Okay. What?
It's distracting a little bit. Oh, my God. It's distracting you? Not a dog either?
Also, you had eight minutes. I just got off a flight 20 hours, bro. You should have leave me there. I know because I should have leave me there.
I've been traveling for so long. Bro, do you understand that I'm a nomad now? I haven't been back to my house in over a month, bro. I have a beard.
Yeah, that's weird. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. That's weird.
What do you mean? Move the mic. Bro, I'm going to be honest, bro. If you tilt your head up and back, you look more Arabic than my Arabic friend to my right.
Well, look. So bad enough. Listen. Who said it was bad enough?
But no, it's not many people are torn on this, bro. I think it's the balance. Hold on. Fuck.
Wait, I can't say that. Boom. Can't say that. That's too far.
That's too far. I don't know why you even... Oh, you're still laughing. That's fucked up.
No, but you don't look. You look like... I don't know. It kind of looks like a porn after a beard thing where you're trying to get it back.
I always wanted to try it or put it on your face. I always wanted... What is that? I think I'm actually going to puke.
This may be the first time. I'm going to try to force it out. I never had a beard before. Ever in my entire life.
I don't have hair. I don't even have hair in my legs or arms. I've always thought that was weird, by the way. I think it was the heroin, dude.
To be honest with you. The heroin. Yeah. The heroin.
The heroin. The heroin out. Heroin. Heroin.
Heroin in my ass. You're bald on your legs. What the fuck? Look at the fucking legs reflecting off his legs.
Bro, it's so bad. You assing bitch. I do. I need some lotion.
I wish we had something in. I want to try the beard out. We'll see. I like it.
I really do. Someone grab him some clippers. The fucking beard is weird. Your beard was weird.
It was. The beards for men are the equivalent of makeup for women, I think. I think, as your friend, I've been with you for eight years now. I realize the times that you don't give a shit about your face are the times that you look the best.
Wow. But my worst moment I'm ashamed of a lot of my past, really, including my hair flips, which I still do. You know, as I've grown, my hair flips have decreased, but the hand hair has increased. You do this weird, like you have two fingers only to use.
Have you seen him do this? With the back of my fingers. Yeah, you go like, why? I don't know, bro.
He does a lot of weird stuff. Last night, he does this thing now where if you get to like, you know if you're having a good night, you put your arm around your body and like just you're having a good night camaraderie. He does this thing where if I do this, he pinches my arm with his neck. At that moment, he goes like this and squeezes his traps as hard as he can and bruised me last night.
It was so aggressive. I hate to be the guy, but I don't like being touched. It's too high. Now you're my girlfriend?
No, ask her. Oh, I actually remember she made such a funny face. I remember working on it. She's never working on it.
Don't worry. I don't like it, dude. I hate it. I remember noticing you have an issue kissing her, right?
I don't like PDA, bro. I'm not saying I get freaky when the door closed. I'm not saying you guys kiss. Kiss right now.
Kiss right now. Kiss right now. Babe, come here. Come here.
Kiss your man. Kiss your man right now. I don't like it when people just fucking like, get the fuck out of here. Get a room.
Why are you guys on the same way? It just feels weird. He used to be a big PDA with the last, with the... Touch is one of my love languages.
I love affection, physical intimacy. I'll just be holding you. I'll be kissing your cheek. I'll be scrubbing you.
I'm looking at me to say that. No, no. Look that way. I'm talking about you, fam.
No. I'm scrubbing them toes. In public. Anything you want, baby.
I was in France. Cool country. They're taking COVID very seriously over there. And I know this conversation is heating up here in the States as well.
We're just definitely approaching an interesting point in time where we're kind of being strong-armed by our governments a little bit. I feel like they're removing freedom. Well, I would say that. Maybe like a part of it.
Nah, because you're not free to do things unless it's during their... I just wonder how far it's going to go. Are we going to reach a point where to do anything, to take a flight somewhere, to eat at a restaurant, to leave your house, basically? Are you going to need to show your vaccine card?
I think that's where we're going in the short term for probably for flights, for restaurants, for gymnasiums, for that kind of thing. It's a really tricky touchy subject. It is. It's like the people that...
It's like these people trying to make it so simple. Like even that statement. I'm not saying that statement. They're trying to take our freedoms.
This pandemic is a big fucking deal, dude. It's a big deal. I'm not talking about the severity of the illness. I'm talking about its impact on our economy and our impact on us as a people, on society.
And so it's like, how far were they willing to go to try to put a cap on this thing? And I know there's so many questions. I guarantee there's people watching this that are on both sides of the argument. But people are very divided on whether they want to partake in this vaccination situation.
It's a wild time. It's very wild. I just want to go back to the time where if you had an opinion, regardless of what it was, you weren't bullied. Did you see that video of these two dudes fighting?
They had gotten a fender bender and then they had a little brawl outside the car. They fought and then they're like, good fight. Amazing. Let's get back in the car and leave.
I fuck with that. Why can't society be like that? Why can't that be the way that every conversation where two people don't disagree goes? We don't disagree?
Fine. Move on. Or find a common ground and then make some sort of progress. It was actually weird.
I saw this video. I was like, man, I wish this is how all disagreements, altercations, and arguments were handled. I just feel like this is what's happening. I feel like anybody who, and mind you, I'm not voicing my opinion on if you should get vaccinated or not, but I just find it so sad that if somebody's genuinely concerned about their body, they don't have the knowledge.
They are fearful of putting things in their body. They're being pressured by you can't do this and you can't do that and also bullied thinking like you're uneducated. That's true. They are uneducated.
Well, they're uneducated. They don't want to take the fucking gamble and put something in the body. are saying that this is safe. I was literally on Instagram yesterday and on like TikTok and all stuff and there was like doctors, which I stopped and Googled to see.
Oh, bro. His algorithm is full. Yeah, so let me just stop you right there. The sentence you just said, I was on TikTok yesterday.
No, so hold on, hold on, because I want to make sure I can't do this point. I didn't get to finish. Okay, I didn't get to finish. And it's not like you're sitting at the computer diving into research.
