Oh Shoot that in the air son. Let them know we're out here. That's how we do it here. It's leftovers.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are all domestic terrorists. I'm joined today by Yison Piker who was recently banned from the internet for expressing deeply anti-semitic No, actually as a matter of fact, if I was saying anti-semitic things, I'd be totally fine on the internet It's that I was addressing the anti-semitic commentary and criticizing it As ironic as that may sound, I was actually talking about how like Nazis don't really care about free speech And they just lie and act like they care about free speech, but they love banning people They love They love utilizing whatever mechanism that's against free speech they can, like there's no principles there Anyway, and then I got banned like 10 minutes after You were streaming, Kanye's on his Nazi world tour Yeah, yeah, he's doing competitive racism on like Gavin McGinnis' show Gavin wants famous to put a dildo in his butt to own the lives I'm not even kidding Leader of the Proud Boys, creator of the white supremacist, domestic terrorist group Proud Boys But like, they're super lame Well, what would make them cooler? Like, I think if they didn't have like a ceremony where they like kind of tickle you And you have to name five cereal brands That's a little Y'all think I'm joking, but that's very real That's literally Frosted Flakes, Luxembourg, Life Nowhere Five other divorced, you know, dads who are like 32 Will beat you in, like they'll jump you in, like the Bloods and Crips But that's actually their initiative I don't know about their breakfast cereal, but they punch each other and then Yeah, well you have to name five conventional breakfast cereal brands Yeah, I mean, that's Gavin McGinnis' group, of course, could be whack as fuck They're like, you know, they're proud misogynists Who want to defend the Western superiority, like Western supremacy Why not, like, favorite whey brands or something like that? No, it's just cereal, because they're whack as fuck Alright, well, so anyway, you're watching yay on Gavin McNewsom's show Gavin McNewsom Gavin, the Newsom Gavin McNewsom Gavin McNewsom wishes he was as hot as Gruesome Newsom, okay?
Yeah Anyway, I was watching that, and I was criticizing it And then they found out that I was watching it And like, Asim Gold, they watched it before me, like, to completion Earlier in the day Oh, that's a fine-looking man And he had, like, even more viewers than I did Anyway, yeah, he is hot Break me off a piece of that And yeah, they heard about it, and they very directly The CTO, like, the chief technology officer or whatever Of Censored.tv Personally copy-struck me And no one else on the platform And now what I find interesting, again, is they were streaming onto a website Called Censored.tv Do you find that ironic? No, I mean, it just That is exactly what it is They just lie They don't give a shit about free speech Yeah, so this guy was banned on all platforms They made a website called Censored.tv Because they're, of course, the only people Who are actually in favor of free speech I thought it was free speech And went and DMCA'd your stream So, like, actually, you were originally banned for 48 hours Yeah I feel it, yeah Okay, that's nice Yeah, it was nice But I didn't even stream for that duration I'm going to be live after this So, actually, it's still a 48-hour one for me on my end Because I was playing Valorant the entire day Well, that was nice You got a little break Or do you like it when you're getting banned a little bit? No, I hate it But, you know, I had gotten on my Valorant grind So I was like, fuck it Like, I'm just going to keep it going What flavor we got in here? Black Cherry, that's what I fuck with Oh, no Alright, let's see Hit that, bro Hassan asked for some G Fuel to hit him in the morning What the fuck?
That's fucked up I'm testing you, bro I got two words for you, man There you go It's fucked up that they have this market supremacy That I just say that Because it's all about gamer sup And that's why we're here Is to honor the great brand Gamer sup That's the main reason we do this show This is why I wake up every day And guys, use code H3 so they don't get mad at me Jesus Christ How is that good, right? It's actually surprisingly not bad The Black Cherry is everything And fuck G Fuel Some of the other ones I've had were not as good Oh, you know, not for me at least I agree, to be honest Some people have refined palates, you know I don't have one of them I do have a refined palate And I can really parse the flavors of the gamer sup powder And I've come to the conclusion that Black Cherry is everything I don't know how the fuck Kanye had this thing on his face Where his eyes and his mouth were covered I think it's like a designer thing He can see through it and breathe fine It's like a nice fabric Yeah That's like a heavy This sucks I don't know how the IRA did this for so long I guess, you know, living under British occupation Forces you to learn a lot Forces you to tough it up, yeah So are you good at Valorant? Are we making good use of this time? No, I'm fucking dog shit at Valorant I've been playing one agent I've been playing Raze And he's kind of technical And kind of hard to play But I tried a new agent yesterday KO I was playing alright with it I'm just not good at it It just sucks It makes me so mad Well, you're old Yeah, literally Once you're over like 26 You just start sucking At multiplayer video It's not the same It's just not the same You ate y'all at 26 I'm still juicing, bro You're juicing at what?
