Have a post Joe first of the year oh so oh right because we're not well Let's not patreon's a tricky one. I hope everyone had a safe new year So anyone who's on patreon happy new year. No, no, let me say this if you're on the patreon I hope you're not listening to this new years Eve. I hope you've done something I don't care no new years is a terrible holiday.
That's true. I hate new years I hate any holiday where people have an excuse to get ridiculously drunk. It's not fun It's terrible to watch as somebody who's you know and actually get a reservation anywhere Everything's ten times the price tall green's like 119 reduced menus and all the places It's too terrible. I hate it.
However when I did drink the government lets you stay open till like four which is pretty fucking sweet I'm just happy to be performing on your own. You're performing on New Year's Eve for tonight Yeah, but the show's out at 10 o'clock. So it's all there sold out two shows. That's good for you I was the second show.
I was gonna say we could have all gone but Anyways, yeah, thank you everyone for having a happy new year and being safe and come back and listen to us big shout out to Jeremiah Lupke Brian Callum very tight Devin Lautner, I don't care. I'm going with the original and Just breaking Elgic Simmons coming in with a 35 minutes ago. This is breaking news. That's while we were doing it I got that one unbelievable So thank you all to the new patrons of course.
Thank you to the existing patrons and those who are no longer patrons for come along for the ride That was it. I think we lose one game one sort of thing. Yeah, that's often two steps forward one step back That's fine what I was thinking outside is we forgot to do a March Madness pick Villanova. Oh wow, I was actually gonna pick on over.
I'll just go Duke then. I'm gonna take it Tucky go Wildcats get it up Kentucky's a strong pick We can't a lot of picks there. So what was I talking about when they're talking about blue jeans and being gay? No, there's something in the uh, so I really want to make some t-shirts, man Okay, well, we have a little bit of the idea of throwing those quotes on the back of the shirts is so funny to me Okay, well, it's the only way that it could make it palatable for me to wear my own shit You know what I mean about a terrible review on the great self-deprecating Walk around kicking me on you.
It's just good. It's a good conversation starter. It's just good. It'd be very easy to make one offs Yeah, well, you saw that how that all runs.
Yeah, well, son. I'll tell you what look into it in the next two weeks And I think it'll be how much is on the way. Oh, no January with this guy or people prefer toks with those on it I would always prefer a shirt personally. I I you can't print well on tukes.
You'd have to embroider and that's a huge pain in the ass I am considering a soap on a rope. I'm sort of where you're headed selling soap. You're gonna start selling soap shows Like you should do the Brad hit in fight club Man, not that one not like I said with your face on the soap get Danny to do one of those uh outline drawings for you I was gonna say even better just have obviously not actually but just have one piece of your pubic hair on each soap That is so fucking gross or like a big piece of saffron. Yeah, you know what I mean?
That's what I'm saying. Oh, actually have it be a piece of pubes That's what I thought we would want to look at that man. It's a joke. It's a gag.
Yeah, I get it It's just so gross like the only part that sort of turned me of the uh So about koburos and they're talking about the mass amount of ass hair They have Well, do you not find yourself getting really like hairy and weird places as you get older? No, I'm hairless No, but don't you get like ear hair and they weren't talking about that? Like the barber ass Yeah, the barber asked me if he wanted to shave or to clip my eyebrows the other day and I was like, yes, please Oh, I get crazy eyebrows, but I think they're wisdom like a wizard My ears are insane. It's like a elephant or a rhino fucking hairs I never even noticed the other day until I kind of went to and I heard this like this Well, it was like um Something scratching against something else.
I'm like what the fuck is going on here and then I started pulling and I'm like holy shit I have a ton of ear hair. I'm hairless getting old is tough. I'm telling you I don't I don't buy that at all Can you still hear me? I can hear you.
I lost me. We'll check my ears after but yeah Good for you, man. It must be nice. You know believe it your hairless all over On my face because of the beard well, I know that but like you got lasered or something Marv, you ever waxed your ass because they were talking about the difference remember they were saying leech did I've never you bleached your asshole I told you that wow, I obviously blanked that part out.
No, I've never waxed it. Well, that's good for camarit means he got his ass I've waxed an asshole hello Fucking Verizon man over here. Can you hear me now? Don't let him eat that cold fry Yeah, waxing is tough man on the skin pulse.
You've done it. I've done it. Well, that's why you're hairless I've done to someone else not me. Wow Well, I just like but they were saying that Joe was saying that the couple times he's waxed his ass his parts are different I wanted some of the confirm or deny this yeah come hard.
Did he like it? They got you wax? He loved it. Yeah, um Wait, it goes on.
It took a while because I I think that sort of got ruined with uh burnt jumping on it right away Welcome to the person who relate to me because that would be my first till he changed The only way I forgot for a day. Yeah. Yeah. What happened?
Bert then said yeah, I waxed my ass when I parted it was weird You and me kid to spirits. I'm just being a hater right now. I love them all that they they all came around But for you it goes who the order of those four what's what's the order what like if we want to hang out with yeah? Who's your faves?
