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EPISODE · Feb 27, 2025 · 49 MIN

EP 1416 - Razor Blade Smile

from Dead Rabbit Radio The Daily Paranormal Podcast · host Jason Carpenter

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Is it possible to accidentally summon a supernatural entity? And then we take a look at the story of a man out for a jog at one morning and enjoy the outdoor. Instead, he comes face to face with an alien invader who thinks humans are really lame. Today on Dead Rabbit Radio.

Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Dead Rabbit Radio. I'm your host, Jason Carpenter. I'm having a great day. I hope you guys are having a great day too.

I hope you guys are having tons of fun. Doing whatever you're doing. We got a lot of stuff to cover today, so first off running into Dead Rabbit Radio. Command everyone, get on your feet and give it up for our newest, maybe, newest Patreon supporter, Kyle Wartman.

Woo-hoo, yeah, we, yeah, Kyle Wartman's running on in a Dead Rabbit Radio. Command, jumping up and down. I say maybe because like I said a couple episodes ago, my notes are messed up. I don't know who's not in a shoutout yet and who hasn't.

Because I didn't save a file. So Kyle, I've either already given you a shoutout and that's awesome. And if I'm giving you a second shoutout, that's awesome too. You guys deserve all the shoutouts in the world.

You guys can't support the show financially through the Patreon and the merch store. It's totally fine. It really is. Just helps for the word about Dead Rabbit Radio.

That helps out so much. Tell your friends, tell your family, tell everyone you know, Dead Rabbit Radio is your favorite paranormal show. That is how you can help the show grow. Kyle, let's go ahead and get this party started.

I'm going to toss you. Oh, I just came up with a new vehicle. I just came up with this. Kyle, I'm going to go ahead and toss you the reins of the rabbit rabbit.

We're going to ride a giant rabbit around this episode. It naturally makes sense because this first story is a holiday story and Easter is a holiday, even though we're not going to be talking about Easter. It's kind of related. Everyone climb on back of this fuzzy animal, this giant rabbit, and Kyle grabbed the reins and hop us out of the Dead Rabbit Radio command.

Take us all the way out to the house in any town USA. A boing. A boing. A boing.

We all have severe brain damage. It's like, oh, that was about 500 miles away. It's just a constant series of bounces. By the time we get there, we all have holes in our brains, but we do get there eventually on the back of the rabbit rabbit.

And while we're, while we're in our senses, while we stop vomiting and our eyes slowly return into their normal place in our head. They were shot of indoor brain. Let's give a shout out to the last 747. He's the one he sends over this story.

This is the classic he sent this over last year. And it's just been sitting on my computer for a while. Let's take a look at this because it's coming up to this event again. Maybe you could do this.

This story is accurate. This is something you could do at home. I don't know if you want to, but I think that you could and less 747. Thanks for sending over really appreciate it.

We're headed back to March, 2024, almost a year ago. Exactly. We're about to meet a man. We don't have his real name.

We'll call him Gary and Gary has a birthday coming up and his wife, who we will call Becky, comes up with this idea for his birthday. She goes, Hey, Gary. I got a great idea. You know what we should do is me and my girls, me and my gal pals, we're all going to dress up like fairies and have a photo shoot done.

Gary's like, when I read that, I go, that's not fun to me. Right? This is my birthday. I don't want to photo with my wife and a bunch of her friends.

He honestly can barely tolerate me. They hide their disgust behind fake smiles. Why would I want a photo of my wife? I wouldn't mind a photo of my wife if I was married dressed up as a sexy fairy.

But I mean, if it's all of her friends, I'm like, oh, does the niece have to be in the photo to us. Trisha showing up. Come on, Becky. Don't do this to me.

They're my friends. They're my friends, Gary. I don't think that would necessarily be a great present. Maybe he loves all of her friends.

I don't know. I've never been in that boat. I'm dating a girl most of her friends. They really stand the sight of me, let alone want to be in a photograph for me.

