How To Own Your MAGA Family This Christmas - Leftovers #35

Yeah! That's right. Okay, goddamn. Yes, sir.

It's my favorite time of year when J.U. is it to come bomb at Uber? Bro, you're fucking... Your Jesus takes were so edgy, apparently, for the weirdest people.

You, sir. I'm gonna hear him again. There's still hella people in my TTS and my donos and my stream that come in. They're like, you don't cosign this, right?

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm Muslim. Leave me out of this. I don't care. I just...

People don't bring you up, demanding you make me apologize. Yeah, but it's funny because it's never gonna gain momentum because on its face what you did is a good thing, right? That's how Christianity started. So most people don't care also because they're like, yeah, that's fictional stuff.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are all domestic terrorists. Yeah, to me that's one of the funniest things that people got mad at me all year. And the people I've been mad at me for a lot of stuff. Yeah, everybody just wants to be Muslim so bad.

They're like, whoa, whoa, hold on. You can't get mad. Hold on now. You can't desecrate our profit.

I'm like, bro, that's the Muslim stuff. You know what's funny about that? What? Is that like the most common retort is like, I dare you to do that against Muhammad and see what happens.

Yeah, they're basically... Yeah, they're doing the same thing. They're like, yeah. They're like, yeah, I'm like Charlie Abdell, look like a good day.

You know, anyway. Well today is our last leftovers of the year. You know, it's a bummer. And then we're taking a break.

Actually, tomorrow Friday is our last in-studio podcast and then on Tuesday is our live show. And then we're taking a break. You taking any time off this year? Fuck no.

Hell no, bro. I never take time off, dude. They instantly? Yeah.

They're getting harder. I just, I don't know. I mean, I love my job. It's not even a job.

You don't ever want to just take a couple of days? No, but I may be traveling more in the upcoming year potentially. I want to go to different countries. Yeah, but are you going to do like R.R.L.

streams there? I will probably stream a little bit, but it's never going to be the same as like, actually. Yeah, you should enjoy yourself a little bit. Actually, like, you know, doing desk options and stuff.

The curse of our lives, more years, because you're even single, you're even enough kids. Or, you know, kids, right? And so, it's like, we have money and youth and theoretically time. You just got to make time.

But the way I see it is like people are- Youth, right guys? I have youth? Yeah. The way I see it, you were in a different predicament.

Like, you actually have obligations. You have children. You have, like, you know, you also have this entire process. Yeah, you know.

So it's like hard to just, you know, stop doing stuff. You know what I mean when you have boys. For me, it's like, I could literally just stop it like that. But, um, I just love doing what I do.

Well, that's good. That's the main reason why I don't want to stop it. Because I love doing what I do. I love that.

Yeah. I love that. Yeah. Just like Matt Healy and Phoebe Bridgers and Boburnum.

Okay. Thank you. I just got shocked a little bit. Boburnum, friend of the show, is an M.M.F.

Friend of this show, but not like leftovers in particular. From my head, though. Because he stopped responding to my DMs after telling me that he was watching me through quarantine. And, you know.

He's over it. He's watching it up a little bit. Yeah. He's like, because like, he's special came out and everyone's like, oh my God, Socko.

Like, he sounds a lot like you, Hassan, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, I DM him. I was like, bro, we met like a long ass time ago when I was on the Young Turks. Like, I love your, I love your stuff, you know.

And, you know, can we be friends? And he was just like, I'm not very available emotionally right now. He's like, now I know why. His motherfucker's in a polycule, bro.

That's why he's unavailable emotionally. That didn't make you feel when he said when he rejected it. Like, why not me? Like, I can overcome Matt Healy's stench.

I assume he smells. You want to be in the poly? I'll be in the poly. You want to go M.F.

with Phoebe Breaker? Hell yeah. I'll be with I.M. Man.

Does you think they're spare for a quad? Or maybe. Or maybe. Yeah.

Everybody always says a quad is a crowd. What? That's what, yeah. In the poly circuit.

Don't you turn me down. Yeah. I mean, I'm just just shocked by these news. So, so this is not political.

Well, maybe it is because obviously Bo Burnham is a radical liberal. He's a radical Marxist. So Bo Burnham is. So Bo Burnham in a poly.

Let's type this and see. This is huge news guys. It's not though because it's like the only articles that I can find is like a post feed one. Um, fee with that information where you will.

Wait, who posted it? Post feed posted it yesterday. Mattie should just Instagram photo him closed. I closed I kissing Phoebe.

Being embraced by a very peaceful bow along with the caption gay poet society and the internet was bewildered. Wait, there's a photo of them kissing. So where is it? Drop that in the chat.

Where is it? I want to see it. Good for you, brother. You're an M.M.F.

Let's go. Yes, sir. Oh, here's this one. I don't know.

They're clearly very close. I mean, guys, hello. Why didn't you get in there and just like also do a little smooch in between. Yeah, show them be the alpha.

Do you think you got alpha in the poly or is it all like? Dude, I don't fucking right. Okay. I think I see, but listen, no disrespect to the polys out there, but like, polycule people are like the vegans of this generation, or they like can't shut the fuck up about being poly and they're so annoying about it usually, okay?

But, like, you know, have fun. Oh, this is the photo. They're vegan. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. Anyway, congratulations to Bowe Burnham, Phoebe Shields, Bridget, and whoever the fuck this guy is. Mattman, no fair to Matt lakhuu!