I know that for a fact. That's what he's doing right now. You said 90% of doctors and nurses are doing that. In Arizona right now, there's hospitals that are going on strike because they do not like how they're doing their policies.
So for you to say that 98% are 100% going with this, it's, well, 98%, I know what I'm saying. No, but those, first of all, if 90% of doctors are vaccinated, then I would assume that those 90% are going with it, correct? But I'm saying that that's not statistically true. Why would they get vaccinated?
Why would they say that 98% of doctors and nurses are saying that when there's clearly people going on strike because they are against it? Let's use something that we can all agree on. Yeah. The broad majority of the medical field, epidemiologists, experts, people off of TikTok are saying that's safe.
Okay. The people that are saying it's not safe are people on TikTok who are the people that I'll be honest, I choose to listen to. Who are your experts? Could you name me at least three doctors that said that?
Absolutely fucking not. I can't, I don't understand what you said. Dr. Stevens from Maryland.
You just said statistics that are available. I can go home and Google it and then learn from myself. That's all I'm asking. If you have knowledge, I need some means, I need some knowledge.
I need you to meet me. Halfway here. The broad majority, you name me one doctor. When I use the term the broad majority, you said 98% of people.
Okay, you can name me one doctor. Dr. Peter Stevens. Dr.
Dre. Dr. Pepper. Any doctor.
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You went to one. No, but Mazel Tov, you have because they're fun. I just went to one. We're just going to book, we're going to bookend that.
Yeah, we're done with that. Yeah, that's done. I just wanted to make a look put your agenda somewhere else, Mike. I'm going to make you guys like the guys who fought outside the car.
By the way, if you want to get vaccinated, please get vaccinated. I'm just fighting for people's rights. That's all I'm fine. No, I get that.
You feel like you want to get vaccinated. Go get vaccinated. Impulsive cast is here to tell you. Go get vaccinated.
Go do whatever you feel comfortable. That's what I'm saying. Listen, Jewish wedding, bro. I was invited to one on the island and I said, you know what?
Fuck it. Sounds like a good time. So I went alone with a friend who invited me and a new business partner. I'm not going to say his name.
We'll keep an honest, but yeah, we're doing some business together and kind of just getting to know each other. We don't really know each other that well. And when I get like a certain level of fuck up, I get kind of dark with my humor and I made a pretty dark joke that like he doesn't know me well enough to know if I was joking. I'd like to say it here.
So I was there with him and his friend who's a lawyer and his friend, I was getting along with him as well. We were all cracking jokes. I'm like, oh, what kind of law do you do? And what's the kind of law do you do when you get people out of trouble if they get like a fender bender or like they commit a hit and run?
Yeah, it's criminal. I think a lawyer, yeah. That makes sense. Criminal law?
Yeah. So I was like, bro, oh, bro. Oh, I can actually use you, right? I'm in front of my new business partner.
The lawyer, I go, bro. So like, we practice. He goes, Miami. I go, this is perfect.
So like three years ago, no, we're like fucked up at this point. This wedding is like 2 a.m. And you came to this wedding by yourself? Yeah.
Great. I go, yo, so like three years ago, I was in Miami, I was driving and I was late, right? And I was driving pretty fast. I hate this guy.
I ended up like, you know, well, I can't tell this joke. I think it's one of those jokes. I just said he was dead. I said, yeah, like three years ago, I hate a guy in my car.
And like, bro, I haven't really pulled anyone besides you guys now here. And maybe you can help me, you know? And he's like, right. So like, this is attorney-client privilege, right?
I can't tell anyone. And like, in my peripherals, I see this guy who invited me to the business partner. Holding his drink and this dude is shaking. He thinks it's new business.
He thought Logan Paul just confessed to a murder in front of him. I was like, you know, it's like, the reason I found out was on the news the next day. but yeah so like you know i don't know what to do right and he's like shaking like this and the lawyer is even like holy fuck like what do i do with this information and i was like bro you know i dragged this on for like five minutes like a dickhead and i was like bro you know the crazy part about all this for five minutes i don't know the crazy part about all of it is and he's like well it's all a lie it's completely entirely fabricated i made all that up dude the business part goes oh my god bro i thought you just confessed to a murder in front of me this guy was having a heart attack he goes that was dark i'm like yeah i'm gonna fuck up i'm not a fucked up person but anyways that was one part of the way dude i had so much fun that was one part of what would you do if he just looked at you put us a drink time okay this is what we do first of all gotta get rid of this guy here second yeah so uh that was a good ass time they play great music we had lots of drinks and dancing uh i are you reading this that was a great party we had lots of drinking dancing no no no i've been doing i've been doing stuff here in puerto rico like think about it you guys came this weekend but this is my life now you know and uh like i went fishing um do you know that when you catch a big tuna sometimes you gotta like fucking beat the shit out of it with a bat you're very dark today man this is the first day on our set and uh so far you imaginarily murdered somebody and beat the fuck out of a fish do you know this no i don't know this i don't go fishing and also i've never beat a fish before dude tuna apparently this is like a thing if they're still like flopping around in the boat because they can like take out your ankles i saw these videos i we didn't we didn't do this but on our way out there they showed me these videos of them just like beating this fucking tuna up with a bat how many pounds they're so big they're massive fish they're gonna take you and your whole family out if you don't yeah 100% kill or be killed but also i'm getting i'm getting motion sickness as uh as i beat the fish now the ways i had to tell him to turn around i said i said there's a guy caught the shark with in florida josh from black tip h he's a serious fishing guy and we're out there and i was just getting farther and farther away from land i'm like i don't think i don't know any anymore i goes josh you gotta turn this fucking boat around and uh that was probably the last time i'll go deep sea fishing in puerto rico unfortunately that's great it's great it wasn't deep fishing at all that was pretty close by the shore no he ended up catching a fish uh at the dock with his hands that was all we caught that day that was weird i'm sorry what the fuck did you just say oh he just reached in the water caught this fish this glowy fish it was glowing i don't want to talk about it anymore how's la how is it i haven't been there i haven't been there in over a month i like la it's nice it's not nice it's getting scary i don't go jogging anymore outside it's terrifying you know i had to delete off my phone the citizen app it scares the fuck out of me oh bro david's how many people steal amazon packages one two how many people are getting stabbed nowadays the main thing is throwing stuff off bridges homeless man throwing stuff off bridges that happens so much oh the only thing that ever changes is what the object we've got homeless man throwing chairs lamps rocks rocks a lot but more than anything else just bottles fucking bowling balls and shit no we've got some weird ones dude what are some naked man running with saw down white elk avenue we tried to find one we tried to save the day once