Ep. 230 - If You Could Only Eat Two Foods Forever, What’s On Your Plate? - 09/10/2025

 On this absolutely feral episode of Peaches Pit Party, Peaches (still recovering from a zombie-grade sinus infection) careens from breaking news about Charlie Kirk getting shot at a Utah rally to unwrapping Bad Omens’ new pop-leaning single like a confused rock dad opening a glitter bomb. In between casually dunking on his own sleep schedule, Peaches spirals into the saga of a British train conductor who hasn’t slept in two years, accuses chocolate chip cookie dough of being the devil, and wonders aloud if chloroform counts as a bedtime strategy. The show detonates further with a rehash of the rogue Phillies “Karen” who stole a baseball from a kid, Peyton Manning begging Pope Leo XIV to appear on the Manningcast, and Mississippi State getting slapped with a half-million-dollar fine for storming the field. Then it gets truly chaotic: Peaches debates whether collectible monster toys called Labubus make people undateable, confesses his Funko Pops are the “modern fruitcake,” and rants about hacky sack skills dying out faster than AOL chatrooms. He laments deer’s kamikaze highway tactics, curses Idaho Falls traffic like it’s personally plotting against him, and then veers into sunscreen-flavored ice cream, tortellini versus Taco Bell combo meals, listener call-ins about shepherd’s pie and chicken-fried steak, and the mythic cheat codes of real life (“compliment strangers” and “be nice to maintenance people so they don’t leave your door unlocked all weekend”). By the end, it’s a fever dream of food cravings, nostalgia for Ocean View High’s dark room, and UFO-style mystery booms in New Jersey. This episode is part AM shock jock, part cooking show, part paranormal radio, and 100% Peaches slowly losing his mind in real time.