They're going to do this photo shoot where they'll dress up as fairies. And because it's March, Becky goes, and Gary, why don't you get in the photo as well, but not as a fairy, we should dress you up as a leprechaun. Dress you up as a little leprechaun and you're pouring us tea. Now, it doesn't say whether or not they actually took the photo.

Gary is the one who posted the story online. He sure didn't want to admit there was a photograph of him somewhere out there of him dressing as a leprechaun serving his wife and her friends tea. It's funny, as I'm recording the segment, there's this huge storm going on outside. You might be able to hear stuff rattling, the roof is kind of shaking, it's really bad.

There's actually an avalanche warning. I'm not near. I'm not worried about recording the other side. You just hear this thunderous roar and then nothing.

Like that's weird. This episode goes on for four hours and most of it is just a muffled screaming. And then that stops eventually. I'm not in the avalanche zone, but there's a really big storm up here.

So you might hear stuff thing around. But it actually kind of plays into the story, you know, odd way. They don't actually end up taking the photo or at least the Gary version of the photo. But let's jump ahead a little bit.

Couple days later, the air conditioner in Gary and Becky's house goes out. It's the thermoset that is actually broken, but now the whole AC won't work. And the temperature is slowly rising. It's getting really hot.

Gary's like, ah, sucks, man. My birthday's coming up. I'm not comfortable. The air conditioner is out.

I'm pretty sure my wife's going to make me dress up like a tiny leprechaun. Can my life get any worse? And it does. Actually, shortly after that, his dishwasher starts billowing out smoke.

He's like, now, not only do I have to wash my own dishes, I'm all sweaty while I'm doing it. Sweat stripping off of his body and making the plates dirty even after he watches them. Dishwasher goes down air conditioner goes down. He brings out a HVAC specialist.

I don't know what's wrong with this air conditioner. I know what's wrong with it. Your thermoset that's out, but I don't know how it went out. But I think I should be able to fix it.

It was going to have to give me some time. Well, since the AC is still not working, one night Gary leaves the bedroom window open. Just to let some fresh air in. And in the middle of the night, Gary wakes up.

What time is it? Gary's looking around the room and he sees a standing in the darkness of his bedroom. An intruder. But not one that automatically sparks him with the desire to jump out of bed and beat this intruder to death with whatever is nearby.

He's definitely a little scared of this guy. But it doesn't evoke the same response as if you woke up in the middle of the room and there was a guy with a ski mask on and a butcher and I stand in over your bed. What he sees in the darkness is a three foot tall man with red hair and the face of Alfred E. Newman from Mad Magazine.

And Gary looks at this guy. It's just standing there. Give me a little off-putting. But he's not instilled with a sense of terror.

If anything, he's more puzzled. And Gary just kind of goes back to sleep. Later that same night Gary wakes up and he doesn't see the little man with red hair. But he does hear someone moaning.

Something like that. I could keep doing variations of that. But I'm sure you get the drift. Do it in surround sound.

I'll do it. I go a reverb effect. Oh, oh, that's the stuff. He didn't say anything.

He's just moaning. Oh, yeah. Oh, moaning. So he doesn't really think anything of it.

I mean, obviously he does. You wake up in the middle of night. You see a short Alfred E. Newman guy standing in your bedroom.

Later on to hear moaning. You're not necessarily going to call up the Ghostbusters for that. But it is enough. It is odd enough that he mentions it to his wife the next morning.

He just thinks it's sleep paralysis or waking dream or something like that. He doesn't equate any sort of paranormal phenomenon to that. But when he tells his wife about it, she goes, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You woke up, there was a guy in the bedroom.

And he's like, yeah. And she goes, did he look like a leprechaun? Gary starts to think about it. He goes, well, hi.

Yeah, I guess he kind of did. I guess he did kind of look like a leprechaun. And Becky goes, I'm going to tell you that last night I had a really hard time sleeping. I just had this really uncanny feeling that something was off.

So much so that Becky usually sleeps with her feet out from underneath the covers. It was just a habit that she's picked up over the years. It's more comfortable for her. I usually, I've gotten to the point where I don't really sleep with covers at all.

