Episode 23: Fancy Chickens & Poop Wind

Episode 23 is just another journey towards finding out if Oprah knows about us or not. We’re pretty sure she Tweeted at us but it’s hard to tell for sure. We kick this episode off by listening to some listener feedback which results in Alison yelling at everyone and then fangirling over Tim Gunn. We also read a specific question about Dana’s peculiar beauty regiment. As usual, the Absolute Worst Therapy segment is riddled with more questions about how we can trick our partners into having sex with us. We also meet a horrible boss and try to figure out what her problem is. Finally, we tap into a very serious subject (why do we always do this?) and try to help a listener navigate a relationship with a friend who is dealing with some very scary issues. We end this episode with an Absolute Yourst about a horrible first date. The story sends Dana into such a tizzy that she gives a passionate speech about her most strong and heartfelt convictions. She gets so upset that we pop over to Neva’s Corner (this is when Dana makes us apologize to her grandma) and try to make the matter right. Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter. **NOTE** If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/ National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255