Hello my friends welcome to a special episode of the H3 Show. Excuse me. Who's that? He and his back in the building.
Wow. And guess what? Guess what? Whoa!
Wow. Hunter. The lights are on. The smile upon his face.
The light of my life is back from Europe. He and tell us in one word, how are you feeling? Gratzi. Gratzi.
Good. All done. Bonasera. Back from Italy my friends.
And tell me in one word, how was the food? Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh.
Oh. And all seriousness, how was the trip? It's nice that everyone's happy to see you back here. Thank you.
It was very good. It was very... You weren't just in Italy. You were all over.
I was all over. I was in Spain. I was in France. I was in Italy.
I was in Switzerland. England. I fit in a lot. Jimmy was at Buckingham Piles at the same time.
They were there to come to dinner now. No, I alerted the guards and I very quickly... I heard they bayoneted him. I did not want to be involved with an international incident with him.
But we have a whole bit dedicated to Ian's return, which will be watching her soon. I look forward to that. Also something I can't wait. So anyway, here we're doing...
Guess who's high? A show stable. Stable. And today we are doing it with my family.
Ooh. That's a great meet and good. My sister, my dad, my mom, and a bonus contestant. Our son, Nathan.
And his first ever show debut. Wow, he shot. This is... It is.
I mean why he showed his face and gave a thumbs up during the members. Or during the poker. No, but this is your big moment. I say the last one was a cameo.
Yes. Yes. We see the voice and the face today. Which is a special one.
It's your time to sparkle. And Nate, are you a regular marijuana smoker? I am not. Actually, I don't really like it that much.
I tried to like it. But it runs me out a bit. I'm right there with you, my friend. But I don't mind doing it if given the option.
There. Oh, thank you to MooD, by the way, for sponsoring. Thank you, MooD. It's so today.
Providing the big... I'm talking now. Do you mind, please? No, Trump.
This is my show. Okay, you had your moment. By the way, he got eating the dogs. I was going on and on about eating the dogs and all this business.
I was impressed. I thought Kamala did... She did good. Yeah.
He was on her shit that evening. I don't care what she is. What does that mean? I don't care.
At any rate, there's also this great moment. We were blitzed by a freak-snego fan. And we were down in Beverly... ...Rodeo Drive yesterday just cruising, looking for a moment to do something.
And this man runs up on us in the car and starts accusing me of killing Palestinians or whatever. Being a Zionist and all this kind of stuff. So I'm going to watch that. It's floating around.
People are talking. And frankly, after he filmed this, I was like, I really hope he posted because he's going to look like a fucking idiot. Well, he is very dumb. And he did post it.
We're all very happy. So we have that to look forward to. In the meantime, though, Nick Ocado, we've been talking about him a fair bit. And I was casting some doubt on his narrative on Monday.
It was Monday, right? It was Wednesday? Yeah. And there was a lot of pushback against me.
I was saying, I don't know that the timeline makes sense. Did he really lose? Is it possible that he lost all that weight in the seven months he was gone? However, he wasn't really ever gone, was he?
He was posting the whole time through. Yes, he has three different channels. And he posted on his third channel a few days earlier than a few days before he dropped this big video. And he's 350 pounds in that video.
But what was the biggest time of him not posting anywhere? Like in between the previous videos? Yeah. It was passing me that he was gone for seven months.
Well, seven months on his main channel. That's how long he went without posting. Okay. Well, at any rate, did he show himself anywhere else in those seven months?
On Nikocado 2, four months was the most recent upload. And then on Nikocado 3, which I can understand different channels for different types of content, but it's literally the same thing on all of these channels. Yeah, I can do this. And then he had posted a video heart attack grill on Nikocado Out of 3 just ten days ago.
So as recently as a few weeks ago, he was still posting content that I guess was filmed a long time ago. He was also doing custom cameos. So love pulled up. Last show we saw some cameos where it looked like he was skinny, but it seemed like he was trying to put his chin down.
And also we talked about his height. I wanted to apologize. Google says that his height is five six, but I've gathered clips of him correcting Google in his videos. So I have a few of those.
That seems highly debated. So I believe him because I also have photos of him next to Ooba Bill who he collapsed with who is 5'11. And he looks taller than him. Okay.
And we're same height, but his hair is taller. So he was also posting on more avocado, Nikocado every month sends way back like more than any other part. There is we got additional footage sent to us. That corroborates my story.
People haven't actually seen this. So this is a big development in the story that I think will exonerate me. So Dan, you have that footage, right? We can play that now.
Two steps behind. I am always two steps behind. You all thought I was getting healthy, losing weight, taking care of my body. Dance.
