Ep. 248 - Reese’s Pieces Are a Scam and I’ll Die on This Hill - 10/13/2025

Welcome back to Peaches Pit Party, where Brenden Peach kicks off the week walking like John Voight in Holes and ends it fighting with seagulls, haunted pumpkins, and ChatGPT itself. It’s Monday, October 13th, and Peach opens the show with his back broken like a retired NFL kicker, still recovering from hosting the In This Moment concert and refusing to see a doctor despite walking “like a gorilla with hands on everything.” He then immediately pivots into one of the most chaotic rants in PPP history — firing off about fired football coaches who still somehow make $50 million for doing absolutely nothing. Peach, with all the energy of a man powered by caffeine and hatred for the NCAA, declares that being paid millions to not work is the ultimate dream.But then… the birds strike. A horrifying tangent about avian warfare begins when Peach confesses that birds only poop on Rams, Jeeps, and Chevys — with dark cars being the biggest targets. Cue his traumatic California childhood flashbacks of open-air schools, outdoor lockers, and seagulls dive-bombing St. Patrick’s Day cookies like tiny airborne terrorists. He relives the horror of being personally pooped on (“plenty of times,” he admits) before proudly announcing his $9.99/month Pony Express car wash subscription as his revenge against nature.Things calm down (for about 30 seconds) before Peach starts roasting his girlfriend’s movie taste because she “hated” IT (2017), a movie he adores. He laments that his horror movie marathon dreams are being crushed and contemplates watching The Long Walk alone, declaring his love for “grotesque Cinderella body horror” while the rest of us are just trying to breathe. He then speedruns through NBA stats like a possessed ESPN intern — Nikola Jokić domination, Victor Wembanyama world takeover, Angel Reese walking for Victoria’s Secret, and the Cleveland Browns paying eight quarterbacks at once for doing absolutely nothing.Then, it’s time for Peach to completely unravel over Gordon Ramsay opening a gastropub in Downtown Disney. He reminisces about childhood trips where his parents said, “We’re not going to Disneyland, but we are going to Rainforest Café,” which he says was “like torture with animatronic monkeys.” He spirals into a rant about $25 Mickey burgers and $7 truffle fries “with no sides,” then calms himself by plugging the KBEAR 101 RMG YouTube channel like a man coming down from a rage high. He recalls interviewing The Funeral Portrait, where they roasted their bandmate Cody for not knowing how to swim or snap, and Peach regrets not calling them “the zestiest band this side of the Mississippi.”But the madness isn’t over. He rants about time speeding up, Halloween giveaways that sound like a literal scream, and his boomer-take hatred of phones at concerts. He blames Jade for taking “the worst photo ever of me” at the In This Moment show, saying he looked “like a thumb.” Then he hits listeners with his “Innocent Questions That Are Actually Offensive” segment — where he declares war on anyone who asks, “Did you go to school for that?” Peach compares his radio degree to a “stupid” but “necessary” journey that led him from TMZ to Idaho Falls and insists that no, he does more than “just talk between songs.”By the end, Peach’s descent into chaos peaks with a ranking of M&M flavors that sounds like a hostage negotiation. He praises Peanut Butter M&Ms as “superior to Reese’s Pieces,” drags Plain M&Ms into the dirt, and says anyone who brings him Reese’s Pieces when he asked for a Reese’s “should be ashamed.” Then — because reality doesn’t apply on this show — he covers a police chase involving a runaway inflatable pumpkin, jokes about cops shooting it down, and ends with a rant about the most annoying sounds at night: mosquitoes, neighbor dogs, car alarms, and Maddy not texting back from a snowstorm in Montana. It’s 90 minutes of total chaos, caffeine, and chaos about the chaos. Peaches Pit Party has never been more unhinged, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Check me out elsewhere! – 👉 facebook.com/brenden.peach 👉 instagram.com/brendenpeach 🎙️ Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem 🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach