Episode 10: Weddings, Ukuleles, and Monocles

By some miracle, Dana and Alison start this episode by BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER! It’s shocking but it feels good. In Episode 10, we discuss the horror of weddings and contemplate why they are unreasonably expensive. Also, why do no clothes fit literally anyone?! This week, we read a lot of Absolute Yoursts! Our first one involves dentistry — literally the worst — and our second involves a tibia aka a shinbone. The tibia story unravels to such a degree that we’re still not even really sure what happened. We also get to hear Dana’s arm-scar story!!! It involves a ukulele and a doorknob. And most importantly, we get a whole new introduction to Dana’s grandma, Neva. This episode ends with a very special Neva’s Corner (this is where Dana makes Alison apologize to her grandma). Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter. **NOTE** If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/ National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255