All of you marching along to my great social experiment in which I caused permanent damage to all my life. I was a 10 minute damage to all my internal organs. I ask you, is not how good of an experiment is that? Well, you all thought I was healthy and skinny.
I was transcending. Or shall I say, descending. Because I am always two steps behind. While you were all at home thinking I had gotten healthy and fulfilled in my life, I was eating junk food, pizza, hamburgers and silently divorcing from my wife.
My kids don't speak to me. I've lost all custody. Fools, always. Two steps behind.
Over the past two years, I prerecorded all this footage of me being skinny, happy, healthy, and a happy marriage. Well, every day I've been stuffing my fat fucking face and loving every second. I am gaining 30 pounds per month steadily and I have not seen my kids in over a year. Fools, you are always two steps behind.
While the Alpha bros were celebrating my miraculous weight loss and saying, Hey, he's not such a bad guy. They were two steps behind. They didn't realize, but I am the pupper master and they, my marionettes. Because while they were thought they were praising a skinny man, they were actually praising a fat dude who lost his whole family.
Dance, pop, it's dance. To the Jim bros who are showering me with compliments. Turns out, you were right the entire time. I am a fat slob and a loser.
The fool you are, I am always two steps behind. And you are the fool who thought I had improved in my life. Always type two, diabetes steps behind. I don't know what it means, but it certainly changes the narrative.
Now I did an old forfeit. I'm saying this is prerecorded right now. Technically what you are watching now and everything you have been watching for the past two years was preloaded. I lost all the weight within a year.
That's when I said now is the time I double filmed that time. And then I started the ruse. So it was a year and then this is prerecorded. This was the last one we prerecorded.
And then during that whole time I was doing a supersize me, the movie. That makes sense. I don't know how we watched that though now from the future in this past episode. I don't know how we watched that though.
So there is that. So I don't know what it means, but don't believe the narrative. I don't believe the narrative. So this is the whole video we were watching.
We wanted to start off with a separate basically. It's my favorite part of my video that the time I had had with you was a little bit of a video that was titled the Best Burger ever at a few days ago he changed the title to two steps ahead. Original. Let me see that.
Let me see that. Let me see that. I've heard of Hemberg. People were like what does he want to see talking about the talk comment is like I was half expecting Nick to say that he hasn't been fat this entire time.
Which this is it. Got his edge of the oh no two steps ahead. Two steps ahead. You know what's weird?
It's like this Nick is a different person. Like when I'm looking at him, like there's the fat Nick is... That's Nick Ocado. Who's the skinny guy?
Well that's his experiment, I think. I guess, okay. Yeah, this video starts with this and then it just turns into a regular vlog mukbang. Okay.
This has been the greatest social experiment. I've come to know. Certainly the greatest social experiment. What is the social experiment?
My entire life. Yeah, it's so much unfamiliar. It's compelling. It's long-running.
To bear witness, to observe all these unwell, unbalanced, disoriented beings roam the internet in search of stories, in search of ideas of conflict of rivalries, where people develop a distinctive desire for direct engagement, where people feel involved with... So yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean shit, this is hard to deny it. That man's been plotting.
This video, when he retitled and I watched, I was like, okay. Because does this insinuate that that's when he backlogged all his days, and that's when he was having a pretty much every two day? I think so, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Compelling. This, let's read the comments from two years ago. These are authentic two years ago.
After that intro, I was expecting Nick to be like, you actually think I'm fat, then revealing he was wearing a fat suit, and off-cameraing he was eating healthy and exercising all along. Interesting. And all the others are from like two days ago. Two days ago.
Two years ago. I don't know if I'm not understanding something, but in the new video, it goes on to do a mukbang. Yeah. So what is the difference?
So what is the social experiment? What were we like fooled before? They're eating the dogs. It's not a question.
I don't believe it's actually a social experiment. I think it's a ruse. It's a love a ruse. It hit the fact that he lost weight.
Which was cool. And he got this shocking like, here I am, which is cool. But I mean, that's what happened. I mean, the only experiment taking place, as I've said, is the one on his organs from dramatic weight gain and loss.
Because the way he was slurping down those noodles, and trust me, I want the best for Nick, I want him to stay healthy and happy. But the way he's slurping down those noodles, my friend, as a former fatty myself, I see my... They're eating... I'm just saying, man, they're eating.
But I'm captivated. So I'm watching. You got my attention there, Nick. And I applaud you and I give it up.
This is the real deal. Nick Ocado, everybody. Is he still posting on Only Cams? Good question.
You know? That'd be interesting to preload two years of Only Cams. Yeah. That's like a lot of work.
