Episode 7: Success: F**k the stairs. Take the Elevator

It’s launch day!!! On May 27, 2017, Dana and Alison finally release their podcast and in an attempt to celebrate, they try to conjure things they’re grateful for so that they can revel in their success. As usual, things devolve, Alison realizes she’ll never be able to buy a house and Dana suffers PTSD from a childhood experience that involves bathing suits grouped by color. Overall, they try to figure out what the fuck it means to be successful. In the Absolute Worst Therapy session, Dana continues to act demure while simultaneously describing a vagina in horrific detail and Alison questions her therapist skills but then finds vindication while answering a listeners problem in regards to going back to college. During the Absolute Yourst segment, we realize why alcoholics shouldn’t have jobs and another listener reveals the worst birthday present ever. Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter. NOTE: Suicide is very serious and we do not take it lightly. Please seek out help if you are feeling suicidal, depressed, or even contemplating taking your life. *****National Suicide Prevention Lifeline****** We can all help prevent suicide. The Lifeline provides 24/7, free and confidential support for people in distress, prevention and crisis resources for you or your loved ones, and best practices for professionals. 1-800-273-8255