My problem is I started playing on the PC again At like 26, 27 That was my issue Yeah, you're handicapped Yeah Bro, find me a professional Find me a professional StarCraft 2 player Who's over the age of like 22 They age out, bro You need that elastic brain You know what I mean? You need that insane god Thank God do Thank you We're here to talk about the decline Of our great nation And what do we do about it? I want streaming So, did you get Yeah, no, you're good at streaming Yeah, for sure No, I want streaming Oh, yeah, you want streaming Yeah, no, that's cool Ethan's not even listening to me today He's just like rushing He's like, I need to talk about the news Goddamn Yeah, you want to stream me Well, I was I mean, it was good to be there That's good, yeah And I saw you there Yeah, we hung out I have actually a short clip of us meeting And having a good time at the streamings Here we are meeting that night Wonderful Oh, my God, Ethan, you made it, dude That's crazy Yeah, children Like, I really thought That you would not make it To an event like this We haven't chilled in a while, bro I know we hosted a podcast together Yeah, we haven't chilled in a while Oh, so lovely Okay, I gotta go Bye, Ethan Yeah, I thought it was a little rude How you cut me off there But it's okay, you were busy You're an award winner And I get it You had places to be Yeah, we haven't chilled in a while, man That was cool I guess it means nothing to you This podcast doesn't count, huh? Well, first of all Why?
Because I didn't go to streamings And this bullshit This is the five-time being nominated For podcast of the year Who went over? Call me Call someone daddy Oh, okay Daddy, call daddy She's hot Daddy Okay But, uh, so what? She deserves to beat us? I mean, no I'm a part of the podcast I'm a part of the H3 family I know, yeah You should be mourning our loss more, bro I get it Call her daddy Don't start your car tomorrow I heard you're disrespecting The H3 podcast production studio Oh, shit Yeah, okay That's a joke That's a joke It's too late, bro The quartering's already tweeted that No, I mean, they're gonna say Like, he did a The quartering's gonna clip that And be like Hassan Piker With, like, three S's Like, making a joke about IRA-style car bombing The Call Her Daddy podcast Are we allowed to actually So let me get this straight Uh, Andrew Tate was banned on YouTube But Hassan is allowed to threaten people's lives That actually happened to me I'm taking this off Yeah, you take it off Dude, you piss off the funniest goobers With your Christian tweet Oh, yes It's crazy I actually didn't see that one coming I gotta be honest I did that hair shake For all the ladies watching Leftovers Leftovers chat It's Maybelline Yeah, so did you Well, let's go back a little bit So you got banned Did you hear did Gavin acknowledge it?
Was there anything Or it's just whatever You move on It did Well, they, like, retweeted Some other fucking, like Weird Nazi guy Who was like We caught him Like, that was I assume that's how they speak You can watch that free speech That TV later tonight Yeah I'm gonna stop dissing the Nazis all the time I think that's right I think you need to I mean, that's basically what, like, Twitch did Twitch, this is two for two now Last year around this time Twitch capitulated to, like, white supremacists And their coordinated mass, you know Banning campaign Where they were crying about the word cracker Oh, man And then this December is not my month, man August is August and December Two months of the year Where I just always get caught In some controversy Yeah, so And now it's happening on Twitter Just for an example Like, I'm still banned, right? I mean And there's been this whole Oh, wait, it's not this There's been this whole Wait, what? Oh, here What do you mean? H3 Predicatons This is what?
Predicatons Predicatons This, Andrew Tate, is free from His Twitter ban, thankfully It's very nice about that And, of course, I'm still banned But that's okay Podcaster Ethan Klein says We'll perform a mock execution of Jesus On Christmas Day Dedicated in Netflix I bet your ass I'm going through, bro It'd be funny if we got banned for that That's an insane thing No, no shot Yeah, yeah I don't know if you guys remember the clue So you could sit in your parents' basement And cry about it And I'd do it again Give me the spirit Uh-oh On one hand, the Jews were supposed to kill Jesus Bro, I mean, I don't think the Jews killed Jesus Whatever, I don't even You know what I mean, whatever I'm just talking about what's in your fucking psychosis Getting mad at that is literally, like Saying, like, I'm going to recreate the Big Bang And then people will be like, what? You're going to destroy the whole universe? Or like, uh, like, asteroids Asteroids that destroy the dinosaurs Like, whoa, it's a mass extinction event He's saying it It's like, bro, what? Yeah, well, Andrew Tate tweeted out the clip And he says, what will Christians do?
Nothing Because he's Muslim now He's ready to go jihad on me No, he's just, he's just a He's a Muslim man now So he's saying, like, you know He's goading the Christians He's saying, like, y'all don't take action Like, you don't take matters into your own hands Yeah, no, he's pro-jihad He wants the crusade back Okay, jihad technically means struggle I'm not going to get further into it But there's a more complicated My struggle? No, no, no Like, jihad is like a It's not like a holy war No, no, no That's what I call it Because you're American Okay, so what should I call it then? No, he's just, he's just a bitch Whatever, Andrew Tate You sure you want me to talk about jihad Is that a time like this? Yeah, I mean, so the IRA would be What they did was a jihad, technically Yeah, I was going to say G-Fuel's never First of all, I mean, he's a cool terrorist Come on These are the white terrorists Well, not only that But also they're, like, anti-English So Right, okay, Lizzie Unbox Yeah Yeah, so over this joke But am I wrong or is he He's basically He's saying, like, you'll do nothing Like, your Christians are His whole thing is, like, he's a top-ji And the only g is Allah and Muhammad is his prophet, right?
