Fuck It Friday Episode 88 Harlots in the Hangouts

There's always one of these heifers in the group. If you're sitting there thinking, "There's not one in MY friend group.", then it's you hoe!! Stop chickenhawking your friend's guys! Get your own goddamn dude, and when you do, stick with that ONE. TLC should have made another song called "Butterflies", as a sequel to "Waterfalls". Maybe then a lot of women out there would have learned to don't go chasing butterflies. Because, I think y'all get the butterflies in your stomach confused with ACTUAL love. You know when you're in a new relationship, and you get excited/nervous just because you know you're going to get to be around them? Butterflies. Have you ever been in a relationship with somebody for over 10 years, you know exactly how many times their knees are going to crack when they get up out of bed, how many times they're going to fart on their walk into the bathroom, the same way they eat any type of food, the sound they make when they chew, the entire story they're about to tell after only hearing the first two words out of their mouth, and what their lazily wiped butthole smells like while you're performing oral on them, because they no longer have butterflies either, and aren't making that extra effort to use wet-wipes anymore? That's love. When women finally discover what real love looks like, that's what we call cheating/divorce. Any questions? Never forget what happened to Left Eye. Crazy ass heifer!