Matt David! Oh, I'm quite confused. like a poly person just for my I could see him because I think he I think he's not flexing into my life should I should I like to acknowledge I think he's too insecure I think he's too not like a he's emotionally yeah we saw the state of special to okay Ethan no but we're I don't know have you ever hung out with him no because I when I asked he just literally left me on yeah no cuz I he responded to me we hung out or I mean he came on the show oh that's different you guys did not hang out we had before and after we spent some good time together right that's yeah well he was leaving the exit in the property no no no he's related to the show did you guys get to hang out in person yeah off camera like away from the show not like the night of not the day away from the studio away from the studio like the house you go no that doesn't count that doesn't count well I have a I have a confidence I like the respect his privacy is on it matters like that he did hang a little bit longer than most guests hang after the show so that they're basically best friends well I mean why what is with you guys getting the smallest motherfucking pictures on the internet there's this I can't even see bro that's one key that doesn't count he that doesn't count he came to the young Turk studio and we hung out one time as well so they come for you came for Chank I'm the youngest Turk so okay that's fair actually so like you probably thought it was me he had no idea who I was all right we got so much to get to a regulations the boat burn like that he's in a poly relationship we don't know fake news if it's you know maybe it's not pose in the house yeah I had your friend a stop rose on yesterday we had a great time yeah yeah we were we were I'm a big boy I just want to state that one more time for everyone here here like it's you know people are saying that I'm not a big boy and that's fucking bullshit you come on man well the emotional music no it's just like you saw Dan wave shaking his head yeah but you use your full of shit well why you doing fat boy valor so first of all big boy doesn't necessarily just mean fat but if we're gonna talk about body fat percentage I am 100% firmly in the big boy category with my body fat at least 20% body fat person was on going bald when you have a lot just full head of hair now he's just waiting dude you gotta take you I mean I was going bald I started taking medication for it you know what I mean I fixed it it's not a problem not that it's a problem with you all someone offered to hook you up with Santa Marin I don't know that is but apparently they're finished so they have a connection you know that is yes she's the prime minister okay so that's pretty cool I mean you guys make it oh she's actually really pretty yeah she's like 36 years old she's married oh she got she likes party yeah she got in trouble for like having a fun night with her friends so are you is there any interest here maybe I love her but like also at the same time she's been a live but to live for you she is cool though I mean she likes the party she's to live real a little bit yeah she's with Zelensky so that man I don't know if that makes you insecure yeah I'm a big sporter Russia as everybody knows so when I saw that I was like oh not for me right yeah friends so let me your food to me I love that somebody oh my god me too I love the respect that he puts on Vladimir's name and it's about time yeah somebody does yeah well I mean he is a legend so okay real recognize real have you really have 20% body fat where is it aren't you like pretty lean no I'm not that lean where's that I have a guy I have yeah I have liver king back fat I got love handles I got a bit of a gut I don't see it bro I mean I have a bit of a good like it's there's 20% I'm like 80% body fat there's a little bit of meat on me I mean that's I'm like a slasabakian I definitely I definitely I'm like you know 20% body fat I don't leave that I'm 250 pounds like that's crazy like you're like six I'm 64 250 pounds I'm a big boy like it's big boy season big boy status it's kind of wild I guess I hide it really well and people say oh you're not a big boy but like I'm not I'm a big boy whatever you're like oh no I do 2,000 colors a day I can't even have a taste of this creamer in my coffee well that's true which is because I'm definitely trying to get out of big boy status I'm trying to get into like you know hunky sexy man status earthy you're doing fat fat stolen valor and that's not true all right listen talking speaking of big fatties you had a dream that people called answer the call your passion for baby hippos I yes was met with your nipple bro oh my god why is that one sexy like what's going on it's like sensual dude I either gave birth to that hippo or I'm doing like awful things to it JRH I think you're breastfeeding it okay now I feel like a I art unethical okay I'm only in the unethical camp I thought it was sick yeah that one is I have no idea what's going on in your hand I was a I has a hard time I've never drawn oh no I've never I used to draw look at the hand yeah I used to draw all the time hands they're very difficult for a lot of people including robots apparently yeah well because the robot doesn't draw it they're like stealing it from other artists so here you go they captured your Unibrow quite the yeah that's kind of wild they put the they really went for that one I guess I didn't shave it on that day that's a fuck oh that's a old ass photo this one I'm not totally getting where do they compile this image these images from I think like I know what photos they're they're using it's a combination of like old me and new me with the new hair this photo makes no sense right you have three fingers you're whole you're not even holding a what's floating decorative plate of a hippo but okay we love it I'm not gonna be too hard on the robot this one's pretty cool with that one looks like oh that's just hippo me you both have beautiful hair and so you teamed up with the himbo yeah oh my god you're eating what the fuck of a hippopotamus I would I would land gentle kisses on a hippo though for sure on her bottle like just no on her on her little snows you know what I mean on the nose area that's not where you're kissing in this photo I mean I don't know it's like I would definitely kiss a hippo if I knew that I wasn't gonna die I would I would give little smooches yeah I maybe I get disgusted I don't know because like they don't have like fur you know they'd be cute they live in the water they are so they're probably all clean and nice you know all right let's get to the animals that are in the water famously don't smell bad yeah I'm trying to be optimistic yeah all right so let's get to some stuff obviously today's our big show of the year we're gonna teach you guys with the holidays coming up let's we let's not even say honica I'm talking about Jesus I'm talking about Christmas as a wall going on out here brothers they're trying to kill Christmas amen and so as you sit around your Christmas table we are arming you with the knowledge to repost to parry your misinformed conservative families that right sure yeah and I will be cosplaying as Nathaniel playing mingle uncle Nathaniel everybody's got a uncle Nathaniel everyone and so and so his song will be role playing as you so do with that what you will there's some stuff at the top of show I want to get to those have you guys seen Trump's major announcement super epic man he got it so funny people were like he's gonna run his independent was like no he's not or speaker the house or yeah yeah yeah yeah go for the speaker the house position it's like that is so silly yeah because they're apparently can be president and speakers that right yeah speaker the house technically as a matter of fact does not even have to be like a politician or an elected representative like he could be just a random dude oh that's fine yeah as long as you get people to vote for it so here he is yesterday he did this Congress to vote for it I mean there's a chance you're saying there's a chance yes so they're saying so here's his big announcement you should have got all of his fans super high superhero he's getting homelander vibes so hard right now I was just gonna get his claim this mute sound no I think it's short enough yeah he's a major announcement everybody gets fucking excited I was like I mean I spent a little bit of time yesterday talking about I was like there's no way this is serious someone was like he's gonna run his independent like he's gonna run for speaker the house well there's prediction like Scott Adams he's the Dilbert guy right now people are talking about how is his VP pick so he's getting you know he's a let's see he already announced so someone else is the superhero if it's Kerry Lake the worst person ever who lost thank God as his future running mate you can throw away all the polls and your chessboard is already on the floor whoa so he's attacking Kerry Lake saying or is he saying like a Trump Kerry like a trombone kid is like me in media check me yeah I don't know is that sure his future right now you can throw away all the polls and your chessboard is already on the floor I think he just confused he's like fuck chess I'm playing I'm going all out war it's a little it's a little murky I can't tell if this is pro-trombor anti-trom yeah it's a little murky but I know Scott Adams is like a is a hardcore MAGA boy yeah he's a brave truth teller which is funny Dilbert very funny yeah by the way but no the announcement came and it was actually at the end of 2022 a NFT collection for a hundred dollars oh my god oh thank God everybody's been waiting this is what I've been waiting for it's like this is just made for me hundred bucks dude that's a good ass deal yeah he's like a year after everybody know like Logan Paul is not getting an NFT loga Paul's dink-dowing T's fucking zip-zap he's made all he's already pouled and pulled a thousand times I want you to pick on my dog take on my chest yeah yeah you're about to die this is literally played in CIA black sites reveal to reveal actionable intelligence yeah well yeah so here it is here's his uh the ACLU will hear about the crimes that you committed sorry apologies to the ACLU please oh yeah bro hundred but I thought at when I first watches I was in 99 sounds like oh that's how dare you how fucking dare you did a hundred but you know it's not just the NFT though like you get like an hour on the golf course which is such a funny chance to win which is such a funny period of time like watch an hour like that's not how long golf is right what do you get like two links you get to play two holes with Donald Trump which is funny because like Trump does this stuff all the time where he'll be like I want you brave patriot Hassan to come tomorrow I go and kiss me right on the cheek and you know sign up here for a chance to get that opportunity whatever right and it's like I fucking doubt he ever actually he ever actually fucking lets anybody win those things there's no way I've never heard from a single person like I want to the game so I don't have to worry about it but here it is yes I'm all everyone this is Donald Trump hopefully your favorite president of all time better than Lincoln better than Washington I was so flat I was like why why you got a throw shot to Lincoln in Washington she's right in like a joke he's right better than Lincoln better than Washington I'm looking good though he's looking like he slimmed down a little bit keeping it tight it's hard to tell he's good at he wears clothes really well yeah hides you know that Donald J Trump brand yeah yeah but okay so shout out our mean fucking L Lincoln L Washington yeah I agree Trump never on this well Lincoln I don't think I wrong yeah Trump didn't own a slave nor did he free them mmm unclear what his opinion is on the matter oh that's so funny with an important announcement to make I'm doing my first official Donald J Trump NFT collection right here and right now all you know that's just a I generated all trading cards these cards feature some of the really incredible okay you know what this is just embarrassing he said wait what what don't stop it I'm just you got to take a look at this for me I mean you know nobody nobody nobody nobody you know they snuck a Joe Biden there yo that's just out there you still sweat Joe Biden swag I'm really incredible work pertaining to my life and my this is just pertaining his life like horrible dog you've never you've never had that physique like I'll tell you what dude this looks like a Sims character like with his head on it why is he why is he rizzed up like why does he look like he's about to fuck me you know what I mean he's like yo what's up mmm no no no rizz is the hot new word I've noticed as a boomer I've noticed that is such an old man way to say think yeah yeah it's the AMP boys that I know what I'm saying I'm in touch I know about the rizzing and the rizzlers yeah rizz Raj yeah the AMP boys got what it just means like you know game your kicking game I knew that you don't have to explain it to me okay anyway he looks like he's like a drum he look he stands up he stands to fuck up and he looks like he's about to have sex at the opera that's what he looks like I'm about to hear the fat lady singing a fucker let's see what else is going on here this is so this is like such a like this is yeah this is great I mean it looks like this looks like one of those like fake insurance shit that you see you know for like really poor people so that they can like drive a car but then the insurance actually doesn't do anything you can get exactly did you know you can get life insurance for three dollars a year yeah 16 when they take money from you yeah parts just like a baseball card or other collect except here's one of the best ones each card comes with an automatic chance to win amazing prizes like it was amazing prize what was funny about it first of all what the fuck that's Nancy Pelosi right hmm I see what you're saying but that's definitely Nancy Pelosi this is also definitely AI generated because you see the answer fucked up I think and lastly I saw some like Bitcoin and crypto enthusiasts that were like there you go Trump actually like basically acknowledged exactly what an if he is like better than half of you guys who are like maximalists it's just like a baseball card it's like well no it's not though it's not because there's no physical aspect of it well that's the least important part about owning a material object I would say no no no the real the what is it real yeah most most that's that's optional existing is not important part most important part is the opportunity to be able to meet Trump Donald Trump for an hour at the I got a hundred dollars for a one and a hundred thousand chance to golf with me for an hour so we have we're golf with you and a group of your friends at one of my beautiful golf courses and they are beautiful I'm also doing zoom calls a one-on-one meeting autographing memorabilia and so much more we're doing a lot my official Trump digital trading you should be in shame there and bear that is stupid as hell that was awesome I mean iPad yeah I knew signing iPad I know what I like what are you autographing that's next NFT you don't get an autograph you got an NFT of autograph it's more valuable that was I just love that he's doing zoom calls I'll be zooming with you for five minutes does Trump have it like that still I don't even know this is kind of this is washed ass behavior I'm gonna be honest no this Ron DeSantis is sitting in front of like a fucking villain in front of like this like villain megaplex with like screens behind him saying he's gonna start killing doctors that administered COVID-19 vaccines in Florida meanwhile Donald Trump is like yes I was signed a memorabilia you're right this is old Trump behavior what are you doing Trump this is not