Easter - Chocolate Covered Zombie Jesus
Episode 44 of the Bible Stories for Atheists podcast, hosted by Bible Stories for Atheists, titled "Easter - Chocolate Covered Zombie Jesus" was published on April 9, 2023 and runs 72 minutes.
April 9, 2023 ·72m · Bible Stories for Atheists
Summary
You remember that part of the bible when Jesus performed the miracle of getting a rabbit to lay chocolate, cream filled eggs? No? Well then you're just not reading the bible right. We dig into what the hell happened for Christians to turn Jesus' resurrection into a fertility festival geared toward grooming children into their "lifestyle". Eostre, Ishtar, Ostara, Esther, and Easter. Just getting this all in for SEO purposes. We talk about all of them. How they connect and how they don...
Episode Description
You remember that part of the bible when Jesus performed the miracle of getting a rabbit to lay chocolate, cream filled eggs? No? Well then you're just not reading the bible right.
We dig into what the hell happened for Christians to turn Jesus' resurrection into a fertility festival geared toward grooming children into their "lifestyle".
Eostre, Ishtar, Ostara, Esther, and Easter. Just getting this all in for SEO purposes.
We talk about all of them. How they connect and how they don't. Really this just gives us a chance to talk about gods with way more badass stories than anything we see in the bible.
So have a happy generic and unimportant Sunday where we celebrate the most important thing to all of us: a brand new episode of BSFA!
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