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Today we got a great one for you folks. I mean, when do we not? Right? How's everyone doing today?
Welcome, welcome. Getting charged up right now. Well, listen, intriguing headline. It's real.
What is the headline currently, Dan? The title of the episode? Yes, sir. It is quadruple amputee and cornhole champion shoots man while driving.
It's all true. That might sound like we're making a joke, but I assure you it's quite real and please don't be ableist. Aww. Yeah, this is a very serious story.
This one is, well, first of all, I should just disclose that I am technically disabled and therefore have certain rights. You're yielded from certain actions. I have certain privileges that you say. But you say that you have a physical disability?
I guess kind of. Yeah, actually. I'm disabled. Interesting.
So by the point I'm going to agree, obviously she is a Tereci's a mess. But we have certain privileges when talking about people like quadruple amputees when you say. Go on. Dan.
Go on. No. OK, well then. All right, leave her alone with this.
All right, do your work. Do your work. She's great. We'll have to go.
Um, I want to give a quick shout out. Alex the fiction. What a great guy. What a nice guy.
He made a really banger video. I'm on a I dubs and he's a and bar go. But if you guys want your fix, this video is actually terrific. I watched I dubs for one week and developed brain damage.
It is contagious. Alex the fiction. It's quite good. It's it's long.
I watched about half of it so far. But it is very good. And it gives you a nice insight into. I don't have a CTE.
And why, for example, he's such a popular streamer. He's a meteoric, meteoric rise is detailed here. So shout out Alex the fiction. Go watch that.
It's really good. Um, maybe the best items video I've seen, you know, you know, to the amper to the, uh, I want to say amp you thought, but I think that's because because of the amputees. What's it called with like in the Greek sense? The theater?
No, no, Parthenon. No, no news. Mount Olympus. What were decided after dities?
That was like a hall of great achievements for that for TV. Net for titties. Jugga Joe left titty. Caca.
Like titty, Caca. Yo guys, you're being silly. You're being silly. Amphathon, Amphathon, Parthenon.
Parthenon. Parthenon. Pantheon. Pantheon.
Pantheon. I'm sorry. I don't know how to fact check you. Because I figured out Avi.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where'd they start with Avi?
He's guessing amphitheater. That's what I know. No, no, no. He's saying no, Avi.
Look at all of it. It's great for Roman. And it's like a great hall of achievements. Um, look it up, Avi.
You got this. Pantheon. Pantheon. Is that?
Wait, I don't know if that's it. Let me go with that. Pantheon. That's a...
No. Pantheon. Guys, this is not a good start. This is dead air, essentially.
Yeah, Pantheon. That's what I... That was the exact same. Say it again.
I think that's the second thing that was there. I said Pantheon or Parthenon. Oh, he might have said Parthenon actually. I think Pantheon.
So among the great pantheon. I don't feel right, but we're going to move right along here. We're not going to get stuck on this guys. Not this early.
No. Um, big announcement coming at you live. We also have the game. We're pouring water today.
It doesn't get much more exciting than that. Look at that. Um, fans of great competitions rejoice. Show that frame again.
As part of the game. There it is. Look at the water. Look at the wave.
The four scores. What would you say is the sin equation on that wave function there, Dan? Uh, three. Correct.
Does it fall in? Just fall in it. The game is you blindfold yourself and only by hearing. You pour water into a container.
And see who can get it closest to the top without going over. Dan practiced a lot this morning which some might consider cheating. We'll see. He got a perfect boarding grenade.
Yeah, after 10 tries. No, I gotta say it was his first try. He didn't even dance it. It was 10 tries.
You don't have to do that, baby. Thank you. Oh, I was lying. I literally thought it was your first try.
Oh, what did you do? Why? Why did you think it was his first try? Why are you lying for free?
Because he literally walked up, and I could have sworn he just poured it, and he was good. Unless you were doing a part guy here, and just that good. Even Dan wrote it was his tenth try. Good, baby.
Lying for free. No, no, you're right. He's a pro. You can't thank him.
But anyway, that's a. It was practicing his not cheating. Why? Because he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's coming early.
He came in like at 6 a.m. And you've been pouring all day. All time. You could come in at any time.
You don't have to show up 10 minutes before we go off. You came in when the lights were off. Nobody was here and started pouring. But also we're having a great contest on Friday.
David, one of our new additions, great guy. Allegedly a good thrower. What's on ledge? We also had him.
Well, so anyway, I had long nails, and I was drunk. And we were throwing to Dunk Harley, or was it Eli? I don't know. Harley.
But I was not throwing very accurately, despite my reputation preceding me for being a great thrower. So David hit it on the second time, admittedly impressive. But I said, listen, if you can get shit face and wear long ass nails like I did, I will give you my IWC, my beautiful engineer, with the C-foam green dial. It's yours.
And that's what we're doing on Friday. So he's going to get shit face. He's going to put on long nails. And he's going to try to beat me in a throwing competition.
Now to a lot of strength. I got to tell you, I'll be rooting for David, because it would be funny. He's underdog. He's not really a guy.
