Easter - Chocolate Covered Zombie Jesus

from Bible Stories for Atheists · host Bible Stories for Atheists

You remember that part of the bible when Jesus performed the miracle of getting a rabbit to lay chocolate, cream filled eggs? No? Well then you're just not reading the bible right.We dig into what the hell happened for Christians to turn Jesus' resurrection into a fertility festival geared toward grooming children into their "lifestyle". Eostre, Ishtar, Ostara, Esther, and Easter. Just getting this all in for SEO purposes.We talk about all of them. How they connect and how they don't. Really this just gives us a chance to talk about gods with way more badass stories than anything we see in the bible. So have a happy generic and unimportant Sunday where we celebrate the most important thing to all of us: a brand new episode of BSFA!Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.comYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bibleatheists

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