his not his behavior huh no he's not he doesn't he doesn't have it like that white lady no longer white ladies are no longer trying to throw it back for Donald Trump what's opposite of Riz I don't know this no there is nothing as opposite of Riz Liz just the L Riz is the opposite of Riz L Riz so much more we're doing a lot like going on my official Trump digital trading cards are ninety nine dollars which doesn't sound like very much for what you're getting by one and you will join a great it doesn't sound like very much for what you're getting which is nothing exclusive community it's my community and I think it's something you're going to like and you're gonna like it a lot they also make perfect gifts so you can buy them with your credit card or you need is an email address go to collect Trump cards dot com and buy your Trump digital trading cards right now before they are all gone and they will be gone it doesn't exist how do you run out of digital cards because they artificially like the artificial scarcity they just make it seem like there's only like one of ten but I doubt it I doubt that these guys are held out there we're both the audio over here artificial scarcity is only important if there's like a resale market I don't think anyone's reselling this shit you know you're holding on to your life well on here do which one do you like because I'll I'll treat you right now here you're gonna buy anyone yeah Trump homeland is pretty hot I do you have them yeah is you on this day on how do I take a screenshot I'm a shift command for yeah shift yeah command for okay perfect so it do you like this one some I like that one okay wait what what are you doing this is a legal behavior is illegal stop in cutaway cutaway stop it stop it what are you doing it's on these snowflakes what the fuck I can't believe you did that literally that you would have been a motherfucker I don't want to be a conspiracy I'm putting it on the line no you're an accessory to this shit we're going to jail ladies and gentlemen we got him yeah so scarcity 90 more yeah fuck now all right anyway from el Trump embarrassing cringe actually my fav part though is his fans are super unhappy about this which I don't get you know just trying to read trying to raise it got rizzy up his supporters okay you got to stop saying it it's over I think officially it went once it reaches Ethan the meme is dead again I'm trying to raise the people oh god oh that sounds good to me well here is uh here's the folder of all the of the reactions of his peeps I know these I mean I've seen these guys are my replies I'm off I got banned on Twitter but yeah man when all patriots are looking for us hope for the future of our country and Trump hypes up with a big announcement then they drop a local hey don't call it local did you see that elephant local the NFT collection video as the announcement just pushes people away damn it's almost like he's a con artist but no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no it's that easy to do these motherfuckers I mean Elon is doing it right now all he needs to do is say woke mind virus and every conservative would be like yes sir no it's okay if you can like read my DMS with every single person and and ban whoever the fuck you want really no in that but Elon literally is doing the thing that conservatives claimed like liberal Twitter was doing you know being petty and like banning people randomly for their political beliefs or like you know otherwise being like a nuisance Elon is just straight up doing that right now and every server's like well actually there's a good reason for that he didn't he's wicked to us dude what he talking yeah he literally just made a new rule so he could ban the kid who was tracking his flight yeah that was the biggest L ever actually I've got a great bit on that too because there's a subreddit it's super popular now have you seen that no what is it Trump flight tracker it's and it's got like hundreds of thousands now and I think I want to encourage everyone to follow that because it's really good well technically like yeah all that is public information anyway it's just like it's FAA like you have to admit the irony is that I do think that billionaires are gonna get pissed off about this now and then they're gonna make it so that like private jets are not trackable or something and then 9-11-2 baby bro it's like you can afford security stop whining just get just hire a fucking bodyguard free he has too many kids right yeah you know you have to hold up the need like he's no longer the rich man on the planet protect his family kids love Hitler yeah he already has that he already has like private mercenaries protecting him general right said seriously that was the announcement I thought he was taken down the deep state you were really far off you were like really far off no it's just a it's just a grift to nft grift kidding the man has done everything for our country oh she's she's boot looking without his efforts and sacrifice we would not be where we are today yes he's made mistakes but the things he's uncovered are priceless what I'm buying then FT collection hard truth time this is not good we're facing a threat to civilization from far left this Marxist extremists teasing and if the cars a major announcement is not kind of fight people want to do everyone's a liberal this is like lib behavior they're like oh not a good look sweaty like that's what they're doing in Donald Trump yeah literally like you know how like a lot of liberals have this attitude where it's like the world is fucking ending and like there's some truth to that right but like that motivates every facet of their existence and then like they get mad at innocuous shit like your content consumption or who you're fucking following or whatever and they're like the world is ending how dare you talk about this right now instead of something else like it's that attitude on the right now they're like pedophiles are running the government why would you sell an nft while that's happening you'd be killing the pedophiles that are running the government instead not a good looks sweaty that's exactly the same shit happening on the right and now they've become liberals and therefore it's good for America in a weird way because that means that like you know they'll lose because liberals love losing right we'll find a way but I'm really pleased to announce that we are dropping a leftovers nft collection with us in astronaut before thank you Bob out the door do not right click save as why does it say forty five on us it's his age well his sister five to do yeah what is why does it say forty five on on our alphab why is it oh we are not the forty for president we just put our faces over Trump that's what's double fact dude whatever how's what's he gonna steal before he stole it to begin with loser there's a chance to visit the twenty billion-dollar compound if you buy one of our cards that chance if ten people buy that card today he'll make one million dollars that's not what I was hoping for the announcement was gonna be as a matter of fact I think this is worthy of the word announcement I'm disappointed I was expecting to say he's running for speaker something significant to do with our country shopping by the nft like what would you do a speaker of the house like what do you what do you think he's gonna do each on her by them but like but you can't but that's just a speaker the house can't do that this is from our conservative which is my favorite place find coke this one the cringiest things I've ever seen I hope one of the cards is of Trump jumping this shark okay wow you guys used to be a safe space what happened I think they're on the DeSantis train because they're little bitches that's the their disloyal is all the fucking turnco they're so fake dude they're so spineless and fake like Donald Trump is better than Ronald Reagan he saved the country this anomaly guys just a straight anti-semit I want to see what he has to say he always has the worst opinions dude every time like every time I see his name on the timeline is like literally the dumbest thing he's like look like he's got a good idea about the Jews actually like okay bro we get it he says he's been acting like big pharma clown for two years now why cuz he got the vaccine but for some reason a lot of his supporters wanted to gaslight him live for him and let him fall this hard he's been a garbage leader for two years now running around the country selling his glorious Fauci yeah they're mad at him because he's giving everybody the Fauci algae my pronouns are impeached Fauci rather rather no no he said my pronouns are arrest Fauci I think yeah but that was fun thought you guys would enjoy that you know it's a big announcement this was interesting take I saw last night on Twitter Eric Erickson okay dude what's your middle name Eric saw well is it there's W in there so I mean where it fucking Derek Eric Erickson what he was just an e-turn on its side what truly oh good call you need to tone it down so what is a conservative could wake up in the morning be denied service at a restaurant in that afternoon in the afternoon that's actually wait what that's right that's actually happening what the that's right read this one under it pretty soon we're gonna have Democrats only size posted establishments the civil like the civil rights movement conservatives are the new black people from the 1960s that's right I'm tired of being bro I'm telling you like let me oppress you dude like let me give you an actual fucking hard time so you guys don't have to like fantasize about being impressed all the time oh they'll lose it no that's what I mean like they're so desperate to be oppressed like they're just making shit up I've never they're always like constantly looking for new ways of oppression new struggles when there's none in their lives it's indicative of that lack of struggle I like how they're like I'm making sure what they're referring to that's good this great struggle but they immediately jump to we're like Jim Crow blacks I'm telling you man let me let me let me Adam you know what it's a win win it's a win win like let me actually I think we should actually unironically cut legislation that's like if you're a Republican like you're not allowed to eat at this establishment right you know what I mean like make real sounds and stuff no I wouldn't go that far but I don't know just like don't serve the meals it like actually go to the Applebee CEO and say you know Applebee's you have a profoundly important role to play in the conservative yeah lifestyle you are going to allow liberals to get five dollars a lot of no poppers but if you're a conservative you have a ten dollars oh shit that's fucked up and yeah only liberals get to break the waitresses and you have to show like a friendship card something yeah yeah conservatives can only order solid yeah solid only oh that's really good of course your vegetarian mind would come up with such an evil plot yeah there was a vegetarian wasn't he I think he's a vegan even he was a vegan maybe what a woken I don't know I'm not a study on Hitler is a Kanye West so I'm surprised Kanye hasn't brought that up yeah he was a woken was Hitler yeah he was a vegetarian all his life okay right on he's like listen I just I love animals and I don't want to hurt them yes every Jew anyway yeah cows are just sweet and we don't like to harm the cows that does kind of correspond to vegan behavior a little bit beans love making that begins with like we would need a disabled person immediately they would say yes I would what are you talking about if they were delicious yeah do you know this guy is a MAGA pastor Trump cultist Shane Vaughn no check this out he's pissed about the Brittany Griner deal we exchanged Brittany Griner and WNBA player for the merchant of death aka he's not happy about this the Brittany do yeah it's rather Brittany look at the Adam's apple darling oh he's oh he throws a basketball around and Niels during the Pledge of allegiance to the flag I'm not refusing to pledge his allegiance judge drugs hates America and brother Brittany has a wife like you pause for a second yo this is so played out and I like not all not all not all but like I gotta say some here man yo I think maybe it's because they're like all theater kids or whatever in like whatever backwater po don't cousin fucking town they come from but every fucking southern extremist pastor I see is fruity is fuck dude I swear to god like what is that what the fuck's going on like I maybe like they because they love like they have pizzazz they want to be like theater kids and that's why they become pastor some ship like that dude is like I can I can you know I see it I've been saying that and people get mad at me when I say that but you're right because it's not just homophobia is not coming exclusively from you know gay people that work or in a closet people but like repressed homosexuality definitely is a thing but how can you how can you hate gay people so much and they consume so much of your mind and you don't at least have thought a one-time at least about touching or tasting a dick like it's like you know it's like you take Michael Jackson for example and not to compare them but you go you ask yourself okay people say Michael Jackson's innocent right so you say okay Michael Jackson slept in a bed with how many kids how many times and you're telling me he didn't flick their dick once at least why are we talking about I'm just saying like you got to play the odd you gotta play the odds with my saying that these guys thinking about gay people all fucking die brother yeah I mean I think that this guy this guy's a little zesty okay that's all I'm saying he's giving he's giving 21 can you do something for me okay yeah yeah yeah yeah that's right that right brother Brittany has a wife that sounds fine you know I mean that's traditional values brother no he's just he's like misgendering assist you know assist woman because she's not subscribing the traditional standards she's too tall I guess he's a man yeah then he criticized this man for having a wife like hello the merchant of death is the Bill Gates of arms dealing it's not true our American fake pseudo government felt that we could afford to let the merchant of death go that's all Putin wanted was the merchant of death that was our ace of stage darling if you want to get come on come on you know what I'm saying darling he's yeah he's given he's given zest I learned yesterday that poppers loosing the butthole during gay sex where who told us Avi yeah super mega taught me that I didn't know that yeah I did some poppers with them oh for real yeah how was it my butthole did not feel loose yeah it was really good sir something yeah it was really hard to take both of them at the same time still okay well that is a lot for those of you who don't know I thought it was a podcast it's just two dudes having gay sex right and you know what I went on I'm thinking like I was gonna be podcast nope just gay sex again that sounds nice yeah yeah shit yeah so poppers apparently back brother Brittany then why don't you go find a Russian prostitute that we've got in jail and give her back in exchange for brother Brittany because their value is about the same what you see our professor Toto says the quiet part out loud your professor to tell your name after the little bank thank you a little dog from house and what our calls are professor Toto our fuck was awesome professor to tell I got some math in fucking hotel room I can't even I just he's cute he is cute I like his style he's a little pork Lee and I like that anyway okay you see our professor Toto says the quiet part out loud I say what you've been thinking that I ain't never had thoughts like you brother um yeah I love that he's like a merchant of death if he heard what the merchant of death had to say about like the 72 genders or whatever