I've been Muslim, by the way, for two weeks Yeah, so now he's, like You know, welcome, welcome to the brotherhood Andrew Brother Andrew So, he, uh He's just, like, first of all He's a Westerner So, like, his understanding of Islam as a revert He's going to be, like, very orientalized to begin with Which is ironic Because this is one of those things Like, these guys see, like Islam as, like, a non-cucked religion Right Because it's, like, kind of The only religion that has Out of the Abrahamic ones Is, like, mostly practiced in the Middle East Rather than in the Western world And a lot of the most fundamentalist Right-wing conservative Muslims Also see Islam in these countries As a proximity Like, it's from Western liberal capitalism You know what I mean? They see it as, like, either an emancipatory force Like they do in Iran You know what I mean? That's why you have the Iranian regime Or they basically see it Like, practicing it as, like, something That is freeing them from Western liberal capitalism Which is soy And gay And cucked Gay And while there is truth to that Like, Western liberal capitalism Is, like, very soy and very cucked Maybe, dare I say gay Not as a pejorative Gay These guys Are you gay? Their understanding of Islam is monolithic And resembles, like, Sam Harris' way of understanding it But he thinks that's a positive Yeah, he loves that That's the thing He's like, yeah, you know Four wives And being all of them And also Sharia And doing jihad And if somebody jokes about our prophet We kill them Yeah, that's, like, that's kind of, like, you know That's his analysis of the situation Like, the way that Westerners imagine Islam As, like, some Like, as a monolith of ultra-conservative Yeah, there He sees that as, he's like That's what I like Yeah, exactly That's why he's, like, no longer He doesn't want to be a cucked guy He doesn't want to be, like, a cucked religion follower So that's why he found God In, you know, in the glory of Allah Yeah, so Christians will do nothing But hopefully, if you want to prove yourself You can come harm me I mean, I think he wants someone to hurt me, no?
What the fuck, Ethan? If you get, like Dude, that's what this tweet said Bro, if you get harmed over, like, the lamest Like, oh my God This is, this is not even, like, your NRA moment You know what I mean? This is, like, the wackest thing That anyone could ever get mad about No, but I think what I learned Looking through the tweets Which I'll open now Is that I tapped into The craziest motherfuckers out there Yeah, no, you pissed off, like You pissed off people who, like Are ultra-Christian But also incredibly online Here is, um The quartering, you can understand You can bet Even Keemster didn't even tweet this one, I think Bro, it's so, because it's so fucking stupid It's like getting mad If you said, like, I'm gonna kill the Easter bunny Yeah, well, the quartering did tweet it out He said, Ethan Klein is added again This is a clip that went viral On Christian Fascist Twitter Ethan Klein says he's playing a mock execution For Jesus Christ For Christmas Give me the hammer and the spike I'm putting his ass up Even Hassan seems uncomfortable That's my favorite They always put this weird thing on you guys Like, uh The whole crew was so uncomfortable Yeah, no, I was so terrified And Ethan said he's gonna execute Jesus Christ, bro Yeah He's been dead for, like, over 2,000 years, guys Don't worry I just kind of knew That this is what was gonna happen Yeah, but I don't regret it It was funny That's why I was like, oh, God It's fucking The worst nerds are gonna get mad at you Christ nerds So this is where it started Actually, apparently Nick Fuentes Sent it out In our WhatsApp group You know what's interesting? This means that Ye likely saw that clip Since they're homies They travel everywhere together Kanye saw my shit Yeah, you got your favorite content creator notice You got TV notice What's up, Kanye?
Fuck y'all shit, dude. I need to quit. Stop. The second one is, like, it needs to be studied, okay?
This guy starts saying Ethan Klein is seriously mentally ill. His name is Chucky Milk Zoomer! Are you fucking kidding me? You can't have a Groiper account where you act like you're a 14-year-old when you're, like, a divorced 45-year-old dad and you talk to each other like you have, you know, like, some debilitating mental illness caused by a car accident.
Oh, they do a baby... They do a baby... Can't even make the friend talk, the baby talk. This is the motherfuckers that do that.
They do that? Yeah, and he's like... Yeah, I'm gonna do a baby talk. Ethan Klein is seriously mentally ill, friends.
He needs to get back on his men's and stop surrounding himself with these yes-men and neighbors. I'm Chucky Milk Zoomer. Will you change my diaper? Hey, hey, Joey, will you change my diaper?
I made a pee-pee again. Aw, school was really hot today, wasn't it, friends? It's like, bro, you're 45. Shut the fuck up.
You're not allowed to be in a narrow school. This is why your kids were taken from you, bro. This is why your wife has... Chucky Milk Zoomer, dude, that's crazy.
