EPISODE · Jun 3, 2017 · 2 MIN
good morning fucking vampires
from [van den b] · host [van den b]
i hate you a little although i'm never sure if that is quite enough or i should hate you more for every day you break my balls - i feel so sore it's just the way you say hello and then immediately go towards the blinds to block the light and so i know another day without the sun and boy oh boy will i have fun i sigh good morning fucking vampires the day has begun do you want another cup of coffee i'm sorry if my typing seems a noise i just want to make sure you're thinking of me and give rhythm to my silent inner voice i hate you a little although i'm never sure if that is quite enough or i should hate you more for every day you break my balls - i feel so sore it's just the way you say hello and then immediately go towards the blinds to block the light and so i know another day without the sun and boy oh boy will i have fun i sigh good morning fucking vampires the day has begun do you mind if i'll continue breathing i'll make sure i won't be all too loud i hope it won't disturb you while you're reading just please don't read my mind as it'll shout
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i hate you a little although i'm never sure if that is quite enough or i should hate you more for every day you break my balls - i feel so sore it's just the way you say hello and then immediately go towards the blinds to block the light and so i know another day without the sun and boy oh boy will i have fun i sigh good morning fucking vampires the day has begun do you want another cup of coffee i'm sorry if my typing seems a noise i just want to make sure you're thinking of me and give rhythm to my silent inner voice i hate you a little although i'm never sure if that is quite enough or i should hate you more for every day you break my balls - i feel so sore it's just the way you say hello and then immediately go towards the blinds to block the light and so i know another day without the sun and boy oh boy will i have fun i sigh good morning fucking vampires the day has begun do you mind if i'll continue breathing i'll make sure i won't be all too loud i hope it won't disturb you while you're reading just please don't read my mind as it'll shout
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good morning fucking vampires
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