he probably love it though he's like thank God a bright patriot was released I'll take it back brother you hate the trans just like I do yeah I'm surprised he even like criticized I want that you be down with yeah um let's see a mayor Marjorie Taylor girl girl is so stupid I like Titan green is the best yeah but she actually has um an interesting shopping list at Target and CBS you guys will notice take a listen absolutely no you know what's funny about this is like is always a self-report is like Jordan Peterson being like I can't find good child pornography nowadays my Lee face smiley face I'm like what I don't we ever showed that one why did you say that what is wrong with you I mean I think maybe she's confusing with Amazon because you sure can on Amazon brother I but like what's up like what I actually like man I've been a targeted CVS never seen a butt plug or a dildo I mean it could it could have helped in a pinch you know what I mean sometimes okay sometimes your your vibrator runs out of power and like you know it's you lost the fucking charger you know you pop on over to the target I've never I've not like a big Vaney cock but like a person on the soldier type oh yeah actually they do have a you have cock rings at Target yeah one I don't yeah I know they do yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't think it's not good like a well condom thing yeah go to the bottom like sexual wellness section they do have like cock ring sometimes but it's like not a good one it's not like like they have build-as and vibrators but it's not like a vibrator you think like a personal massage like a massage no they sell they sell vibrators well it's a well bath massage right it doesn't look like like I said big vein I can speak but the cock I was like specifically if you go to the sexual wellness like you know the condom section they have like one of those rinky dink like not even silicone cock rings that have a vibrator attached to it but it's not very good you tried it yeah yeah I just remembered so Marjorie she's not very girthy she's a she's into that so huh oh for sure is that yeah okay with the cross-vide structure right that's why and to be honest you can tell she's freaky and I don't mean to judge but you can tell she's like crazy yeah she's you know I mean like she got that and I listen I'm just saying and there's you know how do I I gotta do a thousand a disclaimers here so what do you mean there's nothing wrong with your sex shame and your day is nothing wrong with your dream whatever dude she's marginal and Taylor green she eats fucking babies who cares what she puts in her ass yeah anything she can do in reach she probably shows up her ass oh she freaked them out a little bit yeah I wanted it hard I wanted it I wanted to get specific with it like just lean into it like you know you know you can get booty bootcamp at one of these places now you go to target they're selling it to you I tried it okay first I tried it with the six-inch or just like go further into it and do it like describing to I didn't want to do it folks I didn't want to do it that's why my divorce happened she's the first victim of divorce court on the female side love that my friends did you know they got them nice butt plugs at Target that vibrate when your partner has an app on their phone it's disgusting I got oh and then she's like oh yeah I hate it I hate one of them things where like you know you put it inside of you and it lights up when your partners tapping on and on their phone I got a butt plug so bright my eyeball shine you know they called him Bay of Dragons folks it's like a it's like alien penis with like multiple heads on it it's disgusting and they're way too big by the way too big yeah I prefer the horse wounds them's as big but not too big so Jordan Peterson who is now of course boot licking for Elon Musk no yes you are I think I had to throw the disclaimer up but this one when we're when we're covering it crazy yeah we just we've disavowed this one Jordan yes this is not a banger okay Robert Reich said Elon Musk is enabled to turn this one to a torn up at home and attacks lies floated as jokes and blatant misinformation Jordan Peterson quote to it and said it's getting just impossible to find child porn dot dot smiley face it's like this implies that you have looked my man you have tried desperately to find it like in the past and easily accessed it and like now it's getting harder like dude I have never seen child porn on Twitter and I've never tried it I don't understand like I don't know how the fuck you even find this shit and I feel like it says more about you if you know how to access child porn like these like what do you mean yeah how do you gauge that based on before when you were finding it and now your favorite accounts are banned like what I actually don't know you got I'm good at that Los Angeles true this is in Canada though but we can put up no fly on it yeah dude sees this fucking hard drive what's going on dude god damn it I had to down I got him to enjoy Pearson well let's see here I haven't I had to download what's the name of the other browser where you can tour I had to I had to download tour to find much kitty porn I usually go to kitty my favorite kitty I'm fucking up my accent I go and find my kitty porn but counts on Twitter think hermit the frog but then there you go there it is coming here I had to download tour it's hard we are definitely demonetized it's hard to find it on tour you gotta find look all kind of find a website you're a way Susan's letting this slide Ethan what are you doing it's hard but I found one that's was basically Auschwitz for my penis gassed it all not it's my struggle there did everyone is always talking about theirs but my struggle is not being able to find easily accessible CP on Twitter I'm glad it I'm absolutely in channels on sex bring back the child pornography on Twitter okay please okay let's move on all right where would we be without child pornography on Twitter I want to see her bombing I didn't have to get to watch this part yeah oh no like that group of individuals has never laughed a day in their lives but like it doesn't take much for them to clap for you at least you know I mean I need to say is like Nancy Pelosi is a Russian spy and everyone be like a he's a communist and even then like you lost that crowd that's crazy they're there to like literally clap for you in applause rakes all right clap if you think she's tougher you know they're just getting increasingly unhinged like Ben Shapiro did a 40 minute rant on like gay marriage being a bad thing and slippery slope to like people marrying dogs and that's like come on you got to move off that by now nobody I'm saying like they're getting increasingly unhinged like they're trying to say like oh gay marriage hypothetically if gay marriage is loud and codified by the government well then they're coming for you they want to groom your children it's like what that doesn't even make any literally no thread there they can actually yeah but so you're probably speaking about the marriage respect for marriage act that was recently signed actually bipartisan I was happy to see yeah a lot of Republicans from Mitch McConnell he was like I hate my interracial marriage that I'm in well I thought I could stop it from going forward I just don't want to make a decision for all the people of America but abortion should should definitely lose like bro you're literally a politician like that's your job so Biden signed it in which is awesome actually 2008 Biden apparently says he doesn't support gay marriage so God bless him a long way but no he's just listen he learned he changed I find he did he did he that's growth sweaty that's what he demonstrated okay this that's the way they're talking about it like this man is not a fucking political demon like of course back then it was not even though it was fashionable them because they're cowardly and 100% did not want to fight for it because they never want to yeah exactly they never want to take a step in the right direction they're unprincipled but then does this on the other side where he will act like like like he did in 2019 when he was on the Joe Rogan experience I covered this on my show yesterday he was saying like I'm not a theocratic fascist so I don't have a problem with gay marriage from a legal standpoint but now he's like all about having a problem with gay marriage from legal signed yeah because because you know 63 Supreme Court let's go yeah so the right wing reaction to this bipartisan bill they basically said that they will not discriminate against gay couples or I guess interracial couples do which is so interesting that that actually need to be said no they did that I mean the Republicans are right when they say that like they add that on specifically because well the main reason is because you know which I forget what justice it was that said that Obergefell is up for is upper discussion yeah yeah yeah with her leader analysis so and also interracial marriage as well loving Virginia under that same privacy like say under under the same interpretation of like privacy established by the Constitution so that's the reason why they did this it's symbolic for the most part but Tom you know conservatives love just saying like anything that's pro queer automatically is grooming and you know pedophilia while simultaneously you know are hyping up rumors and pedophiles yeah it was a lot of zombies by the way check out this photo shop was awesome here is Tucker saying Biden's passing the Amerigality Act is basically talk you should try and promote drag shows distract from other issues interesting insight people talk about stuff like this particularly when it's not strictly speaking relevant because they want to talk about other things and that makes it even more interesting that Joe Biden's hand words 16 years later are telling him to talk about gay marriage in drag shows anything to distract you and in fact it's that was an interesting insight is he talking about no I think they're like they're playing fast and lose right like on the one hand I think he brought up he did bring up the the gay nightclub that was shot well there he and I think like because Republican commentators have like completely given up the game and like openly stated their desire to murder gay people in their you know places of comfort he's basically saying like oh no the you know the place got shot up because there was a drag show and when Joe Biden brings up the nightclub that was shot up he's actually bringing up drag show he's the you know man can you believe God look at her she is just a Titan she says gay marriage is not anywhere under attack in this country in fact the mayor Jack is a trick to turn gay community against the Republican party oh that's interesting nice what it really is is it's another Democrat trick to use and campaign ads that's all this is because they know for a fact that gay marriage is not here is oh Jesus that's right that I like oh god that's I mean she's already so fucking broke let me see that margarine margarine only that used to shoot please tree and no one's trying to take it away from them the whole purpose of that bill is an attack on Christians and it's an attack on religious freedom that's exactly what that bill is about it is and it will be used against Republicans in campaign ads of oh they voted against gay marriage and why did they vote against it's a fear thing why did you vote against it was a idiot like why why did you do that then like it was so simple then why did you do it just you should have voted for it then it's fucking dumb and right that's fair but it at the same time it's an attack on Christians somehow you know yeah I just they're so annoying still not sure about that one so they're you they're going to try to use the gay community to turn them against the Republican party because guess what the LGBT and well go with lgb I don't know about the T's and the cues but I like to halfway there to respecting yeah I don't know about go all right you convinced me on the LB L B part that you know but all the T's and Q's I'm ready for all that she is British coated with how ugly she is so it's no wonder that she posted up with the fucking lgb over there I wouldn't be I wouldn't call her but if anyone deserves to be called ugly what's her her soul the inside right her face or body or no she looks like a fucking Titan what are you gonna tell me like oh man giving you know Marjorie Taylor Greene might not hear your words about how she looks like a fucking Titan from attack on Titan but my friend who does look like a Titan will is that we're gonna say she's uniquely ugly okay none of her what's no she's a fucking beast she's a disgusting look at her soul her soul is ugly she's a fucking vile freak of a person I agree I mean she is just like burned and tar and fat her soul she's a pig her soul is there but coming out this no my point I'm just trying to get away with going on her ugly fucking big I mean like the way I see it like the way I see I don't want people act like this is in the case but like yeah I mean sure there are people who don't have the best physical qualities or whatever but like their personalities are wonderful and you don't consider them to be ugly at all like Adam Driver right it's you now know why you watch your mouth you see them shirtless watch your fucking mouth why that why are you coming for that dude we disavow but no but she's a fucking piggy she's a piggy out the roots wait wait wait come on piggy her soul yes yes I won't get in the mud and wrestle with that ugly fucking pig ass she's just so you should be ashamed of yourself her insides are so awful to just like seeped out to the outside right is what I mean no she's why she is wild though and all seriousness inside and out well inside of her soul and outside of her soul most of them many of them and dummy you're not even worth the fucking effort stupid ass pig ass fucking face soul anyway that's MTG whatever fuck all these people you know I mean there's Hannity and Ingram but who cares fucking losers we get it you don't like gay people how many times you didn't say it well the LG base fine not the Tato I love that she's what it's progress it's the same shit always it's just like they are trying to teeter along the boundaries of what is considered acceptable levels of hatred that's what it is like just like they used to say Judea Christian values and then Marshall Taylor green drop the Judeo pretty quick it was like this is a Christian nation actually we just said Judeo because I thought they had the lasers and I was afraid but then I found out when I went to the Holocaust Museum they told me they don't have the laser so I'll just say is a Christian nation now I'm I'm no longer afraid yeah maybe that's why she was saying Judea Christian okay so let's talk about um Elon Musk planning banning the kid who's been tracking his private jet and then we'll get into our headed abate your mega family um so free speech absolutist Elon Musk who banned me by the way and I am still banned me well yeah you did violate the law yeah I did steal someone's identity no you violated the law by offending Elon Musk that's sure that is the law that is the law the land now Ethan yes so check this out he I remember he tweeted this he says and he even fucking made a point of saying this my commitment to free speech extends even to not banning the account following my plane even though that is a direct personal safety risk well that's big of him yeah they don't want to know how many times Kimball Musk is like flying to fucking you know every house that you're free Epstein ever lived in you know what I mean like they just don't want that out there that's probably why he's upset it does make me think he's flying to shady spots of course he's flying to shady spots no it's also because like Elon Musk is supposedly Mr. Green right Mr.

