Hans Wormhat, America's most beloved conspiracy theorist, uncovers a terrifying truth about the nature of the tooth. And then we travel to a local Starbucks to grab ourselves a nice ice-cold Frappuccino, or whatever gross thing you want to have. But little do we know that this Starbucks isn't just like every other Starbucks on the planet. This Starbucks might actually have a story that's so unbelievable, you'll be shaking your head and going, Jason, come on, come on, this is insane, even for you, today on Dead Rabbit Radio.
Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Dead Rabbit Radio. Coach Jason Carpenter, I'm having a great day. Hope you guys are having a great day too. Hope you guys have tons of fun.
Doing whatever you do, and I apologize for yesterday, I ran an episode in the middle of the week. That's not something I normally do. I just had some personal stuff come up, and I literally did not have the time to put the episode together. You know, this is a daily show.
A lot of times the episodes are being created that day. On a good week, right? I can record three or four episodes on the weekend. Like I can kind of like get it together.
But sometimes I'm recording it like this episode. I'm recording it at 721. Okay, it's not taking about an hour to record it. I'm gonna edit it.
It'll be out around 10 p.m. tonight. That's how this show exists. There's a lot of great stuff.
And yesterday I had some kind of serious personal stuff come up. I'm totally fine. Everyone's healthy. It's nothing bad or anything.
But it was stuff I had to address that day. It's not law enforcement either. It's not law enforcement either. It's something I didn't have time to put an episode together.
But here we are, I apologize for that. But someone who makes no apologies for nothing, someone who can create all the havoc in the world and just not care running into Dead Rabbit Radio Command. Get on your feet and give it a four. Steffin.
Oh yeah, we eyes all smashing everything up, take everything over, taking the wheels off to Jason Jalabi. Roll on him out. You see the artwork for today's episode. We have Steffin in a stylish Dead Rabbit Radio shirt.
And he's playing with his band, The Crimson Mask. And this photo was taken at the fifth annual Crimson Cookout. So apparently these guys, I mean, that's a pretty good following, right? If people not only come to see your show, but bring food.
I guess unless maybe they provided the food, maybe just as much people who are really hungry. They're like, oh, the band's okay. But the briskets, delicious. Crimson Cookout is the band.
Steffin is the man. And Steffin, you're gonna be, and I'll put some links in the show notes for Crimson Mask. It's like, you know, I'm not a heavy metal aficionado. I know there's different levels of it.
Maybe like death metal might be how you describe it. It's heavy and it's metal. But I know there's much, a little so genres and stuff like that before it can beat up by all the metalheads who listen to this podcast. Steffin, you're gonna be our captain, or pilot this episode.
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Steffin, are you ready? And he's all head banging. He's all head banging. Or he's listening to music.
Steffin, let's go ahead and talk to you the keys to the Dead Rabbit Dune Buggy. We're gonna be leaving Dead Rabbit Radio Command. Why don't you drive us all the way out to the Land of Dreams. Mm-hmm.
Dune buggy over the dunes, into the Land of Dreams. This is breaking news. This is huge. Or maybe I just saw the video, maybe the guy released it a year ago.
I don't get it, I think he released it this week, it's the return of Hawn's worm hat or Verme hat as somebody pronounce it. Hawn's worm hat is just the legend in the conspiracy theory community. the guy who believes monkeys aren't real, which is his most hilarious conspiracy theory. He honestly believes it.
He believes the color orange is evil. He believes space is fake. That's actually really common conspiracy theory. I'm starting to see a lot of that over the past couple of years.
A lot of people say space is fake. That kind of goes into the flat earth. I can't remember specifically if Hans believes in flat earth. He wouldn't shock me, but I don't think he does.
He doesn't believe space is fake. So they kind of go hand in hand. Then he believes some, he believes some of the weird ones. I mean, like that's the normal stuff, right?
You're all drinking orange juice right now. You didn't possess my theme and your aunts was right. Color orange is evil. And that's why an astronaut stuff a lot of their seats are orange and they drink tango, which is orange because they're showing us how evil NASA is.
Monkeys don't exist. He believes that if you've ever seen an ape, it's a man in a suit or a hand puppet, depending on the size of the monkey. It's hilarious. I'll put those episodes in the show notes.
