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Or just listen to this podcast where you normally do because we're cover some crazy reptilian stories. First off, what happens when a lizard man goes toe to toe with America's favorite shape shifting warrior? And then we take a look at a smaller story. The story of a family, a father and a son simply trying to make their way through life.
But when the father is replaced by a shape shifting reptilian, this young man has a choice to make. Does he continue to hang out with his father or does he risk his life to uncover the truth? Today in the Rabbit hey everyone. Welcome back to another episode of dad Rabbit Radio and your coaches garner.
I'm having a great day. I hope you guys are having a great day too. Hope you have a belly full of eggs. The Reptilians listen to this podcast.
One or two of you guys might be but I hope you guys have nice belly full eggs. Whether you ate them because they came out of chicken or you are a chick chicken. Reptilian. I have to give birth.
You're about to spawn a thousand children this afternoon. This is going to be our Reptilian special. And who else but to have on our Reptilian special Walking into dead radio of man. Everyone give it up for our newest patre, Comrade Dragon.
There's like communist music playing in the background is Comrade Dragon is walking in communist music. Sounds like probably normal music, less electric guitar Communism music. Comrade dragons walking into dead red radio command now. Funny story and you guys are all welcome to do this.
Very few people do this because there's a pretty big caveat. Comrade Dragon, when they joined the Patreon months ago, honestly, it's probably been about five months since they joined. They requested, hey, can I be on an episode with reptilian stories? And you're more than welcome to do that when you sign up for the Patreon.
The problem is is that I might not be able to find any, right? I really try to find the best stuff for the show. I had thrown some reptilian stuff together back then. But you know, we want to make the show, we want to have good content.
So really this stuff in the back of my head I was like, okay, if I come across good reptilian stuff, Comrade Dragon, you'll Be on it. And I've been doing this. That was so long ago that Conrad Dragon actually canceled the Patreon and it's recently re subscribed to Patreon. Like, do I have to give you guys attention again?
No, I was fully aware you have it on my list. I just wanted to make sure every shopping someone said, can I be in a pirate episode? I think that was someone. And I go, yeah, sure.
But it took quite a while for me to find a good pirate story, right? I want good stuff not just for the Patreon, but for you guys. So, Farmer Dragon, that's why it took so long. You are going to be our captain, our pilot's episode.
If you guys can't support a Patreon, if you guys can't support the merch store, I totally understand. I really, really do. Just tell her the word about Z Rad Radio that helps out so much. Tell your friends, tell your family, tell everyone you know Denrab Radio is your favorite paranormal show because that can help the show grow.
Also, alternatively, if you are reptilian, if you are giving birth to hundreds of babies, promote the show to your babies. Little headphones on their little reptilian ears. Let's get this party started. Conrad Dragon, what's our most communist vehicle?
Conrad Dragon, I'm go ahead and toss you the keys to the dead rabbit dirgible, because I just can imagine a huge hammer and sickle on it. Everyone climb on board the dead rabbit dirgible as comrade Dragon takes us up and away in this big beautiful blimp we're leaving behind the dead Red radio command, why don't you fly us all the way out to the Midwest? Nice leisurely ride in this big blimp. Conrad Dragon, Reptilian himself, I'm assuming, piloting this thing.
We're headed out to the midwestern portion of the United States. It's October 2023, so a fairly recent story. And before we get started, I want to say that I got this as a recommendation from the last 747. Thanks for sending the story over.
Really appreciate your guys recommendations. We're headed out to the Midwest where we're gonna meet a young woman named Katie. And Katie said to kind of give you an idea of where I'm at. It's pretty rural.
She said the nearest neighbor is about half a mile away. So we have a lot of space. And that's kind of what she enjoys. She's living there.
She has two cats. After yesterday's episode, you may want to reconsider that. But she has two cats and an Australian shepherd named Banjo. A dog, not like an Australian guy who's taking care of the sheep, a dog named Australian Shepherd.
So we have this Australian shepherd dog sitting on the porch with Katie on this particular day in October 2023. They're sitting there, and a lot of times they would just sit there and look out at her yard. The way she put it out is, she goes, I had about a half acre of property behind my house, and I had a shed near the property line, and my property line ended right around where the woods began. So then you had this vast track of woods, and then that was part of a neighbor's property who was again, half a mile away.
Her and Banjo are sitting out on the stack. Actually, Banjo doing more than sitting. He has to go to the bathroom. So she comes out, and she's going to sit on the deck while Benjo goes to the bathroom, and he's looking for a place to go.
She goes, he'd always go on one side of the house or the other. He wouldn't want to go in the yard in front of us. But this time when we come out, he starts acting kind of weird. Like, she knows he has to go to the bathroom.
