Episode 14: Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers - Rack to the Future: Cleavage & Chainsaws

B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast – Episode 14Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)Fire up your petrol-powered perms and guard your scalp, because this week on the B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast, Duncan & The Baz are hacking their way through the neon-soaked fever nightmare that is Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)… the only film bold enough to mix cults, call girls, chainsaws, and an inexplicably sweaty 80s detective with the emotional range of a damp bar mat.Fire up your petrol-powered perms and guard your scalp, because this week on the B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast, Duncan & The Baz are hacking their way through the neon-soaked fever nightmare that is Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)… the only film bold enough to mix cults, call girls, chainsaws, and an inexplicably sweaty 80s detective with the emotional range of a damp bar mat.This isn’t just sleaze. It’s a glitter-splattered, blood-spritzed love letter to grindhouse excess where every problem can be solved with a chainsaw duel and a vaguely offended-looking customer service manager. Featuring Gunnar Hansen (yes, that Leatherface) and enough hairspray to punch a hole in the ozone, this movie asks the ultimate question:“What if the Texas Chainsaw Massacre had a dress code and a loyalty card?”The answer: absolute chaos.---In This Episode:We bravely pursue the questions no self-respecting film scholar would touch with a 10-foot power tool:Did Gunnar Hansen's agent get a bonus for chainsaw related script finds?How many chainsaws is too many chainsaws? (Trick question: there is no limit.)There is soo much body oil...way this the inspiration for the Diddy Party?Who funds this cult?---Top 5 Rad/Sad & Bad Moments:The Chainsaw Cult Reveal: because nothing says “ancient order” like matching outfits and industrial-grade murder tools.Gunnar Hansen ... you know ... LeatherfaceChainsaw duel...cue the guitar soloDuncan trying to keep the review on point.We ponder the philosophical dilemma for the ages:Is Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers a glorious satire of exploitation horror…or just a cinematic excuse to shout “CHAINSAW!” every 7 minutes and feel alive?Either way, we’re booking our next haircut somewhere quieter. Preferably without a sacrificial altar.---So polish your leather chaps, refuel your murder tools, and remember… here at B-Movie Blitzkrieg, the bizarre meets the brilliant one B-Movie at a time.--- Next Episode Drops Friday, January 16th 2026Our march through the cinematic crypt continues with Episode 15, as Duncan & Baz descend into the shockingly stitched-together madness of Blackenstein (1973)...a blaxploitation-flavoured Frankenstein riff where revenge, reanimation and wildly questionable medical ethics collide.Expect mad science, disco dread, and at least one moment where Baz whispers, “They absolutely should not have done that,” while Duncan cackles with ghoulish delight.Until then… stay greasy, stay gothic, and remember:If someone invites you to join a chainsaw cult, always ask about the dental plan first.TIMECODE:00:00:00 - THEME SONG00:00:45 - INTRO00:05:15 - PLOT00:09:48 - TOP 5 RAD/SAD/BAD MOMENTS00:18:52 - BEST/WORST LINES00:21:52 - PLOTHOLES00:25:51 - SCORE00:27:50 - CLOSE