I don't use a blanket at all much anymore. But I used to have to be completely covered up by a blanket from feet to neck. Now I'll just maybe have one lazily draped over me looking like Cupid or looking like Cupid or a little cherub carrying a banner. She goes, I usually have my feet out, but I felt so uncomfortable last night that actually covered my feet up.

I felt that I was too exposed if my feet were poking out. And that is when Becky and Gary really kind of think about it and they go, have we summoned a leprechaun? Because we're having all of these events happen in our house or having all of these mechanical difficulties, which technically is more of a gremlin thing. But any sort of trickster will do.

She goes, Gary, if we summoned a leprechaun, we talked about you dressing up as a leprechaun. And then all of our appliances went out. Not all of them, but it was more than just the dishwasher and the HVAC. There were other problems that they were suffering from.

And it was that joke and Gary's like, well, I mean, I guess it's possible that we summoned the leprechaun just by simply talking about dressing like one. You know, it doesn't really track that well. But then he keeps thinking about it and he realizes that very recently, before all these events happened, Gary's son's best friend who we will call Lance. Lance, who's underage, asks Gary, he goes, Hey, hey, Mr.

G. I was wondering, I want the battle pass for this new season of Fortnite, you see, but they only accept credit cards. Can you dig it? So what if I gave you money, cash money, real money, and you use your credit card to buy me the battle pass?

And Gary thinks about it. He's like, yeah, sure, whatever. I don't care. As long as it keeps my son entertained, you guys play Fortnite and do whatever.

So Gary uses his card to buy this battle pass. And you know, it's like 10, 15 bucks, whatever. When Lance went to pay Gary back, he paid him back in a second, Jawiya coins, which are the gold dollar coins here in America. And Gary and Becky, they had a jar or more accurately a pot that they used to put coins and change in that they would save up for special occasions.

And he goes, wait a second. I did recently take a bunch of gold coins and not real gold, but they look gold. He goes, wait a second. I did just recently take a bunch of gold coins, put them in a pot.

And we talked about dressing me up as a leprechaun. Did we summon a leprechaun? Now, it seems like a nonsense question, but really, I think we can dig into this. This story, it could just be completely two different or multiple series of events, right?

You have the mechanical problems in the house, which can just arise through use of, you know, just wash your break down thermostats, break down, all this stuff breaks down. And then you have the waking up in the middle of the night and seeing something in your room, which he chopped up to sleep paralysis at first. And she didn't really see anything. It's very interesting that she's the one who goes, that it looked like a leprechaun.

I'm wondering if like so many of these stories, she had seen things that wasn't revealing them to her husband and she didn't even feel comfortable saying that in the end. She just said, well, I felt uncomfortable in the room. This is a story that would be easy to test. You don't need it to go out to Minnesota to walk along Dead Man's Trail.

You don't need to journey out to Dudley Town to see if there really is a colony of small people who cut your legs off. Was that Dudley Town? No, that was Honsheeville. Dudley Town, I think, was just a creepy place in Connecticut.

You don't have to go to Arizona to see the bloody camel. These are all things we've covered in the past. All you have to do to summon this leprechaun is throw about $10 to $15 worth of secondary coins in a pot and a joke about dressing up as a leprechaun. If this story is accurate, if it's not just a series of different unrelated events, that's extremely easy to do.

I could do that. I do think it's very interesting. It was the night that he opened the window is the night that he actually saw the leprechaun, which makes you think that that is when it gained access into the house. It was interfering with things in the house and it may have been unseen.

In the house or may have been outside interfering with these items, but it's after he opened the window when it came in. We don't really have a conclusion of this story either, but it did happen in March of 2024. It may seem super inconsequential and maybe it is. Maybe it is the story of just a bunch of stuff going wrong in a poorly run house and then a little bit of a lucidation towards the end.

But if not, you get some of the leprechaun. I get some of the leprechaun. All we have to do is, and I wonder what would happen if you actually did go through with the photo shoot. You actually dressed up as the leprechaun and took a picture.

