I‘m tellin... with Tommy

Come check out our second installment of Coffee, Scones, & Scandal with a surprise guest!!  He's no stranger to Coffee, Cream, & Convo, but he brings his own brand of humor to the table as we discuss crazy things from the news and the world around us!! Don't miss the fun in this first part of a two-part series!

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This week we imbibe on Wolf's Ridge Brewing Coffee Vanilla Daybreak, a cream ale. We begin by reviewing the beer label, then dive into the beer review as we follow along with the BJCP Guidelines for cream ales. The review consists of our opinion on appearance, aroma, flavor, and mouthfeel. At the end, we discuss where it ranks on our Top 50 House Beer list.

(Explicit) A woman walks into an ice cream parlor and tells the guy behind the counter, "I'd like a gallon of chocolate ice cream, please." The counter man says, "I'm sorry but we just ran out of chocolate ice cream, can I interest you in another flavor? She says, "In that case, I'll have half a gallon of chocolate ice cream." "Ma'am, I'm sorry but I just told you we don't have any chocolate ice cream." "Okay, then I'll have a pint of chocolate ice cream." "Look lady, I said we don't have ANY chocolate ice cream." "That's okay, I'll have an ice cream cone with two scoops of chocolate." The counter man, now at his wits end says, "Lady, how do you spell the 'straw' in strawberry?" She says, "S-T-R-A-W." "Right, now how do you spell the 'van' in vanilla?" "V-A-N." "Great, now how do you spell the 'fuck' in chocolate?" She says, "There is no 'fuck' in chocolate." So the counter man blurts out: "That's what I've been trying to tell you,"