Ep. 351 - This Grown Man Blamed His Mom for Not Eating a Burger - 04/16/2026

Peaches Pit Party from Thursday, April 16th, 2026 — Peaches dives headfirst into the long-overdue ruling that Ticketmaster and Live Nation are officially a monopoly (shocking absolutely nobody), then questions whether billionaires casually scroll Zillow for $75 million mansions with hedge mazes like the rest of us peasants. The internet’s latest dating trend gets roasted as the “Luddite boyfriend” somehow becomes attractive for doing… nothing online, while Peaches reflects on being chronically online for a living. From there, it’s a chaotic mix of rock news including AC/DC tour updates and spider attacks on Taylor Momsen, plus a look at upcoming shows and why opening for major bands is basically the lottery. Sports somehow includes a hungover Rory McIlroy scoring a brutal 7% recovery after celebrating his Masters win, proving even elite athletes are human after a big night. Peaches then spirals into navigation anxiety, remembering the dark days of MapQuest and why GPS is the only reason he hasn’t driven into a ditch. Things get weird (fast) with a wellness check on a 91-year-old who ignored police because she was too locked in on a bubble game, a McDonald’s CEO blaming his mom for taking the tiniest bite in history, and a mystery chunk of foul-smelling airplane ice crashing through someone’s roof like the universe itself is pranking homeowners. Oh—and just in case that wasn’t enough, Peaches wraps it up by tackling how AI is making everyone question their career choices while still somehow recommending you go get a real job. Check me out elsewhere! - facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem - https://nhomam.transistor.fm/ Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach - https://tbts.transistor.fm/ Artist Interrogations Podcast - https://artistinterrogations.transistor.fm/