I mean, I guess I don't know how it could get into words. Now, here's the thing. Now, I don't personally want to summon a leprechaun because I don't want my recording studio to fall apart. I said earlier, there's an avalanche warning.

Again, it's nowhere near me, but if it's a big avalanche, if it can travel for about five miles on toast. I don't want to summon a leprechaun and then my microphone explode because then I can't do the podcast. You know, I don't want to send a leprechaun and smoke start shooting on my laptop because I can't do the podcast. So I personally don't want to do it, but if you don't have electronics that you care about, I think it would be a great idea.

I think it would be a great idea for you to summon the sensitivity that we have no idea what it truly wants in our world. Because I'll say this too, leprechauns, I've always imagined we're much smaller. A three foot tall leprechaun is a force to be reckoned with. I wouldn't count out.

I wouldn't be like, what? Three feet tall. I wouldn't really take that guy. One, because he's magical.

I mean, even a normal three foot tall guy, if I just ride on the street and some three foot tall guy starts messing with me, I would think in the back of my head, he has something to back it up. I'm 5'11, he's three feet. If he's like comes up to me and pushing me around, he's like, I'll see you in your house later tonight. Like, what?

He's all just leave the window open. I go, what? No, I'm not going to do that. He's all leave it open.

I'm thinking this guy must have something that I don't know about like a knife or a gun. If a three foot tall guy starts messing with me, I'm assuming as an ace up his sleeve. And that's just a normal human who's three feet tall. I definitely don't want to mess with a supernatural three foot tall leprechaun.

He was a six inch tall leprechaun. I mean, you know, that's blue. I think I can take that guy. I think I can take that magical entity.

But it's very interesting. Maybe I want to try and invititate the live stream, which is where I was today. You're like, I'm doing the summon a leprechaun challenge from Dead Rabbit Radio. Just, you know, you put the coins on the pot and turn your conditioner all the way up and you're like, now we just got to wait and you're doing a little leprechaun jig for the next hour or two until everything just, all the electricity goes out.

So, I'm going to start smoking. It would be interesting to see if you could summon a leprechaun. I don't want to do it. I don't want all my electronics to be destroyed.

But if you don't have any electronics you're worried about, you're not worried about your electronics being destroyed or three foot tall man. And sneaking into your house in the middle of the night, moaning while you sleep, of those aren't worries of yours, then you should try the leprechaun challenge. But the time to do it is now, apparently it works in March, which makes sense because of St. Patrick's Day.

So go ahead. I'm really curious. I'm really curious to see what this works. I just don't want to do it myself.

This is one of those stories. If you do do do it, let us know. Let us know how it works. If you do do it, you should give me one of your wishes because technically you wouldn't have even known about this if you hadn't heard of this podcast.

Technically, I should give, I think me and the last 747 should be able to split a wish. But I think we deserve something because you want to know about otherwise all of a sudden you're the richest most powerful person on the planet. I'm like, I bet that person used to lose in my podcast. So I can't really put my finger on it.

I realize you're always walking around with a three foot tall man who looks like Alfred E. New Minnie's moaning all the time. I know. Is something familiar about that?

I think I deserve half a wish. Kyle Wartman. Let's go ahead and touch the keys to the world. A famous carbonicopter.

We're saying goodbye to the leprechaun hiding in the darkness. Why don't you fly us all the way out to Puerto Rico? It's November 1979. And we're headed all the way out to Puerto Rico specifically.

We're headed out to an area near Talloboa, Puerto Rico. It is 9 a.m. And on this particular morning, we're about to meet a young man younger than me. His name's Hector Maldonado.

He's 39 years old. He's out for a morning jog. And he's taken the winding path near the sea, enjoying the outdoors, enjoying nature, and enjoying the blood pumping through his veins as he's out jogging. And as he's jogging, there is a part of the path that he's on that begins to turn.

And when he makes that corner, he sees. And it is super early in the morning, right? Nine in the morning, he sees something that he just cannot process. Because what he's looking at is he sees between five to six, obviously, in human creatures.

