Move over, Lemony Snicket. Today we're gonna take a look at a true life series of unfortunate events. But this one is no children's novel. This one may point to one man involved in a demonic conspiracy against him.
And then we take a look at a conspiracy theory of mine. I came up with it the other day. Snow yearn for some good rant when it's just me sitting there thinking about something. Is it possible that America's.
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Penny Royale is perfectly piloting the Carpenter caboose. We're headed all the way out to Anywhere usa Before we get there, I gotta tell you about something that happened to me the other day. Kind of leads into this first story. Maybe, maybe not.
We'll see. I was walking down the street the other day I got off work and I went to this restaurant called Kickstand here in town, here in the river. And they have this thing on the menu called the $20 burrito. It's a big burrito.
This isn't an ad read. There's a restaurant down called Kickstand. They have a twenty dollar burrito and it's great. It has all the toppings you would want.
And you know, like for the meat and the burrito, it has two types of meat and it's your lip. Just like the bitch gets in the store. Jason, I will. But the perfect.
I've described this delicious burrito Rio. Very moist rice, just the right amount of black beans. The two types of meat is fried chicken with no bone. Obviously wrong.
Right in the burrito, teeth are falling out. It's fried chicken and pulled pork. And it's delicious. Every single bite, you're getting a different animal.
A little bit of a swirl in there, a tail of a mouth. Slurp it up. Delicious. I love the $20 burrito.
I'd gone off work and I go, you know what I'm doing? I'll stop by kickstand and get their $20 burrito. So I bought it online, I walked down, listen to some tunes, headed to kickstand, and then I'm getting my burrito and go home and eat it. And as I'm in the kickstand burrito place, it's not a burrito.
It's the one burrito. They serve everything else. Pub food, Is that a term? Burgers and salads.
Anyways, I'm in kickstand, they're picking my burrito and the cops fly by, cat belling women. They're not gonna be cops for long. That was supposed to be the sound of their siren. They fly up the hill and I kind of turn, you know, I don't know what that was about.
I get my burrito, make a small talk with the waitress, and then I leave. I get maybe, I don't know, 50 yards from the burrito place. It's not a burrito place. I get 50 yards from the restaurant when all of a sudden I'm listening to music, right?
I got my tunes going on my headphones. All of a sudden I hear the whoop. The police truck, this SUV followed me into the parking lot. I'm walking by this church at this point and they did their little whoop noise on their siren to get my attention.
And I turned because I realized, you know, there's a few things you can do in here. That noise you pretend you didn't hear it. He walked, he tackled, right? The police are.
Turn around and see what they want. I turn around and I'm doing, you know, I'm like taking my headphones off and I have my food in one hand. I couldn't run. There's no way.
I was like, oh, no, I don't want to bite my burrito. I turn around, I start approaching the police. And that point, one of the officers is talking over the last week, or right when I turned around, he goes, brian. I was like, I don't know who this dude is.
I don't know Brian. But anyways, I continue to walk towards the police officers, and the cop gets out of the car. And he immediately kind of was trying to do two things. Apologize and also, like, ask me questions.
Because what really happened was they're looking for a guy named Brian, who apparently I look like. And from the back. But he's like, turned around, he's getting out of the car. He's like, oh, I thought you were Brian, dude.
I was like, no, no, not Brian. And he's like, so I just want to let you know everything's being recorded. They have body cams. Yeah, I watch all these body cam videos on YouTube.
And now I'm going to be on win. I go, yeah, yeah, that's cool, man. And he goes, hey, yeah, sorry, dude. We were looking for somebody who was following somebody down the road.
And that person called into the police saying that someone was making them feel uncomfortable. I was like. I go, I. That was not me.
I go, I did not see anyone in front of me when I was walking. And I go, I just came from kickstand. And it's funny because as I was ordering the food, it was going to arrive at a certain time in the restaurant. It's going to be cooked at a certain time.
And I took a direct path to the restaurant. I'm holding the burrito in a bag. Well, I thought. I go, it's funny because I said, I have a perfect quote, unquote alibi.
Not that I needed one, but this was the only way to get. I took the only path to get to the restaurant. It wasn't that I followed anyone and there was nobody in front of me during my walk. And the officer was like, yeah, you know, it just.