Anyway, well done, Nick, Nicholas. Going back to a lovely young Ian Slater who's back. You have a certain video you prepared for us to enjoy. Is that right?
I do. I was mostly unplugged the last month, but I did record one thing that I wanted to share with everybody. So, yeah. Well, that's very exciting.
Yeah. So without further ado, let's just keep the fun going. And Nate, go ahead and roll it. Wow, here in Jolly Old England, outside London, to be precise.
I'm here with Felix, the Jersey law man behind the camera. We're about to go meet a very special cast, one of most sought-after global super stars on the planet. The legend icon, M.R. That is it.
Fully activity. That is it. You just found your single? Yeah, just put out a new single.
It's called Balance. Go stream that. Yeah, man, jump on the sound of TikTok and all these sort of things. So you just found me that this space we're in.
This is sort of an iconic legendary studio. Yeah, this is where the big song Turn Red was recorded. The bomb by glass before Boston, I read. I was actually like, that's what I was going to say.
Give me a good one. I'm a full-time read. Jim Nastik, I'm a full-time read. Jim Nastik, I'm a full-time read.
The style that you have and the Jamaican and what you're trying to do. Yeah, that's always been my love. What about that? Like kind of drew you to it.
That kind of like... Just the whole vibes, man. Yeah, like from when I was little, I just loved Jamaica, man. Just loved the whole vibes about Jamaica.
I had a place where look, you know what I mean? The people, the accent, the music, the vibes. You're going to come out to do Turn Red at the Taylor Swift show tonight? Special guest?
You know what? She tried to get through to me, but I was a bit busy. Sorry, Taylor. She'll be back another time.
Next time, babe. Just link up. What do you think about Bevo? Bevo is a good lead.
Yeah, he's a good lead. He's got a good heart. There's no beef with anybody around or anything like that. You keep it positive.
I'm not... I did a whole beefy. Yeah. Nah, nah, nah, nah.
I do dance on music. Jamaica's not a game, please. He's not a place to play games. I don't need to do that.
I'm all about making Pussy's turn red. What else is left about it? Where'd all the inspiration come from? Pussy.
Yeah, that's it. Yeah. It's a lot of pum pum. Yeah, it just gives me...
I'm not even lying in your fingers, a joke. Nah, pum pum gives me inspiration. A lot of my songs are about gals and stuff like that. I know that sounds pum pum.
Nah, obviously, now women give me inspiration. I just want people to smile, man. Yeah, yeah. Smiling and happiness and pussy, essentially, is what I mean.
That's the main ingredient. Pussy turn red. If this is a genius, lyric breakdown. Yeah.
What's what's that about? It's just... So, basically... Big bumble claps before bossing them in.
So... You know, somebody who smoked the weed. A bossing their head. Say, hi.
So you're a big bumble claps before bossing them in. Heart sexy girl says she wants to give me a head. You know what that means. When I fuck pussy, pussy turns red.
Red is like, you know, like... Dem-sailé. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dem-sailé.
B Yeah, you can kind of spice it up a little bit, you know. You've got the mind for it. I feel like I can do it. You can't?
Yeah, I feel like we can put together. Alright, thanks. Thanks. M.R.
And... Jersey Lawman, too. Frankly of the most talented musicians alive today, Ian is a nominal work. No, no, I'm a nominal work.
Wow. Briton's finest, those two. He seems like a nice guy. Yeah, he's pretty chill.
Yeah, he's pretty nice. We chatted for a bit. We were there for a good amount of time. And it was nice.
He invited us in. We were in the studio. Wow. It was a good time.
Yeah. So what else can we do with M.R. Do we make like a holiday album? I don't know.
We have to build upon this relationship now. Big bumble clap. He's down. He's down for anything.
Like I messaged him. I was like, hey, you know, I'm around for a little bit. And he was so responsive. You come here, I'll be available, whatever you want to do.
He was very game. So... I love about him. I've said this before, but some people, who are known for one specific thing, they go like, oh, I don't want to do that.
I don't want to be that guy. But like, he embraced it in such a positive way. He accepts all the love. It's really easy going.
Very easy going. You didn't ask him about having the biggest dick in the world, Ian? I was going to ask Ian too. I forgot about that piece of information.
I was a little star struck in, you know. There was a lot going on. Can we get him to call him, potentially? Because I would love to.
Because we had a whole conversation about magnums and magna m excel. Yeah, I would love to. It came up a lot, actually, while you were going. Yeah, right?
Well, he would definitely call it if you ever wanted to. Yeah. OK. I'll put it in a good place.
