Episode 98 – Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge (1989)

In sleep, he sang to me. In dreams, he came. And boy did he come alright, because in those dreams he was banging it out in some of the most aggressively erotic and drawn out sex scenes we’ve seen to date! The “he” that were referencing is none other than Eric, and when he’s not busy having seemingly amazing sex with his lovely ex girlfriend Melody via flashback, he’s out for revenge! No subtlety here folks, the title of this weeks selection literally spells it out for you… Phantom of the Mall: Eric’s Revenge! This movie has it all… literally! I mean we’re talking acts of murder, martial arts, hidden lairs, snake wrangling, Italian pianists, bombs, arson, weight lifting, sequined party dresses, Paula Shore, and Morgan Fairchild! What more could you want!? Join Troy and Roger as they max out their cards and load up their shopping bags while chatting about all kinds of totally rad topics, including their intense infatuation with the absolutely stunning Rob Estes, the fact that a movie cannot be scary when it involves roundhouse kicking a man to the face, the acknowledgement that Morgan Fairchild looks fucking great no matter what color power suit she may be wearing, and whether or not they’d be willing to get down n dirty with a man whose body was horrifically scarred by severe 3rd degree burns! So get ready to shop 'til you drop because Midwood Mall is about to celebrate its grand opening, and Dark Night of the Podcast is going to ensure that Eric finally gets his much deserved and completely warranted revenge! Find out more at http://www.darknightofthepodcast.com