Episode 1

Episode 1 of the Instant Jokes podcast, hosted by Mark Donovan, titled "Episode 1" was published on March 27, 2021 and runs 3 minutes.

March 27, 2021 ·3m · Instant Jokes

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Summary

Welcome to the Instant Jokes podcast episode 1, where we tell the best jokes on the Internet. What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head? A eunucorn. . Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long if you're fat.. I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row... ...they told me I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts. Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas? They are writing to Satan.. What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese Girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.. There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3.. Even though the country is called Iceland, its winters are actually quite mild. Guess they should have called it Chile. Claim to fame Celebrities walk on red carpet because they are famous. I walk on toilet paper because I'm the shit!. A guy had a girlfriend named Windy. He had tattooed her name on his dick. So, he goes to a bar one day and visits toilet to pee. There's a black guy in next Urinal. He unintentionally peeks at black guy's dick. He sees that black guy also has a tattoo on his dick that reads 'Windy'. The guy is shocked. Hey, look I also have tattooed Windy on my dick. Is your girlfriend's name also Windy ? Black guys, "Nope. My tattoo reads, '**W**elcome to **Ind**ianapolis, Enjoy your sta**y**." (English isn't my first language, pardon me if I messed up something.) . What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym? Diddly squat. Thanks for listening! Come back tomorrow for more hilarious jokes!

Episode Description

Welcome to the Instant Jokes podcast episode 1, where we tell the best jokes on the Internet.

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?
A eunucorn. .

Life is like a box of chocolates.
It doesn't last long if you're fat..

I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row...
...they told me I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?
They are writing to Satan..

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese Girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message..

There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3..

Even though the country is called Iceland, its winters are actually quite mild.
Guess they should have called it Chile.

Claim to fame
Celebrities walk on red carpet because they are famous. I walk on toilet paper because I'm the shit!.

A guy had a girlfriend named Windy. He had tattooed her name on his dick.
So, he goes to a bar one day and visits toilet to pee. There's a black guy in next Urinal. He unintentionally peeks at black guy's dick. He sees that black guy also has a tattoo on his dick that reads 'Windy'. The guy is shocked. Hey, look I also have tattooed Windy on my dick. Is your girlfriend's name also Windy ? Black guys, "Nope. My tattoo reads, '**W**elcome to **Ind**ianapolis, Enjoy your sta**y**." (English isn't my first language, pardon me if I messed up something.) .