Episode 130 – House of Wax (2005)

For this week’s episode of Dark Night of the Podcast, Paris Hilton won’t be the only thing having you all say “That’s hot!” At least not while you experience the sensation of hot, melted wax covering every inch of your body. It’s finally time for Troy and Roger to review one of the best remakes of our time, 2005s criminally underrated “House of Wax”. Like, what more could they have given us with this one?! You’re getting a sensible brunette Elisha Cuthbert donning a wife beater and losing fingers, Chad Michael Murray in his prime looking all sweaty and shirtless, some of the absolute best kill sequences we’ve seen post-millennium, and that chase… oh that chase… you know exactly the one we’re talking about! So make sure to light a couple of candles, but make sure you don’t burn yourself because… that’s hot! Oh come on, you knew it was coming…