Green energy right and like we all know private jets are massive consumers massive carbon polluters and he probably doesn't want people to know that he's flying from fucking Dallas to Los Angeles like three times a week back and forth as six goddamn trips of a nine minute fucking flight and that's precisely the reason why he's like you know upset on that front too yeah so what that's that's a big proclamation he made by the way if you go down so Elon Jet oh well here look we'll get to that you know yeah so basically there's this kid quite infamous he made a tracker that follows Elon Musk private jet Elon Musk actually offered a buy it from him I for those for the record yeah he tried to silence the account for $5,000 this stuff is is readily available you can find Elon Musk's flights still regardless of whether it's on Twitter or not because it is it's a FAA protocol every flight that flies has to be tracked and it is being tracked in real time all the time this is commercial flights this is private flights as well okay we live in a post 9 11 world every flight that we know is out there you can track with the exception of I think Janice that's the one Janice air is I would it's called I forget the one the little red plane that goes to area 51 oh I see but and maybe some other ones but you know that's all that this bot was doing was and there's plenty of bots that do this on Twitter there was one that was tracking the Russian oligarch jets as a matter of fact and and Elon literally at first he took down Jack Sweeney's you know Elon jet account which was tracking Elon's private jet then he took down the SpaceX jet account which was a corporate jet account that was tracking SpaceX corporate jet flights then he took down Jack Sweeney's account his personal account okay and he banned links to this kids Instagram and shit like yeah he banned links to his Instagram that has that and he hit it with the CP marker basically like when you can't even DM it to someone like it's the highest level it is literally the highest level of security for for a particular a particular link yeah so you couldn't even DM it to one another if you wanted like he's so openly just moderating Twitter on his own whims about what offends him personally it's like actually fucking insane and by the way so he went from he went from I will not even ban this person I'm such a free speech absolutist to real-time posting of someone else's location violates doxing policy but delayed posting of locations are okay and by the way he got corrected or amended publishing flight records is protected under the first amendment what is going on here I thought he was a first amendment absolutist there's even port president on this yeah no it's it's it's wild that he's like I mean he's a billionaire he changed the law as well you know what I mean he probably will eventually to make it so that like private jets can no longer be trackable or something that's but that count is still up on other social medias however he completely wiped it off the website then unbanned the jax weenie's personal account then re-banded then openly admitted that it was actually a personal matter for him said that he was going to sue jax weenie and claim that he was yeah he said he there's a lawsuit coming for a lawsuit coming for it was in against his poor kid yeah it was in one of his replies because he said that like little X was was stopped by a a stalker whose car was you know traced and then the guy stopped the car and jumped on the hood of the car that his son was in he's saying that he's no he's not saying saying legal action is our he's saying legal action against jax weenie I don't think that's what he said no that's it's a I'm seeing articles that he is oh my god you are such a loser last night car carrying little X and LA was followed by crazy soccer thinking it was me who lit her block car from moving and climbed on the hood legal action is being taken against weenie an organization supported harm to my family bro you for all I know fucking hired that dude of so you can no no I think like I think that as a billionaire I've heard this from I mean I'll just say it I've heard this from grimes like personally that a lot of people stock her and her child yeah and and Elon Musk as well of course he's a fucking billionaire like I got stalkers motherfucker and I you know what I mean I'm no I guess like dude you want to be this most famous man in the world so desperately of course there's gonna be people fuck and that's still completely unacceptable of course like that that she is insane luckily Elon Musk also has you know gorillions of fucking dollars and therefore is capable of hiring like security teams for himself that still doesn't make it just ifiable but this has nothing to do with your fucking private jet if like Twitter I mean yeah Twitter is not supposed to be like your your little private place base where you can just I'm apparently it is now I mean it is but at least people should acknowledge what a petty little fucking bitch boy he is and that he's really just moderating it on a whim based on his own yeah and to make that grand proclamation of I will not even ban this dude and then he's like I'm suing him and I banned all his accounts and I hate his guts yeah he also he also wrote this policy specifically in a way that like I mean they did this oh haphazardly they literally did this last second and he wrote this fucking policy in a way where basically like lives of TikTok is fine if she docks is like queer teenagers or queer professors or whatever right but like people that would then you know post-lips of TikTok's information will go will no longer be able to you know be on Twitter people can you know go to an event go to like a drag you know go to drag brunch or whatever and you know with weapons and film everyone that's there but if you actually film the person with a gun then you know you're if you're at the drag lunch and or drag brunch and you're filming the people that are there you're doxing them by the way here's Twitter safety post which I think Elon wrote he's just logged into his alt without their private information policy prohibiting sharing someone else's live location when someone shares an individual's live location on Twitter there's an increased risk of physical harm I mean you're talking about yourself but okay not for normal people no there is I mean he's right about that like I mean that's understandable okay but but the idiocy was from all the Elon dig riders in my fucking mentions being like well what if someone like you know your house records are public like what if someone docks you I'm like okay first of all welcome to my life the secondly secondly like there's a difference between jet flight patterns and your fucking home that you live it okay or the car that you're driving why because the car is easily accessible your home is easily accessible with but your flight patterns are are still there's like a level of protection that you have because not everybody has a fucking you know anti-aircraft missile system like how are they gonna fucking intercept your flight this is an interesting question under the update of policy with Lauren Belbert have been suspended for life-tweeting anti-policities whereabouts during the January instruction oh no oh there this this one this speaker has been removed from the chamber I guess maybe but I think he's a fuck but yeah I mean it's not no surprise that Elon's a little bitch boy fucking sensitive little piggy oh come on piggy mm-hmm yeah it was just it was definitely it was definitely like a petty move it's so obvious it's so transparent it's so gross and I don't fault Elon for doing that like his abuse of power is a given right he of course he was gonna do that he's like a fucking real-life villain what I do hate is all the dumbass like peasant-brained idiots that are defending his his like very clear abuse of power right like there should be something intrinsic to the human condition that goes you know what this guy's abusing his authority in like a very obvious way yeah you feel that way when a bouncer doesn't let you into a club you feel that way when a manager like enforces their authority over you and forces you to do the day shift when you know you have something going on in the family and you can't work that day but for some weird reason people cannot feel that way when it's like someone that they've deified because they're a billionaire and they are powerful in that position and every move that they make is like the adequate one he's he's playing 5d chess all the time it's like no man he's not he's just like making shit up as he goes along you're too stupid to fucking see it yeah well guys if you're passionate about this there's a subreddit called Elon jet tracker and it's become quite popular I just like to know you know from 12 hours ago this is all data from Elon's jet that's okay to share Epstein's that's funny keep to you that's a 12 trips to this location so that's not real you can't actually land on Epstein Island it's too small to land on Little St. James okay you know a lot about Epstein's Island 100% you're getting me I did like an eight hour I once uploaded a eight hour video on Jeffrey Epstein to YouTube and my channel was blacklisted like I am very very in tune with the Jeffrey Epstein saga this is but yeah this is awesome so in tune that I know you love my brother Kimball Musk actually party with Jeffrey Epstein and was making a lot of trips to the Jeffrey Epstein compound in New York Kimball Musk maybe people should start asking questions about what Kimball has been up to where's Kimball's left where's Kimball here I want some kid anyway here's his jet right now by the way if anyone's wondering let's see where is it I guess it's loading let's see yeah we know we know I fucking that one is so cringe wait where's the jet I think he might have like figured out a private it like wait how cuz he was trying to do that for so long I think he originally there's a couple different ways you can do it it's told we're dark he's gone dark yeah or he's right here and as a loaded is it possible that he's in Einfield is it seems unlikely is it possible he is on the corner of stop let's see we found him folks he's on the corner of Einfield and Lake Court Vale with a foot he also like took a photo of someone and posted it under that anyone recognize this person or car what the fuck is that that's the person who that's the stalker that's insane that guy doing yeah you know by the way bonus Elon Musk has sold 3.6 billion in Tesla stock just yesterday yesterday so cash it out Tesla's also down 60% this year so we wish him the best we love Elon Musk we kitty Elon Musk so guys as you know we all coming together during the holidays and we all got uncles and got for big brothers sisters parents who they're just watch Fox News too much you know or Ben Shapiro or Alex Jones or the list goes on mm-hmm and so you gonna have to sit at a table share some hand sometimes the conversation gets political so we're gonna do a little cosplay here in the tradition of the holidays I will be playing uncle Nathaniel claims me I watch Fox News and I love Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity they are my favorite I get all my news but I got this live nephew he's a fucking live I am I'm poisoned is gravy so let's start do we have a stinger or something to get in and know okay okay okay awesome all right here we go guys make sure my hat's on right they're getting the character with the sting from last year yeah hit me so I gotta transform oh what there is that's the one from last I mean whatever it's still good it's so good because it was Thanksgiving thing but you know why do things you think we know but that's not a good general you're right dinner's dinner so I've been thinking you know really Biden's been destroying this great country inflation is through the roof they teaching our youngs to be homosexuals the gays and preschool the god dang can out of control epidemic woke mind virus poison in our kids and turn them into communist Nazis well we what we gonna do about it okay uncle Nathaniel we're we're putting you in the old folks home next year we're gonna do about it okay I'm so vote from there whenever whenever uncle Nathaniel brings up inflation one of the things you can immediately bring up is the fact that you know Republicans have actually brought zero to the table as far as combating inflation now the difference is for the fine people that actually is a cause for inflation that's an inflationary move that's what you can increase taxes to to potentially stop inflation what do you some kind of economists I miss the chapter where you got a degree in the only the there are multiple methods of dealing with inflation want there is congressional methods you can deal with inflation you know taxes increasing taxes is one of the ways that you can do it but unfortunately only use that and there and that is a separate body and it doesn't require congressional action is and Congress is unfortunately boy I'm talking all this jibber gabber I just like Trump and he don't get done by them destroying this country well Trump actually pumped way more money to the economy than anyone else did in the beginning of the pandemic which you know had no that was all over from Obama that's not that's not a holdover it was passed over the bad economy was passed to him by Obama the economy was actually very good when it passed over to Donald Trump well I don't know about all that as far as the young ones being taught homosexuality that's not a real thing either every single instance of like kitty litter boxes in schools or you know teachers teaching about like anal sex the children they're all almost always entirely false I seen on Joe Rogan he said Joe Rogan's a good man Joe Rogan is an idiot Joe Rogan is a wise and good man Joe Rogan is a self-admitted idiot and an eight Joe Rogan said he's seen it a friend has seen a kitty box Joe Rogan also openly admitted that Joe Rogan also openly admitted that story was false I ain't seen that well he did find a video of your mom I don't know about all right what else you got uncle and I saw you know Joe Biden he's trying to destroy marriage for good Christians you know he's on us with this respect for marriage act the games wait the games went having no problems why they got to make it all problem with respect the gay marriage they're trying to destroy Christianity I'll tell you what might they gonna cause a flood like we never seen these are not common curve balls Nathaniel they come in but I don't know how to debauchery leaves the flood you know how it works the only real floods that are happening are happening as a consequence of climate change that was happening I want you Jim or Jambo as far as yeah as far as you know gay gay people causing floods I can't speak on that but respect for marriage is you know codified as a consequence of just squares Tom and says opinion in the aftermath of the abortion ban or the abortion decision where it felt like the 6-3 Supreme Court that is majority conservative was threatening potentially interracial marriage and for that reason Congress decided to codify it which was a good move ultimately I just think it's a way it's nothing to you you know you know and all I have to get to and we got a what cater to them gays always if it's not that big of a deal to worry that upset about it also as far as you know if you hate the gays don't you want them to also get divorced and be victims of divorce court like you uncle Nathaniel this is a divorce court are coming to the gays as well I own the divorce twice and you know my last wife Vicki was a bitch that's what I'm saying now now now the gay communities can also be impacted in a similar capacity I don't know about all the perils of divorce only the man women here let me see this Joe Rogan talk about them kitty look it spoke about the crazy rumor on his podcast my friend his wife is a school teacher see that's how I heard him say it she is weird it's like an urban legend I fed into that I don't think they actually did it doesn't seem to be please put that on but that's not still no no listen well he said while you ain't listening stopping other influencer saying there's a chance he just said I don't think he's covering the basis so we can't get mobbed by liberals there's a there's a change in the year could strike every school to but you know he didn't say it did but it's not happening he didn't say that this and he did say it he said I don't think it happened and then he went did you not see it did not win there's no win god damn it there was no way to chip was really I don't think you're on the TV look at me boy all right what else what else we already covered the Joe Rogan thing so you can see all of them yeah that's true we did cover that one there you all heard about this critical race theory I just don't think our kids need to be learn about this nonsense ain't nothing racist about our country I don't see no slaves what do you think critical race theory is and is that why people need feel guilty about