We got this call and I'm sorry, you know, I stopped you. And I was like, yeah, yeah, no problem. And I think they were kind of the city see me all the time, because I walk all the time. These two officers didn't know me by name, but I know a lot of the other officers by name.
And some like one of the officers who works on reservation, I know by name, just kind of like to know law enforcement. And it's funny because they went on their way and I told the story to another local and they go, oh, Brian, yeah. They go, actually from behind, you do kind of look like this Brian guy who walks everywhere. And I go, well, do you think he would have been following someone around town creepily?
And they're like, I don't know, he might have accidentally been. And it's so funny because I go, I actually, because I'm a big guy, if I'm walking down the street and I even get the hint that someone may think I'm following them, I will slow down and then usually cross the street or take a different way. So I should go on my way now. But that particular day, there's no one in front of me at all anywhere in my walk.
Why are you telling the story, Jason? Well, there was another thought that went through my head because here's the thing. I knew that I was not the person following that got the complaint. I knew that that was a.
There couldn't even been misconstrued as me following someone. So I go, there's a couple different options. One, the person was mistaken and who the police or the police were looking for Brian, they found me instead. The case was taking identity.
Two, some psychopath, not me, but you could have had somebody because we covered people like this on the show. I'll put an episode or two in the show notes where they think you're gang stalking them. Somebody was riding a bike on a Tuesday and saw me at in line at Walmart. And then on Friday, I'm walking down the street by the hospital and they're driving by in a car and they go, he's following me.
I thought, what if there's some lunatics now what's the things this case mistake because I know I wasn't one following anyone. The police knew that too. They left. They didn't get my ID or nothing like that.
The case of a state identity. It might have been this guy Brian, who I've never met. And they'll figure that out. That's not my problem.
And Brian wants to follow people around. That's not my problem. Sorry, whoever's being followed by this guy. But if there's somebody like hallucinating me staring in their window, now I do have a problem, right?
Because what happens when they call up the Police. And they're like, oh, that man, that man, he was walking, following me down the street. Now he's in my attic. He's running around.
I can hear him stomping in his boots. Police are like, what? Right? And so then they come, they find me walking down the street, walking the street.
I got cobwebs all over my boots. I'm carrying around all of these stuff that I found in someone's attic drawn in the bushes. And they'll go, hey, dude, we just got a record of you running around this old lady's attic. And I was like, what?
I'm super sweaty, super sweaty. I got dust on my butt because I'm sitting in an old rocking chair. I was like, I don't know how she thinks I'm in her attic. You know, I'm afraid that someone might be hallucinating me.
Gang stalking them. That is probably not what's happening. Ryan, who probably might actually be stalking people, but which I should laugh about because it's not me. I mean, I feel bad for whoever he's stalking, but you see what I mean.
Like, I. And we've talked about this before on the show. I've never been worried about being gangstalked myself. I think a lot of gang stalking, all of it, some of it is authentic, sure.
But I think 99% of it, at least this stuff you read online is like a mental illness. And sometimes it's the start of a mental illness you haven't been diagnosed. You don't know things wrong, but you're starting to put together these patterns. I said, I really have such bad pattern recognition that I could be sitting on my porch and a white car drives by every five minutes, and it wouldn't connect in my head that that's the same car.
And with gang stalking people in this illusion, it won't just be the same white car. They may go every day at 3. All the cars that drive by, the majority of them are white. Like, they're recognizing that level of patterns.
They can say, why is it whenever I see a white van drive by, there's always two people in it, never just one? I always see one person in every other color. I don't have that level of pattern recognition. But, like me being involved in someone else's gangster delusion.
I think I really. I think I've kind of talked about it here and there on the show. Like, I'm like, oh, what would that be crazy if you or someone and someone. You got caught in their delusion.
But, yeah, like, that would Suck. Like, if there's someone out there hallucinating, I'm going through their garden and I'm like, stealing all their vegetables. And I'm not doing that, obviously, because vegetables are disgusting. But the cops go, well, you do have a podcast named after a rabbit.
I was like, oh, no. Why does she have a delusion that matches the name of my show? That would suck? Because, of course, like, I wouldn't be doing anything.
I would just be hanging out. And then, you know, the cops keep coming. They're like, yo, Jason, what's up? And I was like, not again.