He's given all the signs that he has to go to the bathroom. But once they go outside, he's just standing there and looking out at the tree line. He's not beginning to search for the perfect place to go to the bathroom on either side of the house. He's just looking out at the tree line.
And Katie thinks, well, you know, this is kind of a remote area. We do have wildlife here. Could be a deer walking by, possibly a wild turkey, some other animal that is catching Banjo's attention. But Banjo's normally a barker.
He likes to bark a lot, and he's not doing that. In fact, he's actually pressing his body very closely to Katie's and emitting a low growl. Katie says. And she says this multiple times in her story.
She goes, listen, you're not gonna believe, right? She goes, I barely believe it. You're not gonna believe. This is gonna sound totally insane.
And she understands that, because it does sound insane. But in the world of the weird, everything's on the table. She goes, it's daytime. I look out at the tree line where my property is, and walking by, just walking by, like, in between the trees and her property.
She's not completely obscured in the forest. It's not something. A dark shadow. She can see this thing pretty clearly.
What she sees is A lizard man. She said it had the snout of a lizard. It had like the elongated face, had a huge tail. It had a humanoid body covered in scales, completely naked.
And she said this thing had to be at least 11ft tall. So again, it's not something that she's just seen a shadow of off in the distance. She can clearly see the scales. She can see its musculature move as it's walking.
She goes, I know it's over seven feet for sure, because that's how tall my shed is. And it towered over my shed. And she goes, at the minimum, this thing was 11ft tall. Which, with reptilian stories, that can happen.
I know we talk about a lot of. About shape shifting reptilians in the paranormal world, conspiracy world, specifically Queen Elizabeth. Shape shifting in a reptile. That story kind of doesn't work anymore now that she's dead.
But you think of a human shifting into a reptilian human. Reptilians generally are 7ft tall. Like that is the kind of go to height for a reptilian humanoid creature. So they tower over 99% of humanity at their average size.
This one, she said, had to be at least 11ft tall. It's walking by the tree line now. It makes sense. What?
Banjo's freaking out. She's trying to make sense of it. But there's another thing going on here that her mind really can't comprehend. She's watching this giant lizard man walk by.
It's about a half an acre away, closer than you would want anything that was 11ft tall to be. But it was also dragging something she said in one hand. It had its scaly grip around something's throat, something big and furry. Kay's watching this lizard man drag this body across the ground.
And in her mind she goes, that must be a bear. I mean, based on the size of has to be a bear, this whatever. Imagine all this stuff is going through your head at once. Some of these details she's probably thought about after the fact as well.
Again, this has only happened. It hasn't even been a year since the story happened. Sometimes you replay events and you may remember other parts in the moment. She's like, what in the world?
What is that thing dragging? It's huge. Has to be a bear. Now, what's interesting is Katie states in her narrative, she said, there's no bears around here, so it can't be a bear.
I don't argue there's no lizard men around there either. But you're clearly seeing something that shouldn't exist, but does. And she goes, it's not a bear that is dragging. It's.
It's as big as a bear, at least, but it can't be a bear. Bears aren't around here. And as it's walking by, right as it's actually getting, as it's getting closer, it's not walking towards her, but as she's seen it walk this property line and she's getting a better look at this thing, she realizes what the lizard man is dragging and she goes, for lack of a better word, the only way I can describe what I saw, this lizard man was dragging the corpse of a werewolf. She says that's exactly what it looked like.
She says when she went to go research some stuff online later on, she started like finding pictures of what a humanoid reptilian would look like. And she popped up pictures from that amazing Spider man movie. She goes, well, kind of look like that, except without the clothes and had a longer snout and wasn't covered in we fluid Spider man was in the background. She said when I began looking at it, of course werewolves aren't real.
That's what she's thinking. Lizard people aren't real, werewolves aren't real. What's going on? She started to look stuff up online because again, you think, well, maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe everyone else believes in werewolves and they exist now. She said the terminology I find online a lot was Dogman. So a humanoid canine mixture hybrid. Dogman is basically werewolf.
It just sounds different. If you tell people I think I saw werewolf yesterday, they're going to think you're crazy. If you tell people I saw Dogman yesterday, less people will think you're crazy. We call it the leprechaun dilemma or the leprechaun paradox.
Here on the show you say your house is haunted, People will believe you. If you tell them you caught a leprechaun, no one will believe you. But they both kind of exist in the same world of paranormal. So she uses the word dog man.
But then she keeps werewolf, because that's what it is, right? It's a half human, half canine creature. It's huge. As the reptilian is walking by this property line, it stops.