everything that's not what critical is there that white people they the root of all the evil that's not what critical is not about you but I'm a nice one which you can make me but I still take care of all my money she ain't ever said nothing about some black folk that's not what critical race theory is and that is not being taught in schools regardless but if you think that what I heard if you think the critical race theory is about like instilling white guilt in the population you know that's it you could you learn about what is actually being advocated or being advocated against being taught in schools which is the genuine devastating contemporary impacts of shadow slavery shadow one and the reality that systemic racism exists within our community racism racism is just a conspiracy I tell you man I look around ain't no slaves black people they got it good today boy they got it good they got it better than me they don't there are disparities that still exist in society black people my child my child oh Kenny he couldn't get into no goddamn school you talking me about black people got hard now ain't no affirmative after your child can get into school because because he was homeschooled by you uncle Nathaniel that's why he couldn't get into school I don't trust the institutions you don't know how you don't even know what two plus two is one plus one is it's a man in a woman yeah exactly that's why no wonder your kid can get into school but as far as as far as the system goes as far as systemic racism goes there's either external factors or internal factors as to why black people as a whole under perform regardless of their socioeconomic status when compared to other people of similar statuses like a rich black person or a rich black family and rich white family under similar conditions will will often yield worse results for the black family now either you believe that this is a consequence of external conditions which then you would have to admit is systemic racism or you think it's internal conditions intrinsic factors and then you would have to use okay well that's racist inherently okay if we're these races because all I see is them black on black people they out there doing crime and all know if they like on black black crime rates are identical to white on white crime races because crime is conducted within either the family or in the neighborhoods that people live in a very segregated didn't want live a life of crime then why don't they move out the poor neighborhoods well they were forced into living in poor neighborhoods you live in a poor neighborhood why can't you live in Beverly Hills well need no black around here well I mean but you're still living in a poor neighborhood uncle Nathaniel it's for their because it's hard it's hard to move out of that neighborhood right I don't know okay what I got all that one all right you got me there I'll admit yeah but I'll tell you man immigration is ruining this good country man they send in all the worst over that rapists crime drug dealers they come here for the green card and they skip the line I don't like the Mexicans I don't like them okay I'll tell you they ruin in all of our everything immigration or immigrants whether undocumented or document the immigrants actually cause skin is dark I don't like them okay well that's pretty racist what it is what it is on immigration is not a contributing factor to a crime rate that is supposedly skyrocketing which is not even happening crime is not on the up in comparison to year over year considerations you look back in the 90s crime is at an all-time low this is almost like a global reality for every other country as well as the United States of America when I put on the local news and Fox all I see is violent crimes here because I believe that liberal media is brainwashing everybody so is the conservative media Fox News is the most popular media network on the in the United States and they're brain washing you into thinking that crime is happening in every corner in big cities when that is not the case I never even I won't go to L.F. or say my momma from a crocodile uncle uncle in the city is dangerous as all that city's dangerous as a horns net and a milk in a cowboy's titties okay well let me ask you this then you think these liberals are there so they're right they're scared they're fearful what soy soy like gay what's and scared I never I ain't even a game with gays okay but liberals are their pussies right yeah lip bars their pussies okay then are you telling me that like lip tars that live in these big cities lip tarts you live in these big cities but you can't because you're afraid of the big city hmm how I can't wear no gun how are these how are these softies able to live how are these softies able to live in these like crime ridden cities while still maintaining their softies that is scared without even a gun they scared they stay in the apartments and do all that postmates business okay I went there and I can't even get strapped with a weapon I'd overrun by the homeless yeah yeah homelessness is a consequence of market conditions specifically the housing market big real estate developers are making it so that it's a place they just don't want to work that's not true as a matter of fact plenty of homeless people do continue to try and work as best as they possibly can but unfortunately when you don't have a zip code when you don't have a you know mailbox when you don't have you know working working sewage system they can take advantage of a sewer income yeah like shower I see my own man my cousin Jeff we live on street ship right there in the fucking street yeah that's because there's no public bathrooms in the United States I'm getting a damn job because if you're unclean it's gonna be really difficult for you to keep a job after a while if you have no shelter it becomes increasingly more difficult if you can't shower or wash your clothes it becomes increasing more difficult to hold a job hmm I never thought about it like that all right what's up what else I'll tell you though man you'll be in the series videos on CBS all these criminals breaking in there stealing razors and baby food and all kinds of whatnots and now they got everything behind them plexiglass I got to ask a clerk just to buy some goddamn q-tips why nobody care about the damn crime I tell you California is up the loss is a lost state red states have higher rates of crime than blue states you on average that is what that is a fact it doesn't matter if you don't see it or not is just the fact you're watching too much television and it's making you is leading you astray making you believe that blue states have higher rates crime when red states actually have higher rates crime but that's not because I never seen no video at cv at the no red state well it doesn't matter just because there's no video if it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist you have to look at actual data and not only that but also one thing to consider here is that it's not that red states are worse overall or immoral it's simply that they're poor overall because crime is born out of poverty I think people steal shit when they don't have money you got a backwards I think people become poor because they criminal minded ain't no good if the criminal minded became poor then sandbank man freed would be the guy who got arrested recently in the Bahamas he's a liberal he gave a lot of money to the to the liptarts well to Republicans as well he's a cryptocurrency guy he one of them Jews he is Jewish and I've seen that coming tell you what boy you know surprised they're another Jew trying to make money but he used to wait I'll tell you what though man crime is under reported in big cities how they gonna look in every alley goddamn under every bus you know as a crime happening all in every goddamn corner Los Angeles he how you gonna report all that yeah that's not true either the idea that crime is unreported in big cities is just something that you made up to justify what position that crime is actually decreasing everywhere across the board regard the propaganda just make sense I'm out here in Ohio ain't nobody ain't nobody for you man stab another man we all see it over at all I don't know because it's quite a Ohio accident you got here in the front okay well Ohio and Mississippi have pretty high rates of crime too and so and so my point is hason boy uh-huh with the hard B you listen here boy damn so many alleys and corners in Los Angeles you ain't how you all gonna report all that crime don't make no sense oh shit yeah there's no evidence to suggest that that's not a real thing just logic it's not it's the opposite of logic you're literally kind of justified your own personal belief you know like uh your favorite commentator Ben Shapiro says you know facts over feelings right that's right well yeah well the facts of the matter show the exact opposite of what you are suggesting your problem is you trust the data the data lie just like the Jews or where do you think the data comes from Jews for crime statistics come from Satan or does it come from the police itself because that's where the data comes from comes with FBI and it comes from the police themselves right well you got them there to be honest come from police I ain't you know no position of question there yeah do you I back the blue no matter what yeah I speak about speaking about the blue here yeah I can't tolerate all this a cab all this nonsense about defund the police and all this me tell you every single day our boys and blue out there the most dangerous job in America not true they didn't they I heard a whole fleet got exposed to one grain of fentanyl and a whole platoon died on the spot yeah and you all want to talk about don't respect it's also bullshit local media coverage of fentanyl exposure within cops is completely fabricated it's a complete all-out nonsense if that was the case if fentanyl exposure through the skin could kill you like that or could lead you into this this shock which ironically fentanyl is not supposed to like make you convulse like that it's supposed to make you feel very comfy and go to sleep is like heroin yeah and it's fixiates you but if that was the case and every empty would be dying on the regular because they deal with the people with fentanyl yes and doctors and this video on local news for us they're experiencing right there is a collapse after fentanyl exposure what you what you were experiencing right here is what is known as a panic attack these cops are fucking pussies and no panic attack how dare you know that is absolutely a panic attack and she is not he's all day and you seem here the police say it on camera he's a she's old day and that's the paramedic that's how you know she how you know she that's not how that works you can't what do you some kind of doctor this up here I have talked to doctors and nurses and nurses they're all doctors on the derivative doctors yeah like literal doctors and EMTs and and nurses and fentanyl exposure to the skin has to be done through like actual stickers which is a way that you can do it right you can put stickers on your body they use it in hospitals all the fucking time and that kind of fentanyl specifically that kind of fentanyl exposure is done through skin tears and that still takes like a million stickers in it feeds it into your body over the course of like 24 hours 48 hours you would not be able to overdose on that I'll tell you what man I had a friend named Jim Bob he was walking past local taking a nice walk on our stay uh-huh clock walk by an open window claps they found so much fentanyl in his blood could have killed a whole elephant how you explain that then your friend did a lot of fun that's how I explained well he told them normal through the normal processes also told the police he's not a whip from the window yeah cops are not defunded that's also bullshit it's almost as big as a bullshit story as the whole like fentanyl exposure thing every city across the board in the United States of America has increased their police budgets okay whenever people point to a city where the police are defunded they're they're talking about you know the additional funding that they were going to get maybe they get a little bit of a shaving off that the LAPD for example their budgets like three billion dollars you think that you think they have enough money they got a lot of enough crime I know that yeah well they're not doing a good job I thought you're listening what do we do to people that don't do a good job uncle Nathaniel we fire him right we put him on the street where they belong yeah well maybe we should do that to the cops and get better cops or force them all I know is a crime is crazy and we need them cops with armored shields and tanks and all the kinds of shit yeah well you complain a lot about the potholes in your poddled town uncle Nathaniel and a big part of the reason why everything else holds a big part of the reason why everything else sucks in your small town is because the 50% plus of the budget directly goes into that militarized police force and they're not even doing a good enough job stopping petty thefts and crime in your city because they don't give a shit here's a here's here's some data wrong chart goddamn it that makes me I guess you got a point there oh I think we could take a little money out of the police to fix a goddamn pot hole you know yeah goddamn pot hole so big hit my wheel through straight up into the next county hit my mama swear in the head now she got that in all their blood explain that yeah I don't know if someone has Vendell in their bloodstream they had to have taken it like personally out there you mama ain't no drug deal my mom ain't no drug habit she just keeps sniffing it by happenstance coming in now open a window get away from fentanyl happens happen to me the other day that's impossible all right what else what else got uncle Nathaniel Democrats them just baby killers a satanic them trying to get all them abortions out if you want if you don't want having abortion don't be having sex amen babies born minute semen goes into the egg that's what Jesus said god I mean it might be easy for you it might be easy for you to never have sex since barber left but you know a lot of a lot of people do enjoy having consensual sex this is a normal medical process don't complain when you get pregnant that's the consequence of having sex people want to be godless will then live in with a little concert in people people don't complain when they have sex and then accidentally have a pregnancy a lot of the times these are these abortions are done out of complications the majority of women they get abortions in this country are women that already have children as a matter of fact so they're doing it either financial for financial reasons they're doing it for other reasons like health complications in many instances and also 90% of abortions that are happening are happening in the first trimester regardless where you just go to a Planned Parenthood or somewhere like that and take a take a pill and and deal with it that way it's like a heavy flow period almost can be a little painful but it's a very simple medical procedure and also making abortions harder to get don't actually stop abortions plenty of studies conducted on this as well it simply just makes it doesn't decrease the number of abortions that are happening it just turns them into back alley abortions which lead to long-term complications and infertility in many instances as a matter of fact or even death listen has and I don't know about what all you just said but all I know is about abortion is murder you support murder abortion not murder abortion you take on the human life okay I mean you believe if someone trespasses into your property and you have a gun do you shoot them hell yeah brother okay well then think about like the fetus as a as a trespasser on your property is trespassing if you didn't know that it should exist inside of your body well and I say take a gun to the belly and shoot it off okay with the hey man if we don't put like that instead of that you could just go to the doctor I'll stand my ground against unwanted fetuses okay there you go I'm glad that we established that one uncle Nathaniel what's what's not I don't think you're convincing anyone with that Paul wash though I'm just Satan working through them them parents man I tell you man that and I don't support politicians who don't get abortions like Trump and Herschel Walker well I'm sure you mean Herschel Walker did get plenty of what and Donald Trump may have gotten an abortion as well that it would not be surprising considering that Donald Trump used to say that he was pro choice and pro abortions anyway you might not want to get an abortion and that's up to you but well good thing you don't have a pussy or you know ovaries so you're never gonna have to get that anyway I shouldn't stop the government from interfering in people's bodies right listen I think make the government small and stay out of people okay then then they should stay out of