He is. We know that he's good. But he has a big handicap with having to be drunk him wear the nails and everything. I would like to see him get your watch.
I wouldn't mind giving it to him. If he gets it, it's earned. Now that said, it won't be by chance. I don't know how good his chances are.
And I'll tell you why. I suggested to him the other day yesterday, actually, that man, that watches on the line. Like if that were me, I'd be going to the park and putting on some press on nails. He's like, why?
I don't need to do that. I think he's underestimating how difficult that's going to be. Because that's huge. It's bad.
It's bad. At least I want you to do your fingertips. It is. And I want you to do exactly what you did to me.
Like female something. Big, nuclear level, adhesive, long ass motherfuckers. Never mind the drunk thing. Big, Kruger's longer.
Longer than the first. We can have Kruger's stuff. We can have Kruger's stuff. Yeah.
Do you have some Cardi B nails? You just put those on them. It's not the same though. Give them the same.
Give them the same. You got the claws up there. Oh, we do. We have some pretty Kruger nails for him.
Hold him up. I don't see it. You mean like actual? Like actual?
Like actual? Maybe he could just wear these. Yeah. That'd be tough.
No complaining. Let's reduce the condition. Okay. That's a great way to bring in baseball season two, opening day is tomorrow.
Well, there it is. As planned. Right. I'm going to tell you what David, he has it.
He's a guy that respects and appreciates nice watches and I'd be happy to see it on his wrist. He did say he would sell it and split the profit with all of us. Whatever you want to say. Listen, it's his.
His decision. You give it on box papers all right? Yeah. What do I got to do with it once I give him the watch?
Sure. I guess the box, the papers. And I'll tell you the NSRP on that watch. I forget on the IWC engineer.
Someone look it up. I think it was like 12K. 12K. Maybe 14.
I don't remember. How long is it? I'm going to leave a blue. He's with three or four?
But I mean, it's a nice, that's a nice prize. Are you just that confident that he can't be you? Listen, I'm putting my money where my mouth is. Right.
I'm a great thrower. I don't think that you'll go back on. I think there's a chance he wins. I mean, I'm not going to discount him that this is the spirit of competition here, right?
I think I think he has a chance. I'm going to throw my best. I don't want to get him. Are you practicing?
No, I mean, I don't need to. Like David, we're kind of you. Neither you care enough to practice. It's not that.
You're born with it or you're you know what I mean? You're born with it or you're not. Do Olympians practice? No, there's no good.
I think they practice. Do you think that MLB pitchers practice, Dan? I think they practice. Or they rest and then show up like champs.
Confidence is the most important. Tom Brady, for example, one of the great throwers of our time, famously never practiced. Is that true? I don't know if I heard that.
Yes, I think he was a very lazy athlete. It's known about him. If I was David, I'd be at the park drinking right now, getting my drunk toss. Right, in order.
Get hungover. You're getting wasted all week and have amazing nails. And I'd just be... If I was David, I'd prepare the same way.
Just call him your mind, relax, get ready. But Friday is going to be a big, big day for the show. And it's not just one. We have four different events.
Oh, watches are getting away? Three. Three different events. And just a little teaser, Morgan.
We've got sort of a musical round. Hit the thing. We've got a thrilling... Accuracy?
Accuracy. We've got a... I don't know how much to spoil. I'm struggling right now.
It's going to be a fun surprise. Let's put it this way. There's going to be multiple throwing methods tested across multiple events. If he wins, it'll be deserved.
It'll be clear who the better thrower is. It's not going to be restricted just though. All throwing is the primary means of throwing. There will be other throwing methods tested within the competition as well.
And we can't say any more without giving anything. Just to an end, because it's going to be fantastic. I'm going to be making a big, hottest spaghetti. All right.
Is that M&M reference? No. So why are you making... That's like, knees are weak, spaghetti is ready.
Mom's spaghetti. Any time somebody mentions spaghetti, I think it's funny that your first thought is it must be an M&M. Well, because it's a song about preparing for a nerve-wracking competition. It's a showing competition.
Why are you preparing spaghetti? Something to do with one of the rounds. I'll tell you completely. We've said too much.
Stop! It's ridiculous. Well, anyway, we have a special announcement on top of all of those great things we're bringing to you this year. There's even more.
Our good friend of the show, Peter Jackson, actually, has something to say. Have you seen this yet? I have no idea what it is. I know it's about.
Okay. Fantastic. I'm all fitting it in the spirit with what you was represented. We intentionally left it vague.
He looks like he's been living in the Hobbit village. I've actually been watching the Tolkien lore videos on YouTube. Who's your favorite Tolkien lore, the YouTuber? I don't recall the names.
Oh, you know who's one guy? He's not a Tolkien lore guy, but he does... I forget his name is a channel, but he draws. He's a second incredibly great animator.
He draws things based on the author's original description, so he did one on Dune. He did one on Lord of the Rings. Oh, that's cool, yeah. That's cool.
That's a lot of views. The name escapes me. I'm sorry to him. Shout out to, like, Google it.
But if you Google it, you'll find out why he's the Pantheon of great YouTubers. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I mean, I'm somewhere on my own. That's true. Right. Here it is.