So that's one. Here's another one. Vatican Dublin. Here's a Jewish podcast that Ethan Klein is screaming for.
I'm screaming for it. My Jewish brothers, by the way. I love how I was like... Why would the Vatican Dublin...
First of all, this is Vatican Dublin, which is weird. I guess they're supposed to be Irish Catholics. Irish Catholics would laugh this off, in my opinion. Usually they're pretty funny.
Unlike this fucking goober, this loser. And also Irish Catholics not too fond of Nazis, like Nick Cuentes, I would say. Not him. I'm not a big fan.
This guy's turning it all upside down. He's the Martin Luther King of Catholic Nazism. We're changing it up. He says, so I love my joke about calling my brother and sister.
It's actually a real conspiracy to him. His Jewish brothers to spear Christ our Lord again! As if that was an option. He liked it the first time.
Who I, by the way, I'm only 37. So, again, and not... Please, guys. That's not true.
I'm 37. Okay, let's say I'm 42. Yeah, right. Not even close to Jesus' age to have speared him before.
How old is he, like, 70? How old is Jesus? Yeah, what, he's 70 years old. I mean, yeah.
I know he wasn't like when I was. He's pretty shredded. And he's planning a mock execution of Jesus on Christmas Day. Do you know who does that kind of shit?
Literally, Christians everywhere. Yeah, what the fuck? Like, what? Well, you're a Jew, so you're not allowed to do that?
What the fuck is that? Yeah. Y'all, if that's a problem, you guys got big issues, man. Because you see what...
They tell them to stop all the time. But there are groups of Catholics in the Philippines that recreate the crucifixion, and they actually crucify a dude. They nail somebody to a cross for real. Swagapino.
Pinoy gang. Swag. Yeah, this is not one of them. This is just one of them.
I'm sorry, Vatican. You know, they're too metal for you. Yeah. Pussies.
Yeah, on Easter, I think it's pretty common to recreate the... I mean, Mel Gibson made a whole fucking video movie about it. You've got a problem. Talk to him shit.
Yeah. But he loves crucifying Jesus. But he also is, like, super anti-Semitic, so he's allowed to do that. Right.
Christmas is when you... I mean, guys, you would literally wear crosses around your neck, okay? If you're trying... If you're not down with the crucifixion, you're in the wrong game.
I do fucking... Again, like, acting triggered by the crucifixion is so funny. I'm sorry. These guys are like, why can't I say the N-word also?
Oh, my God. Oh, my stars and garters. Jewish podcaster Ethan Klein said he's going to recreate the crucifixion. Isn't that a good thing?
You should be thanking me, bro. The only reason your dumbass fucking religion is this is because people like me are... Swear him! Yeah, the last time that that happened, like, didn't the world just...
Sending flowers on to Easter for giving you a fucking life. Otherwise, you'd probably still be Jewish, like me. Or, God forbid, a Muslim. Yeah, well, that's the final saga, you know what I mean?
That's the third chapter. Yeah, I'm universally hated by all three monolithic religions. Well, that's why Muslims say revert, not convert. Like, Andrew Tate, Brother Tate, reverted to Islam.
Because everyone's born Muslim, they just don't know it yet. Okay, okay, I like that. Anyway, he's playing... He's previously called for Vatican City to be nuked, so that's fun.
Did you? No, not nuked. Nor do I have, by the way, enriched uranium lying around. Also, you mean Vatican Dublin.
Like, that's not for you. That's not... He didn't say Dublin. He said the Vatican.
Why do you care? Yes. Moving on, this is one we saw. This one we read.
Even Hassan's uncomfortable with the quartering. Here's a good one. Will Ethan Klein lose all partnerships, banking relationships, and get kicked off all social media for making a joke? While Ye, who says that...
He's not kidding. Hitler, who has mad vibes. Hitler, Hitler. Yeah.
Let's compare them. Also, can we just... Still on woke 17. The banking relationships did not fall apart because Yadol decided to say he loves Hitler.
Okay? That happened because he wanted to terminate the partnership with the bank. These fucking banks work with, like, drug traffickers, sex traffickers, terrorists, and not the cool kind either, like the whack ones that the CIA works with. You know what I mean?
Like, they work with everybody. I don't think they give a shit that, like, you know, Yadol was saying that he loves Hitler. What? I think that image was going to get me killed.
No, I did. I did. I did. Should I show that?
What? You killing the Easter Bunny? It's so silly, but I can see, like, four gen freaks, like, doing some, like, circles and shit. None of those motherfuckers would step foot outside.
They would perish. Okay? The moment that they step outside and the sun is out, dude, they fucking will turn into dust. Yeah.
So, so this is... So is this okay if I have... So it's not Jesus, obviously, but there is a thorny crown, and he does have human-like hands. It's a man in a bunny outfit.
Okay, let's say we dress up Jesus' dead body in a bunny outfit after the fact. How about for Lint this year? You guys give up being fucking sexless nerds, dude. How about that?