we tried to make it and screaming outside applebee's we're like quickly go get them you never get that chili's those are my favorite and then one time i reported through cops that there's a man with a gun no someone's breaking in and i was armed and then they reported me and i was the man with a gun that was me oh you were the man with a gun someone you got reported on citizen because you were the man with a gun there's also when we saw like group of rowdy teenagers gang fight down the street we're like let's go check it out but we went there's just like 12 kids sipping beers watching the sunset but he would do it every hilarious he would do every time there's a report of anything out of nowhere he'd run out of the kitchen with a crossbow and be like dude there's a report of a woman stabbing a fucking turtle at best buy you gotta go i'm like dog just stop you want to know why you want to know why i've always i've always had this weird thing i'm like damn like self-defense someone breaks into my home imagine i take him out with a crossbow that's a headline i'd like to read yeah but that's one thing and what going to best buy is another that's like looking for trouble you ever heard the saying like mind your business you mean you mean to tell me if i walk into best buy right now with a crossbow you would interpret that as a guy looking for trouble down here it seems like it'd be pretty normal yeah down here because i've seen that bro there's i've been down for two days and trying to figure out the lie of the land lay lay it's something it's laying there's a people don't miss george yes you have your hand up in the back of the clap what the fuck yeah i just i will i just want to tell you that it reminded me of something i want to share after you're done talking you've been on this podcast i love him so much i love him so much i love him so much i got really really really toasted like this was two months ago you guys are here for this i got really really toasted and there's a sometimes it's very safe majority of the time it's very not like there's some crazy motherfuckers that walk in and out of that just one quick you're just gonna roll with the story yes okay yeah well you stop i had my hair raised this is respect so i get there mind you the whole time in my heart i'm praying please don't let anybody like come and beat me up or anything like that there's a crazy guy outside but me him or gucci because i always give him snacks and he loves me so that guy's good i get past him and i'm at the fucking i'm getting my power and i thirstfully needed at three o'clock in the morning i'm gonna drink and some five guys walk in get the fuck down put it in the fucking bag i shit bricks immediately slide down throw my back against the chips and try to hide in them and i realize oh my god i can't get out of there's no other exit then you just hear haha my boy how are you doing i am sitting there fully submerged in chips all the chips that i put my back into are completely popped and broken crushed i go like this they go haha my friend they're all like the same ethnicity they're dapping each other up they're laughing they had no idea i was in there for them to do the joke i come out and they all knew they fucked up because they see my face is completely white and i put the drink down the guy goes we were just joking and i go yeah no it's a couple seconds late but whatever you know you should have done should have popped up from behind where you were and went no put your fucking hands in the air let's answer the police get down get down get down those are the kind of things that only happen when you're too high to handle them too you were smart you were baited no fucking way bro you were baited right hey and by the way dude like just a little fyi like like reality is not like fucking movies bro my guy put me in self-defense class my whole fucking life i've learned from other people fake guns i steal their fucking gums away from them a guy put a gun in front of me all that knowledge fucking gone i just pissed in my pants and hung up the phone with my mom because i didn't want her to hear me die all of those classes were worth nothing whatever you want and i just started peeing you're just like the dude on tiktok when they try to disarm somebody like i don't know welcome to the gulag jesus christ just automatic failure so you were so stoned yeah bro he's like he's like there's one other part of the story then i woke up i realized like damn i'm not even i'm in a recliner i'm never getting weak you might ever get the h9x stream you know who can't handle their uh their uh drinking drugs so well you know besides me jeff we have a little issue with jeff are you gonna do this when you tell 30 percent of the story yeah you probably do have to censor something i can't tell things no no because another word from our sponsors look we're all adults here and some of us choose to use nicotine to relax folks i've just done wine after a long day lucy nicotine is a company that was created to help nicotine users find a cleaner option and feel better about the way they consume nicotine their latest product is slim nicotine pouches which 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was on the flight where the guy got taped up that was me yeah the dude who got taped to his seat you didn't see that no he was the guy that was the guy he was the dude that saw my dad is worth two million the kids in the ceiling fuck you what's your dad's worth two million like all right what is it the tiktok guy cancelations my dad he's the tiktok guy my dad's worth two million dollars i can't take it i can't be hit one second longer get the fuck off the flight don't even that much money bro that was like say that in first class see what happens bro yeah yeah fantastic uh what do you feel what do you think about that about because here's what i said on he needed to be restrained the taping of the seat i was completely fine with i was a little unsure about the mouth like in the mouth and nose like when they start to when they start to then act as like judge and executioner they're like he broke the fucking the stories tape him up so he can't breathe for six hours so like restraining him i was like all right that's cool but then when they started like the waterboarding and shit i was like he was sitting next to this kid while it was all happening that's how i wanted to move now but everybody around imagine this because he was clearly fucked up right yes can you imagine coming to like you're not fucked up you're sober up you are taped to a chair your mouth is taped and you open your eyes everyone around you is filming you and laughing everybody on the plane was like they were cracking up at this motherfucker laughing their asses off bro in that one moment i'm not gonna lie i did have a little bit of empathy for the kid i did feel i was like damn i mean he fucked up you fucking idiot it's always about uh but like size of the response that's what they say about anything as it pertains to like altercations or shit that happens whether legally or in the streets you always have to respond in kind so if someone if someone punches you in a street flight and you punch them back when they fall on the ground if you tee off on their head with a kick that's aggravated assault you go to jail for 15 years right so so i'm like okay this dude assaulted the flight attendants take them to the seat get the cops waiting at the station so he's arrested but when they started to when they started abu grave style uh torture they're like cut off his fucking fingers like wait a second i was like he's allergic i know give it to him he's not crumbling and putting it in his nose they need to come up with a better system for a rowdy passenger yes yes think about it you're just trapped in a flying tube with a crazy person dog where are the zip ties where where's the uh eject one i don't know i don't know if they can pull it off it's just so dark today no no no he's right you have a problem you carry out the jet talk about a raper bro