All right, baby boys and baby bets. I'm that baby bat boy. You know what I'm saying? I'll shit and you yard son, you feel me gang.
We out here, we staying alive. Maybe that's all there is to it. We staying alive on the Lord's blood drive son. You know, I'm that I'm that freaking jam pyre dog.
I'll suck that jelly boy right out your freaking nephews. Neck you know this. You know what I'm saying? I'll get that she serves boy.
I'll suck that that pre-serve right out your grandmother's freaking spinal column boy, you know, L5s young baby. You feel me? I'm getting it. And let's start this podcast today.
Baby, I got that raspy voice. And a lot of y'all already wet. From it, baby, a lot of y'all already greased up down in that bottom knuckle. Baby, you know what I'm saying?
That wean. And a lot of y'all fellas probably already sadly. I mean, not sadly. It's OK.
And it's good if you are. But some of y'all already probably dripping off that bag from daddy, making y'all damn baby. But that's what it is. What it is, what it ain't.
Does the baby need a spank? Let's go. You know it. And I know it.
I'm on the camera. Yeah. You feel good? I feel so blue.
Mm-hmm. I'm on the camera. You know it. I feel so good to have a bubble.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
You're on the camera. Well, I just moved up to Lucky Street. I don't know. I came and said to me, they're on the camera.
That's lame to see. But when I you and me, they got so much love and chemistry is on the camera. Oh, good things keep on coming. Well, I just got home and now I'm back.
I got so much love. Come on. I'm on the camera. I'm on the camera.
I'm in Ohio. I'm in Ohio. No, I'm on the camera. Yeah.
Yeah. You're on the camera. Well, if you ask and meet what I really want to do. Now you go right there and you know exactly what it is, baby.
And what it ain't does the baby need a spank. That's Eddie, nine volt right there. Eddie, nine V with the come up. And I actually went to see them play the other night over there.
And out in the central east, I went and saw, tried to see them. And I got there late because that's kind of guy. You know? A lot of be late to everything, man.
You know, I climb and I'm on coffin late. There'll be people out there at my funeral and I'll show up and be like, I'm sorry guys, that's traffic. You know, I was just, you know, my hair was wet. And then I'll get in there.
I'll climb and ain't coffin everybody. Okay. You're going about your thing, you know? I had me a liquid death.
I got to keep that pole moist. Maybe I got to keep that, I got to keep my spout lavished up because my throat, I was out in Phoenix out there. The rally and the valley people are fired up out there about their hoops team. And they're playing hoops out there.
They got a lot of brothers out in the desert and I think one white and they hooping the hell out of the damn ball out there. And that's it. And so everybody's fired up out there and I was out there. I was out there and man, it was, dude, it was definitely, it was a good time.
Good time out there. I stayed at like this kind of sober living place while I was there. And it was, they had a guy like one night they had somebody got in a motorcycle accident and they came to the door like the police came and I felt kind of bad because the day before we were all going to the gym, if you've never been to a sober living, sometimes when you're there, everybody you get in a van and y'all all go somewhere together because you just, that's who you are. It's like a daycare, but for adults that are, that would sometimes rather probably have drugs than lunch.
So if you're like lunchtime and somebody shot up, it's like that sort of camaraderie, that sort of club style style. And so anyway, we got there, I got there and because I went to this therapy thing for a week to this like kind of intensive therapy place because you know me, bro, I got, I either have something, I either got, you know, I'm always pressing the gas on that something's wrong with me pedal, you know, so I'm in that freaking HOV lane where something's wrong with everybody, you know what I'm saying, I'm bringing it's all aboard. So anyway, I'm at this sober living dude, they got on a guy, they had, it's like, you know, it's regular people. If you ever been to one, it's a real hodgepodge of America.
It's kind of like a lost and found, but a couple more lost. It's lost heavy. And so I'm there, you know, I roll up and they got a dope is one guy 65 ish, you know, and whenever you ask him anything, Hey man, what's going on? Just being just just staying sober, just staying sober.
What you doing? He's gonna be sober. He would put his hands up like it was like a police were like every time you were like, Hey man, is there any milk out of just being sober? You know, not from around here.
