Episode 297: 'Strap-On Olympics' (Tatyana Brown)

My friend, has life gotten you so down that you've forgotten that you have Superpowers? Bay Area-based writer, performer, and educator Tatyana Brown is battling break-ups, job loss and the Sads; so should she really given up on sex at this young age? Hoping to jumpstart her libido, she heads to a play party and when a beautiful woman says "I could go for some strap-on sex," Tatyana's lightbulb moment happens. Before you can say Polyamorous Clown Car, she's instigating a tournament where dozens of sexy badasses are competing in multiple heats for a naked audience. Sometimes you have to Go for the Gold to get your mojo back! #Instigator #Shenanigans #SlowClap #MakeItWeird   Song: 'Girls Just Wanna have Sex' (Mazie)   About the Storyteller:   Tatyana Brown is a Bay Area-based writer, performer, and educator. She has toured nationally, performing and facilitating workshops for almost 10 years. Her work has appeared on NPR's Snap Judgment and she has taught at Yale University, Indiana University, Duke, and many more. She's been on the Bawdy stage since the very beginning and loves to spend time with people who are far, far sluttier than she can currently be.    Queer l Polyamorous l Play Party l Strap-On l Break-Up l Connection l Kindness l LGBT l Empathy l Sex Drive l Oakland l Sex Party l Genderqueer l Communication l Public Sex l Boundaries l Sacred l Pool Party l Human Pyramid l Orgy l Toy Bag l Go-Go Boots l Witty Banter l Blowjob l Deepthroat l Hot Tub l Performance l Napoleon l Audience l Judges l Rejection l Name Your Desire l Slow Clap l Floor Exercises l Multiple Positions l Camp Counselor l Dismount l Rookie l Applause l   Episode links:   Substack: Have you signed up yet? Thank you to all the people who've signed up for my new 'Dixie Ramble' newsletter. Substack is a great way to stay on top of audio, video and written stories from Bawdy. 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Let me help you find the life you're dreaming of. I'm available for sexuality and kinky coaching;  If you've always wished that you had someone to talk to openly, and someone who could help you naviagate this new world, I'm here to support you, if you want it - you decide what role I play. I'm here to help!   Merchandise: Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume: Dixie has created her own fragrance and it's getting rave reviews!   Here's a review of #BawdyGotMeLaid : "Okay hear me out, THIS PERFUME IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. I will probably never buy perfume from another shop. That's how good these are. #bawdygotmelaid is so sexy, so sweet, so delicious. The Amber and ylang ylang is what sold me, and it did not disappoint!" - Carlie You'll love #BawdyGotMeLaid, scented with golden Honey, Amber, Ylang Ylang, and warm Vanilla. There's also our creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. 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