He also believes in other fairly popular conspiracy theory. That's this one's gotten his channel shut down over the years. He would have a much bigger following if YouTube didn't shut his channels down every year or two. And I think he stopped talking about this because I think he kind of wised up that it was getting him shut down.
He believes that all men are women and all women are men, except for like a small subset. He believes if you ever seen an overweight man like myself, I am actually a woman. But when I was born, I think somebody gets into specifics and you're like, wait, what? Is it like a grammar thing?
No, he believes, though, I was a little baby Jason, but the doctor's like, dude, that is one fat baby. That's a girl. My mom's like, what? No, that's a boy.
And the doctor's like, uh, yeah, yeah, you're right. That's a boy. And then they wink to the other doctors, all the doctors wink at each other. I think they must do some sort of modification.
I don't know. I mean, I don't know if the doctors are like, Oh, you have a beautiful baby boy. Now let me take him to the nursery and then they come back swaddled in a pink blanket. Here's your girl.
I don't know the specifics. If you're an overweight man, you're really a woman, which is pretty much everybody at this point, right? He says pretty much everyone is the opposite. If you are a woman who's fit like a Tina Turner or Madonna, you're actually a man, which is bizarre because those are so few and far between.
There's far less fit women than there are fat men. It's just the way it works. He also believes that they kept shutting down his YouTube channel because I'm speaking about very diplomatically. He was using slurs.
He was saying a whole bunch of stuff. And they were like, we can't even talk about it. Someone YouTube. The other one he did was again, a super controversial one was that he doesn't think that there was, he doesn't think that slavery is another.
He doesn't think slavery never existed in the United States. He just doesn't think there was as many slaves as were told. And his logic behind that was look at this drawing of this slave ship. Look at the body.
If you really stacked all these people in this boat, it's inhumane. You couldn't fit that many humans on a boat. They didn't see him as human. So they're, I don't mean to laugh, but it's like, that was the evil of it.
That they would stack them like wood. You'd have these bonks that you couldn't move in. And if you lost 30% of them, well, who cares? They're not human.
So yeah, it wasn't humane the way they transported the slaves. He goes, yeah, they're, by number correctly, it's been a while since I've seen that one, but I think he goes, yeah, they're worse slaves, but not a bunch of them. As if that excuses it, you're like, well, you only have 1500 slaves. Instead of 20,000, I think you'll be okay.
Well, Hans Worm Atlas in a level, I don't think anyone necessarily hates him. People can have issues with his, some of his more controversial hot takes. But I think in the conspiracy theory community, there's like a bit of a charm to monkeys don't exist in orange, the color orange is evil. There's a bit of a charm to it.
We've been back and forth over the years. We've been covering them. I do not think, I would like to think, and I know at one point, I guess we kind of talked about it on the Discord or during a live show. I don't know if Hans Worm hat knows that I exist.
I can get a little sad honestly. Like here's the thing, again, I think I don't agree with him and everything that he says. To be fair, I don't agree with any of it. I don't agree with any of it.
But it would be interesting, right? Because we've covered him so much over the five years, six years of the show. If he didn't know I existed, I mean, it's not gonna break my heart. It's just like imagine you basically become a stalker.
You're like, oh, I've been hiding in his bushes for six years and it doesn't even know I exist. I've never gotten out of my way to contact him. You know, I understand that, like what would I have to say? He's such a superstar.
I'd be like running into Brad Pitt. I'd be like, are you really a woman? He's like, what? I'd be my first question to Brad Pitt.
No, the reason why, I mean, it would be interesting if he knew who I was. I would want to talk to him. And honestly, I would be willing to talk to him off the record. I'd be like, let's just chat.
I just kind of want to meet the guy because things that I've learned over the years is one, he lives in Oregon. So out of all 50 states and 198 countries, he lives in my state and my country. I was like shocked when he had this whole diatribe going off about how sucky the governor was. And I was like, wait, what?
That's my governor too. Another thing we've kind of realized, and I think we hypothesized this throughout the years is that he has a family. He's married with children. So that was kind of an interesting tidbit.