Like everything was like, I remember like one time I just asked him a question, you know, I was like, Hey, what's the weather like in your hands? Is license and registration? So you know, there's some real, you know, America's top mystery. It's the real, it's regular folks, man.
You know, and I could have stayed in a hotel or motel or hell. I could have been homeless. I wanted to, but I chose to be here. There where I was.
So yeah, it was wild. They had a acidic Jewish dude. I don't know if you ever even seen this. This guy had on like all these coats.
He had like, he looked like big, he looked like like big, he's small, but like big, he's smallsberg kind of like he had on like, he had on like a jacket. It was so thick. It was a hundred and probably 11 degrees out there. You know, you could feel a fucking, I mean, it feel like I felt like there was a dragon outside.
That's the levels of air heat because the air will hold heat. The air is just really just a briefcase for damn heater cold, you know, that's Mother Nature's briefcase, man. It's just the air because that's where she puts all of her shit, you know. But anyway, so this fellow man, he was, I mean, he was, you know, this little gammel spender was about as damn Jewish as you could get.
He had on the hat, the hat, hat on the hat. He had like, he, he, uh, and if you haven't seen a acidic Jewish person, you got to look it up because I've never seen it. I'd seen it maybe, you know, in the distance, I'd seen like one of these HJs at a distance, but I'd never seen up close, you know, and this fellow he had on the hat, he had on the drapes, the curtains, he had on the door. He had on nine, it was, he had on 19 layers of clothing.
He had socks, his socks were ambrosiers. Like he had, I can't even imagine. He was wearing about four loads of laundry and he shows up and he's like, Hey, and it was, uh, it was 119 degrees. And if you don't know anything about her city culture, they can't drive on, uh, the Sabbath on like from Friday sundown, I think until Saturday sundown.
So these fellas, these bad boys and girls, they got a wall. So this dude had basically, I mean, he probably come from Mars. You could hear his like, his shoe, or it was just whatever it was just like, he's like, Hi, it's hot. Like yeah, it's hot, man.
And so every, you know, people's air, but you know, it's a damn sober living. Some dude, you know, one guy in the kitchen, I'm like, Oh man, we're having dinner. I'm like, the salad is so good. And he's like, yeah, it's really good.
I was dead for 30 minutes, two weeks ago. So everything's good. Oh, damn. Okay, bro.
Okay, man, down. So you really, you really tasting this ranch. You really tasting this fat free ranch today. And you, you know, you really enjoying and appreciating and gratitude and that, uh, that ranch.
But this is, uh, well, it was good. They had like a little place of swimming in the back and it was so hot, the water, you got in the water, it was like being in a, um, it was like hiding in somebody's mouth. Say you would say you were playing hide and go seek with people and you, somebody was, uh, had a heat stroke, a real big person, big, big set. Probably 11 feet tall, maybe 600 pounds and you hit in their mouth during a hide and go seek and you hit in their mouth.
That would be what the heat was like that hot, you know, somebody who had a heat stroke and was also, um, they were late. There was also somebody was pouring heat on them. Somebody had two bags of damn heat and we're just filling them bitches up with it warming. Um, so that was wild.
Uh, and then so the crazy thing is that we're all going to the gym one day and this one fella had gotten a new motorbike. And he's kind of coasting through the red lights and just living life, you know, and, uh, and, you know, and I respect no helmets because the Lord is looking for some people and everybody wants to be alive and everything. And I get it, but we don't know what it's like when you die. I mean, it must, here's the thing.
It's so good. I bet it's so good. Nobody's coming back from it. There was a couple ghosts.
I think they came back allegedly from the 1700s or whatever, but then bitches, apparently they fixed heaven up because nobody's been coming back named the last ghost you even heard about, you know, Ray Charles, maybe or somebody. I don't even know. I mean, he's not a ghost. I mean, he's blind, but that's, that's not a ghost.
A ghost is if you can't see them. So he's like a reverse ghost, you know, but, um, but anyway, so we're out there. We're going to the gym and the, uh, van, you know, if you do sober living, just, you know, you're that dirty grade school class, you know, you're just a, you know, you're a little more lost than fam. And so we rolling out and this other fellow got a motorcycle.