And they're like, yes, this is her fifth mental delusion to take up with her cops, so we still gotta investigate it. I was like, ah, what was the delusion about this time? They'll be like, well, she said you took her windsurfing gear and went windsurfing down the river. Suit that's made for a woman.
I'm all, like, bulging out. But it's like, man, that lady serious crazy. You're like, jason, you're saying that you're not doing these things, but then you keep making jokes about actually stalking an old woman. Oh, my God.
I mean, it does kind of sound like the guy who doesn't get accused of something. Like, you're sitting there at work and some guy runs in and goes, dude, I don't know. But if anyone tells you that I stole the car this morning, they're lying. The guy just walks into his cic, and you're like, what?
I didn't think that you were a car thief. Sometimes it may seem like that. But I will go on the record. I'm not a stalker, nor have I stolen anybody's windsurfing gear or ran around an attic.
But someone may. Someone very shortly may make a YouTube video accusing me of said activities, of me stalling around in their attic. And if that is the case, I did not do that. But I did think, wow, that would suck to be part of someone else's gang stalking delusion.
That actually does have something to do with our first story. We're about to meet this guy in any town, usa. We're gonna call him Donnie. We don't have his real name.
He believes that he. He doesn't use the term gang stalking, but there's an organized harassment campaign against them, which really is gang stalking in a nutshell. By any other name. August 15, 2024.
He says it was very, very, very super. A couple weeks ago, he said that he parked his motorbike. Maybe this story doesn't take place in the United States because I don't think Americans use the term motorbike. What do we say?
Scooter, motorcycle. But anyways, he left his motorbike in the parking lot. He goes into a store, work. He doesn't specifically say, but it's won't go into details because he thinks he's being stalked.
He's like, oh, by the way, I live in Frankfurt, Germany. He parks his motorbike in the parking lot, he goes to take care of some business. When he comes back out, he notices that someone slashed his bike seat. He looks, he looks around and he's like, they did it again.
But what are you gonna do, right? You just gotta hop on. That's really not that big of a deal. Honestly, on the scale, on the scale of things, there's someone slashing motorcycle seat.
Like whoever sees the seat of your motorcycle, your butts on it might have been like not comfortable to ride with a big slash on it. But I mean, I know it's the principle, right? It's the principle of the thing. No one wants stuff slashed.
Well, the day before, I mean, so that's a kind of nothing. I'd be like, whatever. But the day before he was riding the same motorbike and a car seemed to be trying to run him off the road. He's just super convenient, let's let seats last.
Not a big problem. Car trying to running off the road, that's a real problem. He says the car seems like it's running off the road. He couldn't specifically say that it was trying to, but anyways it caused him his.
The grammar that used to write this was a little interesting. He says a car seemingly tried to took over and that quote threw my bike out of balance. So the way I read that is a car seems to try to maybe like change lanes or something and hits his bike or throws out a bounce or something like that. He almost crashes.
So not that bad, right? You know the scale of things, not that bad. But seat slashed. The day before that, someone seems to try to run him off the road or change lanes or whatever makes him almost crash.
Not too bad. The day before that. This is a true tragedy. This is.
Get strapping guys. This one hits home. The day before he almost gets ran off the road. Donnie is at McDonald's.
He's there to pick up some delicious food. We do not know the contents of the bag. Could have just been a couple 59 cent cheeseburgers. It could have been a McRib or two.
We do not know how valuable the contents were. But Donnie goes to McDonald's to get grab a to go order. I have a lot of compliments. We both order our food to go.
He goes to McDonald's to get us to go order. He grabs his food. He opens the bag up. Oh, yeah, that's it.
That's the good stuff, right? Get a little bit of fry. That fried smell going up your nostrils. He has his bag of food.
He walks out of McDonald's, and all of a sudden he bumps into a hobo. There's a hobo standing right outside McDonald's. I can picture this. So landed.
This happened to me. Oh. A thousand seats can get slashed and it would not match the tragedy that's about to unfold. And Donnie walks into this homeless man and they collide, sending Donnie's.
He's like, oh, man, I'm so hungry. I can't wait to eat this McDonald's. He slams into this homeless guy. He's walking out of the restaurant, causing the food to fly out of his hand.