Well, hi everybody. I thought it was time to give you all a hunt for Gollum update. The first of many that will do little blogs along the way. Andy Sheikis has been designing the film.
He's gonna drink it and obviously play gone. You got a lot of the old chain baby. I think a gala movie. Yes.
Did we need that? I'm fully for it. Wait go on It's on movie based on what based on Andy circus wanting to play go this isn't lore based I you know this is an DLC. Yeah, because listen Jackson doesn't have a great Oh, you get record when he stir when he strays too far from more you're gonna love the rest of this day Oh, that's the how that was I fucking hated the habit so much.
I'm with you I'm not a fan and it must be the gen C in me, but I just if it's a universe I like I just want more more just slow turn that slop fucking false it on and I'll show it up I was telling the gang earlier, but one of Ali's biggest flaws is that she really likes the Hobbit movies I love it. They're so dumb. I agree and I mean have you read the Hobbit? I think maybe you've read it.
No, not you I think about how right we I forget you don't read books I forgot because I think if you've read it maybe I'm not trying to do like a book supremacy thing I'm not like I don't give a fuck like I like the movie dooms just as good as the book frankly It's not better in a different way. It's bad. It's more enjoyable. No, but the movie is just so bad.
No, it's just so stupid and bad But anyway, this is promising to be better. Let's see. Yeah, many faces and some new faces But and he's doing a terrific job. It's looking amazing.
The script is coming together really well And I think it's gonna be a really good film. I know it. Okay, there's not the only talking movie We've seen not super hyped. Well, wait until you get to be a really good decent film.
It'll be okay Yeah, well, he's not British. He's a New Zealander. They have a different scale on the hype meter there I think they're more jolly than they are a little bit more jolly I think he would be he'd be more high. He was pretty exuberant when he was talking about the old Lord of the Rings movies.
Yeah, bro Yeah, you could tell he was into it. All right. Well, he's a bit older and longer in the tooth as they say longer in the beard to use the Noming Teacher We've actually got a one another film that will be making after a god. No, so I Tell you a little bit about that.
Oh If you want to know get somebody else You can see for yourself. Hang on. Oh, yeah, what is it gonna be? Hello?
Oh, actually Colbert has legit Lord of the Rings shows. That was your reaction to that. He's like a I know I know he's a mega fan No, he I know I don't know where this is going, but I'll say at first my first reaction was like well He's legit. He's like mega.
He is a huge fan. Yeah, you're right Peter. Hey, Stephen. Hi.
How are you doing? Good? Good? I like what you're talking stuff on the wall here.
That's um, yeah, that's how I think this is part of the collection Well, yeah, I don't know if you know this Peter you did make the films, but I mean you're not talking right so Tundim you know, I mean like I feel like he thinks he's told You know I was just explaining to the folks about the next talking movie after Hunter and Golem and and the fact that we've Founded out what you can see why he's behind the camera. He's Jackson. Yeah, he is Like people used to always joke. It's like oh he's turning into a hobbit as he gets older Especially when he was making the Hobbit movies and buying the scenes, but now I guess kind of like in the movies He's turning into Golem My passion is what he taught when he's serious.
Yeah, it's like his obsession. Holy shit This is so meta his obsession with Lord of the Rings move on mirrors the obsession of Golem with the ring He can't move on move on you had your time with the franchise pass it on although whoever got it at Amazon also Fungled it so I don't know to be fair. He did try and pass it on to a Germot del Toro and it didn't work out They look similar is not funny. Yeah, they are same coated in the same font for sure What did Germot do with it?
Um it ended up getting delayed and then he had contractual obligations from some other movie that he had already done and it just ended up It was they didn't have a falling out or anything It just the timing didn't work out and yeah, I was like I want to make a movie about fucking another species inter-species sex And might have been that one. I don't know great. I mean that you could have done that in Lord of the Rings I would have been fine, too. Yeah moving right along Well, they did do that in Hobbit.
Yeah, I know a lot. Yeah, a lot I wrote that whole dwarf dwarf on elf Rome elf on human. I mean that's dinner species. Yeah, fair enough.
Whoa that bitch Yeah, I'm pretty happy about it Tell people what the story is as much as you want. Yep. Yep I will as much as I can um, you know what the books mean to me and what your films mean to me But the thing I found myself reading over and over again were the six chapters early on in the fellowship that y'all never developed Into the first movie back in the day that it's basically the chapter is three is company through fall on the barrow downs And I thought oh wait, that's like the super boring When that's like mega boring I mean it's got this Tom Bombadil and Obama those in the beginning. Okay, some referencing something And it's also they get attacked it could have worked in the movie they get attacked by some ghosts who my the nickel Mancer yeah, and you're full with the pronunciation.