Humanoids, to be sure. But even a quick glance tells you that these are not people. He says they were all about five to six feet tall. It's pretty standard for a human.

However, these guys, other than that, had a very classical grey alien appearance. They had thin bodies with big, bald heads, large, almond-shaped eyes. But what's interesting, as opposed to the normal grey alien where they have the big almond-shaped black eyes, he goes, these aliens, which is really the only way you could describe them, their eyes were glowing. He said they glowed as if there was some sort of internal light shining out of them.

Even in the morning sunlight, he said these eyes stood out. They were so luminescent. He said they had thin necks to hold up their big heads, long arms, that had long hands and long fingers on them, very classic grey alien description. Their skin was a greyish blue-colored skin.

And it appeared that they were completely nude. He said I didn't see any garments on them, except he said it's possible that the skin that he was looking at was actually some sort of protective clothing. That is deep grey alien lore. We've covered that before on the show.

I'll put an episode or two on the show notes. The idea that the grey alien, what we see is actually equivalent to a spacesuit that a human astronaut would use, that they don't actually have giant eyeballs. Those are protective visors for much smaller eyes. And the suit, when people touch aliens, they say they often have a plastic-y feeling about their skin.

And in fact, it's not their skin. It's some sort of protective suit, like we would use if we were in a different environment, a hostile environment. But most alarmingly, he doesn't stop this whole time. He's jogging.

He slows down a bit because he's seeing this. And it's all relatively close to him. It wasn't far off in the distance he's seeing this happen. He sees these five to six aliens.

Nine in the morning. But the craziest thing about it was they were carrying with them an unconscious human. He said he could tell that this guy, whoever he was, was knocked out. He wasn't moving.

His eyes were closed. And the aliens were carrying him towards something, which eventually we will discover along with Hector. Hector keeps following, watching what's going on. He sees there is a very large oval-shaped metallic ship floating slightly off the ground.

This is a huge sighting in any area, right? But at nine in the morning, and this isn't really in the middle of nowhere. It's also not the most highly trafficked spot, but it's like a jogging path. But they must have slept later, something like that.

The aliens must have tried abducting this guy at midnight. They're like, let's take a nap before that. And then they wake up at seven a.m. They're like, oh, hurry up.

Hurry up. We've got to get this guy. The aliens are carrying this guy. And he goes just by looking at what I was seeing.

And Hector goes the strength of these aliens. He goes, the fact is, it only took two of the aliens to carry this man. They had him. They were holding him up from underneath his armpits.

So one alien had one armpit, one alien had the other armpit. And they were carrying him. And they were so strong. They actually lifted him off the ground.

His feet weren't even dragging across the soil. And these aliens are standard human height, five to six feet tall. And they still are able to very easily lift this guy up. And they're carrying him back towards this ship.

Now, Hector is jogging this whole time. He's kind of jogging slower at this point. His attention is fully transfixed on what is going on here. But that is when he sees one of these aliens look over at Hector and make eye contact with him.

And that is when Hector hears a voice in his mind say, look at that one. How he's running. And right after Hector had heard that voice, the alien who had turned and looked at him, began to run in a funny way. Meaning he was basically making fun of how humans ran to the other aliens.

He's like, look at how this guy runs. And he began running in kind of a very mocking way. The other aliens are just carrying this body and getting back to the craft, right? This guy's like, hey, everyone, look at this.

I can run like this big old jerk. The aliens kind of goofing off. None of the aliens are really engaging him with this. Hector's terrified, right?

Hector's completely scared. He's not worried about actually being made fun of. He's just watching this alien make fun of the way humans run. And to be fair, maybe Hector was running in a funny way, right?

Some people have funny gates, funny ways to move. The aliens kind of just running around in a mocking way. And then the alien once again, it's weird. Hector says, I didn't hear this specifically in my brain.

He goes, but I got the impression because this is how sometimes telepathy works in aliens. It's not specific language. It's interesting because the first one was a real sentence. The second time he said, I got the impression.

