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Ear Wax, Turkey C*cks and Bongs Under Blankets

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Chris Sansbury writes a letter to herself 13 years in the future when she is the mother of two teenagers.

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09/22/2011

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    The story behind a pen name podcast Hello and welcome to this podcast brought to you by That's English!, the Spanish Ministry of Education's official distance learning English course. To find out more about That's English! go to www.thatsenglish.com or contact your local Official School of Languages. Kate: Hi Drew! Sorry I'm late. Drew: Hi Kate. Don't worry. Was the traffic bad this morning? Kate: Oh, it's been terrible. There's was a 10-mile tailback on the A4 motorway because a lorry had apparently overturned and shed its load. Drew: What a pain! Well, now you're here...Would you like some coffee? Kate: No, thanks. Let's get started. I don't want to keep you waiting any longer. Drew: Right-e-o...Well, while I was waiting for you, I've been reading different articles about famous writers' pen names, or noms de plume, as they are also called, to prepare for our class about why authors use pseudonyms. Kate: What I've learnt is that a lot of them appear to have been women. As Virginia Woolf said: For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. Drew: I think that, in fact, is a misquote. Just a second, I have it here, yes...What she actually wrote was: I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman." Kate: Oh, I didn't know that was a misquote. You can find that quote all over the Internet. Drew: Well, that just goes to show you can't trust everything you read, especially on the Internet. Kate: Indeed. In any case, it's a proven fact that many female authors have adopted male pseudonyms in order to hide their gender and so avoid prejudice when society considered it to be unfeminine for a woman to be a writer. Look at the Brontë sisters, for example. Drew: Yes, that's right. I've discovered that Charlotte, Emily and Anne Brontë wrote under the names of Currer, Ellis and Acton Bell. Each pseudonym started with the same initial as each of the sisters' real names. Kate: Yes, but it says in an article here that, once their works had started to become well-known, Charlotte and Anne decided to reveal their true identities. Apparently, they found out that some critics actually believed that someone called Currer Bell had written their novels, Jane Eyre and Agnes Grey, as well as their sister Emily's Wuthering Heights. I can imagine that critics and readers alike must have been more than surprised to discover that Mr Currer Bell was a woman, or should I say three women! Drew: Yes, it must have caused quite a stir...But, even today, it would appear that some female authors still have to disguise their gender. Look at J.K. Rowling, for instance. Her publishers felt that her books wouldn't be read by boys if they knew that the author was a woman. So that's why Joanne Rowling signed the Harry Potter series as J.K. Rowling. Kate: And what does the "K" stand for? Drew: For Kathleen, after her grandmother. The publishers thought it sounded more masculine to use two initials. Kate: How sad! Drew: What? Kate: Well, the fact that even today a young lad will find a book unattractive simply because it's written by a woman. Drew: Well, they probably think it'll be too girly. Boys will be boys... Kate: Yes, I suppose so... Drew: I've also found out that Rowling adopted a second pen name, Robert Galbraith, when she published The Cuckoo's Calling in 2013. Apparently, she wanted to have a fresh start and receive "totally unvarnished feedback." But her anonymity didn't last long...probably for financial purposes, and the book is now published under the name of J.K. Rowling. Kate: Another very famous and successful writer who did something similar was Agatha Christie. Drew: Did she use a pen name? I didn't know that. Kate: Oh yes. She published six novels under the pseudonym of Mary Westmacott. Drew: And why did she do that? 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Chris Sansbury writes a letter to herself 13 years in the future when she is the mother of two teenagers.

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