And that's really how we're going to look at this story today. Because I think this is the first time that Hans Wormhat has really talked about his family life. But I'll say this, this is probably the first time I saw the title of a Hans Wormhat video. And it worried me.
Because I understand what it's like to be in that conspiracy theory community. I used to be hardcore conspiracy theories hardcore conspiracy theories, pretty much from elementary school and middle school, I was buying those Illuminati game cards back when they first came out. Because I was into all that stuff. I was buying, I didn't know how to play the game.
It's super complicated. Or at least when I was 12, it was, but I've always been in conspiracy theory stuff. I love it now when I'm always looking for them into the more unusual ones. But from pretty much like late elementary middle school, all the way to around 2011, 2012, I was a hardcore conspiracy theorist hardcore.
So I understand how easily it is for these things to start getting out of hand, for you to start to lose your footing in the rational world. And what alarmed me in between me watching, you know, whatever goofy stuff I was watching on YouTube, home record gameplay videos or people complaining about Star Wars. That's probably about the time in my YouTube recommendations. It was like, Oh, there's a 30 minute video about how much Star Wars sucks.
And let's watch it while I play Minecraft. I saw this, it was Hans Wormhat wrote this the title here. It was, is the Illuminati? There's the best three words in the world to really start a sentence because you know, whatever comes next is gonna be awesome.
Quote, is the Illuminati AI hacking my brain? I was like, Oh, no, on so no, if he thought they were hacking his computer or his phone, that's still be a little paranoid. You know, he's having some sort of paranoid illusions. But when you see this, imagine you go to work tomorrow and you're friends like, Hey, man, a question.
Do you think the Illuminati AI is hacking my brain? It's a lot more alarming. So I saw this title. I was like, Oh, I gotta like stop whatever I'm doing right now, which luckily was nothing.
I was watching YouTube and playing Minecraft. But now watch this. The this could be the beginning of the end and not in like a good way. If he thinks that the Illuminati AI is hacking his brain, I'm like, Oh my God, please let this be not him ready to go insane.
I'll let you be the judge of you be the judge of of that. How close he is the edge. Hopefully I hope not at all, right? I wish no ill will on Hans Wormhat or his kids or his wife.
And he starts off pretty rational. This is a short video and he kind of lays stuff out. And these are all things that I think we believe in. We all believe that the internet is spying on us.
At this point, I think we've all experienced that thing where you're having a conversation with someone you go, you know what? It looks really cool to bargaining. If you get on a toboggan and going down a hill and you're like, yeah, I guess it's all hot. It's like under 20 degrees.
Also, you're like, Oh, I can do is imagine the cold. Yeah, I'm thinking about getting into bargaining when it gets a little bit colder. Friends like, yeah, that'd be cool. Maybe get toboggan for two.
And the guy's like, yeah, it'd be awesome. And then later on that day, you're at home and you're just looking up the news online and you see a ad for toboggan and toboggan supplies. And we've all put this together that what it is, is your phone is listening to what you're saying. You don't have to be anywhere near a computer.
I don't think this is a conspiracy theory. I think everyone's experienced this multiple times that what happens is your phone and all of this stuff is not hidden in the sense that I'm sure if you look through all the terms and conditions, it's in there. It's all in there, but your phone will pick up what you're saying and then that information will be used to get advertisers to advertise directly to you. I don't think that's a conspiracy theory.
I think everyone has experienced that before. It could sometimes just be a weird coincidence, like how you're sitting there thinking about your Aunt Mabel calling you and then like, later that day your Aunt Mabel calls you. And you're like, wow, what? I was just thinking about you.
What a weird coincidence. She was going to call you no matter what, but because you were thinking about it previously, you make a connection. If you weren't thinking about her and she just called you, you wanted to realize anything. So it could be a little bit of that you could, but you know, again, getting into toboggan ad in the middle of summer would be weird.
I know that what's an interesting thing is I have a friend named Sabine and we hang out all the time, but I don't spend a ton of time in her house. She doesn't spend a ton of time in my house. She doesn't have a smartphone. She's very, I won't say Luddite.
I won't say she's a Luddite, but I think, honestly, she's more of a contrarian than anything. I was like, what if your car breaks down? She's like, I'll use smoke signals. She'll be at her house and she'll start to see ads for body armor knives, nunchucks throwing stars.