I got the idea. I got it in my head that the alien was saying now, just look how I run. And right after Hector got that impression in his brain, the alien who was previously jokingly jogging, began running incredibly, incredibly, fast, faster than any human could even hope to run. The alien then stops and is standing there after this show of inhuman speed.

Weird too, because we don't often see that in gray alien stories. I don't think we've ever had a story where someone's had a foot race with an alien. And there might be a reason for that. It might be because they always win.

And there's no survivors that tell the story, but that's really disturbing. To think about how fast they could be. The alien stops running. And then once again, it gives the impression.

It gives the impression to Hector. And at this point, it's also speaking to the other aliens. The alien looks over at Hector and says, we'll take him to. And now is if overhearing a conversation.

Because the alien said that both to Hector, or at least he felt that. Now, another alien who was with the group who were just trying to get this one guy onto the ship. One of the other aliens says, like Hector gets this impression. He doesn't actually say the words, but he gets this impression.

One of the other aliens goes, no, not him. Leave him alone. Hector looks at the mocking alien. The mocking alien is looking at Hector.

And he notices that when this alien who was mocking him was doing all this stuff, he was smiling, laughing, having a good time. This alien's mouth opened wide, revealing a set of shark-like teeth. Sharp. Bicious.

Predatory. Teeth. Hector is still jogging. And that is when the mocking alien kind of points his hand towards Hector, kind of signals towards Hector with his hand.

And that is when Hector feels this when he can only describe as a quote, great big drop of some sort of cold liquid, unquote, hit him in the chest. He began to feel his body start to swell up. His arms and his legs grow stiff. He knows what is coming next.

He will be another unconscious person dragged aboard this craft. Now remember the whole time he was jogging. He was jogging much slower. This is playing out really, really quickly.

Far quicker than the length has taken me to tell his story. So he's still jogging. He's seeing all this stuff. He gets hit with this great big blob of water.

That's what it feels like. He feels his body starts to stiffen up, but he's still in motion and he's pushing himself and he's moving and he's working through it. He's trying to get out of whatever sort of physical thing is happening to him. And it's successful.

He continues to jog and he fights against the tension and the stiffness and the swelling. And he takes off running as he feels the physical sensation of his body freezing in place, becoming stiff and mobile. And he's running at his point. He's no longer jogging.

He's running. He turns back and he looks and he sees the aliens carrying that man aboard that craft. Hector's running, running. He turns back looks again.

The man, the aliens, the ship, they're all gone. Hector says he didn't tell anyone about this. He didn't tell anyone at all about what happened. And he didn't go back to that area for three years.

He's like, I will just jog in a circle in my backyard. I'll figure it out. After three years, he does go back to that area. Curiosity just gets the best of them.

And when he went back, he saw what appeared to be a depression in the soil of a perfect circle, nearly 100 feet in diameter. And even though it had been three years since he had been there, the day he showed up, he saw a civil defense department truck parked near the depression and a couple employees of the civil defense department seem to be checking out the circle as well. There's nothing whatsoever that seemed to be steady in it or testing it in some fashion. This story made its way from Hector to a man named Luis Rodriguez who contacted Puerto Rican UFOologist Jorge Martin, and Jorge Martin wrote an article about an Evidencia Oveni, which is a UFO publication, a Spanish UFO publication.

It was eventually translated to English in a 1997 issue of flying saucer review. The specific issue is V42 in 4, which actually brought, I haven't read the, I bought it online. You know these old zines that are around some of them are ebooks now. I bought it on Kindle for like two bucks I'm gonna go through and read it.

I read the translation that was published online But I want to kind of look at some of the other articles in that magazine fascinating stuff though fascinating stuff Yes, yeah, I agree with myself truly fascinating story indeed Let's go ahead and wrap this up. I forgot to record an ending. I'm editing this it's currently 10 23 p.m. Episode I was editing it and I go away It's just ended just wasn't even an ending.

