How To Peel An Orange
First published
01/02/2021
Genres:
comedy
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Summary
Joined by the delightful Arsonist, Nyleedle and Weeterbeetle return from their year-long hiatus. A debatably dry orange is peeled, UFOs are sighted, phone calls are ignored, and we completely glaze over the fact that the Arsonist is a Vermin Supreme simp, amongst other things. Oh, also small children looking you dead in the eyes as they eat the rind of a pumpkin, can't forget that. You... you can never forget that, not even if you try. You will never be able to put out of your mind the intense look in the eye of that small child as you heard the crunch of her teeth into the pumpkin rind. You. Will. Never. Forget. Oh also new cover art!!! :D Disclaimer from Nyleedle: For best experience, imagine clown honks over any and all expletives Content Warnings: Blood Discussion of death, the afterlife, religion Brief discussion of homophobia The word 'homo' used in a reclaiming way
Duration
33 minutes
Parent Podcast
Sad Implications
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