Then we have peace on Earth. Yeah. Give up being a fucking loser, okay? Ethan Klein's a disgusting animal.
Oh, no. Not an animal. Bruh, bruh, return. Okay, bro, y'all are looking up fucking six likes now, you know what I mean?
I thought this was... Damn, it had no movement, because even the other, even the other, like, Nazi nerds are like, okay, bro, this shit is, like, kind of whack, you know? Some of them are funny. Ethan Klein will plan a mock execution of Christ on Christmas.
Repent, child of the devil. That is funny. Repent, Jesus. It's also kind of wild to see, like, the circuit, you know what I mean, and how it trickles into, like, people who launder white supremacist talking points.
Like, I saw one down there. There's another one. He's welcome to do so. And unlike an Islamic country, he will not be murdered for doing so.
He's like, yeah, let's use this as an opportunity to fucking shit on Muslims. I saw a lot of that. What a great country we are. Isn't it incredible how tolerant we Christians are?
Wait, what? He's like, he's still... Yeah, a lot of them like that. How about it or not?
Yeah. Super interesting, because you're like... We're tolerant for now. You fucking piece of shit.
You better watch it. Go down. He said he's... Like, I'm not even kidding.
Yeah, that's not a joke. He literally... He doesn't even have a $2 billion studio like we do. That's crazy.
Yeah, so that was pretty weird. Oh, you gotta go to the wide shot to flex on him, dude. That's messed up. Bro, you got messed up, dude.
Goddamn. Woo! So much space. Look at all the space, you guys.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Oh, man.
Yeah, so there's that, you know. Fun stuff. She's got his own ecosystem in here. I don't even know.
There's, like, animals and stuff flying around. It's crazy. Yeah, but anyway, congrats on winning the news category. I'm just happy that you beat Phil DeFranco.
Yeah, well, even if he won, like, it would have been, like, I won, you know what I mean? Because of the thumbos. Well, I have more thumbos, so I wouldn't even say that. Yeah, okay, well, you know, that's true.
That is true. Actually, I don't know if that's true. It might not be true. No, I think it's true.
In the last, like, a few months, you might be taking the... I might have, but... Who's counting? Not me.
I'm counting. I'm winning. But Lifetime, I'm winning, so come on. Okay, well, you know, I gained prominence in the circuit recently.
This is only taken away from me. I'm, like, number four all time. That's crazy. Who's number one, PewDiePie?
Mr. Beast, PewDiePie, is up there. Someone on Reddit posted November, 16 days ago, basically, that we have 45, or you have 45, but Sonia has 16. Wait, what?
We're that? Total? Yeah, total. We're on Lifetime total.
I'm surprised I only have 45. I have 16 only, and you have 45? You're like, bro. That's crazy, bro.
I'm LeBron to go. That's true. It's not Greg girthy? I'm Michael Jordan in my prime.
You're Michael Jordan playing baseball. Oh, that's harsh, man. That's my stuff. Trump is number one with 68.
PewDiePie, number two with 58. Then Logan Paul, 49. Logan? Yeah, you're number 40, then at 46.
How dare you do something crazy? And I see him again! It's not happening, bro. Yeah, but so you were up against, in your category, Andrew Callahan?
I was, yeah. You were up for Bill DeFranco. But, you know, the one that I think is a little homophobic of you to beat is Gay News. You beat Gay News.
I think you need to pass your award to them. Yeah, it's messed up. I'm sorry, Gay News. Homophobic a little bit.
At a time like this, it's not... I get a little fruity, though. You know? I get zesty with it.
I am gay. In that moment, I felt gay. I felt... When I won.
Did you feel disabled? Today, I feel... Yeah, I felt like an immigrant worker. That's what I felt like.
Oh, shit. We have to keep our country gay, Griffin. That's great. Yeah, so congratulations on that one.
But you got Yachty Yachty, just like our category. They played your ass. Yeah, I didn't even know I won, because I was in the back, like, you know, doing things for the streamings that were more important, like my announcements for the actual awards that matter. You know what I mean?
That's so funny. And I was up for two awards that actually do matter, where you get, like, a moment to speak on stage and stuff. I didn't win those. I was up against...
For stream of the year, I was up against, like, everyone. I just beat Kai Sinat, Kai Day, Ludwig, Pokemon, Quackity, Tarek, Valkyrae, XUC. And then for just chatting, I was up against Bruce Robbomoff. Shout out to Bruce, he's great.
Kai Sinat, Quackity, and XUC. And they fucking clapped me. You know, I got destroyed by Kai and XUC on two different categories. I mean, Kai had a big year, so we loved that for him.
Yeah. And whatever, who cares about the ultimate... Remember, I was trying to get you to interview him. What?
A long time ago. You were trying to what? Get you to interview him a while ago. You were?
I don't remember. Because I don't think I knew who he was. Yeah, you did not. You think it's too late now?
You think that vote is out? He might be down to do it. You might be down to a different audience. Yeah, there you go.
We reached out to reach across the aisle. You know what I mean? People have people. Break that down, Dan.