It was just me saying fascinating I do have a few things I want to talk about real quick before we go here first off You got a love and man who loves his job. I don't mean to say alien seems pretty jazz to be on earth He's making fun of humans. He's smiling. That's something we don't see happen a lot in alien encounters And it really is one of the things that makes You know with different levels of people who believe in aliens.

I think there's a lot of people who go Yeah, I believe in aliens, but they're probably out on the other side of the galaxy or the universe or something like that Then there are people who are on the furthest extreme being like no aliens are real they're visiting earth They've done that through human history and they're continuing to do this and everyone in between I Believe aliens are real. I don't believe every single alien story that I hear If I cover a story that I personally think it's fake. I'll say it I don't cover cool stories just to you know, just have a cool story to tell I think a story is made up all cover that episode the show notes were basically just me making fun of these people's encounters on that Logos is gibberish it was foolish, but you know one of the things that people like me that worries me about aliens is That they are so inhuman and I get it, you know, they're alien that's definition of where alien, but We don't really come across stories where aliens create art We don't come across stories where aliens tell tales stories of old fictional worlds We don't really have those we know that gray aliens hate jazz music So that should tell us they do have some sense of musical taste because jazz music is the worst though gray aliens We agree on that one put all these episodes in the show notes, but the idea like smiling is such a human Even if okay, so we used to be clear. I'm not taking this this alien side He was being mean to humans But the fact that he smiled even though it was like a smile of malice is something when you read hundreds of these accounts and the aliens Whether they're Nordic aliens, which are very human-like whether they're reptilian or grays mantis aliens really can't have a face That could you know smile and something with the conformers.

They're just a rock alien, but you know what I mean? Like it does listen sometimes. It's fun to be a bully Right sometimes it's fun to make fun of the guy who's running weird And so we miss me and the ceiling we have that in common, right? If I saw a guy being dorky on the street, I mean, I might not yell at him like this guy did I would just I went above and beyond the call of the bully.

I might just go that's weird looking Why is he running like that? Maybe right or maybe I don't even notice Well backtracking people were like what Jason's a bully. We hate him feed him to the alien overlords No, you know what I mean? Like you got to love someone who's finding some sort of enjoyment in their job Yes, I know I guess I know that they're also carrying an unconscious man to fate unknown You know Hector was I was named because again I'm recording this after the fact.

I think it was Hector he uh He never knew the guy he never seen the guy before or after so while this alien was smiling a Devilish grin also the sharp teeth on the gray aliens really interesting Twist because that is another detail. We don't see very often if at all Really kind of interesting UFO story from that point of view. I also find fascinating to that Hector Didn't go back to the scene for three years But when he did go back there was like a civil defense group I don't remember the exact name, but it was it was basically their national guard He goes I went out there and I saw their truck there He also said that he talked to some locals and they said that there had been some weird activity in the area So it kind of supported what he believed but I think he's a little off on his calendar and what I mean by that is I Mean the military is pretty efficient I know the people in the military may want to disagree on that, but you know It would not take them three years to get out there is what I'm saying. This was not a place way out in the boonies.

I Think they came back. I think the civil defense group wasn't there because of the encounter three years ago with Hector I don't even think the depression on the ground was from Hector's encounter I think there this is super interesting and we're putting on a conspiracy cap. So I have no evidence of this But I'll lay out what I have The military would not show up three years later They probably showed up shortly after Hector's encounter, but remember he didn't go back for three years It just happened to be on the day he went there The civil defense group was out because I believe that there was an other sighting of this vehicle recently possibly even the day before Hector got out there Or even that same day When he was returning three years later, which he just said I'm gonna go check that place out again But was it just a spontaneous decision or did something call him to that location? Three years later, he shows up.

He sees the civil defense group there I bet you the vehicle or aliens were cited be more specific that aliens were cited there very recently Also the fact that he said there was a perfect circle indent in the ground The alien ship was not a circle or a sphere It was an oval So that's another reason why I think that what he went and saw three years later was not proof of his experience Three years ago. No, I think something else came there and left that impression and Got the civil defense group to go and take measurements If you see where I'm getting you see where I'm going with that right like What would be the chances of after three years of not going back there the day he shows up is the day the military is investigating the site I mean, it's one in a million The indentation still there you go. Wow that shit must have been so powerful it indent to the area for three years I don't think so. It's not the same.