yeah he was grabbing rope and dude he was a little sick fuck yeah a little sick of him and also he was like Andrew Cuomo that's why can i ask something is anybody taking your guys's mic away from you he just skipped you he's getting there holding your mic like something about that he still doesn't even know he still doesn't even care no no my PR team told me not acknowledge anything sorry no i don't have a PR team this is my PR team my mom and dad on the phone why you say that so jeff wasn't as bad as that kid who got that taken seat you would have ejected your own manager off the plane we were about to no he wasn't that bad he was definitely having uh way too much fun how much did it cost you 35 000 wait 35 000 of what private jet damages wow look we i don't know what happened we just started drinking a lot in the way that the flight attendant and the pilots packed the plane they put the water behind all of our stuff so they couldn't grab it so we had no choice but to continue drinking liqueur and not water we had the water so by the end of the six seven hour flight in puerto rico we're playing like 40 000 games of uno just like betting money on uno jeff has his shirt off chase is throwing drinks out of jeff is spilling drinks everywhere cayenne pepper got on the ground that's what they're most pissed about uh oh that was the biggest thing yeah that's what i'm saying it wasn't crazy rowdy but when we got off the plane you know jeff was running around uh under the jet without a shirt on and like on the tarmac where the planes are landing with a 50 bill going i have 50 million i have 50 million like yo jeff let's keep jeff sober huh hashtag keep jeff so he's normally fine he'll ask you did this all happen when he like had a kid right or he always be like this was last week george i'm saying like this whole height of like the new jeff no it's not the new jeff these are these are very rare occurrences normally i've gone out to many a dinner with jeff he's a very respectable manager uh and friend he just everyone's dude he's got a level he's got a level that you can't let him hit right don't let him hit remember hawaii when he grabbed evan and he had all his stuff in his pocket his phone his wallet everything all of his belongings everything he's ever owned was in his pockets all of his assets were in his pockets and just and jeff just like slowly just dragged him into the pool soaked all of his stuff and was pissed pissed bro i hate to be the guy to say this but i get so excited when he gets mad he's the best angered person ever wait hold on not real angry you like you like evan when he's intentionally being angry to be funny i like when he's really angry but not at me no no no no i like to stir shit up sometimes i'm that guy i love chaos when it's controlled controlled chaos i can watch from far away people watch dog i love it i don't know let me put this way somebody's proposing i'm praying she says no so i can see the fucking dissatisfaction of his heart just like this everybody's like oh like like i like the chaos like don't get around in a perfect world just kidding and then they like fall in love so i can just get a little bit of it and then like it works but like i love it bro i love it i fucking love it i'm actually with you he sparks something his eyes are the fucking back and he's just saliva coming and i know i'm safe i didn't goodbye video he made a video called thank you for everything just like thanking me for this crazy life that we've uh we've lived this past three years like you know leaving uh encino california me moving it was i watched it on like a tuesday at 2 p.m i didn't i didn't realize i'd be fucking crying in my garage i've never seen you cry before do you ever think it's like just a little bit of you a lot of me no it was just a nice thank you video i'm still waiting for yours i say thank you all the time i just don't make videos of it i said thank you so much i will take this moment to thank you publicly for everything you are the reason why i have what i have i'm literally the reason you have the shorts you're even wearing those are mine i think i get a lot of shit about this i do you remember that also what the fuck kind of outfit is this bro you're making a blast now just let me i'm really gonna lay it off fine i'll take all these down gucci shorts i'll address each one of these one by one okay i will not make the video because i rate cheeseburgers and hang out with women and i don't make those kind of this is not my content style but but but but but i do want to thank you very much uh the shorts uh i gave you remember that time i gifted you that off-white shirt that was that was yes i always made that always made me feel a little bit better i hate that fucking shirt you wear it sometimes not as much as the shirts that you wear every single time you go out which is the same fucking green shirt no ready ready here they are there's the multicolored shirt that you wore all the way back from the ksi flight which has like flowers on it like purple and green and stay with a fifth bicep real nice the new york yankees white one that he wore last night and pink floyd team you want to know something so funny too every time i put on that pink floyd shirt i'm like bro who's gonna be the fucking girl tonight who's like you only didn't know what one pink floyd song and so i memorized one pink floyd song uh another brick in the wall like you know i i tried to like memorize some titles i'm not good at memorizing titles or songs for some reason so so you know if a girl anyone's like name one pink floyd song you know like a culture girl i'll be like another brick in the wall and they'll go i'm waiting for this moment it's gonna happen it hasn't yet they'll go name another pink floyd song are you i'm fucked i have walked you through that catalog so many fucking times i can't remember the name you know all you know comfortably numb you know uh shine on crazy diamond you know us and them you know all i played every single one i got that shirt from jake actually yeah it's a great shirt i actually told this story to bell yesterday or like two days ago the time we were in santa monica and logan was taking a picture with a little girl like could not be 12 and she's wearing uh like a band shirt let's just say it's different man and this 30 or 40 year old dude runs up on this girl with a skateboard and goes name three songs real quick yes and he goes fucking beat it man and i was just sitting there like just admiring this whole situation i was like wow this is so amazing bro i hate people why you just don't wear a fucking shirt dude it's a meme it's a meme online that they're not the shirt wearing person the meme is of the person that approaches them now like name three songs like somebody's wearing it's always nirvana it's always it's a nirvana team they go up and they say name three fucking songs you're not a real fan that's why i always wear nsync t-shirts ask me ask me if i wore a fucking backstreet boys don't ask me because i don't fucking know wait no no i don't third third note why i'm wearing the shirt it's part of my i'm moving into a different style a little bit i'm aging up you don't look like you age up like this is the age part and this is like the the tiktokers i'm trying to figure out my life age up is the perfect term for your situation right now i am trying to figure out my life i've been trying to figure out my life for 36 years george it's not going well i feel like we're making this 36 year old jokes for a couple years now it's coming up i'm about to turn again but in my recent in my recent travels uh i was at dinner david was there as well in the central pay which by the way is probably the coolest place i've ever seen or been to last week and i look around me and all the people there were married they all had kids i know and you know that's always been my response to that but the girl said to me she said with our favorite accent by the way every one of them watched the episode where we were talking about what happened in spain they