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“I CHEATED AND SHE TOOK ME BACK”

A caller tells me how he’s still with his girlfriend despite cheating on her with a man in the movie theater bathroom during a screening of Cocaine Bear. We get her side of the story too. Then I play a clip from one of my live shows in Florida where a man tells me all about bailing his mom out of jail for a DUI. Peter Griffin is a reference to pop culture. I am a gecko.

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05/31/2023

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A caller tells me how he’s still with his girlfriend despite cheating on her with a man in the movie theater bathroom during a screening of Cocaine Bear. We get her side of the story too. Then I play a clip from one of my live shows in Florida where a man tells me all about bailing his mom out of jail for a DUI. Peter Griffin is a reference to pop culture. I am a gecko.

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