Ep 33: Bliss Cruise Review (Part 3) - April vs. November: Which Should You Book?

from Vanilla Swingers: Swinger Podcast, Unfiltered AF · host Kat and Leo

⚓ In this episode of Vanilla Swingers — Apple’s #1 ranked swinger podcast — Kat & Leo are wrapping up their Bliss Cruise review trilogy with the ultimate showdown: April vs. November sailings. Which cruise is hotter? Which one’s cheaper? Which crowd vibes harder? We’ve got answers. 👉 We’re calling out all the drama—because let’s be real, keyboard warriors have A LOT to say. From those gasp playroom hours (you know the ones) to pool chair hogs who think they own the ocean, and those oh-so-unstructured meet-and-greets...we’re tackling it all. No complaints on board, but we’re giving you the unfiltered truth so you’re ready for the trip of your life — no surprises. ✨ PLUS, we’ve got advice specifically for newbies in the lifestyle. We’ll show you how to score the best deal for both of you, and if you’re young, here’s the secret - go as slow as you want and set whatever boundaries feel right for you. Don’t let anyone push you to go faster than you’re comfortable with! Grab your drink and get ready for the complete Bliss Cruise experience in the final chapter of our Bliss Cruise review! 🍦 Dive in and enjoy every spoonful of our super candid newbie journey as we go from vanilla…to 69 flavors! Always hilarious, unhinged, bite-size and commercial-free! 🏆 ASN Awards Best Podcast Winner 2025 🥇 AVN Best Adult Podcast Nominee 2026 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Where else to find Kat & Leo (besides clubs, cruises & events!): 🔥 Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://VanillaSwingers.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🔥 *BRAND NEW* blog page ---> fun links & more! Bliss Cruise Review (Part 3) - April vs. November: Which Should You Book? https://www.vanillaswingers.com/bliss-cruise-face-off-april-vs-november-which-to-book-part-3/ 🔥 CONFUSED on Swinger Lingo? Check out Kat's new Swinger Dictionary https://www.vanillaswingers.com/swinger-glossary-dictionary-lingo/ 🔥 *MAP* FIND LOCAL SWINGERS CLUBS - Check out Kat's new clickable US map to find a club near you! https://www.vanillaswingers.com/the-most-complete-list-of-swinger-clubs-in-the-us/ 🔥 *UPDATED* SWINGER CLUB REVIEWS - *Honest* reviews of dozens of clubs in the US and abroad. https://www.vanillaswingers.com/blog/swinger-club-reviews/ 🔥 *NEW* Spotify Playlist - Sexy Songs: Vanilla Swingers After Dark - Ready to misbehave? 😉 This is the short version of the playlist we vibe to in the bedroom. Press play and let’s get into some trouble! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4ynpB6sZnhUrLZWWGazLYj 🔥 *NEW* Spotify Epic Playlist - Vanilla Swingers EPIC Playlist - Our go-to rendezvous banger—130+ tracks of pure filthy, flirty, and fire. If this playlist could talk, it would moan. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3CORn07jtuiPS9fcz0Klxv 🔥 *UPDATED* Check out our HOTEL ROOM Makeover – Peek inside our fave hotel setups and steal every sexy, swingy little detail. https://www.vanillaswingers.com/mood-lighting-and-magic-how-to-set-up-a-swinger-hotel-room/ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Contact Us! Slide into our DMs... ;-) 💋😘 💌 Email Us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 💌 Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@VanillaSwingers⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 💌 Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@VanillaSwingers⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 💌 Message Us: vanillaswingers.com/contact-us

What this episode covers

Alright, listen up! We’re finally wrapping up our Bliss Cruise Review in Part 3 and spilling ALL the tea on the April vs. November sailings. We’re calling out all the drama—because let’s be real, keyboard warriors have A LOT to say. From those gasp playroom hours (you know the ones) to pool chair hogs who think they own the ocean, and those oh-so-unstructured meet-and-greets...we’re tackling it all. No complaints on board, but we’re giving you the unfiltered truth so you’re ready for the trip...