And she says when it stopped, its tail stopped swishing as well. This massive tail that would just slide back and forth, just stops as well. And the reptilian turns and looks towards Katie and Banjo and she said it stared at us for just a couple seconds. And the feeling she got from it was complete indifference.
The reptilian didn't care that it was being observed. They didn't care that there were two people or one person in the dog on the porch. It didn't care. It didn't had completely no cares in the world about them or being observed or anything, she said.
It felt like we were nothing compared to this. At that point, the reptilian, still gripping the werewolf by the throat, turns and begins to walk deeper into the woods until it eventually vanished from their sight. Katie says she has not seen it since since October 2023. She said for a while afterwards, Banjo was a little out of sorts, right?
He didn't really. He's a lot. Can I go back to the front yard road? It's kind of spooky out there.
But she said after a couple weeks he kind of, you know, was able to start playing around and go to the bathroom like normal in the backyard. But for a while he was pretty scared by it. And in that time as well, Katie was trying to research it because you think, what did I just see? This was posted on Fans and Monsters, the website by Lon Strickler.
He has been out for years. I. I would say a lot of good stuff about this. I feel like I don't ever say enough because it's really good.
I also just realized I don't know why it took me so long because this bands and Monsters has a podcast as well. Lawn Strickler has been doing this, I think since 2022, so he reads a lot of these accounts that he posts online. So I'll put a link for that in the show notes. You can check out his podcast as well.
Fans and Monsters he got it. Lon Strickler got it from a account that was posted on Cryptids Canada underneath the title. 12 Foot Tall Lizard man with a Dog man was the title of that original post. It's an interesting story because what we are seeing is the aftermath of a more interesting story.
I would argue we're seeing a Reptilian dragging the dead body of a werewolf where I want to hear that story. I want to hear the story about how a reptilian fought a werewolf. There's a couple different origins for what Reptilians are. Some people say they're aliens, Some people say they're interdimensional entities that are on Earth.
Some people say they evolved alongside humanity in some sort of secret society, secret civilization. You don't have to have an inner earth, you don't have to have a hollow Earth simply to have a vast cave system underneath our feet. A lot of People confuse the two. Hollow Earth is this idea that there's another, like, sun in the middle of the planet, another heat source.
And these beautiful cities, sparkling cities, a whole new civilization that you can reach by going in through Antarctica. The other theory is that there's vast unmapped cave systems all over the world. That's true. We know that for a fact.
And something could have evolved alongside of us in those caves or was on the surface at some time and pushed underground. But not like Hollow Earth underground, just in these vast cave systems. We don't know where reptilians come from. Werewolves, I think, you know, that gets a little more magical based.
You take the idea of a human being able to shift into a werewolf. Even if you could scientifically say, yeah, it's possible for a reptilian species to evolve somewhere else, either in the galaxy or somewhere hidden on our own planet, you can kind of scientifically put those things together. Person turning into a werewolf, man, gah. Full moon, hair poking out of his head.
Ah, I must feast. I must feast. That's a little more far fetched, to be fair. I love werewolves.
It's a little more far fetched for a man to be able to shift into a werewolf because you figure my whole thing is that, yeah, I guess magic would be the answer. But wouldn't that dude constantly be covered in stretch marks and like, have like the baggiest skin? Maybe not the first couple times you shift into the werewolf, but after about four or five years doing it every month, your skin's gonna get a little loose. Your skin's magic.
It's not worried about you. That's going to the doctor and go like, oh, can you fix my skin? It's so baggy. But make sure you finish it before the full moon's coming up the night.
I promise. You should have shown up here so late at 5am I love werewolves though, so I have a soft spot. Even though maybe less plausible to reptilian. However, this is what I'm kind of getting at.
Werewolves are, as far as we accept the general lore of a werewolf, they're human. They're human turning into a wolf. And yes, while they may eat people, they're still human. And anyone who's listening to this podcast for any amount of time know I'm pro human.
So if I had to root for a fight between a werewolf and a reptilian, right, we put him in a ring. Best UFC fight ever. You have a werewolf and a reptilian. I'm root for the werewolf because he used to be a dude.
And he'll be a dude tomorrow. But here's the story says that's the bad call, right? Do not put money on the werewolf. This reptilian demolished this guy, demolished him.
Because it wasn't even that. She was like, oh, the reptilian, he was all bloody. He had a big black eye, his little arm was in his sleep. He's just casually walking around the middle of the day carrying his dead werewolf.
It would make sense that a werewolf probably couldn't pierce that type of scaly armor, but it's kind of disheartening. I do love my werewolves. Maybe a couple vampires gonna take them down. But that's the thing.
Like, I love vampires too. But Reptilian would just destroy pretty much any human based hand to hand combatant I can think of. And I'm even considering the magical ones. Maybe like a leprechaun.
Reptilian might have a hard time catching a leprechaun because he's like, I'm over here. No, I'm over here. He's like teleporting around and stuff like that. Reptilian, make some wishes.
Eventually leprechaun's gonna get tired. Reptilian's gonna eat it. These things might be that powerful, that kind of our most fearsome. Humanity's most fearsome enemies that used to be human or lived alongside humans in that aspect.
Like fairy folk and all that stuff. An alien. I mean, think about it. It's like invasive species.
If I took a box of cats to New Zealand, I would become king. I would just unleash all my cats and they would just devour every bird and mouse and frog as far as the eye can see. And I have a shirt that says Cat king. And I'm like, bow down to me, New Zealanders.
And they're like, we're sorry, my honor. We're sorry. And I was like, yes, it's my lord, by the way, not my honor. Cats eat him.
He doesn't know my real name. It's like an invasive species. What if that's what it is with these Reptilians? Like, imagine humanity has.
Let's take the idea that reptilians are alien, either from another dimension or from outer space. Humanity has created some of our greatest warriors and some of our greatest foes alongside of us as we are evolving. So we do have giants, we do have werewolves and vampires. Creatures, Frankenstein.
Think about any character. I mean, I sound like Zeus or something. Like, I'm talking about like Cryptid. Take any Cryptid through Human history.
And I bet you anything it could not beat an 11 foot tall reptilian. Like now Greek mythology, now I find the minotaur. Although to be fair, I think it would make short work of a minotaur as well. Because even if you took something like what do we know about werewolves?
What do we know about Bigfoots? While they do have some sense of like, community? Well, Bigfoot werewolves, not so much. Unless you're reading those werewolf novels about all the gay werewolves that are giving each other babies.
It's like a whole sub culture of werewolf gay werewolves who impregnate other gay werewolves. So the dudes are giving birth to future gay werewolves. It's called mpreg male pregnancy. So you have.
It's just like gay werewolves and it's all about like the alphas coming in and like you have like this tribe of werewolves living in Detroit. And then another guy comes in on a motorcycle and he's like, oh, that werewolf over there looks awfully sexy. But he's in uniform. It's just a guy working at Domino's Pizza.
And then the motorcycle guy comes in, he goes, hey, I'd like a pizza. They're like, what's happening? You want in it? And he's like, you.
And then the motorcycle guy turns into a werewolf. All the customers flee. Ah. And then the werewolf talks over the counter.
He goes, I know you're a werewolf. I know you're nothing but a beta werewolf. Come back to me, to my lair. Put a baby gay werewolf inside of that belly of yours.
And then they have them. This is really detailed. Did you read or possibly write this earlier today? No, it's all.
You're like, that's just too detailed, Jason, to come off the top of your head. It's a whole subgenre called mpreg Werewolf, mpreg. What was this comment about? What was I talking about?
How do I get on that topic? Oh, yeah, okay, so werewolves aren't very social animals unless they've been brain naming each other somewhere in Detroit. But like Bigfoot, right? They do have some sense of civilization.
They're not just beasts. They have some sort of human or consciousness. Right? They can communicate with people, things like that.
Vampires are definitely have human intelligence. Werewolves are kind of close to it. But the beast nature takes over. Especially when they walk into a Domino's pizza.
The reptilian has conquered the stars. Like if you see a reptilian near you, that guy has. I mean, let's forget that evolve alongside human thing. Still, they would be equal of human intelligence at that point, if not slightly ahead.
But if they came from another dimension or if they've come from the stars, they have knowledge that far out shines anything humanity as a collective has even come close to capturing. So all of our beasts, all of our cryptids, all of our monsters are as smart as humans or less. And the reptilian is, I mean, you couldn't even quantify, I couldn't say, 10 times smarter than a human or a thousand times smarter than a human to even understand how different dimensions are connected. Like, you can kind of make that concept, but eventually you gotta break out the chalk and start figuring out mathematical formulas for what I'm telling.
It's just like turning on a light switch. They've conquered it so much that the technology is. It's every day to them, it means nothing. It's like putting on your shoes.
So they would be, they would out, they would outthink us, they would out strategize us. And they just have raw brute strength. That's what's always made the Reptilians so fearsome. I feel like the conspiracy theories has kind of watered down the reptilian conspiracy theory, because you go, what can Queen Elizabeth do, right?
I'm taken to Buckingham palace. And she's like, oh, Jason, Jason, we've been looking for you. You need to finish this novel. I'm stuck.