all watched the episode yeah no no they called it hilarious they were like our accents that we give the girls i miss you they said we're making i miss you it's not even close don't they but she goes don't they i miss you don't this i'm your spouse she goes you don't want to be 40 gray hair and no children oh and i was like fuck i can't even have gray hair when i'm 40 because i'm not gonna even have any hair at 40 yeah you are we're going to turkey take you a broken english woman to explain that to you no no but also no no every broken english really like just hit you in the soul yes that's why i need children no but it's not i mean listen my stance has always been the same i think everybody's different some people some people never want to have kids you know what i realized never want to have kids even at 100 years old that'd be weird anyways it takes uh it takes 48 hours i think with someone 48 hours straight with the same person to realize whether or not y'all fuck with each other i think that's what i'm uh that's the time limit that i'm gonna put on compatibility yeah uh and i say this because you know being in puerto rico here i uh will occasionally fly down a girl who i like spending time with like that occasionally occasionally yeah the fly outs is my cause but the rule is i have to like i need to like this person because i know that i'm gonna be entertaining them here in puerto rico they fly out here they want to have fun it's their vacation right but it's my work so i have to be able to you know uh just buy appropriately and sometimes uh i get annoyed of people most people i hate a lot of people pretty much yeah i mean i love people but like you know bro 40 hours and another word from our sponsors you guys uh it's kind of returning back to normal so how you getting hyped up no matter how you're feeling about getting back out there there's nothing against adjustment when the world gets too loud something i love to do a great soundtrack by popping in my raycon wireless 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bending there's a lot of giving take i'm willing to not bend that much or take take bend or take i'm not doing it it's also it's also really difficult for you because you're locked in and also there's a world of women let's go let's go the world of women oh let's do it let's go i'm the proud owner of over 40 women so you're saying you own women you own women i think it's i would go ahead and like uh address the elephant in the room um so okay the world of women it's an nft project i want to like dive into nfts on this episode i'm going fucking crazy on nfts bro i got the million dollars on digital images pngs bro this week that you can screenshot also have except i'm the actual owner of it and uh i've just been diving into the space and a project i'm very very very bullish on is world of women and uh i think it's kind of just it's not it's not ironic but you know me like having ownership of these images of women on the blockchain kind of sounds like weird but what the project means what it represents what it stands for in the art itself i love um i i ate as they say the crypto world into this project um i got some really really beautiful night goddesses uh i got a royalty club member which uh basically gives a pool of 19 people a percentage of the sales so the community of the world of women has like a great group um the girl who started the project her name is yam is uh here to basically like level the playing field for women to break through in crypto and i think that has yet to be done i think that's a uh gonna be an exploding vertical in the space soon i love the art i love the cultural significance i think eventually when nfts are understood as the uh the monumental asset that they are this project will take off in the future two things i believe already crypto and women crypto and women love women love crypto i think the people behind the project i think the team i think community art is amazing um and i'm just excited to be a part of it honestly can you give a little bit more color uh as to what has been it's been a while since we talked about uh nfts on the show sure a lot a lot has happened in the past call it call it three months but then a lot has happened in the past three weeks in the crypto world and i think you know punks have driven a lot of that i think punks have brought nfts to the mainstream um and a number of other projects but you want to paint a little bit as to what's happened in the punks world in the nft world over the past couple weeks sure so as we talked about before on this podcast and have not talked about in a while um nfts non-fungible tokens digital asset assets that one person can claim ownership of on the blockchain and what i predict is going to happen because it just makes the most sense to me because i really do believe that pretty much all of the world is going digital so if you start there and you believe that nfts will make sense to you i saw a tweet the other day i don't know this is the right sentiment that i'm trying to capture but i saw a tweet that like uh with celebrities people went from autographs to selfies with digital assets or just assets in general it's gonna go from like tangible physical collectibles to digital art and i think kids now are being normalized to digital art they understand something that is a lot harder for us to grasp grasp because we like we like holding the thing right but the idea of ownership of digital assets is so exciting because i was having this conversation dinner bro can you can you imagine a world where the mona lisa was broken into fifths fresh ownership let's say it was broken into fifths and you can buy that ownership on the blockchain and be an owner of the mona lisa the actual mona lisa is like physically stored somewhere but the country of france whoever owns it the louvre maybe uh assigns ownership to five people bro the country could raise billions of dollars instantly just by letting a couple billionaires own a fifth of the mona lisa like the possibilities of uh digital art and assets on the blockchain i think are are limitless and there's so much room for growth and creativity in the space uh as meta worlds start to come out and uh yeah pretty much where like everything's going digital bro i do like how the gallery is in your phone so you don't have to take somebody to your house to your art gallery you can like kind of reminisce at dinner but now it's also they're starting to create ways to show them in home as well which means right but so listen obviously at first when you talked about this on the show call it eight months ago we all laughed bro it was four months ago i said i go yo i bought this crypto punk it's called this hoodie punk for 170k we're all like whoa no way i got an offer on this fucking hoodie crypto punk for 700 000 i'm sitting in my computer like this what the fuck oh big man and it still wasn't enough i go if i just go like this i have 700 000 for this image and i didn't sell it because i i believe i'm gonna sell it for like multi multi millions of dollars one day um so so now i am you know i'm a late bloomer and i'll take the penalty that is not listening you know what i'm saying and now punks have gone from a 30 000 floor to 150 000 floor and people are you know paying attention you told me banks told me and so i'm starting to look at some of these other projects and pay a little bit more attention what gary's saying and i do like the space i think it's very interesting the one thing i've noticed is that unlike the art world first and foremost the nfp space right now is the wild west at the highest level do you know what it is really i'm realizing i've drawn this connection at this particular moment in time the excitement and hype about the nfp space is almost exactly what it was for shit coins about two months about a month two months ago but but with a tangible good attach which is which is the difference right like you're actually getting something it's not like do you know yeah yeah yeah but are you because