We zipping in zudad and doing this and doing that and letting that man daddy. And I tell the other guys in the van, I said, Hey, uh, it's, I said, I used to talk about organ donation. Because my sister makes sure my head is all right. My sister got an organ when I was a child and she got a liver.
She got liver and, uh, which I want to go. I would have got two hearts, you know, like, Hey, what do you mean? I'm like, Hey man, throw another fricking or another pump in here. You know what I'm saying?
Well, we'll be running hot, dude. All the dancing. If you could do it with you, if you was double-hearted. But, but so anyway, the, um, the, uh, so, so anyway, this guy's skirting and stuff and go wall headed to the gym.
This guy's skirting around on his, on his bike. And, uh, and I say, man guys, you know, I said, he's really reckless. You know, he's reckless man out here. And I said, a lot of organ donors.
The next day I come home and, uh, the, the fella, the police had shown up and the fella had been in an accident in a coma or comma. You know, they're both pauses. And we're like, I'm like, am I predicting the future right now? So it was just, you know, and I hope he's in, I, you know, I need to check and see if he's, I'm gonna text somebody right now.
See if they guys still coming up. Yeah, I'm gonna see if he's okay. Uh, so, so anyway, I don't, they had a candlelight vigil. Like on the third night, the full, uh, the fifth night, uh, it was cool.
We got to sit in there and watch like some basketball games together and hockey, uh, the Canadians, you know, those frogs, bro. I don't know if anybody follows hockey. But it'd be awesome to cheer for the Canadians if everybody else in Canada didn't hate them. That's the weird thing.
Montreal's like kind of that French bad boy, you know, it's like everybody else is in a big fight and then you got some dude over there smoking a cigarette and sucking on the fricking, on the, on the dirty side of a crepe. You know what I'm saying? That back hole, baby, that back jaw, you know, somebody fricking, uh, you know, sneaking into a crepe all nasty from the back dude. Eat a crepe from the front, you creep.
And creeping creep is just one letter different, bro. So if you want nasty eggs, dog, get them French, you feel me? Um, French, praise God, man. And then the last day I'm there, the, uh, Hasidic guy shows up, hello.
This dude, I mean, I don't think he'd ever seen Reg non, uh, SIDS, you know, non, um, Hasidic people because it's a real tight cult. It's basically like, they're like, uh, they're kind of like the financial native Americans, kind of, you know, the real, or I don't even, they're like, man, they're real religious, like way religious. Like I was telling my friend Josh Wolf about it. And he said that Hasidic people don't even consider him Jewish.
They're like, you got to be in there. But that guy that gave him a chapstick somebody and he never used it. So for the next like 14 hours, this dude is over there just going hard, bro. Just going hard on some pink lemonade, baby.
Yeah, that pink lemonade chapstick and everything about every nine seconds you look over and he'd be like, Oh, dude, I do it. I think he by the time I left me a chapstick, his whole face, he had chapstick is, he just couldn't stop, man. You know, and thankfully we're all, you know, everybody that's in the places had some issues with addiction. So at least he's in the right place now.
But and also, at least if the sun hits him now out there, he'll have a little bit of a, of a block on him, you know, because that's, dude, it's always hello. Dude, it was anyway, it was needless to say it was a wild week. But what else we had Mario Gutierrez, if you get to check out that jockey episode, man, it was real fascinating to hear about a jockey and just to see the on the horse, you know, that it's on the horse, you know, like you ever get the sushi to put the rice down first, you know, they put that little baby bed of rice, bro. And then they hit that bitch, that little dose of fish, man.
You feel me? They really just laced that thing up with that little frickin'. It's just like a little baby sleeping bag of Pescado on their fish. Get you a little tuna on there or something, a little salmon, you know.
Some people go eel perverts, but I don't, I don't. But that's kind of how it is with that jockey that, the horse is that rice and then it's set that thing right on there, you know. So we're just real interested in here what it's like to be that little baby bird and be going for the prize and getting the money for the rich people. And it's really just rich people saying, Hey, won't you ride on this for me?