people's bedrooms and then she's stay out of the decision the government has one special seat there okay that seems kind of weird you know every time like I don't think you think that the government should interfere between a person and their doctor and their private medical decisions right man y'all heard who was that great American he said I believe abortion should be between a man a woman a doctor that was not and the local their local representative yeah that's what I believe that was that's the hard to rock good man yeah imagine if you went to get your your insulin shot and you know the local cop troller was like I don't think you should get insulin today that's fair it's just that would that be fair let's all this talk about pro life if you so pro life man then what's with all this covid vaccine more people died of the vaccine than other damn covid it's just another flu they using it to control us we've been locked up good people we have never been locked up I tell you I tell you were at Applebee's you were at Applebee's first day when the lockdowns were happening they said put on your mask at the Applebee's and I never felt more persecuted my life I tell you that I think that the persecution then you know you need to you need to experience more persecution in your life I don't know it's just seemed like a whole big hubbub of nothing and I was gone everyone's fine it's not one million plus Americans died we took a fat L to China even think about that uncle and Dan you want to you want to lose the China those numbers been dad every everyone who died doctors like covid covid because they get money every time of covid it's also not true but I was the case then why was there one million additional deaths according to the CDC or a give or take I never seen that well you know if you look at the actual data from the CDC there were a lot of extra deaths that were unusual for that year in comparison to prior years and and even now as a matter of fact in the aftermath of covid vaccines there's a reason why covid is still going around but the death rate is like significantly lower it's because either people had it and survived it somehow I don't know how you survived it uncle Nathaniel given the shape that you're in and how many times you've had covid and and that you were unvaccinated listen but people either got it or they were were immunized in some I left long they had collapsed but I made it out just fine yeah you didn't make it up just fine anyway that felt you though I tell you man I like that you know I must you talk about things between now pronoun and all that knows about pronoun arrest Fauci the Fauci Ochi this main plane the whole damn thing years ago he'd been in a I heard he been with the Chinese playing an old and covid virus well and all that shit it was all it was all a plan but a Fauci I mean pandemic research has to be done at the global level because like if a virus starts in China okay then you need to you need to be readily available to combat it all around the world as we saw with with the don't you think it's a little convenient that Fauci is with the Chinese talk about coronavirus 10 years earlier it's a Chinese virus well if you actually worked it with if you worked in agriculture and you actually had cows even though you larva is like a cowboy uncle Nathaniel I know that coronavirus is a very common virus as a matter of fact covid vaccines were readily available for the cows at a time because it's something that people were inoculating their miss in the point of their cows with for a long time what you talk about cows man I'm talking about Fauci and the Chinese is a this is a potentially a zoonotic disease but it's there's different variations what you just accused me of what zoonotic spread I never fuck my cow how dare you don't say that I was not saying that I did not I don't think okay whatever we on us on what you do what you do is is up to you and your cow okay those between you and your cow burn okay answer this thing facts work so good then why people still get in sick huh well because a lot of people are still unvaccinated and also the vaccine is not you know 100% going to eviscerate well why am I even getting a vaccine that don't even work well it just significantly reduces the chances of you getting it or getting sick or getting really really sick when you do end up getting covid because you can't wear a mask anywhere you cannot work with this feller he been fast all three times he got covid five times so make sense yeah well he didn't have a lung collapse like you did uncle with any because he got the vaccine got the pouchy out you give me a moment I got a catch my breast okay thank you so much you know I just think it's all a big cover up you know get banned on Twitter for saying it was a Chinese plant the Chinese lab there now it's basically proven that the Chinese released this from the lab it is not proven at all theory in a lot of instances as a matter of fact it takes up to a decade to successfully identify exactly around that what the original what the original spread was but the consensus still among scientists and epidemic pandemic researchers that this is a zoonotic spread if that's true the why that the family theory Chinese labley theory was originally created by the American State Department and was discredited thoroughly and early on even though you know it's still a working theory it's still something that could have possibly why you get banned on Twitter for talking about the labley now you can talk about it's a cover up from the very start well Elon Musk on Twitter now so I think you can say whatever you want on Twitter now uncle Nathaniel good I'll be talking I'm gonna say the N word with no I don't think you can say that I can't say that I don't think all are in all and everything he just means his own name Nathaniel no I'm talking you know the word I'm talking about nuclear nice sky you know what the end word is nuclear it's the nuclear word okay got right court what do you think I was talking about y'all racist pig you squeeze for me piggy yeah I tell you know I don't know man I'm glad that COVID's over though and I'll tell you man one thing that really itch in my tickets is this Zelensky fella uh-huh he's just as bad as sputin you know I think it take two to tango and why we gotta be sending them all kinds of funds anyway this old Zelensky he's gonna take money from good Americans and when we defund in the police it don't make no sense at all okay so Ukraine is invaded by Russia which is a larger country with superior firepower so that's the reason why Western nations have decided to you know use Ukraine as a funnel instead of Afghanistan when when we withdrew out of Afghanistan we had a 42 billion dollar budget of weapons that we would sell to the military industrial complex so we decided to utilize the Russian invasion for that fun we're also testing new weapons out there as well why we care what happened to Ukraine I'm worried about what happened in here in America we've got enough problems at home well you know if it wasn't gonna be Ukraine it would have been somewhere else regardless that that plays too because the United States of America's most viable most important industry is our our weapons conning amen and if you think that's a good thing then you have to justify the war in Ukraine or you have to say that it's a good thing that we're giving billions of dollars of weapons Ukraine I do believe in emancipation for the Ukrainian people and I do think that they deserve to get rid of the Russian invaders from their country well I heard that Zelensky is a Nazi and then Russia is not allowed on their has and let me finish my point okay Zelensky and a bunch of radicals the Russians in there to clear out the Nazis now what they don't sound like no bad company do wait what then what Russians also have Nazis in their ranks just like the Ukrainians do the Russians have the Wagner group that's like you know you admit the Ukraine is full of Nazi no I don't think Ukraine is full of Nazis even though there are a lot of Nationalists in Ukraine who and and there are certainly Nazis in Ukraine as well given you know the Ukrainian history of emancipation that is Ukrainian nationalism is tied to a good mind he believes in tradition but I don't think you hate Nationalist do you I mean I don't even know what that means I just think it was a good man he's a good Christian you don't believe no gay people and he don't like Nazis I like them don't worry I love America don't worry there's plenty of Ukrainians that don't like gay people either so both sides of that problem I'm gonna agree with I tell you them it seems like I just don't know why we got to be fighting them fight for them it seemed like we're not fighting their own fight we're just giving them weapons so they can you know put up a better fight I'll tell you what I'm rooting for Putin why are you rooting for Putin I've heard people I've heard conservatives say that I don't know what you left that is true the conservatives do say that so funny about that why did you get it from your telegram channels where you know a lot of her Putin is claiming to be the fighter against like Western degeneracy I just use my own logic because Putin's a good man that's a Lensky represent woke more or less and yes you've seen him talking about now that's a mess now there's a real man I can't deny that that's that's good that's hot there's that's what I want if only it were real what that's an image right there because I know originally when I see you just I just got fact check my friend you don't you mean you can't ride up there no you can't ride a bear fortunately just the horse good on that horse though he does look good on that horse I will give it to him on that one I just feel that Russia gets a bad rep they get all kinds of just because they are Christian nation and all this and people think they the bad guys but I think Putin's a good guy I don't think Russian people are bad people necessarily I don't think that Putin is a good person overall though he's a then you know authoritarian pretty much dictator who has a single-handedly cost so much K almost single-handedly cost so much chaos in Ukraine and in his own country as well why we want what we want like a nuclear war with Russia just let it go just tell Zilensky don't want to tell him to wrap it up just tell him just be just let it lay down the way up in as a matter of fact that's interesting that you say that so you happy to agree with a lot of progressive voices then because the congressional progressive caucus as a matter of fact basically stated that the American government should be focusing on Zilensky and urging Zilensky to to restart the fire and peace negotiations Russia and so the Brandon administration is also alluded to that as well so you agree with Joe Biden on that front I guess I do I just don't see the point of all day that you would never agree with Joe Brandon uncle with Daniel well you do break the character here a little bit yeah listen when he's right he's right for example I saw a bit him back to down it so talking about you don't believe in gay marriage and I said whoo I did a holla and I'll whoo I backed him up back then and I think he's a good man he just seemed but he need to be said I know in his heart he don't like the gays just like me don't worry Ukraine doesn't like the gays either thank God you've got nothing to worry about okay God for that boy it's not liberal media has been lying to everyone yeah one time Daniel cranes gays hell like the worry there they're not when I was 12 I used to have a boy my best friend we used to bathe together and what we used to get kind of real close like we were close friends and one time we got real close in tub and sit my lap and my body start to move and rub on it very uncomfortable situation I was last time I saw him and he didn't well sometimes I think about that little boy when he's at but anyway I don't like the gays and okay let's move on from this weird story uncle Nathaniel I'm just trying to make a point off the eggnog maybe but a little eggnog that's a big game man I like the Santa's though I tell you man I always talk though about him running against Trump is a load up all the shit because Trump is I understand it is still the president why you laughing I just you know I agree he is the president he's the president my heart do and and I'll tell you man it was an T for January six everybody seen it and Uncle Nathaniel you were there there's photos of you inside a Nancy Pelosi's route with your feet on her death I was invited that day and got down America those chambers belong to America but you were just passing your own home you were there with all your friends you guys flew in for Marcan's specifically to go to it I didn't and you guys storm the halls I don't know none of them there were no antifa there I think there was couple no it was all you guys and also you keep saying it was actually a good thing you keep you justify it right it's like unjust that the election was stolen so you think it's a good thing that you know you try to fight back so here's where you're wrong there's the election was all kind of a pretense to have Trump stay as president he actually never let go he run from the shadows and he just waiting for 24 he's coming back but you originally stated that it was Biden's fault for inflation if Trump is still secretly running the government doesn't that mean that Trump is responsible for inflation that well Trump's kind of like an outbreak you don't like oh you're saying he took a break you took a break from running the country that seems a little irresponsible like a vampire he's like a vampire he's like a foxy doing playing golf probably you know wrong go a little golf now anyway as far as the same this goes you know he's a fake Trump he's trying to be Trump he wants to be Trump I don't like me either I think you get in line and you stay in line Trump's a good man he's all leader he done so much for us over the past years and I don't like the Santas trying to come at him I don't think when you name that I agree but also you know mainstream conservative media is propping up to Santas because they think he's a controllable person unlike Trump who just kind of does his own thing that's why I like him right he's his only yeah well you know I do like what the Sun just did when he flew those immigrants up to Martha's yeah that was bullshit but as Vanyor at least he saved them from the plight of Florida and like I put me out I tell you what I had sharks in there to sink them both right there in the water tell you that's okay that's that's just you just want murder immigrants then uncle Nathaniel it's crazy well they break in the law these are Venezuelan immigrants too and they're like escaping communism as a matter of fact they have specific amnesty as a consequence of like their Venezuelan asylum status so what the Santas did is like additionally fucked up and not only that but also even people in Florida didn't appreciate that move because there's a lot of of Venezuela's living in Florida right wing Venezuela's living in Florida Florida is a commonism yeah well no I don't know really but oh not really what you mean by that I think not because it's not like a real communist country even as well it's not a communist nation I think any more border control more boats and I think we need to outfit on with many guns and missiles just shoot them like fishing up there you think that's what Jesus would want Jesus fuck Jesus okay he's a queer okay let's move on Jesus was a little nitty talking about prostitutes and single parents anyway it's terrible what they done to mr. Kanye West he's a good man he's also speaking the truth well you know whenever point out that you use around the media in the banks whatever happened a free speech then okay well Kai West still is not in jail or anything so he's very much allowed to keep spreading false conspiracies about like Jewish people running the banks and the media or any meaningful capacity which is not true now there is no there is no like monolithic there is no like singular Jewish idea that they're acting out on they're just rich people some of them having to be Jews and they're just doing rich people shit man you ever seen this red list though if you look at all the Jews and leading half those people weren't even Jews it was just that was a list made by some fucking weird losers that never leave their houses you know telling me in a way it's walking around with a excel file yet never even fact check it yes of course he has it because his best friend is a little goober Nazi you like that kid that's what he grows he got his head on straight I like he's a 23 year old shut in who still lives in his mother's basement and eats his own boogers that's the kind of guy you think is good that don't sound so good when you're like that yeah kids love Hitler man also we defeated Hitler if you remember you know America back when America was great in world war two so yeah that's true I don't like the Nazis you're right there you go so but I just feel like mr.