It's not the necromancer It's it's the they they go into some graves and they get Boogie ghosts coming out of them, and that's where they find their swords including sting. Okay, so I totally forgot Yeah, so but it all got worked into other parts of the movie and it was fine to cut okay, so here it is That could be its own story that could fit into the larger story could we make something that was completely? faithful to the books while also being completely faithful to the movies that you guys had already made and I started talking over with my son Peter who's also a screenwriter and Gee, I got that job Steven Yeah, I'm just felled right into that, huh? All right, I would work especially as a framing device for that story and It took me a few years to scrape my courage into a pile to give you a call But about two years ago I did you liked it enough to talk to me about it and ever since then the two of us have been working with the brilliant Boyens on how to develop the story goofy name we recently took it to Richard Brenner at New Line and Pam and Andy and Mike de Luka and Warner Brothers And I could not be happier to say that they loved it and so that's where don't hate it I think Colbert has credentials to do this.
I feel like they haven't made it clear what the movies actually about it though On the prologue you described no, that's not what the movies. Oh cuz that sounded interesting. Yeah, okay working on Testing now you sure you've got the time though because you know that I did not think I would have the time as much as I Love it. I knew I couldn't do that and do the show at the same time, but it turns out I'm gonna be free starting this summer.
Don't tell me Colbert's like and I'll be playing Gandalf You catastrophe right there Television show and I've got to write a movie script, but I will see you all How could it not be about the prologue that was literally what he's like? Oh, I love this part. Let's write a script, right? So let me read you the official synopsis released by Warner Brothers and New Line, okay?
The film will be set 14 years after photo left the show That's not canon for the Grey Havens and follow Sam Mary and Pippin as they reunite for a new adventure Nah meanwhile Sam and daughter will embark on a journey of her own there right there Why the fuck did you do that even fair is right? I see good to the Lord, you know how it ended all the interesting characters exited the story and what was left is Sam Sam to have sex with his Well, hobbit his little hobbit wife. I'll be respectful It's not she's not my type, okay, and have his little hobbit kids and live a normal life That's what was the whole point. He was meant to live a normal life You know as they said in big Lebowski to live you know a simple life for us sinners, right?
On behalf of all of us. Mm-hmm. Yeah, something like that It's like a fun stoner movie with Mary Pippin and Tom Bombadilly And they're like the smoking way why the fuck would they do? That's like the dumbest thing I've ever heard even tell him the name of the movie It's called shadow of the past shut up Colbert few a quick if you click the Lincoln discord I sent looks like Ian McCallen might be a part of this too really maybe that wouldn't make any sense because Gandalf left Yeah, I sent that one above that Gandalf left well I'm not kidding with all of the interesting characters.
They all sailed away chat is saying this is gonna be fanfiction Yeah, it is sounds like what what's link are you want me to? I'm the one that I sent here. I'm nice here. I watch it There's a very small chance that it will be good very very soon.
There was a point in my life. What the This is Gandalf's new role I Hope he gets to do a lot more roles before he dies because he's getting old but he's I love him and everything God can you imagine he's like he is Gandalf? IRL literally Gandalf's new outfit This is what Gandalf does when he puts his his um staff up and ties put his hair up Yeah, you know You know what? Suspenders in Beret and you don't think Gandalf has has free time yeah Yeah, Gandalf also famously gay Can't on a plea exactly I'm also hearing he's gonna be Magneto again in the next event love me.
Love it Magna what Magneto and Avengers? Yeah, he's in a doomsday. There's a trailer for them already Is that in the same you know they're doing like multi a Do it enough stuff. Yeah, I've completely lost track.
It's a bit string frank. Let's check it out What's the other big movie coming out at the same time the dude do I'm all over that? Oh, yeah Doin and Avengers are coming out on the same like weekend. I just finished I was a good shot winning First day at the the iMac screens so I just feel like I'm watching dude I don't know many people that would pick there's a lot of dorms and doofuses a lot less than there used to be though Like people aren't invested in the Marvel shit like anymore doing is kind of highbrow It's like artsy and I mean it's it's your universe So you claim to a lot of people enjoy it, but it's not Marvel's very like spoonfied like a thriller Well the advantage Marvel has is that's full on the style should be to bring back like everybody.
No, it's not But I don't care it's not buying me. I want more po want the My Don't say his name that's his private name Not for the likes of you It sounds really interesting to the doin 3 eyes kind of been looking at the trailer now is this sick It's I'm so excited. Yeah, I'll wait but definitely I'm children's car. I'm signing off.
So this okay He's bad. He's the bad man. I'm glad he's still working man. Never stop.
I don't think this related to the Lord of the Rings though Hmm. No, it's not unfortunately I just came up on my feet and I was very young. Shout out. Yeah, he's the great.
Yeah, okay I mean, I don't like this at all. This is so stupid. Samwise by himself is not an interesting character at all Yeah, well and also it's just or his daughter for pricing. We're going even separating it by a general generation A hobbit story without magic is bullshit.
Nobody fucking cares about the hobbits without magic There's no magic in Middle-earth. What is he gonna pick flowers and plant carrots? We have fucking break. I'm out anyway moving on Well, yeah, it was I don't even have the right.
