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EPISODE · May 13, 2026 · 43 MIN

"Eat, Pray, Spank" by Topher Cusumano

from Alphabet Club with Shannon Beveridge · host Shannon Beveridge

This week’s essay is called, “Eat, Pray, Spank” and is written by writer, producer, and comedian, Topher Cusumano. Topher is a creative director and a co-founder of DaddyTV where he makes shows like For the Love of DILFs, Slag Wars, Hot Haus & more. This week’s essay will be read by Jonah Wheeler. Jonah Wheeler is a pornographic actor and musician known for an enthusiastic and expansive approach to queer sexuality. Content themes and warnings for this week’s episode are: divorce, sex work, religious trauma, BDSM, and kink. Follow Topher Cusumano & DaddyTV Instagram ⁠ @tophcus TikTok ⁠@tophcus Instagram @daddyTV TikTok @daddyTV_ Watch DaddyTV shows on OutTV Follow Alphabet Club: Instagram:⁠ @alphabetclubpod⁠ Tik Tok:⁠ @alphabetclubpod⁠ Website: ⁠https://www.thealphabetclub.co/⁠ Follow Shannon Beveridge: Instagram: ⁠@nowthisisliving⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠@nowthisisliving⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.shannonbeveridge.co⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠@nowthisisliving⁠⁠⁠ Tumblr: ⁠⁠⁠http://now-this-is-living.tumblr.com⁠⁠⁠ Snapchat: shannonbeverage Spotify: ⁠Shannon Beveridge current playlist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week’s essay is called, “Eat, Pray, Spank” and is written by writer, producer, and comedian, Topher Cusumano. Topher is a creative director and a co-founder of DaddyTV where he makes shows like For the Love of DILFs, Slag Wars, Hot Haus & more. This week’s essay will be read by Jonah Wheeler. Jonah Wheeler is a pornographic actor and musician known for an enthusiastic and expansive approach to queer sexuality. Content themes and warnings for this week’s episode are: divorce, sex work, religious trauma, BDSM, and kink. Follow Topher Cusumano & DaddyTV Instagram ⁠ @tophcus TikTok ⁠@tophcus Instagram @daddyTV TikTok @daddyTV_ Watch DaddyTV shows on OutTV Follow Alphabet Club: Instagram:⁠ @alphabetclubpod⁠ Tik Tok:⁠ @alphabetclubpod⁠ Website: ⁠https://www.thealphabetclub.co/⁠ Follow Shannon Beveridge: Instagram: ⁠@nowthisisliving⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠@nowthisisliving⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.shannonbeveridge.co⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠@nowthisisliving⁠⁠⁠ Tumblr: ⁠⁠⁠http://now-this-is-living.tumblr.com⁠⁠⁠ Snapchat: shannonbeverage Spotify: ⁠Shannon Beveridge current playlist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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