EPISODE · Jul 15, 2016 · 1 MIN
Fuck The System
from [van den b] · host [van den b]
i'll fuck the system and so i am supposed to know it's gonna give me gonorrhea as she's such a dirty ho yeah you know what i mean it's burning my machine- gun but i'll shoot until our kingdom come i'll take one for the team i mean no disrespect to any woman by the way i'm just such a sucker for these metaphors, and hey i'll fuck the system and: check! she's gonna fuck me back there's no romantic bliss because she is a nymphomaniac ah yeah she knows how to tease to get me on my knees will i be strong enough if it gets rough? i miss her expertise i'll fuck around and improvise as if she's made of string the sound is gonna tell me if i'm fucking like a king fuck the system alright it isn't all too bright as i will feel so sore and know the whore will have a lovely night she will scream: "cum-ba-yieh i'll fuck you up for free it's gonna hurt a bit but do admit you're gonna come with me i'll take your jizz and jazz it up and make you come again so please don't stop until your cocky mind has gone insane"
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i'll fuck the system and so i am supposed to know it's gonna give me gonorrhea as she's such a dirty ho yeah you know what i mean it's burning my machine- gun but i'll shoot until our kingdom come i'll take one for the team i mean no disrespect to any woman by the way i'm just such a sucker for these metaphors, and hey i'll fuck the system and: check! she's gonna fuck me back there's no romantic bliss because she is a nymphomaniac ah yeah she knows how to tease to get me on my knees will i be strong enough if it gets rough? i miss her expertise i'll fuck around and improvise as if she's made of string the sound is gonna tell me if i'm fucking like a king fuck the system alright it isn't all too bright as i will feel so sore and know the whore will have a lovely night she will scream: "cum-ba-yieh i'll fuck you up for free it's gonna hurt a bit but do admit you're gonna come with me i'll take your jizz and jazz it up and make you come again so please don't stop until your cocky mind has gone insane"
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