You drop a bag of McDonald's food, whatever, maybe a couple fries fly out midair. He bumps into this dude. The McDonald's bag goes flying into the air and lands in the mud. Mud, right.
There's nothing you can do. There's nothing you can do. The food is spilling out. The chicken nuggets have been compromised.
They're muddy. You cannot. You can remove a little bit of dirt, right? Five second rule.
But once your McRib, once your treasured delicious meal is in the mud, it's over. What are you gonna do? You can't wash it off. You wash off all the sauce.
You wash off all the pickles. Sure. In the end, you have a dripping wet hamburger patty. Like, the bun's gone, the lettuce is gone.
You're able to salvage one patty from the Big Mac. You're like, God, God, why did you let the rest get taken so early? This food's muddy. That's all right.
That's just me laughing at some guy's misfortune. It wasn't just that. When Donnie is looking down at his delicious meal, as the mud is soaking into every crevice and cranny, he looks up and the hobo is just staring right into Donnie's eyes. Donnie said he looked up and this homeless man had messy, oily hair and his eyes and his lips were darkened.
Like the flesh around them was just dark. And he had this creepy smile. The hobo was just smiling at him, staring. Which, to be fair, I'D be smiling too, if I got someone to spill their food in the mud, because it is funny.
But he said, no, it wasn't. He wasn't smiling in a way that he thought it was funny. He said that although this man looked homeless, there was something off about him. As in, like, almost not human.
In fact, Donnie said it felt like he was being stared at by a demonically possessed homeless man. And Donnie, when he looks up and he sees the homeless man is smiling, staring down at him. Donnie locks eyes with the homeless man, and the hobo just doesn't flinch. He just has that creepy grin, watching Donnie.
And eventually, Donnie got a little too creeped out and left. Left the area. A series of hilarious events, really. Right, because it didn't happen to me.
And pretty minor, Pretty minor stuff. It would suck for all your food to go in the mud and then the motorcycle, whatever, but to lose that delicious food. Well, he goes, listen, I'll be honest with you. This is what's just happened recently.
He goes, it's been going on for almost six years of his life. And it's like there is this crusade against him. He posted this online. He said he posted it underneath.
What is the universe trying to tell me? He's wondering if this is some sort of cosmic message being sent to him. But is it even worse than that? Is it a conspiracy against him?
Is it just bad timing? Or is it that there's something deeper going on? Is there this demonically infused conspiracy against him? He says this has been going on for six years, and some of them are things that may happen to you or me.
He says one of the things that really gets to him is when tree cutters are being really noisy with their chainsaws. Good job, guys. Good job. He says it drives him nuts.
Now, I will have to say, first off, it's not like lumber checks. It's not like, you know, they're cutting the branches on the tree outside the library or whatever. Yeah, I mean, that's annoying. We get maybe once a month or something like that.
But to him, he thinks that, what if this is part of this unholy crusade against me? Why are these street fighters making such noise? He also says, so here's the thing again, like, that's fine. It's a minor inconvenience.
Maybe it bugs him. Not a big deal. The other thing he says was that at work, somebody decided to remove the story because I knew parts of it were funny. It is also a weird cosmic story of possible injustice.
Maybe Lucifer himself is leading a crusade Against Donnie. But also, this kind of stuff's funny. Someone at work removed the safety gauge, like the safety net over a fan at work. He didn't know that there was no safety net.
Apparently, he slashed his arm. He's off. That's not funny. He's horribly injured.
No, he said it caused, like, a pretty big cut down his arm. He didn't bleed that much, so maybe it was just a scratch. But he goes, that's not cool, man. Who removed that safety net from that fan?
And no one would. Obviously, everyone was laughing. He's like, I can't figure out what it is. Everyone's laughing.
He hard. He got his arm caught in this fan. Or it cut him, you know? But is that the universe trying to tell him something?
Or is that just a coworker? A sloppy coworker? I would. All this stuff, I would think, what a bad coincidence.
Even if they all happened in order, probably be like, wow, pretty nutty stuff, this. No. Probably takes the cake, this one. It would only have to happen three or four times before I would start to go, what do I need to do to make this one stop?
What do I have to do, universe? What dark God must I worship and make sacrifices to ensure this never happens again? Apparently, Donnie has a problem where again. I don't know how often this would happen again.
