Ep. 371 - The Tanning Glove Wasn't Built for This - 05/29/2026

Peaches Pit Party from Friday, May 29th, 2026. Peaches spends part of the show documenting his battle with self-tanner as he attempts to fix a legendary farmer's tan, only to discover that tanning gloves apparently aren't designed for giant hands and that seeing yourself from every angle while applying tanning mousse is a humbling experience. He also dives into the strange world of limited-edition baked bean flavors, including apple pie, dill pickle, and rocket pop beans, debates whether the Bush's Beans dog is still alive, and somehow turns a conversation about a local prom into a discussion about shopping in the big and tall section and not knowing how to tie a tie. Elsewhere, Peaches reacts to bears attacking hikers in Glacier National Park, military members reportedly needing to meet appearance standards for UFC tickets at the White House, the Osbourne family creating an AI version of Ozzy, and a roller coaster that left riders stranded 100 feet in the air for four hours. Plus, a man allegedly uses an excavator to attack his own house after learning his wife was leaving him, an Amazon driver is accused of stealing a family's cat directly from their front porch, and Peaches continues his quest to give away a Camp Chef DLX Pellet Grill and Papa Roach pit tickets while trying to convince himself that grilled chicken and super greens will eventually turn him into Lou Ferrigno. Check me out elsewhere! Facebook: facebook.com/brenden.peach | Instagram: instagram.com/brendenpeach | Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem - https://nhomam.transistor.fm/ | Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach - https://tbts.transistor.fm/ | Artist Interrogations Podcast - https://artistinterrogations.transistor.fm/