Will happen when the biker clan meets more Betas in Detroit. I was like, I didn't write that, man. That was a pseudonym. But what are you gonna do?
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna finish writing that book. Started writing in the first place. And she's like, ah. And she turns into a lizard.
Okay, now I'm. Instead of facing a 4 foot tall 98 year old woman, I'm looking at a. I don't know, let's give him two more feet. I'm looking at a six foot tall reptilian that spent most of its time crouched over, slathered in makeup and mumbling edicts to the people of Britain.
I'm gonna take that. British listeners, they're like, what? Your president can barely stand up. So anyways, before we walk each other's leaders, Queen Elizabeth, now in reptilian form, is doddering towards me.
And I was like, this isn't impressive. This isn't impressive. The fact that these humans can every so often their eyes turn into like reptilian eyes. I'm like, boring.
Send in the electrical. First off, let me be clear. I'm not actually inviting these into My life. But let's say I'm hanging out your house for the afternoon.
They sit back in your chair and I go, go ahead, send in the 11 foot tal reptilian warriors. I want to see what you guys are really about. Because the thing is, is that they are so fearsome. Even when you read alien accounts of them.
They are probably the number one source of the statement that I say going, we only hear the survivor stories. Think about all the encounters that we have with people meeting gray aliens and then staying alive to tell the story, being like, yeah, doctor, by gray aliens. Maybe something good happened, maybe something bad happened. But I'm here to tell the story versus the reptilians, right?
We don't have a lot of reptilian alien abduction stories, but we have a lot of stories of reptilian aliens. So that should tell you that if you get abducted by the reptilians, you have a lower threshold of actually making it back to tell about it. It's crazy to think that, like, again, you running into a werewolf in the middle of the woods would probably be one of the worst things that could happen to you. But a werewolf running into a reptilian sounds like it might be the worst thing that could happen to a werewolf.
But to a reptilian, it's nothing. It just snapped his neck. I mean, I'm sure there was some sort of fight. The reptilian left unscathed and was calmly dragging it through the force.
Fascinating story. I do enjoy a good reptilian story, but, you know, like, it takes a while to find them. I came across one recently. I'll just put it in the show notes.
There wasn't a lot to it. A guy got abducted by Reptilians and they were kind of like pushing him around. He's on the spaceship, he's like locked into this chair. They're kind of being a jerk to him and stuff like that.
While this is going on, though, they're just kind of harassing him. They basically, it's our jerk. They abducted him just to kind of bully him as he's strapped into this chair. And then the end of the account was as he was up there, there was a sliding door.
There was an area that had a sliding door. At one point, it opened it up and it was full of human remains, like hanging off of meat hooks or human remains stored for future food use. So that's what you get when you encounter a Reptilian. I'll put that full story in the show.
That's his maybe only paragraph Long. Yeah, I didn't really leave much detail. That all being said, Comrade Dragon, these are your compatriots. I hope you can reign them in at some point.
Comrade Dragon, let's go ahead and touch the keys to the world famous carbon copter we are leaving behind the Midwest. Why don't you fly us all the way out to a house in the suburbs? You know what? For this episode, you've probably been wondering what was about the art the whole time.
The episode art. That's actually a reptiliary Clinton action figure that I recently purchased from an old friend of mine who has this art business called McForty Fartworks. His name the business. I'll put the link in the show notes.
It's really cool. He has limited runs of custom action figures, so. So when I saw this one, this reptilian Clinton action figure, I bought it. I'm gonna be featuring in the background of my future videos.
It's totally awesome. He also does this really cool thing where he will custom paint you as a garbage Pail kid. So you contact him and tell him what you want, and then he'll do it. He'll paint you as a garbage pail kid.
I think that's pretty dope. And he has a ton of other action figures, I think, right now. Last I looked was he had a giant, actually. I don't know how big he is, actually.
But you remember Krang from the old Teenage Ninja Turtles cartoon? He has one of those, but it's grimace. And instead of the removable brain in Krang's stomach, it's a chicken nugget with arms. So it's a giant grimace.
Robotic. He has lots of cool stuff. He did a whole run of, like, G.G. allen action figures.
Does a lot of serial killer stuff. He goes to horror conventions, and he's an awesome guy. I hung out with him way back in the day, and I'm glad to see he's doing well and went awesome. Cool little addition to my wall of weird.
My reptilian Clinton action figure. But if you guys are looking for a insane gift or just something for yourself, check out mc40fort words. He doesn't know this isn't a paid ad. He didn't know I was gonna talk about it.
Really cool. Anyways, we're flying out to this house. The year is 1995. We're about to meet a young man.