I mean, let's, it's rich people paying small people to ride on the animal, which is very Roman sounding, I think. But what do I know? My nephews are in town. I'm going to try to have them on this podcast at the end of the episode.
What will that be like? I don't know. But I think even if it's just for a few minutes, I think it'll be entertaining to them. And yeah, that could be fun, man.
Got an announcement to make going to tape a Netflix special coming up and that's going to be in Nashville, Tennessee. We will tape it in the central East. It just the way it worked out. I was looking to go to Dallas, but I'm also very excited to be in Nashville for it.
So that's going to be a real excitement time. And I just feel lucky. I feel lucky that I have the opportunity, you know, to get out there and we'll light up the dark arts. That's what it's going to be.
You know, so if you've already seen the dark arts, you might not want to see it. If you want to see the dark arts in a theater and you haven't seen that, we'll be taping that over at the rhyming and we're going to do a couple of shows. And I'm excited about it, man. I'm really excited about it.
Come on. Hello. I'm upstairs. I'm upstairs.
Still thinking of tour names. I'm a return of the rat has been ringing around in my head. Return of the rat. What else can I tell you that happened?
Oh, got an update that fella is still. Oh, he's still in a coma. Oh, and he has brain damage actually. So man, my heart goes out to him and it just, you know, this guy was a word.
The second you saw this guy, he was a warrior, you know, he's just one of those people that just some people just are so fearless. You know, this fellow was just tatted up just fricking. He was a real warrior. And there's something to be said for going out hard.
And I'm going to keep him in my prayers, man. And hopefully he bounces back, but just a crazy timing. Just what a week at that place, you know, what a week at that place. And it just reminded me how much I don't spend that much time around people.
And so it was nice to be around people, you know, to sit and watch the game split a little orange, bro. Oh, you want some orange? Oh, you want some orange? Oh, this dude's nodding off, bro.
He's been on them hair. When hitters dog, wake him up and fucking hit him with that vitamin C baby slice dog that anarranado. And I think that means orange in Spanish. What else is going on?
I've been trying not to masturbate, man. And, uh, and I haven't been having any luck with it or I have been having luck with it, but I haven't, I've been masturbating. That's what I'm saying. So I'm not bad or anything.
I'm not a bad guy. I just been masturbating, man. Sometimes I get squirreled out. You know, sometimes I just get so like at night, sometimes I get so squirreled out and I feel like the devil just put down 70 squirrels in my fucking arms and I just, I get like that and I just have to damn, I just have to make something come, you know.
And I hate to say it like that, but I just have to damn, you know, hate to use that language, but I just, I got to make something, you know, I just feel like I got to make something spray. And I'm glad I'm, you know, at that point I'm glad I'm doing it to myself and not, you know, all in, you know, all in taking somebody else's body or, you know, doing anything wild, you know, so, so yes, sometimes you just got to, you know, all you got is that, that, that little baby griddle, you know, and you got to grill your own cake and that's what I've been doing sometimes. So I would like to back off of that, especially in the summer, man, you don't want to be jerking yourself down and then the heat's hitting you're like, Oh fuck, I feel like a raising and I don't have any coom in my body, but I don't have any of that freaking in you tea, that noot. So I'll tell you this though, it's a not so fun fact Americans overspend on insurance by $21 billion every year, not shocked.
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You know, I've been having a tough time with the Sonic commercial. Is that the only place that we are eating now? Is that it? Every commercial I see is just Sonic.
It's like, hey, is that the best we can do as a family? I was to sit together in a car somewhere. There's some kid, he's like, he's an 11 genders. He's got that coin thing on his belt or her belt or on his neck.
He's on suicide watch. He's on a ransom list. He's an orphan. He's a he's a burn victim.
It's always somebody that works there. They have every impediment you could have. You know, the guy been hit by a car. He's been hit by a truck.
You know, it's like, it's definitely somebody that God is looking for. Okay. That's who is the employee. And they used to roller skate out to you.
You know, kind of cute. A little scary when a girl come out of roller skates is pregnant. That's the spooky one. You're like, okay, we just want a couple of blizzards.
