How many California Democrats will Survive

Show Notes — "How Many California Democrats Will Survive?"This week Chris and DJ cover the full spectrum of American civilization — from Trump posting himself as Jesus to California Democrats somehow losing to themselves, to a man sobbing over tacos. Democracy is fine. Everything is fine.🙏 TRUMP: THE SECOND COMINGThe President posted an AI image of himself as Jesus Christ healing the sick. Alex Jones pushed back. Yes, that Alex Jones. When the gay-frog guy is your moral compass, you may have lost the plot.🏛️ ERIC SWALWELL EXITS, STAGE LEFTCalifornia's Democratic frontrunner for governor resigned his seat and dropped out of the race after multiple assault allegations. Chris notes our current president has a similar rap sheet and somehow kept his job. Different rules, apparently.🐘 CALIFORNIA REPUBLICANS' IMPOSSIBLE DREAMSeven Democrats are splitting the governor's race vote into oblivion while two Republicans are each polling at 20%. Trump endorsed Steve Hilton to consolidate the GOP vote. Hilton got 43% at the state caucus — short of the 60% threshold. Nobody got endorsed. The California GOP left their own convention having accomplished nothing.💻 APPLE NEWS: SOLD OUT EVERYTHINGThe MacBook Neo ($599–$699) is flying off shelves because people love cheap Apple hardware — except Apple didn't make enough chips. Meanwhile, Mac Studio high-RAM configs are completely gone, wiped out by hobbyists running local AI models. Ram shortage incoming, buckle up.🤖 AI ROUND-UPStanford says the US-China AI race is now neck and neck. Anthropic leads model rankings, but the next seven spots are all Chinese models. Chris uses Claude (who calls him "Captain My Captain"), ChatGPT (who calls him Elmo), and is still workshopping a Gemini nickname. DJ demos the Google AI Edge Gallery app — free on iOS, runs Gemma 4 locally, and can control your phone with a 250-parameter micro-model.😭 MEN AND THEIR EMOTIONSChris cries during the Battle of Yavin. DJ once sobbed in his kitchen thinking about tacos after forgetting his medication for a week. His wife has not let it go. We also get into AI companions, the death of dating risk, and why the comfort zone epidemic started long before ChatGPT.🔫 JOHN WICK: CLOSING ARGUMENTSThe guys wrap with a deep dive into the John Wick franchise. Highlights include a duel that ends like a Monty Python sketch and a very athletic woman who fights Keanu Reeves for reasons.---Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. New episodes weekly.(00:00) - Welcome Back & Week in Review (00:28) - Trump Posts Himself as Jesus (Alex Jones Disapproves) (03:29) - Eric Swalwell: Resignation Speedrun (05:48) - The Epstein Files Were Redacted by Toddlers (07:00) - California's Governor Race: 7 Dems vs. 2 Republicans (09:23) - Trump Endorses Steve Hilton, Hilton Promptly Underperforms (11:00) - The California GOP Endorses Nobody (14:46) - Finding Balance: How to Not Get Played by the Media (16:00) - "What's Up With That" Chrome Extension (17:57) - Narcissism: It's Not Just for Swalwell Anymore (20:38) - Apple MacBook Neo: Sold Out Because Nobody Planned for Success (25:42) - Mac Studio RAM: Gone. All of It. Sorry. (29:00) - RAM Companies Abandoned Consumers for Big Tech (31:00) - iPhone RAM & the Apple Intelligence Features That Never Shipped (33:08) - US vs. China in AI: Closer Than You Think (34:46) - Captain My Captain, Elmo & the Gemini Nickname Problem (37:41) - Google AI Edge Gallery: On-Device Gemma 4 (39:47) - ChatGPT on CarPlay & AI Golf Tips (41:08) - The "Her" Future: AI Companions Are Coming (44:23) - Young Men, Dating Risk & the Comfort Zone Trap (47:33) - Men Crying: Star Wars, Batman v Superman & Taco Tears (51:12) - "I'm Watching Porn" — Chris's Answer to Stupid Questions (54:00) - John Wick Deep Dive & Franchise Debate (58:07) - Outro & Sign Off