He might live in Europe. Maybe they're more common over there than they are here. How common? When's the last time you rode an elevator?
I ride an elevator when I'm at hotels pretty much. All right, that's the last time I rode an elevator. And the only time I wrote an elevator before that was six months ago when I was at a different hotel. I don't ride elevators in my daily life or weekly life.
But Donnie's noticed this pattern that elevators malfunction when he's on them. Elevators have a tendency to malfunction more often than they should when he's on them. But that's not that big of a deal. It only malfunctions.
It functions more when he's on them. But if he's having a totally normal day, the elevator will work just fine. But if he really, really has to poop, the elevator will stop moving. How many times would that have to happen before you would just say one.
I gotta time this better. Like maybe not wait until I'm in poop mode. Maybe just eat. Where the bathroom.
Eat the toilet, greens and McDonald's home. He's sitting there as a little television stuff in the restaurant room. I got it's the best advice I've ever had. You don't have to eat in the toilet.
But if every time you really. It's not just when he has to poop, it's when he like really has to go poop, the elevator stops working, I would, I would just try to turn that. Because I'm telling you that, honestly, when I'm on an elevator, it does cross my mind. Half thought is like, dude, what if I like really?
I go to bathroom right now? Like, there's nowhere to go. Well, there is, but it's only like three feet away from where you're at. And I understand.
If you get stuck in an elevator for like two or three days and they finally break in and rescue you, they're gonna be like, woohoo. They're actually stinking. I was like, guys, what'd you expect? It's been three days.
And they're like, oh yeah, yeah. But if your elevator breaks down for like seven minutes and then it starts working again, there's a big pile of poop in the corner. People are gonna be like, not that you cannibalize the other people who are in there. You're like, seven minutes.
I don't know how long I was gonna be in there. I pooped in eight people. It was a nightmare. It would totally be different.
But anyway, so is there really you just want to talk about this guy's bad luck and pooping in an elevator? There's nothing cosmic about this. We don't know. The crazy thing about this is that it's.
This guy could be latching together all these coincidences. He could actually be stalked by this thing. But why this? The reason why this story is kind of similar to my own is that imagine you're that homeless dude who's not demonically possessed.
You're just a hobo and you bump into it. I can't stop laughing about that. But you over the guy, you make his food get all muddy. And you're just a homeless dude, right?
Maybe you like muddy food. Maybe that's the way you eat. You just knock people into stuff. You have to date your own to take you a fancy restaurant girl throwing sand and watering it down outside of the Ritz Carlton.
They're like, what? He's like, oh, you have the perfect way. You like sushi? What?
We can't really pick while we eat. We just bump into people and get their food money and they leave. Now this guy, remember this happened just back in mid August. Donnie is going to think if he sees this hobo Anywhere else that this hobo is a satanically possessed member of this cosmic conspiracy meant to ruin his life.
And the dude already has it bad enough. He's a homeless guy, right? He's not like part of an actual conspiracy theory. He's not like some big banker dude being like, hahaha, I control everything.
No, he's a guy who bumps into people for food. And what happens when you have all of these things happen to you and it is just this weird coincidence, it isn't some sort of supernatural conspiracy. And you snap, right? This homeless guy's sleeping on a bench one day and Donnie comes up with a bag full of mud.
And he goes, you like mud, huh? You like mud? You should marry mud. You should marry him.
He grabs the homeless guy, he takes him to the local courthouse, makes a wife out of mud. He's like, judge Mary, this homeless guy's marrying this mud woman. You have to make her happy. And the homeless guy's like, I don't know, I guess I don't have a choice.
This guy's making me do it. And he's like, no, you married a mud woman. But then Donnie goes, and there's like some tree cutters. They're like cutting the branches off a tree.
And Donnie's like, you guys are always so loud. You guys are always so loud. And they're like, sorry, but our job is loud. And he's like, I'll show you.
He comes, you love getting trees so much, why don't you? Taking the trees down the. No, no, no. I mean, like he could go on killing spree.
Really? That's what happened. He would shove mud into the homeless man's mouth. He would take a chainsaw and start attacking people on these trees.