We don't want no zygote, but I hope Henrietta don't trip on one of these cracks in the pavement. You know, we'll just, you know, God forbid, you know, she lose her child because we wanted a damn McFlazzle. And then the family, your family's sitting in their dads in the front. I just wonder what is this like for kids now?
At least when I was a kid, we went to the pizza hut. We went in there. My dad got a beer or pulled one out of his pocket that he brought in there and asked for a cold glass. My mom sat kind of near my dad.
I don't think she cared about him, but I do think she wanted pizza. I really do. And we would sit in there. They would give us some quarters.
My dad always had quarters. You know, it was, he was older. They had quarters. They used to have quarters.
And he would get a couple out, give them to us. We go play the video games. We lose. Sometimes we fuck up.
We put, yeah, it takes three quarters. You put in one. You fuck. You know, you didn't read the direction.
You just hit in the button. Nothing happens. You tell the guy there. He doesn't know he makes pizza.
You tell the delivery guys when he's like, the quarter, he's like, I'm high. I just got robbed. You're like, well, we're getting robbed. Everybody's getting robbed.
And then we played a game then when we had a look under the machine. One of us would, we would use all of our little baby strength to lift the machine up. Somebody reach under there, pull out half a hamster full of half a hamster of hair, four barrettes, you know, and maybe a quarter, maybe a quarter comes out with it. Then we get the pizza, the deep dish.
Pizza Hut used to have the best pizza. Pizza Hut is a crust of its former self. Now, they're shooting the fucking crust of the crust up with cheese. It's like a, you know, it's like a Bob Bafford scandal.
You know, you don't know what they're injecting in it is shit to get you to believe in it. I remember when the crust stood on its own, you know, when is a real Italian going to make a pizza place that has some frickin' zagoon, huh? When you're going to put some real gonads on the fucking pie so we can enjoy it again. This shit out here, Domino, it's just a flavor.
It's not even a thing. It's not even, it's barely pizza. And Sonic, you're sitting dads in the front. It's like the best we can do as a family is dry.
Sit in the car. You got the kid in the back? Yeah, it's probably asthma and autism and asthma, tism. They fucking can't breathe.
They know what's going on if there's loud noises. It just, you know, dads up there spilling chili on himself. Moms over there, huff and birth control. You know, it just, I just don't know.
It used to be at least on the commercials. They were around a dinner table. Now it's like, hey, drive over here. You know, park here by the frickin' busy road.
Oh, smell the exhaust. Well, a little Lawrence in the backseat. Chokes on his damn grilled cheese. I don't know, maybe I'm salty about it.
I don't know why I'm salty about it. I like it. Ever, though, at least there used to be the roller skate and girl. You know, you see a couple of young tits coming out on some wheels.
You know, make you touch it. Fuckin' crotch for a second. But now, you know, who knows what it is now? It's just Danny, you know.
It's some kid he comes to when he tells you he's an orphan. He's like, you know, I'm an orphan. I'm like, do you have the burgers? Okay?
We're not here for anything but the burgers. Gee, do you have the burgers? Do you have the burgers? Hey, do you have.
Hey, do you have the burgers? He's like, I used to be in a wheelchair. You're like, do you have a burger? I can't live downstairs anymore, baby, because you know where I am.
Hey, man, baby, praise God, Red King. Oh, what else? What else happened? I got some plants, I got some dang marigolds, I got some azaleos, I put in, I installed ambassadors.
Went over there to Home Depot, and the crazy thing about Home Depot, they give you that cart in the plant section. It has like 12 wheels, but it also only somehow has two wheels. You know? It doesn't go any direction, really.
It looks like kind of a piece of a merry-go-round that got taken apart. You're like, I know where I'll just take this right over. Fucking kill some contractor. He just trying to buy a damn, gratioli.
What else, man? Let's go to a call, we got a lot of cool stuff. Here's something that happened in the news. I think I got a sign, and down goes Tony Martin.