actually no you're not so so we're getting the art right sure it's not tangible it's not tangible no no it's never tangible you said it i think you misspoke tangible something you can yeah yeah i mean technically it's you can hold your phone everyone can it's not tangible okay okay maybe that's not the right term but you're getting something of note something that you can see you don't know about whatever anyways what i'm getting at here is the factors for success or for uh that impact meaningful projects is so drastically different than anything we've ever seen before let's talk about this and just the last thing an asmr thing but i guess all i was getting at was was in the entire history of art uh who's the artist you know what does the past work look like how long has the piece been around for what is the material that's painted on all of these things now it's that is a really cool penguin so okay that is a really cool penguin and people are like yo that is a dope penguin so what he's talking about is a project called pudgy penguins are you mad at me that i just brought it up we're just talking about yeah yeah no no i was gonna talk about this that's why i wanted to address a lot of people asking how are you choosing your projects what kind of research are you doing and it is tough because there's probably about 50 new nft projects launching per day most of them are gonna fail if not like damn near all of them so how do you pick the significant projects for me two things i look at that's it ready one is the art do i like it me logan literally subjective completely intuitive do i like it as a collector by the way i realize this now i'm a professional collector i just hit me i go why do i like like gathering things of the same vertical and just like and seeing what happens when i was younger i collected rocks and coins i've always looked and then it became pokemon now it's the nft space which i think is gonna be massive i don't think we can comprehend how big uh the concept is gonna be but one are completely intuitive right you just have to like it and then two the cultural significance what does it mean for culture okay which is why i like world of women one of the first female led female empowering projects on the blockchain with really really amazing art and amazing community i'm in my issue with the penguins with like the board hd club is i see the hype but to me a fucking penguin on my wall as an art piece when i have my digital frames isn't something like that's not cool to me i don't i don't get it i i think it's a very short-term project uh there's a lot of people making a lot of money with flips but bro this space to me is not a couple months play it's not a couple years play it's like a decade like i'm looking 10 years out those are the projects i'm looking for i'm looking for when i when i imagine this piece on my wall what's the story behind it what's in there what can i tell people oh that's a that's a pudgy penguin it's uh it's like a it's like a chubby cartoon penguin so no no bro that's not oh that that's a crypto point this is one of the first nft projects on uh on the ethereum network and it was i bought for 170k now people offer me 3 million for it that's cool to me and this is one of the first this was one of the the uh catalysts for why the space took off and this was that project i like that narrative there's a lot of projects i just don't i don't get right now i see the hype i just can't stick my teeth into them it's so weird it's so weird like like because there's a level of subjectivity in this that like i like as a collector so who does this and you've gotten confident for good reason in your ability to understand that your subjective uh interest in a project probably translates into a greater interest in a project i am so generally basic in my taste that it helps me even just me as a creator i kind of know what people want yeah i kind of know what it works i have a pretty good track record and so when i when i choose these projects i i put my heart and soul this is not a piece of me bro i have like a collection on my profile uh that's public and everyone can see i'm like this is cool to me like i love going on my open and see and just like scrolling at all these different things i own all these fun exciting projects i think that's why you are actually successful in it because you're not doing it to get money you're doing it just because you are passionate i really i really do like it um but damn bro you fucking know how to make money you're doing it so I can't tell what I'm better at. Spending money or making money?
Dude, it's very equal because you are an idiot when it comes to spending money. But you're also so fucking smart when it comes to making money so it's kind of like equals out. You're like, all right, you're a genius. You're a mad genius dog.
A mad genius dog. You're a mad genius dog. Hold up. Before we get to that, just I want to wrap this up.
The thing that I'm most excited for, this is the first time I've ever said anything about this. For the last six months, I've been working on my own NFT project that I believe is going to change the game because as of now, there's a model that a lot of people in the crypto space have identified and that's releasing a set number of unique assets, each with different characteristics and you're kind of crossing fingers your project pops off, right? CryptoPunks is 10,000. Pudgy H or Pudgy H or Pudgy Penguins.
I think it's like 8,888. There's a set number. It's all just the same thing just rewrapped into different skins and you hope there's enough hype and community around to build value in your project, right? I think there needs to be a fresh take in this project that I have is that fresh take.
September 1st, CryptoZoo.co. I'm going to tease it. That's all I'm going to say about it now because we're finishing up the development but I'm so excited about this project. It's so fun.
It provides a yield with a token and can earn you money and as a person who understands I think the NFT space enough to know what works, what people want and what they're looking for, I think my game is going to make some waves. So stay on the lookout for CryptoZoo. I didn't know you had a date, bro. How do we invest in it?
Well, you guys are going to get early access, obviously. Not that early, but... It's funny because I'm not doing this because I'm your boy. When you showed it to me, I didn't know it was yours and I was like, oh, this is fucking cool.
But we have a massive team behind it and are probably out of pocket like a million just because we believe it's going to work. On development. Yeah. Just for some context for people out there, this has consumed his life.
Me and Danny. And any others. I was able to give Danny a little bit of equity, her first equity problem. Yeah, yeah.
I texted this. I was like, look, I'm going to make you project manager. I'm going to give you some equity. You might make a lot of fucking money.
You might make no money at all, but it's going to be fun. One day she's going to be on a yacht. No, but it starts with the product, bro. And I'm super fucking particular about this product.
It's taking six months. Half the projects, not half. Well, yeah, half. The ones I'm invested in right now, I'm looking at the timelines on it, they're quick, bro.
It's not going to make a digital asset with unique, randomly generated characteristics. We handmade art for the past six months, bro. Approval of very specific notes. Ten different artists making art for our project.
A development team that has to be wizards because they're dealing with blockchain, people's money, transactions. And it's going to be on the Binance Smart Chain, just I'm saying this here now, because the Ethereum network, the gas fees don't make sense of the type of continuous and frequent transactions taking place in our game. Like gas fees, by the way, for people who aren't in crypto, is when you make a transaction, if the network is clogged, you have to pay a fee to get your transaction from A to B. It's called gas.
