Episode 1: The One In Which We Meet Our Crew

Welcome to our adventure! Before we can get started with our tale, we have to meet our Adventurers! There's Azariel, the Shadar-Kai Elven wizard with a penchant for secrets and a very short fuse; Valafar, the Tiefling ranger who always has a cock joke or two stocked away for his pet chicken, Richard; Camilla, the definitely Human rogue and adoptive sister of Valafar--between the two of them, they're always in trouble; Ka'rak, the Half-Orc paladin exuding muscle mommy energy who is very protective of her chosen clan; Bramdain, the Half-Dwarven cleric who is coming to terms with his own secrets and trying to move into the future; and Lenora, the Human bard who stumbles into your heart with her energetic one-liners. --- Get Your Crit On is a 5e D&D live-play podcast that covers adult themes, and as such, is not recommended for children. Additionally, remember that improv and RPG games are a lot of fun. But sometimes, situations may arise that can be uncomfortable for some. --- Know that we here at Get Your Crit On value you, your health, and safety more than anything else. We will do our best to list anything that we can forsee being an issue in the episode descriptions. If you encounter a trigger moment, become uncomfortable, or we get into a theme you're not cool with, feel free to jump ahead or skip the episode entirely. We will have plenty of recaps available. You are important, you have value, and you are loved. Just remember to Get Your Crit On ❤️ -- Triggering themes in this episode may include: murder, religion, alcohol use, sexual innuendo, and yelling/loud noises. --- Check out our amazing 3rd-party Content Creators who have allowed us to use their material! We are so thankful and definitely wouldn't be the same without them: --- MCDM Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/mcdm?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- MCDM Website - https://shop.mcdmproductions.com/ --- Loot Tavern Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/LootTavern?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Loot Tavern Website - https://loottavern.com/ --- Ghostfire Gaming Website - https://ghostfiregaming.com/ --- Mage Hand Press Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/mfov?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Mage Hand Press Website - https://store.magehandpress.com/ --- RPG Music Maker: Travis Savoie Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/RPGMusicMaker?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- RPG Music Maker: Travis Savoie Bandcamp - https://travissavoie.bandcamp.com/album/rpg-tool-kit-volume-6 --- Studio Agate Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/StudioAgate?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Studio Agate Website - https://www.studio-agate.com/en --- The Griffon's Saddlebag Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/the_griffons_saddlebag?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- The Griffon's Saddlebag Website - https://www.thegriffonssaddlebag.com/ --- Hit Point Press Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/hitpointpress?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan --- Hit Point Press Website - https://hitpointpress.com/