We don't have his exact name. We're gonna call him Phil. He's 15 years old, and he's making his way through Life as best he can with his dad, who we will call George. Now, George is retired military, and they're living together in this home.
And Phil doesn't really know what George, his father, did in the military. He doesn't really have much of a clue. He always figured it was something involving, like, secret. Some sort of secretive organization.
But one day, his suspicions do get confirmed because he's hanging out at home, and Phil looks out the window, and he sees two people walking up to the house who look like government agents. That's how he describes them. So I'm assuming it's like the black slacks, black jacket, black guy, white shirt. Typical special agent Dale Cooper.
Typical Fox Mulder attire. Typical attire of the men in black. They're walking up to the house. Open up.
Huh? What? George says as he gets up off the couch. Oh, man.
Long day watching television. Being a retired military guy is nothing like it. But now it's time for me to answer the door. So he goes and he opens the door, and the two agents grab him.
George is like, no, no, not this time. No. Come on. Agents get kicked out by the.
Making a scene. No, guys, please. I said I wasn't telling anyone. They're dragging him off, and Phil's watching his father get kidnapped by these government agents.
That'd be fair. I don't know if it happened in the middle of the day. To be fair, I don't know if it happened at all. Here's the thing.
This is one of those stories where you start to think is, I don't think the guy made it up. I don't think Phil made the story up. The question is, is he hallucinating certain details, or did it actually happen? Or is it somewhere in between?
He just says, my dad got kidnapped by these guys who look like government agents one day, and then my dad came back. But Phil starts to think, this isn't my dad. This isn't my dad. I know my dad.
I've known him for 15 years. This dude that looks like my dad who's come back isn't my dad. You imagine they're sitting around the dinner table, and Phil's like, hey, dad, what was up with that thing where those government agents grabbed you and dragged you out of the house and you were screaming. I swear, I'll never tell anyone.
George is like, well, let's just not talk about it. Let's not talk about. Let's not talk about me being dragged kicking and screaming from the house and now reappearing, and let's just not talk about it let's just pretend everything's normal. But the problem was everything wasn't normal.
Phil started to notice these clues that something was wrong with his dad. First off, after the kidnapping and the return, Phil starts notices dad is ruder than he used to be. Make rude comments. Hey Phil, did you take a bath today?
Nevermind, don't answer that. I can smell you from here. Phil's like, what? Phil's taking the trash out and dad leans out the window and goes, hey, Phil, while you're out there, why don't you just put yourself in the garbage can?
Cause you're trash. Nothing but trash. Come on. Laughing I'm a neighbor.
I'm all, good one dad, your son is trash. And Phil's all walking away tears like, why is my dad being so rude? Where's this coming from? He's never been like this before.
I walk in to eat some dinner and dad goes, son, I think you should skip today's meal because you're getting a little fat. It's not even a joke, it's just an observation. It wasn't even clever. I was like, why are you being so rude, dad?
And Dad's like, no, not I'm the same dad I was before I was kidnapped. Like, what? So Phil starts to realize something's wrong with his dad because he's rude. That's sign one.
Now let me ask you. This is one of those things where you go, okay, you know, maybe the dad was traumatized by being kidnapped by the government that he served loyally for so long. Maybe he deserves to be a little rude. Or possibly, you know, people get ruder as they get older.
If someone came in and go, I think my dad is not my dad because he's rude to me now, you might go, do you have any other evidence? Which I would argue is much more compelling evidence if I'm trying to prove that something great has changed in my dad since he was kidnapped. Bill goes, yeah, my dad would be rude to me. And also, I noticed something he also could.
He also had the magical ability to heal people simply by touching them. You're like, what? He should have started off with that one. Don't tell me about all the times he made fun of you.
Although that was funny. You should just say, I think my dad, something's wrong with my dad. He now has the ability to heal all wounds. Apparently Bill says that when he's hurt, his dad will just touch him and the injury will heal itself.
That's compelling evidence. If you can prove that to me, I'll believe whatever conspiracy theory you have coming up next. He goes, my dad can heal me when he touches me. Which is interesting because he doesn't go into detail, like, how he's getting injured.
We don't know why Phil's getting so injured in the first place, but he says his dad can heal him with a touch. Also, his dad would constantly talk. He'd go on rants, actually, he'd be sitting there, him and Phil would be watching television, and dad would go, you know what you humans give my futures Dead giveaways. Something's wrong with your dad.
I would be like, hmm, I wonder why he's suddenly using the term you humans instead of us. He goes, you humans are just sheep. Nothing but cattle. Nothing.
You're nothing to us. The great. And he stops himself. He sits there and he talks about how humans are just cattle.