It's not disappointing because I wasn't expecting anything, but it's just like it is disappointing It's like why are you guys doing that? What are you doing that? But there's all there's actually really cool more Lord of the Rings Lord that could be explored But not this sure yeah, I mean the reality of why they're doing it since it's so one of others doesn't use the rights That's the only reason okay, but even still like Colbert really you this is your big fucking chance and they have a fan fake about Samwise What do you mean about what do you mean about that? When you own movie rights studio specifically they have a time limit of like when how often they have to make a movie Not that it goes back and whoever owns Lord of the Rings can resell the rights to different studio.
Yeah, is that just like a law or is it? No, it's part of the contract. That's a like a standard copyright or like an option a story by the studio right Everything you can buy a bunch of things and hold on to it right right right This speaking of another film the Lion King we've dabbled in this story a bit over the week It's going up and so thank you the composer who's taking the show way too seriously suing the comedian for 24 million or something like that and serves him during his During a set I personally believe this is 100% real you do know why okay? I wasn't gonna I was gonna wait until we watch it, but yeah, it's earlier and I think he's lying It's a it's a perfect well I haven't watched so I watch like I watch half of it and I was like Listen someone who's down below someone who's done in envelope.
He never opens the envelope Well the way he served and the person told him you've been served if this is how it happens I'm telling you I feel like the first instinct would be to like confirm that it is what you think I think he's been waiting for this to happen and the thing is it's a perfect place to serve someone because you know exactly where they are They're on camera. They can't deny it, you know, let's watch The guy saying you're being served yeah, yeah, I personally believe it's real oh This is for I did a joke about the life waiting he's been waiting for it Guys probably talked to the lawyers like you have to wait to get served wait for service They're probably gonna cut they prep him they're gonna come to your house your apartment or find you somewhere where they know You're gonna be in there gonna give you serve you the papers waiting for it. Oh my god I know they do deliver it and envelope like that they do on March. Yeah, I mean You just gotta accept no name no nothing up.
No blank envelope Hey, I mean at this point I'm with Fuck the way Probably could raise pretty good defense fun probably yeah You know this I was watching the lion king and my question was why do these lions have American accents? I did like in Africa That's a good joke honestly, I didn't notice that oh the monkey does the other good the month The profit he does have a lot of your feet here. That is a fucking good observation Wow this sort of thing upside to this is that all of us is pretty good for his like exposure. Yeah and career Yeah, that's why I was suspicious.
He does seem he does seem a bit razzed. I guess I guess a little bit Yeah, I was kind of thinking that I think it's real I think it's real. Yeah, maybe convincing me I'm not entirely convinced either way, but yeah, he does seem either he's a good actor He does right he doesn't seem a little he's not like oh let me be my prepared bit because he now He's rehashing because he's like yeah, I go the reason I was leaning towards real is because that's such an easy place to serve Exactly. You know exactly where they're gonna be at what time easy yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's also also very convenient bit Like I would do that if I was getting sued as a comedian right I don't know if I would fake it I mean that's it that's a different thing that might be an issue frankly if he's fake it I might be an issue for the loss of it's about different.
Yes, like what you know I don't know that necessarily that would be I understand I understand exploiting it for all of the No, but you that makes up less you can get from it. There's there's a flaw in that logic, right? It's like this guy's threatening to sue me for defamation I'm gonna lie and say that he sued me or serving that almost gives him more ammo to sue you for defamation Well, it well he is suing him it is filed, but he would add this right as another claim right for sure knowing how Listen I know I have a gluten-allenged anxiety I would serve This is an ironically very great thing for this guy's career though because I've watched a ton of content of this guy I don't know the fuck he is until yeah, but he's like a laugh actor I know that you know probably selling tickets shit good for yeah, yeah, I mean more What a name Lean more yeah, and I was very confused I just thought I was putting two words together, but that is a name apparently or lean he explains it You know, but it's ironic people always try telling me less it's learn. It's not lean.
It's learn more Oh, it's gonna say you do a good deal with the young lean leaner um, or lean here it is I can't be real personally, but hey, I know there's a lot of skeptics in this office and I should be we should be skeptical But what'll be living that's right you think Epstein killed himself hell no No, we talk about Palm Beach Pete on the show yet. No, I'll make a bold prediction right now Let's we'll talk about it But I'll tell you a bold prediction right now for Palm Beach Pete whoever's behind that is the same people behind boy Rob and I believe it's Nathan Fielder. Yeah, I was saying the same thing to my You had the domain not Epstein or the the at which now is removed so it could be a season Yeah, that account the not Epstein account got bad. No, no What's on does that maybe that's part of the plot point on the show because they might they would have had if listen if this is Someone pulling strings it has to be because this guy who's playing this character.
He's not a comedian He's just a strange old dude. Yeah, like a Craigslist actor Yeah, cuz and act like that would be very expensive I that's why I think they would have to have gone through probably Instagram You do have to go through Instagram officially to transfer a handle you do Not if you buy it because technically if you buy it you can get a band if you reach out to Instagram You're not meant to buy the engine Trape the name I bought it. I bought a domain and I did it and Instagram lay it lays on it Yeah, but you do have a copyright for it. Okay, so that would probably accept that if you have if you want a corporate I don't know how they enforce it but I look at the TOS You know if Nathan Fielder comes to your office.