Do you think that line? I'm not going to question the Pussy Destroyer M.R. But do you think that line is actually? I doubt if that's actually enticing women.
Pussy turned red. It just seems a little bit of vibe. Yeah, it's quite vile. Yeah.
You know. Also, it's scary. A little scary. Like, shillow.
You know. What's it's scary? What's it's hard red? But he said he's all about the vibes.
I don't want to make it. And the Pussy. Maybe it's just vibes. You're right.
Maybe it's just a vibing red pussy. It's funny. But I always love M.R. That's fantastic.
Where is he? London? Yeah, that was in London. What's great?
What's good? What's good? Also, shout out to Felix the London. Yeah.
Yeah. Round him up. He recorded and he edited that video. Oh, that was wonderful.
Yeah, what a game. Is he also in London area? No, but he came out to meet me. He was also, he came kind of far to come shoot that.
Oh, here you go. We spent the day just running around London and goofing around. And so he's a good dude. He's a good dude.
He's a good guy, man. Love that Jersey law man. Jimmy's out. I think Jimmy's like out.
Oh, yeah. The law man is the new Jimmy Lee. OK. Somehow, like, I'll gladly take the law man.
Yeah, that's a great trade. I wonder if we can somehow make that official. Oh. Oh.
We need some kind of initiation. Hazing. We have to shave his head. He has to become a dentist.
That's fun. That's take a while. Fortunately. But at any rate, great guy Ian.
Ian, thank you. What was the favorite place you visited? What was the highlight to your trip, Ian? I loved Barcelona.
I had a really fun time in Barcelona. I don't know. There was a lot. I liked a lot of it.
I went to this like coastal town in Italy called Chiquetera. It was really beautiful. I enjoyed Milan. I don't know.
There was a lot. Milan. I don't think you liked Italy. Yes.
Yeah. The Italian beaches are always looking like. But on the whole coast, I kind of did my PowerPoint from the vacation pitch episode. I kind of just did that.
Go to Switzerland too. Briefly. Oh, cool. And I have to commend your bravery.
This man went solo tripping around Europe, which is something that I frankly am applaud your bravery. Kind of amazing. I am way too anti-social. And I feel like weird to do that.
I did hosteling a little bit. And I met a lot of cool people. It's kind of liberating, though. So you don't need to try to meet somebody else's needs.
Everything was going day by day. I would wake up and I'd say where would I want to go. And I would look at the train time. And then on the train, I would book the hotel for that.
Oh, that's badass. It was all very, like the phone. I don't know how people did it before. It's so easy.
You don't have to do currency. You pay Apple phone. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
Phone's a rule. It makes us so easy to have a real sex. Was there anything that surprised you, like the cost, the quality of stuff, whatever you found where? One thing that, you know, I don't want to upset the Italian viewers, but having to pay to use the bathroom.
That's everywhere? That's an Italian thing. Really? No public restroom.
You have to keep change on you. It's like change. You can't pay with a card. You have to give them real money to use.
Oh, wait. I remember that in Germany. That was a thing. Yeah.
When I was in Germany, you have to pay the public restrooms, like every single one. Right. That was a thing. Are they at least nice?
Yeah. You know, maybe I just got some bad luck, but I wasn't blown away. I mean, I thought they were going to come help white this stuff. Wait, how much was it?
I mean, it was like a euro, one or two euros, which is about that's the way. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Do you put it in like a turn style and then walk in? That's what I remember. Now they have people they're on.
Oh, shit. No free. No free shooting. No free.
No free parking. Wow. And there you go. You think in America, you get nickel in times.
At least we have public bathrooms and free refills. That's utopian society. Yeah. The refills is really crazy.
I remember when the German exchange students came to America, when I was in high school, I went to Germany and then they came and stayed with us for a month. And the one thing they were all tripping out about was the free refill. They were going nuts over the free refills. They were like all about it.
Drinking like 10 sodas to the dome. I love going to a diner and just refilling the coffee. Like, yep. Oh, yeah.
I need another one. Yeah. Yeah. No free water either at restaurants.
Even though it's water and they'll bring you like a glass model. Yes. And then they'll charge you for it. Like, every time.
That was the thing I remember in Germany too. You had to ask for still water, but like it was not people who didn't do that. So they would just bring you a cup of like toilet water. That's not good.
Scoop it out. Like with shit floating around. Wow. But beyond those little things, it was like incredible.
I was love picking it up from the airport. And I immediately started complaining about the Los Angeles transit system. And he's like, bro goes to Europe one time. Titching about transit.
It was true. It is true. Yeah. It's insane.
LA is the worst city in the world, probably for a transit. I got to be one of the worst. It's so horrible. But the network is getting better though.