She's like, Jason's a shopping for shopping to fight the foot client, apparently. And then it will stop. It'll, I don't use her computer to look that stuff up. And then like a weird tool pass, maybe more and then she'll start to see ads for collapsible batons, bear maze.
Oh, I guess Jason was up late last night again, imagining he was gonna have to fight 10 guys at once and what he would need to do that. I think that's not a conspiracy theory. I think we all know that. I was like, yeah, you know, and he brings up the idea.
This one's a little more far-fetched. I shouldn't say far-fetched. This is this one is not as readily as accepted by most people. I'm kind of on the fence about it myself.
It's the idea of a personalized internet where it's not just ads, but the articles you see are based on you. So if you, if I went to the New York Times, you went to the New York Times, the articles on that page would be in a different order. If not, I would have article that you don't have. I don't think it's there yet.
I think there are probably sites like Facebook, obviously do that Instagram does that. My Instagram is nothing but women in bikinis. I can't even check my Instagram in public. If you send me a message Instagram, there's very low likelihood I'm going to check it because I have a phone out in public.
Yeah, that's just personalized, but the New York Times, these big websites, I know you can personalize your emissant, homepage, stuff like that. But so I think parts of our personalize, I think we're on the same level here with Hans Wormhat with a lot of this stuff. Well, I'm continuing to watch this Hans Wormhat, Wormhat, YouTube video and he is talking, he goes, you have been watching a lot of sites videos lately. And I go, what?
Wait, what? And I go, he's watching psych, that television show about the two dudes who solve crimes in hilarious ways. He's like, he's watching that on YouTube. Watch that on YouTube.
That show's awesome. Where can I watch that on YouTube? He goes, I've been watching a lot of psych videos lately. And I was like, I needed context.
What does that mean? Is he watching psych? Is he also looking for the pineapple? And then he goes, as he continues talking, he goes, yeah, so you know, I go to these psych videos.
And you know what? I have a real part time with people saying the site is low tech, just because it doesn't have batteries or electricity. What is he talking about? What is he talking about?
And this again, it just goes to show the genius of Hans Wormhat. He was watching psych videos. He was watching YouTube videos about those giant blades you use to cut wheat. What is watching that?
I mean, here's the thing, before I recorded this, I typed in cute raccoon videos, watched a bunch of raccoons roll around. Okay, I mean, yeah, you could say that's pretty juvenile. That's cute. But I watched two of them, right?
I watched one and I set it off every three ago. I was kind of cute. And I found another one to watch half of that and go, that's enough. He's watching multiple videos about sites.
I'm like, why? Why? And then he starts saying that sites, there's a community out there going, boo, it's probably the YouTube comments. They're like, sites suck, lawn mowers, rule.
He, he's deep enough into this community, which I didn't even know existed. I'm assuming there's videos on like making them and maintaining them and stylized ones and then the right technique and look, we're going to do this way more efficient than that guy over there with a wheat eater, whatever he used to pick up wheat. And he's like, yeah, dude, scythe, scythe video. So he's watching scythe videos recently.
Okay. And he goes, what happened was I'm watching these scythe videos. And then I go to Reddit. And what's at the top of my page on Reddit?
Sights. The first Reddit post was about scythe, the computer spine on me. I go, it's not really spying on you. That's what you like.
You're putting it into your search engine. So yes, you're going to get scythe and scythe related posts. So anyway, so though, he says, so you're spying on me. And we all know that.
We all know that. But this is where he takes it another step because remember, it's not just that the phones are listening to him, talking about the Illuminati hacking his brain or the Illuminati AI hacking his brain. He goes, let me tell you a crazy story. I have serious teeth problems, not him, not me, not me.
I actually have a ton of cavities every time we go to the dentist and they do that gum test. He's like, three, three, they're supposed to get zero, one's by the way, they stick that little needle up under your gum as I'm leaving. I was like, Hey, great dentist. As I'm walking out the hematologist to show it up.
He's like, Oh, you might want to sit down. You're bleeding heavily from your gums, son. Here as well as this cotton. Hans Wormhat has a serious issue with his teeth falling out.
