Episode 4

Episode 4 of the Instant Jokes podcast, hosted by Mark Donovan, titled "Episode 4" was published on April 17, 2021 and runs 3 minutes.

April 17, 2021 ·3m · Instant Jokes

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Summary

Welcome to the Instant Jokes podcast episode 4, where we tell the best jokes on the Internet. <ul><li>Instead of being buried or cremated, I’ve arranged to be liquidized. </li> <li> I’m not going to a funeral if I can’t get drunk..</li></ul> <ul><li>I was reading in the paper today about a midget that got pick pocketed. </li> <li>How could anyone stoop so low?.</li></ul> <ul><li>What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? </li> <li>Your job still sucks!.</li></ul> <ul><li>The secret to wealth </li> <li>A young man once asked a rich older man how he made all his money.  The dapper old fellow smoothed his tailored jacket and said, "Well young man, it was 1932, in the depths of the Great Depression. I was down to the last penny I had."  "I took that penny and I went and bought an apple. I spent the whole day shining that apple until it gleamed like the sun, then I took that apple to the market and sold it for two cents." "The next day I took those two cents and bought two apples. I shined those apples all day and night until they were perfect, then I sold them at the market for four cents the next day. I worked at it like this for a month, sometimes selling, sometimes not, and at the end of the month I'd amassed myself a fortune. Nearly eight whole dollars. I'd never been so proud of myself in my life." "Then my wife's father died and left us 2 million bucks."  .</li></ul> <ul><li>I love to post jokes while crossing the stre </li> <li>.</li></ul> <ul><li>Why don't men install urinals in their houses? </li> <li>Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :).</li></ul> <ul><li>I asked my Mexican friend if he was upset about Trump's wall... </li> <li>He said, "Eh, I'll get over it.".</li></ul> <ul><li>I don't really like food from Spain much but... </li> <li>To chicharrón I guess.</li></ul> <ul><li>What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten? </li> <li>Premature Edraculation.</li></ul> <ul><li>What is a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in "unt" </li> <li>Aunt..</li></ul> Thanks for listening!  Come back tomorrow for more hilarious jokes!

Episode Description

Welcome to the Instant Jokes podcast episode 4, where we tell the best jokes on the Internet.

<ul><li>Instead of being buried or cremated, I’ve arranged to be liquidized. </li>

<li>

I’m not going to a funeral if I can’t get drunk..</li></ul>

<ul><li>I was reading in the paper today about a midget that got pick pocketed. </li>

<li>How could anyone stoop so low?.</li></ul>

<ul><li>What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? </li>

<li>Your job still sucks!.</li></ul>

<ul><li>The secret to wealth </li>

<li>A young man once asked a rich older man how he made all his money.

The dapper old fellow smoothed his tailored jacket and said, "Well young man, it was 1932, in the depths of the Great Depression. I was down to the last penny I had."

"I took that penny and I went and bought an apple. I spent the whole day shining that apple until it gleamed like the sun, then I took that apple to the market and sold it for two cents."

"The next day I took those two cents and bought two apples. I shined those apples all day and night until they were perfect, then I sold them at the market for four cents the next day. I worked at it like this for a month, sometimes selling, sometimes not, and at the end of the month I'd amassed myself a fortune. Nearly eight whole dollars. I'd never been so proud of myself in my life."

"Then my wife's father died and left us 2 million bucks."

.</li></ul>

<ul><li>I love to post jokes while crossing the stre </li>

<ul><li>Why don't men install urinals in their houses? </li>

<li>Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :).</li></ul>

<ul><li>I asked my Mexican friend if he was upset about Trump's wall... </li>

<ul><li>I don't really like food from Spain much but... </li>

<li>To chicharrón I guess.</li></ul>

<ul><li>What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten? </li>

<li>Premature Edraculation.</li></ul>

<ul><li>What is a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in "unt" </li>

Thanks for listening! Come back tomorrow for more hilarious jokes!