Dad also keeps telling Phil, you know, you want to know something, son? I know that you know I'm not your real dad. Phil's like, what? I know that you know I'm not your real dad.
And you know who else knows that you know that I'm not your real dad. The secret government agency that kidnapped your real dad knows that you know that I know that you know that I'm not your real dad. So guess what, son? He does air quotes now when he calls him son.
Guess what, son? You're gonna get kidnapped, too. Oh, yeah. They're gonna take you away, boy.
Take you away like the sheep you are. The commercial prints over. They go back to watching the big bang Theory. So I was like, I don't know, man.
I don't know if I can enjoy the rest of this episode. Phil says, eventually, that's what happens. At one point, dad grabs Phil and takes him to this special forces group is how he described it. So I'm assuming a bunch of military personnel, he's taken to this group, and they make him sign paperwork.
And Phil's like, sweat. He's like, oh, now, I didn't bring my pin. Oh, man. Can I use a pencil?
They're like, no, no, we'll get you a pen. Yeah, he's a pencil sign document. He's sweating, and they make him sign the document, and they take him back home. So I don't know.
Was it an NDA? If it is, he's violated it. He's posting this online. They turn his dad into a reptilian.
Phil just signed a piece of paperwork, and they sent him back home. And he doesn't even tell us what the paperwork said. I Don't even know if he knows what the paperwork said. I'd be honest.
I don't read all of my contracts unless they're super. They have to do with the show. I read everything. If it has to do with me, I'm like, I would sign the bottom if I was surrounded by military personnel and my alien father, who will very quickly learn is a full on reptilian.
I'm just giving the last page right. Whatever's gonna get this over with the quickest. Let's get it done. He signs the paperwork, we don't know what it says.
He may not know what it says. He goes back home and at that point he begins spying on his dad because he realizes something's up. I probably would have done this once he started healing the wounds. I probably would have left.
Honestly, I probably would have ran away. I would say there are certain times when you should run away from home. One of those would be if your father was turned into a shape shifting alien from beyond. Because that's what happened.
He ignored all the warning signs, all the rude insults, and he didn't spine on his dad. And sure enough, he sees one day his dad, when he doesn't know he's being watched, dad opens his mouth and a reptilian tongue, a little snake tongue slithered out of dad's mouth. But he still doesn't run away. Encouraging teenagers to run away.
You're like, oh, here's my new podcast, 10 reasons why you should run away. There's a certain point, I think, where I, okay, maybe not run away, but maybe you should sleep at your best friend's house, maybe find somewhere to go. You're like, oh, my basketball. Wow, this is fantastic.
I don't even know how to play basketball, but I'm sit out here anyways. You know, your dad's a reptilian at this point. And then just to make things even weirder, at one point he comes home and he notices that his dad has a new best friend. A dwarf.
That'd be dope. If all of a sudden your dad is like, hey, I want you to meet my new best friend. His name is Johnny. And you're like, hey, nice to meet you.
And it's a dwarf. You'd be like, oh, this is dope, right? He's just like, there's this dude here who's that dope? Why is that dope?
It's just a slightly shorter man. Well, you got to shake things up, right? You kind of get bored of being insulted and being healed and living with A reptilian. When all of a sudden there's a dwarf in your house, you go this like you didn't expect.
You didn't expect this. You thought maybe someday you'd come home, there'd be a giant egg in the living room. No, there's a dwarf and the dad searching out his door full time. So, Phil, make.
Listen, I'm not gonna say this is a bad guess. It was gone. He doesn't have any proof to back this up, but he thinks, okay, well, if my dad's a reptilian, then this dwarf must be a gray alien in disguise. I mean, it's not a bad guess.
It's not a terrible guess, but yeah. So he's just sitting there, and there's this dwarf walking around and this alien, reptilian and human form walking around. And I'm sure he's still getting rude comments from his dad. Bill just has to exist in this moment.
Well, you would think that it's just going to be like three roommates now. Him, a dwarf and his reptilian dad. But I don't know why it took so long to get to this. Eventually, eventually they begin assaulting him.
But not like physically. It was hard to tell. The way wrote this narrative is kind of hard to tell. This was also posted on Phantoms and Monsters.
Bill said he was stabbed and then shot with I beams, eye beams that were burning his skin. But he just said that they did it. So I don't know if it was his dad and the dwarf. We don't know.
He says they stabbed him and shot him with eye beams and also put implants under his skin. And I think it happened over time. I don't think it was like one really busy weekend. And it could have been getting abducted by aliens.
The dwarf could have had some six other gray aliens come with them. It's the perfect disguise. He is getting attacked. He's getting stabbed.
Which makes sense, right? Because if you got stabbed, then you'd want an alien. You're like, dad, oh, I got stabbed. That.