He is afraid of his teeth breaking, cracking, falling out, my teeth, all of that stuff. He has a serious teeth problem. He has a serious issue with like teeth and dental. He keeps saying he goes, I don't understand why the dental industry is still in the dark ages.
It's still in the dark ages. All of their medical technology is in the 21st century, but dental stuff is still in the dark. Here's the thing. I do have much deep problems.
I go to the dentist all the time and they're pretty good at it, right? I practice some guys like, man, you put both my kids through college. It's awesome. I got teeth break and fall out.
I never had one fall out, but I had one had to get pulled out because it was causing my entire throat to have this infection. And I got a little hold back there. It's just like an open air. It's just an open wound that festers for all these years.
But I've been the guy who's like sitting there. I remember once I was sitting, I was staying with this girl down in Davis and we were just chatting and I was like eating a candy bar and all of a sudden one of my teeth just dissolved. Here's the thing. When you're eating a chocolate bar, it wasn't an everlasting gobstopper.
It was like a Hershey's bar. Maybe at almonds in it, but even then you eat an almonds and your tooth shatters. There's another line. Basically, my tooth, three of the walls fell.
I just had one wall left. I'm all, oh, oh, and I actually didn't hurt that bad because the root was dead because there's all already dead in the gate. I'm all, I was so afraid. I was like, I don't want to breathe.
And Stephanie was who I was staying with at the time. We were just friends. But she goes, what happened? I was like, oh my tooth fell apart.
I'm spitting out pieces of teeth, like little chunks of it straight up. Imagine, you know, two has four walls. I'm like three of them just fell and I'm like, you're spitting out popcorn kernels. And I was really afraid it was going to hurt so bad.
I was like, oh, I was like, I don't want to get any air in it. And it didn't hurt because it was already so dead. The root didn't give up a long time ago. The root didn't give up a long time ago.
And yeah, and so I just waited a bit. I think I ended up, it's fixed now. But I remember what to the dentist and he's like, dude, he goes, let's a dentist hate pulling teeth. They absolutely hate it.
They get into the job to save teeth. But I remember the dentist looking at my tooth and being like, dude, like, he goes, listen, we can fix this. But you know, it's going to take a lot money, of course, but he goes, it's going to take a lot of work. He goes, we're basically going to have to rebuild the tooth and then put a crown on it or a cap on it, whatever it was.
He goes, I can't even want to cap on it. We have to actually rebuild the other three walls back to something that resembles a human tooth just so we can cover it up with gold. But I've had a personally a ton of teeth issues. I like, one time I was biting my teeth.
Everyone's holding her mouth. Cause here's like, a lot of people have issues with their teeth. I remember once though I was walking through a Walmart and I was biting my nails and I heard a crotch and I go, okay, I've been a lot of nails. I've chewed a lot of fingernails in my life.
I've never heard that noise before. And I actually chipped a tooth. Do it away. So I mean, you know, I feel like I've strung teeth.
I have two friends local. You know, we're downstream from Hanford nuclear reactor. You know, they say that it's cleaned up. I know two people who were born in this area that have no enamel on their teeth.
None. I was like, it has to be from nuclear waste. I've never heard of that before. I'm all bragging, but my teeth are totally healthy.
Anyone have a chocolate bar? I'm so hungry. All my teeth are falling out. Hans Wormat has a big problem with the idea of his teeth falling out is really what we're getting at.
It's a super common dream in the West. For some reason, people in the West, the Western Europe and the United States have this reoccurring nightmare of teeth falling out. We don't know why. It's so funny because then Hans Wormat goes on to say, yeah, and it's also weird.
Like he goes, that's a weird fact. He goes, it's also weird that in South America, the number one nightmares are about snakes. What's up with that? There's a lot of snakes down there.
I mean, I've never had a nightmare about a snake, but I've maybe seen one or two in the wild in my entire life. I would argue in South America, I mean, that might be a big problem. You're walking around the street, there's a snake. There's a giant snake.
So, but yeah, he goes, I have a real problem with my teeth coming out and falling apart. So much so. I thought this was super interesting. Let's read this.