He's riding his motorbike around town looking for cars that run him off the road. And he's like, hahaha. And he like follows him home and he's riding his motorbike through their home, running over their kids. Ah, now you know, it feels like he can snap is what I'm saying.
And everybody who just was going about their lives, all of a sudden this tree cutter, his legs are chopped off by a chainsaw. And this homeless man, he's filled with mud. His mud's everywhere. His tears are mud.
You know, elevators, he's pooping in elevators. He's like, gangster match boys, yo. He's treated all this ex wax. He's purposely going in elevators and shutting them off and pooping.
You know what, guys, actually here's something interesting. I'm recording this way later, I'm inserting this into the episode and we still got a bit more to talk about. But in between this and that second little vignette I hope you guys stay around for, I found this. Actually I was looking into.
As I was editing and getting stuff ready so you guys can listen to the episode, I started looking at some stuff and I found some more details about Donnie. My instinct was correct. He's not in the United States because of the term motorbike. It actually turns out that he's posting from Vietnam.
And I also found out a little bit more about him. I don't know why I didn't include this in my original notes. But you know, he posted this online anonymously. And the question goes, why does he think he's being targeted?
And I guess I've become so jaded. It's the gang stalking phenomenon that I can stop. I guess I do wonder why. But a lot of times people don't state why.
They just say this gangstalking thing's happening. Very rarely is it because I, you know, was a witness to a murder and an actual gang is after me, or because I was exposing police corruption and the police are now harassing me. This is interesting. Johnny says, you know why he thinks.
He stated why he thinks he's actually being harassed in this way. And he said, I didn't type any notes up on this. I'm just gonna be reading off what he posted. Of course it's all gonna be off the show notes.
But he says that he believes that he's the reincarnation of somebody special, somebody who's really special. And because of that, Donnie has a vast capability inside of himself that there are being gangstalked by the dog. He's trying to keep me from telling you the truth, ladies and gentlemen. He says that there are members of a elite organization.
They're trying to stop him from reaching his true level because then he'll be able to take them all down. He'll be able to, quote, throw the entire world off balance, unquote. It sounds very much like the Nobody conspiracy theory. We've done an episode on that.
It's really old, not super old, maybe about 10 year old conspiracy theory at this point. 12, something like that. The idea that there is someone who doesn't know it yet, but they are actually the Illuminati's greatest foe. It's a great conspiracy theory in the sense that it's so vague.
I could be the Nobody, you could be nobody. It really applies to anyone. And who doesn't want to feel special, even if that does involve hours ago I recorded that original Barbara. I'm still laughing about this guy's McDonald's falling in the mud.
Even if it does involve losing a McDonald's meal every once in a while. Everyone wants to feel special. He says that he hasn't specifically used the term to nobody. I'm curious if he's aware of that conspiracy theory, but he definitely feels like he was somebody in a past life.
It was very important. And now he's also has these powers in him that haven't been let loose yet. He says this has all kind of been happening, he says, since he came of age, which again is interesting. He said this all started about six years ago.
So came of age, maybe 18. Now we're looking at someone who's around the age of 24, which is. You know, I don't want to say this because I don't want to label this dude, but that is the age for young men when signs of schizophrenia can appear. He didn't actually seem to have, like, the stuff he told us.
A lot of it was just kind of minor inconveniences. He doesn't seem like he's having a full mental breakdown, but he does seem part of schizophrenia as making connections where there are none. Pattern recognition issues. He says, this is interesting.
This is all interesting as far as I'm concerned. I thought this part was really interesting as well. He said that he believes that he used to have guardian angels. He believes that because of his importance to this world, he's have guardian angels, but they've either been murdered or corrupted.
I don't think I've ever heard that before. I mean, outside of like a movie, I don't think I've ever heard someone. I mean, not even their main job. I mean, I get it, you can have a bodyguard that gets shot.
But if your guardian angels are being murdered or bought off, I mean, that's definitely putting you in a pretty compromising position, I guess. I've never heard that before. I've never heard people say that they thought their guardian angels were being murdered or have been murdered. But he believes that what's going to happen is that.
Let me just read this last part to you. He goes, quote, there might be an important event soon which will give me all the power I need to rise. Which is why they've been so merciless with these attacks as their final attempts before certain destruction. So he's coming into his own.