Yeah, I think that's right. You make it happen Yeah, anyway more about this guy's name cuz it cuz uh shout out to learn more That's a hell of a name learn more Yeah Click here to learn more shit. Here's a the Palm Beach Pete thing for people that don't know about Palm Beach Pete And I watch this or a video of a local man driving down I 95 who people say looks just like Jeffrey Epstein the clip spreading quickly online Sparking double takes and even fueling conspiracy theories, but tonight I be scared I mean that video is speaking out. You know what you said in mind It is a little too like perfect.
It's got a convertible top down and the way he's like And well, there's videos him talking like hey, it's me not Epstein. I'm uptown Pete or whatever fucking name is I'm on beach Yeah, it's like man in that real And it's a crazy phenomenon that has one really viral Yeah, but what started as a double take this is a native fielder bigger Yeah, it's such an interesting theory And I guess I do see the through line with the boy throughout thing that the whole season could be about Like engineering virality. Yeah, we got both of these right. He's got no He's got to tip that yeah, he does he needs to come into the studio He needs to come in for an interview if we call these the that was too much Hmm not I think it's great for the um show.
I think it would be fucking hilarious because I want to be famous Yeah, or I doubt it I bet it was like this because they found a guy that looks like Epstein had to do a casting call They probably want to do a lot of people to find this guy. Yeah, I probably did a Craigslist that's how they used to do things They were just put up like something like do you want to do this? But this guy looks a lot like Epstein like you don't come across someone that looks that much like Epstein without great effort in my opinion You think he might just be Epstein you might be I'm between Nathan Fielder finds Epstein and puts him up to look at that look how similar they look that's crazy Would this be the perfect cover you intentionally and near a viral moment Epstein's alive. He's in Palm Beach He wants to go back to his normal life, but he's way too recognizable So you engineer a whole viral moment of this Palm Beach Pete or whatever.
Yeah, it's just like isn't it crazy? I look like him. Huh now everybody sees that guy is just like oh, it's Palm Beach Pete They say the safest one of the safest places in the lines then there you go. There you go.
Oh, I'm done with learn more I'm gonna learn more about Epstein up to the town Pete go ahead They're saying that crosses a line This is all great for the show. I mean I hope it's part of the show. It's very funny I'm not appropriate to drop it off. It'll like addressing it head on He's a very bad person what he did obviously then why would and I'm alive then why would you get a handle not Epstein?
By the way, and why would this guy's a boomer? He doesn't know how to get a handle like that. That's exactly what I thought I said give me that whole video of him being like Hey guys, it's me up town Pete. I'm not up to name up town.
Whatever the fuck And he just happens to live in the same city Yeah, that's yeah, he lives in Palm Beach that party was on Jimmy Kimmel yesterday. Oh, that's so suspicious I even more suspicious well friends. That's where you saw me boy throw right that's where he got on The dots are connecting I think we might be right Dude Yeah, we might be right and I why in that leak that insider message we read they said it's coming out not until 2027 So we have a bit of time unfortunately, but we're on the record. Yeah, we're eyes open and we're on your ass Yeah, don't palm beach look at this is a fake issue ever.
This is a comedian. Everybody. This is Palm Beach Pete There's a comedian behind this Florida. Yeah, I want to thank everybody for the positive comments.
I got yeah I'm not Jeffrey Epstein. I'm just Palm Beach Pete going to play some tennis today So going to town have lunch. I'm so not Jeffrey Epstein I'm just me being me and it's a crazy phenomenon that has went really viral And I really appreciate all the support and just want to reiterate on Peter from Palm Beach have nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein He's a very bad person what he did obviously and he is dead and I'm alive Yeah, I mean come on. Yeah I'll tell you one thing I know for sure this guy is not behind whatever this is Mm-hmm.
There's no show here was on a this weird comedy podcast very early on almost at the same time as they're planting Yeah, there's yeah, there's and that's what threw me off about boy. I was like there's no way these three guys They're genuine. Sorry. I'm totally with you.
We're on your ass. Keep trying Nathan This is my true calling. Mm-hmm Nathan Fielder investigators Alright shout out to Palm Beach Pete look forward to seeing him come in at 2027 It's actually a thoughts about these baggage handle which the LAX on No music. Thank you.
That was I'm a bop though. I'm you touch it. Oh, no, it's that's copyright. Yeah.
Come on now This guy first of all why just so many guitars and one Man, yeah, I was a band. Oh, listen listen some of those cases are hard which is good some of them are a little soft I'm like if you're checking that in on an airplane in a soft case. That's kind of crazy business 100% right Yeah, you got to expect that thing is gonna get hand out this guy's obviously being a dickhead Oh, he's not being paid. Is that why he's doing this why wouldn't he be being paid because of the government shot up?
He'll just yes, yes, yes, yes, I'll get paid. Okay. Yeah, I don't know if it's related though But I feel like it's on the owner of the guitars the plan you need a fat thick motherfucking case they make flight cases Yeah with TSA locks on them because even if you're not throwing it around right It's gonna get shit piled on I mean you know, yeah, it's gonna jiggle around in the cargo Yeah, because like the people that are handling it. They're not gonna be like oh, that's a guitar I'm gonna be careful.