Tony Martin, you hate to see this. I don't know what I think of this, I don't think of the process, what I think of the spectators on the side of the road, but yeah, unfortunately Tony Martin. And that is the Tour de France, which is basically steroidin' and bikin'. I've met other friends in it, they're all, this whole thing is just a damn dope show.
I mean, it's basically Marilyn Manson, but everybody's real athletic. It's everybody's out here. It's all just, I mean, they're drinkin' each other's blood at night, they're doin' it all. These people's on Annie Freeze, over Freeze, decadent.
There's two hundred damn things, a decadent right in another damn armpit. Testosterone, everything. These guys are fired up, they're French, and they're fired up. And somebody got in the way with a sign.
I'm not gonna say who it was, it was a woman. And I'm not gonna say who it was, they up it up, allegedly I don't know if they know who it was yet. But some lady, some meme-making fuck whistle, okay, and yeah, I'm fired up today, got in the way with a sign, so they could get a cute video while the French, okay, no matter what you think about him, are doin' this shit. And I think they should've let the guys, I think he almost gotta let him go back and run over to ladies' legs with the bite.
That's, it seems fair. Got some shows added. St. Louis, we have, it might be sold out, if it is, we might add another one.
Cincinnati, you can get tickets. Charlotte, you can get tickets still. And Durham, Chattanooga, Show added there, Knoxville, Wilmington, Wilkes-Barr, Minneapolis, Richmond, Baltimore, Portland, Maine, Burlington, Vermont, Albany, Show added, Buffalo, at Kleinhans, music hall, and Columbus we've added a show over there. And I wanna say thank you, man.
I think I was really scared over the pandemic, you know what I do, I said when I get back out there, well people come and see it. And so I'm excited to know that you guys are comin' in, and I'm gonna bring some heat, man. I'm gonna bring a little bit of heat. So get your chapstick on your face, okay?
Because daddy's about to blaze the eyebrows off, you know what I'm sayin'? Gang, gang boy. I'll eat one of my damn nuts, bro. You know what I'm sayin'?
Say I didn't fam, gang shit. All right, but that was a Tour de France, and that's what's goin' on. That's what happens when you're fuckin' around out there. So, you know, and everybody, it's just, we've come to that place where it's more about the picture of the thing than even the event is going on.
It's more about the meme, it's more about the moment. It's interesting, cause it's the minutiae, it's more. But also we didn't even know about the Tour de France that this lady wasn't standing there with a sign. Would anybody even know that these frickin' Roy monsters who are blowin' their nuts out?
Remember Lance Armstrong blew one of his damn nuts out, shootin' up. I mean, if he stands on his head, that's like a seal with a ball on his nose. You know? That dude's one ride, bro, and he, and at least we knew, cause he won so many.
But if the sign shit doesn't, maybe it could all be a ploy. It could all be a ploy to get us to watch. So here's a couple of video questions that came in. I wanna thank you guys for sending them in.
What's up guys? Be a quick question. My roommate's doing a roller derby shit. She's six, three, has a pretty crazy mullet.
It's nothin' like yours. Every time she comes home with my roommate, she wants a pipe and sickle me. She's always saying really rude things to me. What do you think I should do about this?
Cause I can't hit her. I can easily beat the shit out there, but she's pretty big. She wants to act like a guy. Should I treat her like a dude or should I just treat her like some weirdo at the gas station?
You know, I was at the gas station the other night, man. And it's, shit is lit out there. There's a fella there. I swear it was Bobby Lee, okay?
And Bobby'll deny it because he's sleeping. You know, no wonder you live forever. If you're Asian, if you sleep 21 hours a day, then you're probably gonna live a long time. So I think a big guy like that, take her back, man.
I think once a woman gets up over six, two, they auto say it's a man. And I'll say that again. I think once a woman gets up over six, two, there should be, you know, I don't know how tall you are, brother. That sent this in Blake.
You know, and thank you for the question, brother gang praise God. Don't let the Lord miss you, man. You know, I told someone, I say, you know, one time, I said, man, I'm really looking for the Lord and they said the Lord ain't lost. And that hit me right in the dick, man.
Sorry, man, I'm really, and I'm not sorry. You know, I gotta let some of this stress on everybody. I have had so much stress in my neck and top of my right part of my back for a year and a half. It will not go away.