And I'm not mocking this part of it. I was mocking the other stuff, but this is very interesting, very interesting insight into Hans Wormat. He said, I got this from the transcript of the video. I'd love to play you the actual audio, but I don't want to have to deal with copyright stuff or anything like that.
Well, so the teeth thing is kind of interesting. But yeah, I recently dreamed about losing my teeth. I pray all the time for my teeth health and for the teeth health of my children and for other people I know. It's just like a personal slight anxiety topic, I guess.
I'm not normally worried about my health, but I do teeth, it seems like, are still in the dark ages compared to how other crazy medical technology. So, yeah, I mean, like that is, he says it's a slight anxiety, but the fact that he's praying to prevent it, it's probably a little more than slight. Again, I'm not knocking him because he's praying or anything like that, praying for his kids, praying for his friends. I'm not mocking for any of that stuff.
I can see that he sees that as a valid concern. So, that is something that he is praying for, to protect his family and his loved ones. I don't think it's a slight anxiety, though, because this is a constant thing on his mind. And this is really interesting.
Remember what we just said there? His whole thesis is this. Listen, man, when I'm talking about sites, and then I see a scythe ad that totally makes sense. But when I dream about my teeth falling out, and then I see something online regarding teeth falling out, he goes, I didn't say that.
Something must be getting into my dreams. So, I would see that online. He says, listen, my wife recently bought some tooth brushes. She's probably like, Oh, Hans, please, your teeth aren't gonna fall out.
He's like, one toothbrush for each tooth. And we throw it away when we're done. No germs will be contaminated. I need 32 brushes a day.
She bought some toothbrushes recently. He goes, she didn't say anything about her teeth falling out. I didn't say anything about it. I had a dream about it.
And he, this is, he probably shouldn't have done this, honestly. I'm afraid this is not a vitamin, but he goes, I have this dream about me teeth falling out. It's a super common dream. People have them all the time.
I have a serious problem. Sorry. He has a slight anxiety when it involves teeth. He prays for his own teeth health and the people he loves the most for their teeth health.
He did a video recently on Genesis one, the book of Genesis chapter one. And in the comments section for that video, someone going by the name flesh plushie wrote the comment, quote, do you think it would be a sin to get dental implants? And so he sees that. And he goes, why would anyone write that?
That had nothing to do with the topic of the video. I was talking about Genesis one. There's nothing about teeth. One, he's like, it's my favorite book of the Bible because he never mentioned teeth.
Well, most of the people in that first part don't even have mouths. There's no humans yet. I guess they do show up in chapter one, but he goes, why would someone write that? He goes, that is in his estimation, a troll comment.
And it may be, right? I think biblically, there are questions like that. There are questions about, like, if you look at the early books of the Bible, you can't get tattoos. You're not supposed to cut your hair past a certain length.
So there are rules not supposed to eat pork. So, and some people out there will say like, what about like getting a titanium kneecap? Will that prevent me from getting into the kingdom of God? Some people do have these questions.
He goes, this is a troll. I guess he doesn't recognize this username. He goes, this is a troll. And I understand that he goes, I get troll comments all the time, which sucks, which does suck.
But he said, how did this troll comment really know how to push my buttons? How did it know I was dreaming about teeth problems? So he took this comment very seriously and deep to his heart. Do you think it would be a sin to get dental implants?
But you know, there are things like that in religious texts that say, well, you shouldn't do this. But he saw this, he goes, I think he, I apologize that something, this is not a real person, or he goes, it's either a real person who was told to make this comment. He goes, I don't think that this person could see into my dreams. But this person might have been directed by somebody who could to make this comment, or it's a bot.
He goes, either way though, I took it personally. And it really affected me. So he goes, quote, sometimes people have left comments where it's like, they're reminding me of something that I don't want to be reminded about that is just happening in my life. And how would they even know about it?
So that's kind of where he's coming at with these the Illuminati AI hacking his brain. I will say, so that's concerning, right? Which is alarming, because I would never want Hans Wormhat, who even though I don't agree with a lot of his stuff, even his like controversial social stuff, I don't wish him ill will. I hope that nothing bad ever happens to him.