It's not like tax. Pretty much. And I love how they bragged about, oh, the guy from Texas, and all of a sudden gas fees. Like, bitch, it's a monopoly, bro.
As soon as you get to the top, they're working on it. They can get ridiculous, bro. I go P. Yeah, I have to go P, bro.
How is that possible? I go, wait. ETH2 is supposed to address that, correct? They've been supposed to address it for years.
Because normally what happens is if you're buying on one of these drops, you're also paying an extremely increased fee because you're paying for a higher Q mark, to get a push up in the Q for a faster. But honestly, I am very excited about this project. Just to watch how much work you put into it, how much time you and Danny and Jeff and everybody's spent on it. It's going to be really cool to see you come to life, man.
Yeah, bro, Gary has V friends. Crushing right now. Gary Vaynerchuk, good friend of mine. Yeah, absolutely crushing.
And I'm here like, now it's my turn. I'm excited to watch my game. You keep using, and you just did it again, you keep using a word there, game. You're not using like a project.
It's a game. It's a game. It's a fun, it's a really fun game that makes you money. So, because what I'm hearing is someone who loved NFTs and loved the game of Pokemon has come up with a game.
You know what I'm saying? You want to have something so fucking funny, bro? Dude. Okay, so I came up with this idea here actually in Puerto Rico in February.
And I was like, I think this might be a really fucking good idea. And I knew I wanted to make a creative mark in the NFT space, not just a collecting mark, right? And I started with two ideas I could not do. One of them was Club Penguin, bro.
I wanted to put the penguins from Club Penguin on the blockchain. Like, get the rights of Club Penguin, bring it back for the millennials who play Club Penguin and had it stripped from them, by the way. Oh, you didn't like penguins. Take it from our hands.
No, I say that because it's funny because not pudgy penguins. Humans have a weird thing for fucking penguins, dude. And then I wanted to do it with Pokemon. Looked into getting the licensing for that.
Impossible. Good luck. So I was like, you know what? I got something even better and more viral.
Ooh, just fucking wait. I'm excited, obviously. What is it about you lately and what is it about Puerto Rico that's been allowing you to... Because you'll send text to the group chat of ideas that are billion dollar ideas.
And obviously that's aggressive for me to say that, but very, very solid fucking ideas, if not daily, like weekly, right? Why are you... What is it about this place that allows you to come up with that stuff? I don't know, man.
Or is it just the weed? It's the drugs. No, I don't know. I don't know, bro, because my plate is full.
Everyone in my friend group knows I cannot take any more projects. I just can't. So I'll come up with ideas and send voicemails like, hey, like, when you want to fucking run with this, if you want to put in the time, it's a good idea. I want to say one.
Or is that just not the one? Because I... Is anyone doing anything with that? Surely would love to do something with that.
You told me not to because you're like, actually, wait, that's too good. All right, never mind. No, please don't. For CryptoZoo, I have to decide.
A lot of mints, when they first mint the asset, we just did one. It was at 0.85 ETH. It's probably about, what is it, like a $250 purchase. CryptoZoo, we're going to launch our eggs at, I think, 0.1 ETH.
So it's going to be $300 to buy in. But to be honest with you, one thing that we're kind of struggling with the game, and it's interesting talking about it without actually having the product for people to see, kids are addicted to it. Our developers' kids, all of them, cannot stop playing the game. And it's interesting because we've definitely created like a viral, fun, interactive game for kids.
They're all bothering their dads and moms about, can we hash the eggs? Can we hash the eggs? But obviously, the crypto space is not for kids. Is there a way it could potentially be commercialized or repackaged into like a game?
That could be... I think the way it's going to work is it's going to be a fantastic bonding experience for families, to be honest with you, who one person might be into crypto more than the rest. And then also, I think the coolest thing about our project is, I really, really do believe it is going to be the catalyst for a lot of young people getting into crypto. I think this will be their first fun NFT crypto experience, my game.
I think... Do you see it developing throughout years? I'm trying to bridge the gap for people who maybe aren't so into it yet. Because a lot of the world doesn't understand it, right?
This is a very simple, easy way to get involved, have some fun, and start building your portfolio. And I actually saw some statistics for ownership of crypto on a randomly questioned group of people. And I think 4,000 internet users were queried in the United States and 6% of those people admitted to owning crypto. That is nothing.
Yeah, I know. That is nothing. So that's why when people tell you Bitcoin's going to a million, like, they might be right. Why don't you hear something even weirder?
32% of those queried in Nigeria owned crypto. Which was strange to me. And there's a lot of people that are asking questions about, like, suppose they're like a center for fraud or something. No, they have no banking system.
Anyways, all I was getting at is yes, this is just the beginning of crypto and you will definitely interest more people in it. September 1st is awesome. What else? Let's go.
I see stuff about sex on there. Oh, bro, bro. Have you seen the show Sex Life on Netflix? Yeah.
I was about to say, Belle's been binging this. Yeah, of course she has. Have you seen episode three? Belle, get in here.
Get in here. Have you seen episode three? This dude has the biggest cock I've ever seen in my life. Wait, wait, wait.
It's nude? What the fuck are you watching all at the gym? Bro, I can't be the only one who thinks this. I think it was a body double because I don't think they showed the rest of his body, like the top part of his body.
I saw that there was a cut but I couldn't tell. Was that his penis? I don't know. Dude, that was a penis.
It was just a quick bathroom scene. Wait, they showed dicks in the show? One dicks. Just that one.
That's why I'm thinking because just show me sex scenes between him and the girl that doesn't make sense. I think it was a body double. How did you go from Entourage to that? You watched some guy's rush.
I shot my way to the gym. You're going to finish Entourage. Go, wait for me. Stop being so pushy about it.
You go, look at me. I'm going to start something else. Come back, she's on season 14. How did you binge watch it?
Do not. Do not. Leave your girl alone at home with your Netflix account that you watch episodes of things together. Don't do that.
Dude, she will watch it without you. I actually don't. I respect that rule because it's very sacred. If he watched something without me that we were watching together, I'd be seriously very mad.
I got to ask, what are you guys watching? What? Can I ask you? Talk to me about that penis.
How impressive was his penis? What did we say? It was a very long penis. Very long penis.