Well, Joe is how we all got here. Well, but is he your number one? Of course, okay Personally, I think I would have one hanging out with Tom. What's the order?
Ari bert. Thank you What as far as people I want to hang out with yeah, I guess uh, I don't know probably Tom bert then Ari to be honest Joe at the bottom. No, we said Joe's got us here. So all right Joe got us here.
I would go. Um, Ari Bert Tom That's I would have gone at the beginning of the year and this is from a guy who's had nothing to say about nice But I just think bert no matter what is gonna be a fucking party, you know, which you don't like so no I do I think it'll be fun. Tom just seems really conservative at times which I find so I know but he's always so different always crackwise He's always where I'm at. Yeah, everything is a joke Instantly trying to be you think so I don't know I thought you don't find that there's like a conservatism to him It's just a subtle he's just so subtle, but it's like And again, if you Watch this it's much better than especially the way in and all that stuff Maybe that's what I should start doing in the new year is watching more episodes I'll tell you what I'll send you the ones you should watch perfect.
I usually actually usually head Yeah, but I've been doing it weird lately But it's just it's most interesting say in group dynamics just to see people's demeanor Like just watch a crisp crust or whatever's name was that was by the low point of the year Oh, that's what we should have talked about that was the low point of the year But just watching his very eye opening at his same time Language was you could say it was the low point, but it really opened my eyes to how and what was the worst podcast of the year? We didn't say that either on Rogan Well, which one did we give the worst rating? Yeah, which one did we all it would if I mean if we wrote this down? I think there was one that was like a zero or something It was definitely when we all hated yeah, hold on a sec.
Maybe it was the game changer one No, no, because I gave that one a decent rating the first time around when it came into debunk. I know I gave out We were all riding his jock. How wrong we were how wrong we will That was my Morgan. Oh, well when cressor did the debunk Simon gave it a point one Matt gave it a point five and kamara gave it a two That was pretty bad.
That was a low point. I'm trying to think of something else But that wasn't the that was when he went on to debunk it not the debunk. Yeah, debunk No, I prefer the I prefer the game changers debate over just for sure the debunk of the Prefer none of it. Oh, you know who was terrible that we all hated prefer none of us Zach bitter Got a two a point five and a one point five which one was he he was the guy health expert Record wasn't he the running record?
Yeah, he was a yeah, but we were just under duress of God, right. Yeah, Matt gave Villeneuve a one which was Villeneuve Villeneuve. I don't know who I don't remember you only wrote last name Yeah, I mean, that was I remember really liking it was the episode that Matt Farrah was on He was we can't make a matter. Yes.
Yes. Yes terrible car guy. I do remember Villeneuve was an explorer type guy was he oh and Pavel sullien didn't get good. Yeah, that was a real boy Some of the listeners What did they say?
Just enjoyed the kettlebell really and just he's doing but I'm not having to push which I think I sort of tried to talk about You don't have to fail to get the best exercise which a lot of people think you get a just pump it up But it's like lift a bit rest lift a bit rest. I did say that episode that although I didn't enjoy it See why someone who enjoys exercising and all that sort of stuff would get a lot out of it I thought he was a well-spoken guy too. I mean like I said, I can understand why people would All of those are from season two though. So it's from November 1st.
Yes, right. That's when I came started taking We had a gang on Bernie Sanders. Oh, yeah, we forgot about all the politicals that were on this year Tulsi Crazy. Yeah, the fact that he had Bernie on the list.
Tulsi and Jocko We're coming out of the guys in the house because he wants Jocko to run for fucking vice-president Secretary of State, but that's why I'm sorry is complete surprises. You love the complete surprises Especially you would I think you're gonna hate it. You love it. Oh, that's unbelievable and you Every time you bring a big foot So come on to listen to Les Stroud and listen to the wrong episode.
Oh my god. It's not surprising Is that good karma though? Yeah, it is. I'll listen to the other one.
Yeah, okay. Now he gets five hours left straddum ahead Well, I guess uh, that's that huh. Yeah, welcome back guys Yeah, this is gonna be a short one because it's uh it is what it is. That's max all the way would say it is what it is Either way, we hope you had a great new year and uh this year's gonna be the tits man We're going to the fucking top send us your questions send us your comments.
This year's gonna be the tits I like that maddie. Listen, this year's the year of fucking positivity. I'm turning this bitch around onward and upward Yeah, this is it. Well, that's what we like to hear.
Thank you for all the wonderful tunes And all your hard work Mattie. Yeah, everything you do. We appreciate it. I just can't this wouldn't happen without you You too, Mary.
Thanks for being so understanding the woman behind the man And Chico and Chico well Chico gets his props every fucking time. It's true gets him before me. I think so No, that's not true Chico Simon, Kumar, and your hose Matt Floyd. So go fuck yourself.
He's second billing. Yeah Um Either way, I guess that's it man. I'm done with this post. You're done with this post.
Oh, it's late I'm going to bed. All right, all right, I'll post your credit. Go. Sorry.
Have a good new year and uh, we'll see you guys next week Keep your eyes open