He needs these things to take place. What could that thing be, quote, I'm thinking the US Election? Only something of that size would suffice. Trump will win, and the amount of psychic energy sent across the globe will be like honey to awaken the sleeping dragons, unquote.
In this case, this young man, if Trump wins, he believes that that may allow him to receive the powers that he had in a past life and he should have in this one. That will allow him to deliver the killing blow to this group that is not only doing these awful things around the world, but they are directly interfering with his life and his happiness. So it's interesting to think, like, what happens, I mean, it's 50, 50, really, of whether or not Trump wins. When you look at all the polls, it's like the pollster, I don't know.
I don't know. 50, 50, where we're at right now. And some people have a lot invested in the selection, and some people don't care, American or non American, they're just like, whatever. But he directly has his fate of the rest of his life, and really the fate of all existence depends on whether or not Trump wins.
Very interesting way. He's kind of tying it all together. You know, I wish him the best. I wish Johnny the best.
I can't even say without laughing. But much as I make fun of him dropping his food in the mud, you know, I wish him the best. Most of the people, I'd say 99% of people we cover on the show, I really do wish him the best. He could just be having a bunch of minor inconveniences, trying to figure out what it is, and his brain has had to concoct some sort of theory.
Otherwise it just seems like the universe is overly cruel towards him. Or he could be in the beginning stages of some sort of mental health crisis. Who knows? You know, I'll be honest.
You know, as a paranormal researcher, it's possible that this dude is the right as possible. He's the reincarnation of something older and more powerful and that his theory is true. I can't say that's 100% not true, because there's so much that we cover in the world, look at our normal that lies on that line between truth and untruth. What is factual and plausible, and then what is impossible, but may be in the grand scheme of an infinite universe, in some way a little bit of truth in its own right.
So remember that pallets, if you're American, if you're voting as Alexa when you go there, if you vote for Trump, if You start to see honey. If you start to see honey shooting out the ballot box, you're like, I don't know. Here, I'll tell them I don't know if my vote got registered. Also, I hope there's no bees nearby.
Honey shooting out of the ballot box are running out of the ballot boxes all sticky. And all this honey starts floating around and you see it flying east. You see it flying towards Vietnam. Really good.
Geography major. You're like, I've only seen honey fly one other time, and I can tell what direction it's going. And it's headed to Vietnam. If you vote for Trump this election and honey shoots out the ballot box, maybe this guy's onto something.
But until that exact thing happens, we don't know for sure. We don't. We do not know for sure. But, yeah, I want to add that part.
And now we'll get back to the originally previously courted episode. What happens when a guy like this snaps is what I'm saying. I'm walking down the street minding my own business. And sure, it may have just been a case of satanic identity, but someone could be like, no, that's the guy.
That's the guy who's leading that satanic conspiracy against me. He's hiding in my attic. He made me marry that mad woman. And sure, things have been good for the past couple months.
She's very, very addictive to my needs, but still, he's a crazy man. And then I get a shotgun to the back of the brain because I'm like, just walk down the street with my $20 burrito. Someone comes up and just unloads on me, right? Like, I can see.
The last thing I see is my eyeball. I see my left eyeball fly out of my skull. My right eyeball still attached to my brain, so I can see it. It's not a good shot.
He doesn't go for center mass. He just hit the side of my head because I was grooving. Move my head backwards as I'm walking when the shotgun blows out my left eyeball and actually see parts of my skull in my left eyeball leave my body and watch it kind of spin in the air and I feel the impact of the buckshot. I taste my tongue cooking from the hot lead burning, and I just get blown away and I fall down and I don't instantly die.
I'm like choking on my own blood. All this because I'm a drama queen. I'm like, oh, my. This extra dramatic.
I'm gonna die. Just like anybody. I'm, like, giving a soliloquy. Soliloquy.
I'm laying there slowly bleeding out, and this guy's like, I told you to stop following me. And he racks another round and blows my face off. And. But now I'm, like, talking.
People choose to hear something and be like, wow, this idiot conspiracy. It is a relic skull face. He's like, well, I guess I was horrid. Demon from beyond reality.
There's no way. What was the end of story. Oh, dude. We're gonna have to have Penny royal on for tomorrow's episode.
We're not gonna be able to get to the second story. We'll get you the card factor. The story for yes, tomorrow. Yesterday's story.