I do not know what is going on. I'm 20 days off caffeine right now. I think maybe that could help. So, but I'm not complaining.
Here's what I'm saying, bro. I think at a certain point of five, three guys should be able to fight a six, two woman. And you're thinking about it too right now, and you're not really disagreeing. So, I think, yeah, I think you definitely should not, you know, I think you can take her back though.
I think you can like wrestle her. You know, when the times are changing, man, it's trans now. It's like they got woman's fighting men. They got sheep fighting people.
Lamar Odom beat the last bit of sexuality out of damn. Aaron Chalmer. So, what the heck, you know? That's where we are.
Would it be shocking? I think as long as you put it online and let people bet on it, you got fucking attacker at the house that you went. But I don't know that, you know, I would ask your friend and see what he thinks, man. I think you have a middle person there, but I would definitely wrestle with her, you know, or tickle at Mitchell Hard Dog, you know?
So praise God, brother, thank you brother. Thank you for being a part of my life. I'll have my nephews in here in a few minutes. Let me get into a little more.
Here's a video question that came in. These are all video ones. What's up, Mr. Vaughn, Charles here from Pemberton, BC.
What's up, Pemberton, BC, man? Not sure that it's before Christ. So I don't even know. You know, and I believe in God, I don't know, I don't know where this, maybe this is a Pemberton, BC, man, I'm gonna have to look it up.
Maybe go to a service there or something, man. Thank you brother, onward. Got a quick question for ya. You ever tried a snowmobile out before?
They're a big thing out here. Just wondering if you ever give a shot or what you think of them? Gang gang. Gang gang, baby, snowmobile in.
And that's the Lord if you can't walk on water, I guess at least you could frickin' ride on frozen water. And so I like what you guys are doing out there and seeing with God like y'all being out of the cold. You know, God will let you out in the cold, but at a certain point he shuts it down and you die. Maybe he's that second part.
So, let's see what we got right here. Here's a question that came in from a, pretty much a white guy. What up the, oh, this is Jackson Larson, coming from Grand Rapids, Michigan. Grand Rapids, maybe a good place to get some food at night and wish you had a different wife.
I noticed that a little bit when I was there. People kinda, you know, hugging her wife, but kinda looking around. So, thank you, Jackson, onward. Just wondering if you got any advice for a couple of dudes renting a house together.
I know you've been an adult tenant and I just wondered if you got any advice for, I don't know, just living on your own for the first time, figuring it all out. Yeah, I think if you's a fella living on your own, you gotta really have a good time. And this one thing that goes back to even just being at that sober living place last week, I wanna have a good time. You're around people utilize that.
Don't isolate. You know, in college I lived with a fella and he was kind of an exotic dancer, kind of guy. And he tried to kill himself. He jumped out of the window, one story building.
Growing first floor dude, got to jump out and didn't do shit. Just got stuck outside. But yeah man, I think you just gotta spend time together man. You know, living on your own.
You're not on your own. You're with somebody. So you got somebody in there and set up time to check on each other and make sure people aren't dead in the house. You know, hey buddy, if it's one PM you haven't heard from me coming in there.
You know, take my damn pressure. You know what I'm saying? Make sure I'm good. It's a praise God brother, stay alive.
See what else we got that came in. Olympian who turned back on flag during Anthem says she feels set up by US track and field. Oh, I saw this. Windberry turned away from the flag while the Anthem played.
She later directed a t-shirt that said activist athlete. Yeah, athletes can do whatever they want, you know. I think we definitely have been through a time where we got used to as a country for a long time. The athletes being happy to represent the country they were in.
Represent America. It's so funny. There's a lot of people who were like, fuck America, but America's just a society. That's all it is.
And there's a lot of people out there who act like it's all some big plan against them. It's just society, you know. The activist athlete thing, some of it gets a little bit old. You know, it's like, look, everybody, people have already done it.
Just play your sport. That's kind of how I feel a little bit. I also feel like she can do whatever she wants. I feel like she'll just turn a lot of people off.
