EP. 10 | Is Your AFRICAN Aunty Running a JOLLOF PONZI SCHEME?

10 weeks in and we’re officially double digits! 🇳🇬 This episode we’re diving into the "supply chain" issues of Nigerian dating and the audacity of the NFF (Nigerian Fridge Federation).In this episode, we discuss:The WhatsApp Surplus: Is sending 40 “GOOD MORNING BEAUTIFUL” texts a business model? We debate the ROI of being a broadcast-message menace.The Jollof Ponzi Scheme: Why are African Aunties treating the wedding buffet like a peacekeeping mission for their own refrigerators?Driving School Trauma: Why is it spiritually impossible for an African Dad to teach you how to drive without yelling “BREAK!” while you’re still 3 miles away from the stop sign?Nollywood Prequels: Why do church testimonies have to start in 1967 just to announce you found your car keys?Geopolitical Meditation: The ninja-reflexes of an African Dad "sleeping" in front of CNN. Try to touch that remote and see what happens.The Stuffed Sausage Effect: Why African tailors think one blurry photo of you is enough to guess your entire body circumference.The Best Buy Standoff: Watching your Dad try to negotiate a $1,200 TV down to $400 because “it never hurts to ask.”Join the No Gree Discord:https://discord.gg/xSfDEmkVDrop a comment: What’s the most embarrassing thing your Dad has tried to negotiate at a retail store? 👇#NoGreeEnt #NigerianAmerican #AfricanParents #JollofRice #BestBuy #NigerianPodcast #SupplyChainDating