It's not the same shape of the ship that he saw I think another ship had appeared and I bet you would appeared a day or two before Hector decided You know what I'm gonna go back out to that area. I haven't been there in a couple years Which means it wasn't a spontaneous decision for Hector Hector actually felt called felt compelled to go back to this location Had he shown up a day earlier he may have come face to face With the aliens once more or even a different group of aliens if the ship was different But what would call him what would plant that subconscious thought in his head to come check out that site after three years of being Too afraid to go out there what would get him up out of his bed on that particular day to go out there and check it out Hector story is he saw a guy get abducted like physically get abducted got taken away in front of him and Then he ran away after an alien left it I'm gonna make fun of him and all that stuff through a water through a water droplet at him And then he went home But I bet you They came back for Hector. I bet you they did That's the thing about aliens. That's different than haunted houses or Bigfoot things like that you stay out of the woods You're not gonna run in a Bigfoot Stay out of a haunted house.

Don't mess with a Ouija board if your house is currently haunted. There's ways to get rid of it Those things are preventable. You can't prevent alien abduction. There's nothing you can do nothing If you run in a Bigfoot, you'll remember it if you see a ghost You'll probably remember it.

It depends on your sensory level Some people we talked about that I think on yesterday's episode some people a lot of people I think have a way to kind of Filter out memories, but I think it's a natural thing. I don't think the supernatural world is making you forget about it I think some things are just too weird and too out of place that your brain goes I don't want to believe and go so I'm not even gonna remember that event But that's an internal thing aliens can literally wipe your mind It doesn't matter where you're at they can get you It doesn't matter how hard you want to remember They'll wipe your mind It doesn't matter how badly you want to see them They'll be invisible. They'll cloak themselves. They'll walk through walls Most people who are abducted by aliens do not know they are abducted by aliens until they notice a difference most likely time loss One hour drive took four hours one night.

You can't figure out why and most people stop there. They go wow. That was just weird If you really let it sit sit sit in your head you may eventually go I need to find out what happened during those three hours and then you go to it Hypnotharpist You can uncover some of these memories of what happened during those three hours But if you're abducted in the middle of night while you're sleeping, you never know There may have been a time where hector went out for a jog and it seemed like a normal jog to him But when he got home wow, it was out there for three hours. That's weird.

I'm not extra sweaty I'm not extra sore. I guess I just lost the track of time. I love jog and so much Guess I just lost track of time, but he didn't That time was accounted for But the memories were simply erased from his head Hector probably was abducted after this event He'd been marked That griny and alien wanted him. We'll take him too And they probably did get him and he probably doesn't know it deep inside of his psyche has memories of being on that alien ship The experiments they ran Would seem like torture here on earth The experiments they ran on Hector if a human doctor did that to another human They'd be locked up.

They'd go to prison and I think because he had that connection to the aliens And he didn't know it. He just thought he ran away and that was the end of it That connection is what drew him back to that location on that particular day It could have just been a matter of hours between the time that that second UFO left And hector showed up He was drawn to it He thinks that impression was left over from the first sighting, but no Hector thought he saw one man get abducted and he himself barely escaped becoming a prisoner An experiment What hector doesn't realize is that they probably took him to Someone else in Puerto Rico may have a story to tell that they've never shared Where one day they saw a man getting dragged out of his house A man who looked unconscious A man named tector And as the witness stood there and stunned at silence He watched these aliens drag him off towards a nearby ship And then one of the aliens turned and looked at the witness Smiled a smile of razor sharp teeth And beamed the message directly into his head Will take him As well Deadrabbitradio.com is going to be our email address You can also head to facebook.com. And to talk his ad to the radio Deadrabbitradio is the daily paranormal conspiracy and true crime podcast You don't have to listen to it today

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