Episode 021 - Those Cute Little Seals

The Canadian government has given valuable answers to dispel charges made by animal rights groups and the Hollywood Bourgeoisie. Must we be reminded of that useless shirt worn by magnate daughter and American snobhead Paris Hilton. Club sandwiches, not seals the shirt says, blatantly disregarding the fact that the ingredients that make club sandwiches may have been clubbed! This, for animal rights advocates, was a campaign to stop the so-called brutal, senseless killing of baby whitecoat seals. Whitecoat seals, first of all, are untouchables here in Canada. It's illegal under Canadian law to actually club a whitecoat seal, and even though that might not dispel all clubbing, this fact makes the claim seem ambiguous at best. It is also not right to lie, folks! I am sick and tired of celebrities charging and barking at government authorities about issues they don't even know correctly about. A lot of these rich guys have profited at the expense of others, as claimed by these activitists. It's heartless, and offensive to stick your nose in issues you have almost no knowledge about. Try that club sandwich Paris Hilton has been encouraging people to eat, rather than killing seals. Chickens, cows, and pigs are slaughtered too, and probably the only reason why Paris here cares about baby seals are because they look cute. I, for one, reject that kind of thought, which is rather bigoted in my opinion. Paris, just go and continue on your sex tapes and voyeur shots. Leave the Seal Hunt to those who actually know more about baby seals other than their looks.