Yeah, they just created his baggage, so so I mean the guys a dickhead, but this soft case That's crazy. You obviously whoever's guitar. This is obviously doesn't care that much about it, right? I'll be honest.
I'll be honest probably a cheap guitar It looks like a tailor gig bag which like they're higher-end guitars, but regardless like if you're the owner of the instrument You got a plan for this there's cases that like you will not damage that guitar inside right? Tomorrow you seem to have a strong reaction Why just know that you should not be checking your guitar, so you agree with us? Yeah, yeah, okay So there it is who expected that so this I don't know who added this to the dog But I saw this morning and then there was another video going around a few months ago of this Country singer that American Airlines like totally destroyed her guitar Because they forced her to check it. She put it in the right case.
No and the clips under the it's in the dog added it She they forced her to check it and it was in a gig bag which is one of those soft cases well Mmm, would you expect to be able to carry on a guitar? I don't know if you're flying like first class I don't even think if you do that where do you put it they would put it in a coat rack are you what are you? Are you an expert you're like a how do you know all this? I flew with a guitar.
Oh you play guitar. I think we all you know you jiggle the strings I don't like to strum it, but I like finger picking tomorrow says it's drumming your anti-strumming. Do you think it's weird? It makes me feel weird Is that right?
It's seriously went to strum the guitar. It just feels like such a happy action and I'm not that happy You're brook prefer to brood you can brood my strong. What the fuck is this? Well, just how it what do you mean?
Okay, I think it's how I feel It's setting me a little bit. It's a outrageous that you think that you can't brood in strongly happy go lucky to strumming guitar That's how I feel Dan free train free train coming so fast never that I know that song you do yes, of course I do it's a very emotional song. I'm pretty sure that's a strummer. Oh that actually might be Right right right right.
Yeah, that might be a Probably is and if it is a strumming she wasn't strumming. Oh, it might actually be a picker You see wait did you fly first? No, but I forced them to put it in the first class coat rep you that's good. You are sort of like that.
What kind of case was there? A soft one. Yeah, so I knew if they said no that I was fucked right, but it was not like it I mean it's just gonna crap. I'm not gonna get claimed.
It's like a hundred years old on a I'm gonna cry wait is this is a lot of her they can't they can't claim this right? It's like literally a hundred years old I don't know I mean Check it's that Know this song because I'm have depression Queen of the guitar well, let's just wait for them you can put up the sounds like oh Yeah, it's a picker she's a picker all right Train coming so fast Please don't tell them which train I'm on Hmm that's called finger picking right yeah, yeah, so I like that you don't play pole chords now You gotta bring I gotta hear what you're up to nothing good. Okay. I guess not them This I'm gonna get claimed these fuckers are probably gonna guess what's the story about this song?
I'm not familiar, but she's just a she's a musician from way back in the day Mm-hmm, and she's like a self-taught like post slavery. Oh, I Folk icon Elizabeth Cotton. Oh, I'm gonna have to research Self-taught herself how to play guitar and banjo being left handed she flipped the right-handed guitar upside down and as such played with the strings reversed Elizabeth Cotton style is unique and talent undeniable The dead thing is the cover though there you go She sure influence roots are deep as they serve and hopefully not claims because they should have old as fuck Claimed my who I'm gonna send right now. I think it's a lot of all the claim this is visibility is okay, so oh But hold on okay, whatever no hold on is it my being monetized by them.
No, it's green So it's not being copyrighted. It's just being claimed which is a new type of thing I've seen and basically it says a threat we're here Your channel is not a copyright strike and you can you can still monetize it normally But if you go like if you go further from 1978 and maybe that's not one of it. That's not a If you go further into the claims is it possibly could affect well, they just write them okay? Anyway, it's a great song to check it out.
Why are we talking about this? I would just think I don't like how it feels when I personally strum a guitar that was all maybe just We didn't strum enough probably I guess whatever that means let's do a lesson. I'll teach you some good strumming Enough about strumming Soon soon soon. So don't talk about some true.
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Love them. All right, so um this girl's guitar got broken And we're so sorry about that. But again who try as a professional musician even if they made you check it Well, why the fuck would you travel with a soft bag right if you're a professional? Musician why would you even have a soft bag?
Well for local gigs like they make cases with like you can put two guitars in them So you can just get him on your back your back. It's like all convenient But like who gives a fuck about a little extra convenience not for like a long distance if you have like a 10 000 plus dollar guitar I mean, yeah, yeah, I agree. So anyway, let's see what she has to say Is she like a big artist? I don't know It's not pretty vibrant me with two people at a long so whose side are they on Who's they?
I don't know. He is actually did one viral. Oh, good. People are totally on her side Okay, well, let's see let's flip that on its head if we can And when I got to the counter I have a backpack here.
I'm like, I'm so annoying right now. This is literally my baby Well, right? Clearly not you would have invested in a better case. I mean how much is a hard case like a basic one that can protect you?