I used it a few weeks ago. Slow very slowly. Yeah. That shit has been in the works for like since I've been a kid.
I remember years ago when we were in Greece in Athens. And we were like loving the train system. They had just upgraded it. I remember.
So clean. It was like empty too. There was like riots happening. Shit though.
Kind of dope time for us. Right. I forgot about that. Yeah.
I like to avoid these streets during the day and it'll be fine. Yeah. I forget what was happening. I think their economy was.
Oh right. Yeah. What year was it? Right.
There was a huge. But the one thing I was at Florida about in Greece was just the cost of the food was way lower and the quality was fantastic. Yeah. Did you find it to be cheaper at all or no?
Yeah. Yeah. It was definitely cheaper. Especially by LA standards.
LA's. Yeah. Yeah. Well, all in all it was pretty affordable.
You know, when I was going out eating at restaurants too pretty often. Try stuff and I wasn't like shocked by the cost. So tell me about the Italian pasta. The pasta was great.
No, the pasta was great. I love the Italian pizza. Can I ask you? Do you really have to go to Italy to get a good pizza or pasta?
You'll have to. But it'll be fine, right? Well, people go to Italy and find out. You've never had Italian food.
So is that a real thing or are they exaggerating? Sorry. I mean, of course. I love pizza.
No, it's all it all combines into the experience. If there's something about the pasta that hits when they put it on the table and you go, then you're like, oh, it's a live mortal body. Yeah. There's psychological things for sure.
And then the gelato. I was having gelato every day. Gelato. I was talking to people.
I was talking to people. I got sick when I was over there. And I had to go to an Italian doctor. And we were chatting up for a while and I was joking about how I said this to Sam as well.
But I'm like, it's interesting to be in Italy because so much of our like malls and things try to model themselves after like classic Italian, you know, Roman architecture and stuff is a sign of like, this is fancy. You know, you go to the grove or like malls in America and they all try and replicate a town. Glasser architecture. Architecture.
It's like a mall thing. I was like, it's like being in a big mall, but it's real. And it's like, I don't know, it's just interesting to actually see the real stuff, especially the Vegas and things like that, the weird mini golf. Tell me, Belagio is an authentic.
Well, he was telling me too, he's like Vegas is the weirdest thing. Well, what about what about Caesar's Palace? The shopping closet there? Right.
Yeah. Yeah. Palace. Yeah.
That's not good. Yeah, I mean, it's almost one to one really. But you missed all the poker games too. We had two.
Oh, yeah. We're like a poker channel now, Ian. I know a lot a lot happened. I was getting little snippets that I see online.
I'm like, oh shit. That's because it would be like 9 p.m. for me and a clock when you guys would be alive. Like, that's what's going on over there.
Oh shit. Okay. Y'all are doing some fun stuff with the poker. Well, you can join us next time because we're planning another one here, a big one for the whole crew to participate in.
I'm so excited. I love those guys, man. I love it. I would love, I would just straight up, I would give everything up to go be a full-time poker announcer.
I would give it up and I'll take a catastrophic pick cut. I'm sorry you guys. I'd be devastated. I'm sorry.
It's my calling. I'm going to go home with those bros. Basically the room closet. The magic is there.
Well, if I could get back to the Caesar's Palace, you know, I'll get in there. I'll start saying Grazi to. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Did you actually say Grazi? Did you feel comfortable?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. They're like, they think I'm Italian. All right.
You realize. They bought it. They bought it. Give me your best Grazi.
I go. They put the water down. I go. Grazi.
Grazi. Grazi. Grazi partner. I've made every McDonald's in the different country.
And some of that stuff. It's crazy. That's what I've been saying dude. McDonald's in Europe.
Crazy. Yeah. I don't know why. Like we're the ones that invented that shit.
Why are we getting chapped at? Like our export. Like in Sweden, you'll get like grill marks on your burger. Like they're grilling it.
I don't know. I like the way it is here. I think at the end of the day, the Americans want it. They just want it sloshing like that.
Yeah. I guess so. It can't get all fancy and like a super thick burger with the marks. At that point, you're like at an actual restaurant.
Yeah, but it's the same price. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
We want ice cream. We want Oreo blizzies. We want fucking nasty steamed hamburgers. And we want salty ass fresh fries.
They eat the dogs. We want to eat the dogs. Love to hear about something called a chicken tasty. I've always wanted to try that.
It sounds so good. What's a chicken tasty? Chicken tasty. And so we then go crazy with the fried chicken hamburgers dude.
And the sauce buzzer. And so we don't call it a chicken sandwich. It's just chicken hamburger. I'm typing.