But we have reached out. Apparently, he's big time to us. Oh, yeah? I don't know.
Whatever. We'll talk about it later. Okay. I've never spoken to him.
So, anyway, congratulations. Moving on. Also, yesterday, I don't know if you know this, was D-Day, Sean Spicer, the former White House press secretary, the king of all news. Today is D-Day.
It only lives in infamy if we remember and share the story of sacrifice with the next generation. What? Hashtag D-Day. December 7th.
The only problem? D-Day is on June 6th. Wait. Why did he?
What is happening? Sean Spicer. And then he, I don't know what's happening. I mean, yesterday was a different.
Pearl Harbor Day. Yeah, Pearl Harbor Day. And I think he just got confused. Wait, does he think Pearl Harbor is D-Day?
No, I think he just got them swapped. I think he just goofed. But I don't understand why you have to tweet it anyway. Like, no.
You don't see me tweeting at 9-11. You know what I mean? Today, you don't tweet on 9-11? No, I tweet on 9-11.
I was lying. Where were you? At least after that. I was dancing in the rooftops in New Jersey.
I knew I saw you there. Yeah. And I was fearing Jesus. Yeah.
Yeah, so shout out Sean Spicer. It's D-Day every day. Let's be real. This day will only live in infamy if we remember and share the story of the sacrifice.
It's like the one good military intervention, so they have to talk about it all the time. Yeah. We are still riding that wave, okay? The D-Day wave.
Yeah, I mean, beating the Nazis is all we have. Which way, like, you know, there was some heavy lifting being done on the fucking Eastern Front, okay? Let's not talk about the Eastern Front, okay? They did what they did, and we did what we did, okay?
We've got to stop dissing the Nazis. Yeah, we've got to stop. You know what I mean? Don't take that away from us.
Sean Spicer's already changing D-Day. Also, maybe he meant P-Day. Like Pearl Harbor Day? P-Day?
Infamy? Oh, I commonly used the acronym. I'm just trying to save him, dude. Wait, that's what he said about P-Day.
That's right. We're doing a COVID show. Okay, so, bro, have you seen this video? Because you're in for a treat of your life.
Oh, wait. Oh, that's awesome. What's Dave going to say now? Dave Rubin, the saddest, most pathetic, self-hating man to ever grace this earth, is doing a show with COVID.
He's in Florida, so it's all good. Wait, that's so weird. Dude, wait. But it's not like he's going to get anybody to come anyway.
Now no one's going to show up. No? Listen, everybody showed up. Watch this.
It's the best. So I do have COVID. That's right. We're doing a COVID show.
I said to my guys last night, I said, guys, just FYI, I've got COVID. I'm not pressuring anyone to come into work. It is what it is. You know, I think at this point, it's just like a little cold or a flu, but, you know, I want to be respectful of my guys.
I don't force them to get vaccinated, and I don't force them to be in a room with me if I have COVID. And to quote them directly, I wrote down what you both said when I said, you know, if you want to come into work. Connor, you said, I laughed in the face of death. And Phoenix, you said, screw you, old man, which I thought was very, that's how much these people love coming to work.
So we are in here. Clyde is in here with us today. And mostly, I'm just going to be spending this beautiful day in Florida. It's about 75 and sunny.
I'm going to be hanging out in the backyard. I'll hit the gym for a little bit, maybe do some swimming. I'll shoot. This motherfucker says he's going to the gym while he has COVID.
That's Florida. You have to go. I informed my workers that I have COVID, so they don't have to show up to work. On the other hand, I will not be informing the gym that I'm showing up with COVID.
What kind of weird, like, this is virtue signaling now, I'm going to the gym with COVID. Yeah. Yeah, I fucking say. It keeps going.
I'm going to survive. Oh, and more important than anything else, you don't have to worry about me. You're really going to go to work with me. I'm unvaxed.
I'm unvaxed. I'm unboosted. I'm pure blood. I'm good to go.
I'm going to be okay. I'll drink some water. There's a little lemon in me. Jump cut to three days.
Hey, Ruben dies of COVID. I mean, first of all, I think he's lying. Like, he's definitely vaccinated. He's gay.
So, the vaccine already took effect. Because, you know, so, you know, so, you know, he got vaccinated. What does that mean? Vaccine turns you gay.
Oh, I thought that was just the frogs. Yeah. So, that's one. They turned the freaking frogs gay.
Yeah, there's not even a two. I just don't believe that he's fucking unvaxed. He's pure blood. Oh, they say Harry Potter.
You've had a vaccine in your life. What I was going to say is, like, I love. One of the funniest comments I saw in the aftermath of my streaming news victory was, like, all the sweatiest nerds were mad. And one of them quote tweeted it and said, I hope the vaccine kills him soon.
Oh, yeah. Get him. And it's five billion other people on Earth. He's a.
He's just like, he's like, I know it's going to happen, but I hope it's soon. I love that. This is coming for all of us, man. Yeah.