And not just for more content for the show, but just as one human being to another, I don't think we could disagree on much more than we already do. But when I read it, when I read the headline, I was alarmed and I watched this video. And what's interesting is on the one hand that is alarming because I don't want him to start becoming that paranoid and thinking that the government or even worse the Illuminati is after him. It is interesting because most times on the video though, this kind of made me feel a little bit better.
He said, I'm not special. It's not that I think I'm special. I don't think that I'm special in any way, which he means by saying like, it's not like the government has it out for me. It's not like I'm a threat.
It's not like someone actually is out there to shut me down. If anything, this is happening, it's like an afterthought, which is good because again, paranoia when it's connected to delusions of grandeur, then it's when we're really starting to run into some issues that could get bad because I don't want to see anything bad happen to him, happen to his family. So yeah, I think it starts going on how to read those of course, you know, like right when you're like, oh, that's a touching moment. That's a touching moment there.
I hope everything's going to be all right. All of a sudden, he starts to say that whenever you're online, there are bots showing up to make you mad to sell you Doritos, or there's a wide gamut talking about a spectrum. The bots make you mad. So you talk about Doritos, or it's the CIA slash New World Order who's slowly trying to drive you insane.
So somewhere in between conquering the human psyche and turning you into an NPC and just enjoying a delicious pack of spicy Doritos nachos. That's where this conspiracy lies. Yeah, I mean, I get it. You know, he starts going on about the dead internet theory, which we've never covered in full on the show, don't think so.
But basically it's fascinating. It's there's probably some truth to it that most of the people you interact with online are not people. They're just bots. They're just bots.
And they say things to enrage you. So you respond and they keep you on that site. I don't, I think that's possible. I definitely think it's possible.
I think on some websites, it's very likely. And some other websites, it's less plausible. But I know whenever like something happens in the media whenever they're talking about a new album coming out or a new show coming out or something like that. And you see the hype.
That's all bots. I don't think there's a person authentically who's excited for that new Marvel Universe show, Agatha, all along. But if you go, you're like, what is that about Skype? So what is that about it?
But if you type that into Twitter, you'll be like, Oh, I can't wait to watch this show hashtag Agatha all along. It's the whole robot. Nobody is excited for 90% of this stuff. And the longer you read the stuff, you go, Oh, you have to drag in that.
And I don't watch any of the shows. I've never seen a Game of Thrones either. But House of the Dragon has a authentic fan base because you can look at it over the course of months. I think it's been a year now.
And you can see the authentic engagement versus new show must promote. And all of a sudden, like that's everything in your Twitter feed. It's the Apple lighter. It's Obi-Wan Kenobi.
I get all this Marvel stuff because I subscribe to Disney Plus, right? Personalized Internet. I'm subscribed to Disney Plus. I've watched the Mandalorian.
So I get all the social Obi-Wan's the best Obi-Wan's the best Obi-Wan's the best Obi-Wan's the best Obi-Wan's the best Obi-Wan's the best Obi-Wan's the best Obi-Wan. And it lasts for six weeks. And then nobody ever talks about it again until the next show. This is the best.