You know like a couple hundred bucks. Yeah, yeah, and how much is this guitar worth this Gibson? Uh the hummingbird um a grand nine grand. That's easy math Especially if you're flying 200 bucks hard goes guys.
What are we doing? You know at a certain point we need personal responsibility here guys You're flying. They're not famous for taking handle your ship uh delicately, right? Come on Unless she took the guitar and slammed it on the fucking ground like Jimmy Hendrix I don't know.
Let's hear what she's saying. I'll stop. We're looking at it Brought me over to a little scissor To prove to me that it didn't fit in the carry-on. Well, of course it doesn't it's a guitar Was like she just cell phoned again.
She's like it doesn't fit in the carry-on. Of course it doesn't fit in the carry-on again. Why is it a soft bag? Do the math lady?
Even if you're carrying it on and you're putting it in the overhead bin. You'd still want it. Okay. Yeah I travel a lot.
I would never I've never seen anyone yet to bring anything large into the plane as a carry-on They're very very very strict. Yeah, it's never tomorrow. It's made of scene in the midst of tomorrow's about got that got that was that international like I should be it No, it wasn't I'll be fair when I was moving from Israel to America I brought a guitar and they did put it in the coat. Yeah, yeah, however I do think that's a space availability.
Yes, and it is a risk because yeah, if it's full they'll say no and then I think what planes have coat hangers I've never seen one, but I know they got that's like Delta. I was on L. All which is the Israeli one They I think they all have like little closet. Yeah, it's a first is in the first-class area like it's not for us Not for the flex.
I see. Okay. We're definitely not counting it though for our viewers I'm some dumbass with a cheap guitar. That's how I was right at $10,000 guitar.
You bet your ass that'd be a hard yes A little more careful. Come on. Okay I told her there's a regulation where you're required to allow pass a hundred bring it into my own So you just buy a seep tarp. That's a good point.
That's what I would do. That's cheaper than $8,000 But they would most likely not like that. I could see them being annoying about that because it won't be strapped down properly You can see about it. Well anyway, what regardless?
We're all dying anyways, man regardless. There's a there's not several other better ways, right? Yeah, that she could handle this she goes there's a rule that you have to let a person bring it in. Sure.
I mean that can't be true. What about a Trump phone they bring we bring in a trombone on the If you call them in on with you. Oh wait, so many comments that I'm a flight attendant. Yes, we have coat hangers even for economy I think that is probably airline specific.
I don't think that's true of all airlines But either way you don't bring it. Well, I saw some people saying all airplanes have coat hangers that cannot be true regardless It's really space dependent and I wouldn't expect to be able to put my guitar. It's not a cult. I think they need to start putting guitar on airplanes because this can't keep happening.
Can we just wrap them to the roof? It's gonna rack like a roof rack. Yeah, it seems like yeah, there's a camera up there too. You can have a look up right Um, anyway, I don't know and she said we have to get check it and I fought her on it for a while This uniform that all the girls wear is like It's so weird.
I I want to a concert. There's probably like two years ago At LA live, which is like the big area by where the Lakers play and everything in the Microsoft theater And we were seeing something at the Microsoft theater. There was some country concert I don't remember who at the staple center slash crypto arena and snap call Um, and so our concert was one thing that country concert there were I'm really not exaggerating Like 5,000 people out front wearing that exact outfit. Yeah, they were all wearing the same thing That's the country girl like that.
Like allie and I were like, is this like Is this like a thing that this specific thing base? It's like it's a country girlie But it's like it's the jeans the denims the white dog that hat and blonde curly hair It's uh all of them. It's wild. Coachella though.
What's the country festival called? They do the week out stagecoach. Yeah, that's like the vibe. Yeah.
Yeah, I will say though Like music fans. I've noticed all dress in a lot of genres all dress the same because I've noticed Yeah, like I don't know exactly what the hard rock people they all just are wearing like a black tee They all got the black band to farm hands. Yeah, they all look this in form. Yeah.
Yeah, they're loving. Yeah, I see what you're saying That's fair. What do glovers wear gloves probably? Is that finally joined the community?
Happy free mozzie. I'm happy you found a place to belong Beautiful She made me get juggies. This is what I am I'm sorry. I just fucked up better.
You're talking about the crying is now Jack. I'm no luthier, but um, oh nice vocab We're dude, but I feel like I'm that does look like a pretty severe break But I feel like there's some probably some repairs that could make that replayable Yeah, so this yeah, so there this happened a few months ago. I think it was September of last year Um, Gibson CEO reached out to her Offered her new guitar and they offered to repair the one she's that's correct Yeah, so you know my point is you can repair this yeah, yeah, if you take it to a qualified luthier luthier I can talk repair Anyway, this is not there's so much going on in the world right now. This doesn't seem I'm not buying this.
I'm not liking this. I'm not liking this one bit to be honest. Sorry Fuck, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, is this a couple. Why is it?
Is this a couple no she's asking world where to why she in his lap because that's great for you. That's great for you It's good for audio like um maybe his leg was cold. This is she's pain or dude. She's our dad.