Penny royal will have you back tomorrow for tomorrow's episode. Tomorrow's episode is conspiracy theory. I came up that's actually true. Like, I found all of this evidence to back it up.
I know. I'm as shocked as you are. You're like, wow, Jason's delusions are true. I want to, though, continue this thing a little bit.
I remember it's kind of. Kind of similar to this when I was a kid. You know, urban legends in your area. You always hear these urban legends.
And I remember, again, I don't know how true this is, but I live in Sacramento. There's like a tower records. And behind the tower records, this is like birdcage. There's a couple tower records in that town.
But in birdcage out citrus heights, there was a tower records. There was a church behind it. Now there's like a bank of America. The church may still be there.
There's bank of America. Tower records is gone. It's right by birdcage mall. I was thinking about this the other day.
I go, I wonder if the story was true. Never be able to verify it now, but sometimes you can figure out it's true because you'll meet people who go, oh, I heard the same story, but it took place in my hometown. The story was that this is what happened back in the 80s. There was a teenager who got really into heavy metal and drugs.
They decided to kill himself. So this dude took a shotgun and put it underneath his chin and pulled the trigger. But I think the person I heard this story, I was really, like, eight or nine. I'm having to be confronted with all of this stuff.
I go, oh, that's horrifying. I don't remember who told it to me. Might have been my older brother, Might have been my dad. I'm trying to Remember who told it to me?
But this guy, this teenager, is really into this heavy metal, really into drugs, and decided to kill himself. So he takes the shotgun and puts it under his chin to pull the trigger, but he flinches at the last minute, which is something that does happen when you're using firearms to kill yourself, which I learned at this point. I go, oh, well, that would suck. Don't ever use a gun to kill yourself because you might flinch.
This might happen to you. There's no good reason to kill yourself anyways. But put the shotgun under his chin, and he pulled the trigger, but he flinched. So instead, the shotgun blast shaved off his face.
So took off his lips, took off his nose, took off his skin. All he was now was a bloody skeleton face with eyeballs. You go, that's a sad story, right? Like, you probably had to spend years in the hospital for, like, recovery.
They probably had to, like, try to do a face transplant. That doesn't exist in the 80s. He's probably just like a man, a disfigured man. Nope, that's not how this story ends.
I remember being told the story. I don't think my dad told it, but I have a vague recollection of him at least being nearby. As I was being told this, the guy puts shotgun under his head, under his chin, shaves off his face because he flinches the last minute. He's in a ton of pain, and he looks in the mirror and he has a skeleton face.
Now, here's the thing. He's on a lot of drugs, and he loves heavy metal. So what he did was he got on his bicycle because he's like, this is the best thing that could ever happen to me, man. This is as metal as it gets.
I'm a skeleton, man. I'm a skeleton, man. This is awesome. He starts going to concerts.
He's all rock on. He gets on his bicycle and he rides to that church over behind Birdcage Mall. And he was riding around as the kids. The church, one of the churches had, like, a playground.
And he rode his bike around the kids, and they're like, ah. They're, like, trying to play four squares. He's knocking the ball out of the squares. They're playing out scotch.
He's like, not today, kiddos. He's riding the bike and the kids are all freaking out. And he was just laughing. He was laughing, laughing as he rode his bike.
Laughing with nothing but a skeleton's face. Nowadays, if you go by that school, at least when I was a kid, they had ended up having a big fence around the playground area. And kind of the implication was they did that post skeleton. They're like, well, you know, it is nice to have these kids not feel like they're in a prison camp.
But they're so often a skeleton, man. They show up, you know, it's one in a million. But it did happen here. But, you know, I wondered the other day I was looking and doing a story about suicide coming up, and I go, I was thinking, could you start reading about all these suicide attempts and stuff like that when you're researching?
And I go, I thought back to that young man, that young, possibly fictional man. I thought, I wonder, the first part of the story makes sense, right? You try to shoot yourself, you flinch. That does happen.
It's hard to do that. And he ended up shaving his face off with a shotgun blast. He's a skeleton face. I can imagine that happening.
I can imagine him going to the hospital. But if you were on enough drugs, I mean, that would be. Listen, I'm not a promoter of suicide by any means. That would be kind of badass.