What are you talking about? Dude, he's got a baseball bat coming out of his groin. And I know you're missing. I know you said this guy's dick, so she's like, yeah, it's kind of normal to me swinging a baseball bat, bro.
That one was just like, I feel like, which is a little too excessive. Like, it's like really long and weird. I think I'd be like a little weirded out. I'm not a girl.
Never have been. But I look at something like that and I go, what? How does that work? How does that?
Oh, it's like one of those fake dildo things that are like this long? Yes, yes. Oh, good for him. Also, there's a guy that I actually worked with.
No, was it? Was it? Absolutely not. I don't know.
Maybe I saw you quickly. Bro, when I say baseball bat, I'm talking about a Louisville fucking slugger. I just remember being very long. But she'll admit to this too, but like, ask Cooper, for example, what they call boyfriend dick.
That's not boyfriend dick. Like, when that thing comes out, like, girls aren't like, yes, they're like, fuck. Can we get some comments below? Like, ladies, what happens when you see a peepee that is just too big to handle?
What do you do? It's painful for them. Yeah, it's painful. You know what I'm saying?
Like, that's, sorry, George, stop that. Oh, you fucked up. Well, I don't know. She didn't know.
He's kidding. All right, so giant, we're on the topic of giant cocks. I don't think he did. I think he just said that.
It was funny. Because he made a comment about a dick. Oh, you're talking about his dick? Well, yeah.
Oh, nice, nice, nice. I don't know. I love how you guys brag about my dick more than I brag. He was looking at me in a good way.
He was looking at me in a bad way. I'm fucking proud of my boy's dick. This is the only reason I'm not afraid of my height. When people make fun of my height, I go, you have no idea.
George's dick is bigger than his body. I lay down and people think I'm 6'4. I'm just kidding. That was my first comment.
I was like, you know what? Bro, bro, bro, bro. Dude, this guy, me and George go way back. I've seen, I've seen, this is before Me Too movement happen and I used to joke around and flash my friends.
Look, we'd see his pee-pee and he'd swing it around sometimes. I swear to God, I thought this guy would get that thing going fast enough. He'd take off. Helicopter.
George, where'd you go? In high school, this is, I probably, we'll probably get cut. But in high school, I used to walk around the locker room and ask people what time it was, but I'd wrap my dick around my wrist and I'd pull it out. He still does that.
Sorry. Sorry. Why is this weird? Why is this weird?
Because growing up, me and my guy friends would always have jokes. Like, we would set the person up so when they'd walk into the room, they'd see something really fucking funny. Like, I had my ongoing joke and this actually backfired because Simi walked in on me, bro. And I actually have a vlog coming up.
It's a really fucking good vlog. Obviously, we're going to show this part, but my best friend Kaveh was visiting and I pretended like my dick was caught in a dresser and I was screaming for my life, like, help me, I'm Scott. And Simi rushes to my help and she saw my stretched cock. I stretched like a slinky?
Like, dude, this, I'm going to be honest, probably not the best sight to be seen. It was made for my best friend and no one else. And I definitely started the fuck out of her. It was terrible.
Fucking dicks, dude. I was almost responsible for a massive altercation between two of the biggest combat sports stars on the planet. Chef Eric, my chef, texted me. He's like, yo, can you give me a catch tonight?
So I hit up my personal catch. I was like, hey, can you get a table from my chef, Eric, plus three. Didn't think anything other, right? I don't know why he didn't say it.
Bro, I get a text from the girl the next morning. She's like, yeah, yo, Eric showed up with Conor Reger because he's cooking for Conor Reger walked in 10 minutes. Apparently the staff was flipping the fuck out because Khabib was at the restaurant and no one knew Conor was coming. He just showed up, right?
And they fucking hate each other. They would have absolutely. Wait, they hate each other? Yeah, bro.
It's like the biggest. Well, there's people out there. Apparently it's still a very active fiery guy. They say some shit, bro, that is like bloodline or religion.
Like, Conor calls his wife a towel. Yeah. He calls his wife an entire culture. He didn't conversation about his dad, too, and stuff like that.
Wait, I saw. That seems too funny. Maybe, maybe. Anyways, no, he did.
He deleted them. The best thing about it is if it went down, I went out front row seats because I was right there. Oh, you were there? I was there.
And I was sitting right behind him. And here's the only issue. Conor was just hopping around on crutches. Yeah.
He went from there. It was him, Eric, a bunch of other people at the table. They ate. And then we all went over to hide after.
Everybody was at hide because everything's opening back up in L.A. or was at least at the time. And so he got at the table with Mark from Cash's owner, Cash, and he was able to send bottles over. And I went over at some point and Eric introduced me to him and I gave him one of these and I was like, good to meet you, brother.
And he was just like, yeah, all right, man. It was quick and I don't think he gave a single fuck. Why should I be, right? But yeah, it was interesting.
Did he know you dated Lana Rose? Nah, I don't think so, nah. But that probably would have helped. He would have probably done a lot.
You told him he was a best-selling author? No. I didn't tell him any of that stuff. But he's on crutches.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's still in the gym though. He's still kind of active and fit. Good for him.
Very interesting. That would have been a fucking crazy situation. It's so weird not being in L.A. Because here I see the things, right?
But I really am like, I've established a little life out here. I feel like that's going to start happening more and more. I really do. We've talked about this so much.
I just don't think L.A. is going to be the epicenter of entertainment anymore. Digital. I don't think it needs to be.
Yeah, yeah. It's like, especially for groups like, for example, David's group. They could all uproot and go do what they do in any city on the planet. You know what I'm saying?
They don't need L.A. The people that are going to have trouble are creators. Honestly, are people like me. creators who rely most on on collaborations on their creators outside of their group.
You understand what I'm saying? You're not creating for YouTube anymore so you can bring NFT building, you can bring boxing training, you can bring stuff some people are pissed. What about love? I saw this trending on Twitter the other day.
Hashtag upload on YouTube. I love all of you. I think I'm going to upload on YouTube soon but that's something a little bit more value-based and it would just be me going over NFT projects that I think are the coolest and the most promising. I'm sure everyone will still love to see it.