Kanye West get about probably because he just walk around with MAGA hat and wants love Trump now everybody will call him anti-Semitic no I mean he was still making albums and still being accepted into like liberal society when he was saying that he loves Donald Trump it's when he started saying he loves Adolf Hitler that's when people were like okay this is a bridge too far for me right I see I guess I see your point on that you know but I tell you man you seen that you almost dropped in Twitter files talking about how Biden was covering up for his son's beautiful con and leaf leaked out you want to see Hunter Biden's penis I have many times huh that's kind of weird I was revenge porn illegal where I'm doing due diligence as a free citizen yeah I'm on Twitter talking about them coming up the whole 100 by laptop store man I tell you I seen all kinds of evil pictures on that laptop I'm talking about he's also got very well endowed yeah he is a disgusting man so I'm going to say well made me feel all kind of thing but mostly discussed why were you discussed it seen as fat one I had to look real closely at it yeah I look real close along at that well maybe it's a good thing that other people aren't feeling the same feelings if they're not letting the revenge porn you know spread on on Twitter well but it don't have an important point like why what and buy any so corrupt man he take money from the U-grants he talked about all kinds of smoking crack and all this shit he did take money from a reason that's true what that did exactly what the Trump's did which is nepotism trading the name of Biden for a job that he didn't deserve just like Ivanka he's a crack head on the industry just like your engineer you know just like the the Trump's like Trump junior and Eric Trump they did the exact same yeah but Trump's a smart man he's playing the system he's being up front about it well I guess it's like a tricky like but Biden is doing it too I guess they're both pretty alive about it by now I think maybe we're still on like a energy panel or fucking goddamn crack head on energy panel make no sense it doesn't make us it's just as silly as a crackpot room just as silly as you know putting Ivanka in a position of power or Jared Kushner in a position of power I like that within the American and the American government was your question is also Jewish I thought I thought you didn't like Jewish people I like that I like that okay well she's Jewish to now she converted I thought you were blood is pure and that's all okay got it I'll tell you man though but if you do find any more those hot turbanan pics you won't send me I'll verify them okay yeah I will do that for you if I find any more about even a folder for my record because I know they scrub the internet and pictures I keep a folder on my desktop called hutton Biden's penis and it's just in case they try to swipe it from the internet I got them all close-ups I got far ups I got printouts and I got zoom-ins I got every angle man you tell me when I got it okay it's good to know that you have every angle of 100 Biden's penis well I'm a good American they know do you have anything else I'm gonna say to discuss don't you I just well don't go don't go on the basement under the floorboards all right son what but what does that mean I said it again don't you go super round those floorboards I don't know what that means I'm gonna be no well it's none of your business but just know that I love picking up hitchhikers what that's right okay you gotta lay off the sauce a little bit that no explain no I tell you something man I thought you stomp it on my mind back and on on I picked up a hitchhiker find little man here to the young fresh face what brought me brought back to the house had a few drinks that's the way it's gone Jeffrey Dommers things got a little heated he came on to me try give me a kiss I seen like that gave me a little kiss sort of tassel around a little push a little po trying to get trying to ride me trying to get on me trying to kiss me I'll hunt him down I was on the fence and swear I didn't mean to do it okay took a knife to Uncle Dommer yes that's very similar to Dommer I didn't mean to do it but I took it I took a knife to him shot myself watched him bleed out on the floor now I never get to look at the boy's face as he's staring me down well it's a lot faded from his eyes and I I knew I'd never be the same after that one I never even caught his name but I put him up got him up in the little pieces and of trash bag put him under the house soon been a couple of wolves come by I tried to dig up the remains but I did what's getting down trapped now put him back in there a little deep in there sometimes I think I hear that boy's voice coming in there when I'm sleeping echoing in from the basement like trees and leaves soft winter blood there's one thing I never one thing I I never did say to that boy said I liked it I did like it should have on should have found it my life would have been different if I would accepted that case and I better not I barely have to ignore for the evening getting a little yeah I tried maybe but I did preserve his penis all right okay all right and Mason job it's not for bed uncle Nathaniel we are actually out of time we are man that's true yeah we are we are at a time I made a mold I'm not even a joke oh my god all right let those going out break on vacation that's it that's what I believe in the people with keep it by my bedside good thing Ethan will be coming on my podcast you say when I'll be there you promise not uncle Nathaniel I'll come at myself I'm out I get deep into and you did you got that was scary yeah sorry man I looked into your eyes for a moment I did not see Ethan staring back at me it was uncle Nathaniel you had become one with uncle Nathan I was just gotten deep in the character boy yeah but uh you when you wear that hat some changes in you I'm gonna take this off for the last time this year okay tiring this afternoon that's it I hope you know I saw if you have a great holiday I will try I will try to go to sleep tonight and try to feel safe ever again yeah well I know what I know about uncle Nathaniel yeah but it's been a great year it has been a good one time I'm really enjoying a really join what we're doing here and we'll be back next year for another great year as we come closer to the city the Santas yeah building up to the ultimate battle got that is here in 2023 this is like actual presidential primary season it's gonna be a bit next year's gonna rule yeah it's gonna be so much fun what is that usually kick it it's like summer probably like summer next year is when they'll start being there a little different now Donald Trump is you know early right right happens I don't know I'm excited it's gonna be so much fun but anyway I hope you have a great holiday and I will see you guys and you you tell me when you want to be there I'll be there all right perfect you're talking about like at your house on your stream yeah well that's where I film my podcast do so I just sit there like one of your one of your girls I mean I have guys on too so yeah should I wear something skimpy and small just sure okay where yeah where something say sure yeah show them don't worry I got the angles locked down you were not gonna look there's no side profile we're not gonna have any moments yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's all flattering angles baby love that speak to me talk to me all right thank you guys for supporting the show that her other soul year it's been a crazy experiment to lift over you know political show it's not always easy but couple couple beef be jokes a couple of gee jugs we made it through the year in one piece we did we're live and alive still somehow all right guys and by the way when we come back despite Ethan's best attempts we have not been permanently banned from the internet and knock on wood not the jinx it but when we come back from break we'll have no strikes Wow now come what I mean we put a few episodes left we're back to Ethan unleash then huh we have two episodes on God now I'm gonna try to chain myself up but you know they say about chain down instead of chaining Jesus up Jesus was in the chat today by the way and donated quite a few super chats so shout out to Jesus did he forgive me he says he loves all of his children and then he did American flag pride flag and a trans pride flag so that don't sound like a Jesus on him anyway guys listen that's it that's it for the year so thank you song thank you everybody and this is the leftovers signing out