The 5G kill grid is the thing. They haven't flipped the switch yet. Oh, wait. We need to be playing the disclaimer.
Yeah. So I meant to tell you, our last episode got demonetized because YouTube said, quote, we let Kanye run on too long without commentary. We didn't make it clear enough that we disavow Nick Fuentes and Ye because we let him talk for too long. Yeah.
It must have been me saying, like, I love Kanye West. Like, I agree with everything he's ever said. Yeah. We just were silently nodding the whole time.
It was Ian's presence. So now we have this. Well, we have this now. So anytime we watch Kanye, Nick Fuentes or anyone, we just need to make it clear to everybody watching, right?
That this is the dumbass alert. We disavow everything said by this loser. I'm a bit of a dumbass too. Well, cut the name.
Yeah. There you go. What's up, everybody? It's the dumb take siren as well.
Dumb motherfucker. Damn motherfucker. So yeah, there you go. Thank you.
That's a nice little touch we got there. I like that they didn't think, like, I don't understand why they would ever get the impression that we were pro Kanye or anything he said in any meaningful capacity. Yeah. They said it's basically re-uploading a banned clip if we don't interrupt him.
I don't think we even let it play for more than 30 seconds. Have they seen our show? What the fuck? It's like, we can't get over three and a half seconds without, you know, pausing.
At first, he's like, you went four minutes without pausing. I was like, that's literally impossible. I got that loud when you told me that. That's physically not possible.
No, you should. Did you look at a clip? What was the actual timer? Probably like 30 seconds.
There's. Yeah, yeah. Oh, we were talking over it while it was going on. Okay, dude.
Don't be shocked. The specific one was the cookie monster Nick Fuentes analogy. Well, you needed to see the full context to understand what the fuck he was saying. You know what I mean?
So, so apparently we, we co-signed the cookie monster clip according to YouTube. Yeah. Okay. Okay, dude.
That's fucking nuts. Yeah. So we have the overlay now. But meanwhile, Crowder and Alex Jones, if you can believe it, are actually trying to distance themselves from Kanye and Fuentes.
And you know, that's fucking crazy. I can't remember how to think about it, dude. Cowards. Here's two great minds.
You know, this is so interesting because a lot of these conservative people do hate Jews. Like Alex Jones fans, Crowder fans, they're going to have opinions about Jews. And now this is causing such a rift in the conservative world because Kanye is just like making them choose one side or the other. You with Hitler or not, bro?
You know what I mean? It's great. I love it. I mean, I, you know, I don't like, you know, anti-Semitism, but about Hitler first and let him get out of the system.
Even if he did it, I was saying, Hey, let's do something different. Let's show him your electoral side. Let's let you, let's get into a bunch of issues. And I had all these issues in front of me.
He goes, why don't you just set those aside? We're not getting into that. I was like, okay, let me know he's in control. And so I figured after an hour, at least he would let me kind of then bring up some topics I wanted.
He was like, the entire time I was trying to talk about the mRNA vaccine and how the Jews were giving it to each other and therefore can't make a global Jewish conspiracy out there. And he was like, no, he didn't want to say he loves Hitler. That's exactly what happened. He brought up the vaccines.
This old man, he is so washed. Like the kids have moved on, old man. They moved on to Hitler now. Okay.
He just kept bringing up the fucking vaccines over and over again. And like Kanye West is vaccinated. Doesn't give a shit. You know what I mean?
It's like, yeah, whatever. Nah, let's talk about Hitler. My favorite guy. Yeah.
He's like, we don't need to soft pedal this anymore. Let's just say it. From the baby Hitler. He calls Nick Fuentes baby Hitler.
I thought that was funny. Oh, that's fine. Why'd he have baby Hitler on and didn't say anything mean about him then? Doesn't that kind of make you a lame ass?
Yeah. The baby Hitler of Nick Fuentes over there. That was a joke Jimmy Kimmel made. I've seen this before.
It's on top of the hut and there's a salacious crumb sitting there. But seriously, I didn't know that Nick Fuentes was really a Nazi lover. But there's a real creepy factor with a similar stuff. Yeah, so Nick Fuentes is real creepy.
I mean, he is. He's like a gremlin on top of fucking loving, you know, Hitler. He is. He's like such a fucking unlikable goober.
And of course, if you are a fan of his, you are not going to understand this because like he has this frequency that he hits that target the exact same kind of gross fucking loser. Like if you're a fan of his, you're probably just as gross and just as sweaty of a gremlin. Yeah, that looks about right. Speaking of which, I can't believe he just name dropped salacious crumb in there.
This is like the most obscure Star Wars character you could possibly conceive of. They're the same like solely Marvel consumers that they fucking hate. Salacious crumb? That's probably the name.
I'm talking about it and there's salacious crumb in there. I didn't even figure out his name. Dude, you have to be the name of Star Wars fan, dude. I mean, that's like, hey, the 4chan guy's called his blood man behavior.
You know what I mean? Consumption of this variety, so. Yeah, there was, actually, I wanted to watch these. These were some of the clips you were reacting to when you got banned.
