Episode 182: Bleu Cheese Oil Tycoon

Seven Minutes In Evan Episode 300 Special

Release Date: 08/04/2023

Description: This is SPARTA!! Ladies and gentlemen welcome to episode 300! We have done it! In this episode we reflect on past episode with a compilation of some of our fun times from the first 299 episodes! We also talk about how expensive popcorn at the movie theatre is and trying to get Salma Hayek to work at the concession stand. What psychopath sits in the front row of the movie theatre? Should we tip cashiers 20%? We try to get Mark Normand on the podcast every 100 episodes. He still says no. Enjoy!

Explicit: Yes

Rap Beefs and Texas Crane Flies

Release Date: 03/27/2024

Description: Dive into the heart of hip-hop's artistry with 'Seven Minutes in Evan,' a comedy podcast that's not just about laughs—it's a cultural deep-dive hosted by Evan Lopez, the quick-witted comedian from Austin, Texas. Each episode serves up a generous helping of Evan's signature humor, blended with razor-sharp insight into the beats and rhymes that shape our world. Starting with a playful exploration of rapper names and the ever-present 'Lil'' prefix, Evan delves into how hip-hop artists craft complex street sagas into poetic expressions, revealing the layers of sophisticated wordplay behind the music. It's a humorous yet profound look at linguistic creativity that'll have you appreciating hip-hop in a whole new way. Relive the intense rivalries and verbal prowess of 90s hip-hop icons like Eminem, as 'Seven Minutes in Evan' transports you back to the era of epic rap battles. Then, pivot to the present where Evan examines the simplicity trend in today's music scene, ponders the 'TikTok effect,' and reflects on how storytelling in film and social media is evolving, or perhaps regressing. But it's not all beats and bars. Evan brings the conversation home to Texas, blending local color with universal truths in a segment showcasing the intersection of neighborhood dynamics and wildlife escapades. Plus, get the exclusive on Evan's latest comedy gigs where his fresh material and live-show charisma shine. Tune in to 'Seven Minutes in Evan' for your fix of cultural commentary, belly laughs, and the kind of real talk that turns podcast listeners into die-hard fans. This is storytelling with a beat, humor with a purpose, and entertainment that's as thought-provoking as it is amusing. Don't just listen to a podcast—experience an auditory adventure that stays with you long after the seven minutes are up.

Explicit: Yes

Evan discovers horsehair worms and unlocks new top fear

Release Date: 05/24/2023

Description: Seven Minutes in Evan is a podcast hosted by Evan Lopez, a lively and humorous individual with a knack for storytelling and observations. In this episode, Evan delves into a range of topics, starting with his recent fascination with oldies music and the peculiar social perceptions surrounding listening to Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" in public by yourself. He questions the motives behind people who blast loud music from their cars and shares his thoughts on burning out in vehicles and its effectiveness in getting chicks. Evan stumbles upon a video about hairworms, parasitic creatures that manipulate insects, leading them to meet their doom. He dives into the bizarre life cycle of these worms. He reflects on the fragility of life, highlighting the unexpected things we often overlook while just becoming zombies looking at our phones. While he shares some dark and humorous moments, Evan aims to bring a fresh perspective and encourage listeners to appreciate the little things in life. Evan tells a tale of recent road rage and an awkward encounter with people in a parking lot. Enjoy and don't forget to subscribe to seven minutes in Evan for weekly episodes. P.S. This was written by AI which Evan takes excellent care of.

Explicit: Yes

Episode 21 - Seven Minutes In Evan Feat. EAGeezy

Release Date: 03/13/2018

Description: Jordan, Kyra and David are joined by Evan as they discuss the College Basketball landscape, what in the world the Browns have been up to, and other sports news. (Recorded 3/11)

Explicit: Yes

5 Minutes, Figure It Out

Release Date: 04/28/2021

Authors: Evan and Bill

Description: Hey it's me, Evan. I pitch a topic to my main man Bill and we take 5 minutes to understand it.

Explicit: Yes

Tender Bloodsport

Release Date: 08/31/2020

Authors: Tender Bloodsport

Description: Two Opposing Writers.Two Opposing Concepts.Seven Minutes apiece in front of a bloodthirsty crowd.Plus: interviews, jokes, uncomfortable silences.This is Tender Bloodsport, a WRITE CLUB podcast.

Explicit: Yes

What the Fish

Release Date: 08/26/2021

Authors: Evan Reichenbach

Description: Evan Reichenbach & Company talk their minds, potentially in a way that makes your head spin. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/evan-reichenbach/support

Explicit: Yes

Letter From The Editor

Release Date: 08/22/2020

Authors: Error! Not Found

Description: Error! Not Found's Editor-In-Chief (and general misanthrope) Evan Tognotti answers reader questions both professional and personal in this one man podcast. Starring Evan Tognotti.

Explicit: Yes

Seven Minutes in Heaven: The Sex News Podcast for Sluts

Release Date: 03/25/2021

Authors: Arielle & Miryam

Description: Seven Minutes in Heaven is the only sex news podcast on the Internet hosted by Arielle and Miryam. Tune in every Sunday for the latest in sextech, sex research, and two Jewess' sex lives. Send advice questions to [email protected] and follow us on Instagram @smhpod.

Explicit: Yes

Barking at Dogs

Release Date: 08/31/2020

Authors: Leon Lazarus

Description: A collection of short stories about the absurdities of life in South Africa during apartheid. Read by Evan Lazarus and produced by Evan Lazarus and Kenny Barto.

Explicit: Yes

DJ Freakjuice: RetroCast

Release Date: 09/01/2020

Authors: Evan King

Description: '90s DJ living in the 2010s. Starring & created by Evan King. Look for full web series pilot summer 2019 @ DJFreakjuice.com!© 2019 Evan King All Rights Reserved.

Explicit: Yes

Seven on Seven

Release Date: 08/23/2020

Authors: Seven on Seven Podcast

Description: The Seven on Seven Podcast is a show like no other. In our seven-show seasons, we'll take you through the ins-and-outs of topics you care about. From environmental racism to voter rights to inner-city education, we're taking the time to go deep and get things right. Each show we'll have experts, polls, listener feedback and a real conversation, and each season we'll have plenty of fun interactive ways to get involved. Take a listen!

Explicit: Yes

Ramblings of An Irishman

Release Date: 08/17/2020

Authors: Ramblings of An Irishman

Description: Self Mastery in all Seven Areas of Life

Explicit: Yes

It's the Pictures

Release Date: 08/12/2020

Authors: Max Covill and Evan Crean

Description: Max Covill and Evan Crean discuss the latest news in the world of film.

Explicit: Yes

Pool House Hockey Podcast

Release Date: 09/03/2020

Authors: Brian & Evan

Description: Podcast by Brian & Evan

Explicit: Yes