It's the best. So yeah, I mean, I do believe that to a point and obviously like click farming and you know what do they call it hate clicking or hate bait or something like that it gets you I mean obviously I'm watching Minecraft videos and listening to dudes complain about a show I'll never watch I was never gonna watch it I'm kind of done with Star Wars at this point so I just watched some guy said a chair of him like that show sucked for 30 minutes I was like I don't know what he's talking about I've never seen the show so yeah I think he's right on that he kind of ends it with with that but yeah we get to this thing so here's the mystery though because I actually think I solved his issue I think that Hans Wormhat and I'll tell you right now because I have I'm actually trying to pre-record episodes I'm getting ready to go on vacation and a bunch of crazy stuff is gonna be happening did I explain that at the beginning of the show I don't remember Stephanie we're gonna have you back for tomorrow's episode as well we're gonna get you back in that carpenter copter this is gonna be a full Hans episode I apologize I know it's getting crazy as we're reaching the end but everything's crazy over here having some personal stuff going but everything's fine I'm fine everyone's healthy I think I figured out what happened here and I think Hans actually dropped the ultimate clue but he skipped over it I believe him I believe that he watches right it doesn't surprise me it took me to realize what he was talking about I believe that your phone listens in on your conversations I believe that certain websites very popular websites are based on what they know you will want to click on or what you will hate read right even that little down-go button they want that I know that their advertisements will be geared towards interest that they know that you have the big question is about reading his dreams and hearing his dreams and then getting this comment let's say for the sake let's put on a conspiracy comes that this comment was a bot because if it was a real human it was asking an authentic question doesn't really work but let's go with his idea that this was a bot which we do see right like I said the system knows I have a subscription to Disney Plus they're for my Twitter feed is full of shows that I'm supposed to watch on Disney Plus I'm assuming most people don't get those when Hans Wormhat says so let's assume that was a bot that asked him the question about the dental implants he said I dreamt about that he goes I dreamt about that I dream about to my teeth issues I think about my teeth issues a lot how would the AI know I was thinking about that if I'm thinking about that have they hacked my brain but then he says this I pray for myself and for my kids and my loved ones for them to have good healthy teeth not all prayer is vocalized sometimes it's internal but if he's praying out loud that phone here's that prayer and while that may answer this question again it might have been a totally innocent question by somebody who's wondering can you get dental implants is it a sense of dental implants when you look at the early books of the Bible you can't even get tattoos you're not supposed to have the names of the dead ink on your flesh I think it's not like you can't have a yin yang symbol but I think that's what it is this is a bot and he says he goes listen this is probably the most innocent example he can think of it goes there's been other stuff that's popped in the past but let's take this this as just the prime example and he's praying and he's like dear God please help my teeth the world's on fire president Rumba's got his brains blown out nobody knows what's going on in the election Russian Ukraine are still at it he's like well he's fixed my teeth people like ah no it's fine you pray for what everyone I shouldn't joke about that but he's praying out if he's praying out loud about his teeth and his children's teeth and the teeth of his loved ones and all of that the phones hearing all of that stuff and it's gonna start sending him things that are going to pray on his insecurity regarding teeth health because that's how the phones work that's how the system works it does personalize itself to an extent towards you so I think that actually might be what's going on again I don't think this was a troll I think this was a guy probably asking a biblical question to somebody who is talking about the Bible in a serious way on format very very serious Christian very serious biblical scholar at this point he's been setting him for God knows how long if he prays about teeth and then he does see a tooth ad though we start to see ads for teeth ads for like how to keep your teeth clean how to keep your teeth from becoming rotten oh that stuff he's going how does it know what I'm thinking the AI the Illuminati AIs in my head when really it's just when you're praying out loud if that is the case that's how a lot of people pray even when they're by themselves the phone is picking it up and the computer is picking it up and to me that's utterly terrifying I never thought about this before watching Hans video and prepping for this episode your prayers are supposed to be between you and God not you and Google and God but there it is I never thought of that before I know when me and you were standing on street corner and I'm talking about how amazing Chipotle is I'm doing it on purpose so all of a sudden I'll pull my phone out and I'll have ads for Chipotle burritos dollar off but when you're in that moment of solitude maybe you're praying with your family maybe if he's praying with his family it's definitely vocalized that but as you're sitting around the dinner table with your wife and kids I don't think you want to bring up teeth you're like and let's dig in let's dig in everyone gets a job-breaker for dinner if he's praying if you're saying these prayers out loud it's crazy to think that all of that is getting recorded as well I never thought of that before mean you have any conversation in the Google algorithm taking it and parsing it out and selling information to different advertisers whatever like that is the cost of having the technology we have so cheap because it's subsidized by all of this other stuff that they sell the idea of you sitting there in your room and praying to God while your phones charging on the nightstand your deepest feelings the things that you want to overcome the fears that you are afraid will swallow you whole your sins the things you've done wrong that you hope no one ever hears about knows about you're laying all that down in front of the creator of the universe and three feet away sitting on your nightstand is your smartphone and it has listened to every single word and all of that your fears your sins are sold to the highest bidder all of that stuff is just throw into the internet wolves to be devoured and then regurgitated as ads that prey on your deepest fears and desires I believe Hans was wrong when he asked is the Illuminati AI hacking my brain but I think what we've uncovered here honestly is far far worse