And they're really good. You got to throw up the bad take alert. Yeah, get these ready. Yeah, so, you know, I got to say, Gavin was actually asking him good questions.
He really was asking him the good questions that are going to provoke an answer that I'm actually really curious to. For example, he goes, do you hate all Jewish people? Bro, one of the good questions that he asked was literally, like, the Jewish question. And the final question.
But that's what I wanted to hear. Like, what are you going to do? How are you going to deal with all these fucking Jews? No, but that's what he said.
That's what the question I actually wanted to hear, because everyone's just treating him like a sideshow. So it's like, okay, so what is your, I want to know, Kanye, what are you going to do? He hasn't thought it through. Yeah, he doesn't have it through.
No, he has. He said he would enslave all the Jews. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And place them under mass surveillance and in work camps, maybe?
I don't know. No one's ever thought that one before. Very unique. It's not violence, just subservience.
Systematic subservience. Yeah, but I actually appreciate these questions being asked, because I want to know, like, how deep and dark Kanye's mind goes. Because right now he's just talking about how he loves Hitler. Anyway, throw up the, you know, blacks are overrepresented in violent crime.
But when you meet an individual black person, you don't apply that. I love it. Do you do that with Jews? I did not love that.
I did not love when he said, when he paused. I was being sarcastic, you two, when I said, like, I love the pause. I love that. What?
No, that wasn't me. I love that. What's going on? I disavow Hassan.
I disavow Hassan. Okay, well, yeah, he goes, a black person. Yeah, you can tell where his heart's at. You know, blacks are overrepresented in violent crime.
But when you meet an individual black person, you don't apply that. You start with a fresh light every time you meet someone. Do you do that with Jews? Nope.
Yes, I like that. I like that. I want to know. So, okay, you hate all Jews, so I'd have to know that.
Thank you. I mean, he's pretty obvious. But it's so specific. They love it, though.
They're like, they're yucking it up. They're like, ah, that's crazy. Me too, bro. That's a crazy thing to say.
This intervention is going great well. Now what? So there's a really incredible take. Censored.tv, by the way.
And if you watch our clip, we will censor you. So that's why they're called Censored, because they censor people. Yeah, they censored opposition. They were not fond of what I had to say.
Dude, this is the craziest fucking clip that came out of this. Here's Nick Fuentes saying that when he was a kid, kids loved Hitler. I said, what the fuck? I never knew any kid that loved Hitler, but it does say something about your upbringing.
They're very paranoid, you could say. Yeah, I wonder why. I'm pathologically paranoid about the rest of their well-being. I'm pathologically paranoid.
Meanwhile, Kanye's like, we need to make all Jews subservient slaves to Christians. He's like, it's so weird. Jewish people are paranoid about anti-Semitism while I'm trying to spread anti-Semitic theories so we can do the Holocaust to electric boogaloo. Yeah.
Like, I wonder why people are paranoid. It's pathological at this point. I agree with you that liberalism is a poison. I'm not a liberal.
And I think that liberalism is poisonable for white people. But if you look at white kids, there's nothing, I don't think, intrinsic in white people that makes them hate themselves. Like, when I was a kid, kids loved Hitler. In the sense that we see the videos, and we see the propaganda, and the symbols, and there's something compelling about it just on an aesthetic level.
I've never heard that before. When you were a little kid, like eight years old. Kids love Hitler. Yeah, the kids is fucking the Nazi youth, I think.
Come on, weren't you all in the same classes when you were a kid, where you zig-hiled and had the swastikas on the wall? Kids love Hitler. I've never heard that before. When you were a little kid, like eight years old, all your friends like Hitler.
Well, maybe not eight years old, but on 4chan and on the internet. Those weren't kids, dog. You were being groomed. Yeah, that's not normal life you just described, bro.
Oh, yeah, like 4chan. Where all of the cool kids hang out, 4chan. Kids love Hitler. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it is funny that these guys are calling Jews paranoid, but they're like hysterically paranoid about white genocide. Yeah, we're being dislaced. Yeah, Nick played Jews and Nazis instead of cops and robbers, you know what I mean? So, a little bit of a...
Yeah, and then here's where Kanye says that Jews should be subservient slaves to Christians. Here's the Jewish question. Thank you for the dumbass of Al. We dumbass of Al.
The main issue is that Christ is king. Christ is the true king of Israel. Christ is the king of all kings. If you don't believe in Jesus Christ, you are wrong.
And anyone that doesn't believe in Jesus Christ should not be in control or any influence to anything that America produces, be it media, technology, politics, politics, medicine, prisons. The whole thing's kind of fake to me. Gavin's like, this guy's taking it kind of far. Yeah, Gavin's like, you know I invented vice, right?
Like, I'm definitely godless. Right, right. Prisons. If you do not believe in Christ and you're not following Christ in the decisions that you make, you should have no influence on that.
Well, that's going to be a tough thing, dude. So, you're right in the United States. The hitter thing does not hurt your campaign. How is my campaign?