Some companies or something will come along and use her to be a voice for them, to get some product pushed across. And that'll be that, you know. Now though it's a lot more pressure, she doesn't even win. She got third place.
Third place. Yes, it's great, it's still the Olympics. But let's get first place. You didn't even beat two other countries, okay?
You're like, my country sucks like, it would have been better if you'd have gotten first. Your country would be better. So I don't know. I'm from the time where man, it would have been anything to be able to perform for the US.
This isn't my country, it doesn't respect my views. It's just a group of people trying their best. That's all the country is. And she just wants to make it about her.
That's what I think it is. And that's just more the society. It goes back to the lady at the frickin' with the signage at the Tour de France. She just wants to make it about her, you know.
It's just like, how can I make this about me? And in some ways, it's just kind of the generations that we're in right now. We want to have our own platform. Oh, this is who I am, but this is also how I feel.
I mean, I do it here on this. But there is an interesting thing, because we long have expected athletes just to be an athlete, like you're at your job. But I do feel like it's kind of, I feel like it's disgraceful to America. That's what I feel like.
Like, yes, you can do it. But there's just a lot of people there's no gratitude for where we are, you know. The National Anthem upset her. It was hot out there.
I get it. Some of those things, look, it's too hot. Maybe they should've put them under a thing. She would've been more comfortable.
I was thinking about what I should do, very additive. And so I just stayed there and just swayed. I put my shirt over my head. It was real disrespectful.
I know they do that on purpose, but it'll be all right. I'll see what's up. I see what's up. Yeah.
Look, I've had this mentality. People are out to get me. It's all about me. I don't know.
I think get first. Get first and then we'll talk. That's kind of how I feel. But it makes me not want to cheer for her.
I'm an American, you know. I'm an American. And, you know. And I want to say thanks to everybody who's working right now and actually trying to work.
There's so many places there's nobody showing up to work apparently. You know, I get groceries and in the bags, there's these things. It's like we will interview you on the spot today. People don't want that job, man.
People don't want to work. So if you are working, that's awesome. I commend you. You know, I'm working too.
And I'm trying my best. And some people say, well, someone was going to get jogged. Everybody can get a job. You know, I used to live with a fellow and he would jerk off at night while his family was asleep.
You know, and I know some of y'all know about it. I would elbow crawl out to the kitchen and see what was in the fridge, try to do it without him knowing. You know, he'd be at the computer and I'd reach in the fridge real slow, get my hand in there and stop the light thing. And then open the door and try and get what they had in there.
They usually had olives and testidos. They were wealthy, but they didn't show it in their food. They did other shit. Boating.
That man said, you always need to have a job. You always need to have a job. As a human, you need to be working. Just as a soul, as a thing, you need to be doing something.
Contributing to society. It's just society. People like fuck America, there's a car. Go somewhere else.
And especially if you get third place, go somewhere else and get third. Bitch, we number one here. Biden orders air strikes against facilities used by Iran back militia groups. I don't know a ton about this type of thing, but he probably thought he was ordering lunch.
You know, he probably, dude, I just see him like every couple of minutes. Just take a pocket full of children's hair out of his, like a handful of children's hair out of his pocket and just get that hit, baby. What? Hello?
Who knows, man, that guy is so old, bro, look. And I'm telling you, I grew up with an old dad. That dude's starting to fall apart. Okay?
Are we pretending he's not falling apart? The dude can't get through a fricking solid idea. He's muppet it around. It's not a safe place to be.
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First of all, I want to say thank you for the existence of your podcast and for the existence of you. You really inspire me to talk to people. It's not always been easy for me to have a normal conversation. I got a lot of that social anxiety, but I listen to your podcasts every single day almost or can you miss thing or something like that.
And it kind of inspires me to just let the conversation go where it might end. You don't have to overthink anything. But anyways, I have a question about traveling my birthdays next month. It's my golden birthday.
And I kind of want to take a solo trip somewhere in the States just for the weekend. I know you've traveled a little lot. And somewhere where you think some of your favorite places tell like listen to music, meet people, go to bars, meet a museum, park at home, maybe get some non-local gold member for my golden birthday. I don't know.
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