Don't trust that dwarf. I just lost 20 bucks in a blackjack hand. He wanted the money now. And he stabbed me, dad.
And then Dad's like, fine. He cried baby. He comes over here and he puts his hands on Phil's stomach and he heals the wound. He's living with an alien dwarf and an alien dad.
Well, here's the thing. Is it true? Is this story true that it's like kind of dovetailed into. I think it was the episode we did Monday.
It was all kind of like a companion piece. There's two creepy ways to look at it. One is that this guy's completely telling the truth. And, you know, dead rap radio.
We believe in the existence of aliens. We believe that the individual elements of the story could be true. In essence, this story could be true. People getting replaced, the shape shifting, stuff like that.
But it also. This is the interesting thing about the world, the paranormal. It teeters on the world of insanity. And it could be by design, right?
Because it's really hard to talk about these subjects without people going, you're insane. No one ever goes, I bet you sunlight helps plants grow. And someone goes, you're a nutcase. Well, actually, he probably did back when you were caveman.
They probably called you in that case. But it's possible that he's just having all these delusions. He says he found like an implant that was like an upside down triangle under his skin. Like, could that be like some sort of, like in growing hair.
He could be imagining all the stuff his dad's going through, a midlife crisis. He can't understand why, and he creates this story. It could even be darker than that. He could be like.
Some of it could be just misunderstanding the events that was eating the lizard tongue, slurping it up like spaghetti. It could also be that he's suffering from some sort of mental delusion, mental illness, and he's hallucinating all of these events. It could be any one of the three. I think the perfect way for aliens to infiltrate society would be on the fringes, would be among people who are mentally ill and are delusional because no one's gonna believe them anyways.
I mean, if an alien researcher, sure, you could abduct people aboard your vessel, do experiments on them, or you could shape shift into a human and get a job in mental asylum. We're gonna have a regular hospital put in place in him all day long. So he's saying that this, you know, it's scary either way, because if it's a mental delusion, then his dad is not really reptilian. And you wonder what happens if this kid ever goes, well, I need to fight back.
I mean, because what happens when that dwarf who's real, I'm assuming it's like the dwarfs, probably a real human, a real guy, a buddy of the dad. One day they're watching television, smoking cigars, while Phil is secretly heating up a cast iron frying pan in the oven, getting it nice and hot, and he grabs a pot holder and then he Walks out and he bashes the dwarf over the head with the frying pan. What? When did he eat it up?
It's not gonna hurt anymore. If you get hit over the head with 10 pounds of cast iron, you're not. Your first Eagle nation is gonna be like, ooh, that's hot. Too hot.
Your brains are gonna come shooting out of your ears. Your skull's gonna crack. You're not gonna worry about the three fifths of a second where your skin slightly got sizzled by this hot running band. Well, anyways, bash.
The door's raining. And then swing at your dad, and your dad blocks it, and all of a sudden you're in this life. This would be a good reason to heat up a frying pan in the oven. Is that if you're swinging it around.
All sorts of good fights on this episode. If you're swinging it around and someone tries to grab it from you, they're gonna burn your hands. Actually, this is a pretty good idea. Phil's listening to this episode.
He looks over his dad and his poor. He's sitting on the couch. He's like, oh, man, what great time to try out this new fry guest. You heat up the gas iron frying pan so you can use it as a weapon.
You get like an ugg glove or something like that so your hand won't burn. But if someone tries to grab it from it. That's diabolical. I've never thought of that before.
But anyways. Ah, his hands are burning. He smells the scents of his own flesh cooking in his cast iron frying pan of. He's gonna let it go when he can.
His fingers are starting to get cooked to it. And then the sun beats his head and he goes, die, you reptilian bastard. Die. Die.
And he learns too. Like, and he learns in that moment that a reptilian brain looks an awful lot like a human brain. That be the worst, right? That would really be the worst in this case.
The best case scenario is that it is real. Not for. Not for Phil, of course, but you know what I mean? Like, he could leave and try to live his own life.
You know, he posted it. Well, actually, think about this happened back in 95. This guy's an adult by now. He's still living with his dad, which I'm not making fun of adults who live with their dad.
I'm making fun of the fact that if in 1995, you were 15 years old and all this stuff was going on and now we jump ahead, what, like 30 years, you're 45 years old. And it's okay if you're still living with your parents. I'm not even gonna that. If you think your dad's a reptilian and the dwarf is a gray and you're like, you know what?
Rent is really expensive. So I'm live with this possible alien invader and his faithful companion. At any point I could be kidnapped, turn the reptilian myself. But it sure beats trying to pay rent on the other side of town.