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Top of the Monday to y'all. It's December 5th. Hi. It is almost the end of the year, my friends.
In fact, we only have 15 days left before our winter break. That's right. And before our live show. That's right.
Final show of the year, so happy holidays and merry winter. We're here, goddammit. It's an A3 podcast. Sponsored by Gamersup.
We love Gamersup. Let me hit this real fast. Thank you, Philly, for your support on the Gamersup. I always appreciate that.
Yeah, how's everybody doing? You know, it's Monday. I look forward to Mondays. I gotta be honest.
Thank you, Lina. You know? Someone here from Arizona? But, so we had a little bit of a bamboozle plan today.
Actually, a pretty fun show for a change. Finally. Yeah, so the streamies happened. You know, I was super hyped about it this year.
I tried to play the game. That was my theory, because this is like our fifth time being nominated for a streamie. And I tried to play the game. And little did they know that they were the ones being played.
That's right. Roll the streamies soundtrack, because that's the only show that matters. I watched the streamies. That show fucking sucks like we all knew it did.
Everyone, there's a hack. All right, calm down, Ethan. Hassan won an award. I'm happy for him.
No, but actually, we sent an impersonator. Because I wasn't going to that shit. Come on. You know what I mean?
My whole theory was, if I wanted to win, I gotta play the game and try to act like I care. So I still don't win, by the way. I RCP'd yes. I said, we're coming.
We're coming in waves. We are coming, and we are coming in waves. And I sent a lookalike. We actually had a Ila lookalike, but she canceled last minute, which is a shame, because she actually looked like Ila.
The guy who played me didn't look anything like me, but it almost made it more funny. Just a generic white guy. And since the girl canceled, actually, we only had two tickets, so Ian got to go with him, which was actually a blessing in the end, because Ian was able to record the whole thing. And how was it?
Did you have a good time there, Ian, with Ethan, Bizarro Ethan? Yeah, it was nice to bond with my boss. Yeah. Spent some time together.
It's been a long time coming, so that was important to me, for sure. Some quality time. Yeah. Well, we were kind of just working.
It was funny. We were the only people with a camera. Everyone was like, we don't give a fuck about this. Yeah, for a room of streamers and YouTubers, we were the only dummies with this giant camera walking around the whole time.
That is interesting. No one else wanted to film anything there? Okay. Maybe they were embarrassed.
Yeah, I would be embarrassed, but hey, I wasn't there. Yo, I was thinking, we've got to start sending Bizarro Ethan on shit. Like, send him on a hike with Philly D. Send Bizarro Ethan to do a fifth street comedy with Jimmy Lee, Gabe's birthday party.
I'm going to start making some good use of Bizarro Ethan. Yeah. The show was horrible, though. I'm not trying to be a hater.
I mean, we've all watched it. Right? It's just embarrassing. You know what I mean?
It's like, come on, guys. It sucks. True. Yeah, so we have a full segment coming up on that in a little bit.
Let's get to some top of the show shenanigans. Welcome, everybody. Happy Monday. Actually, our Teddy Fresh Winter Collection is out, and we made the long-awaited sequel to the H3 Podcast Presents Teddy Fresh.
Long-awaited. One month-awaited. Long-awaited. If even.
A few weeks-awaited, maybe? Only two weeks? It's the last one? Maybe it was longer.
Let's say three. Yeah, so anyway, here is H3 Podcast Presents Teddy Fresh, December 2022. Teddy Fresh Winter... Let me put this all nice for you guys.
Okay. Teddy Fresh Winter 2022. How you doing? So, with extra moves on top.
Okay, put that thing away. Hila's looking good with a fuzzy collar. Neon. Damn.
And the makeup. Whoa. 100% on point, as always. Dan, he's doing his best, ladies and gentlemen.
Give it up for Dan. The sweater looks great, though. So, thanks for trying. Sam.
Okay. Quilted and vibrant, just like her heart and soul. Lena. Crushing it with the teddy bear jacket.
I love this jacket. It's so nice. It's so beautiful. Yeah, she's got eyes on us.
Ian. Okay. We love it. AB.
With the bear ears. This is a vibe. He's pulling it off. Love to see it.
Cam. Okay. Power stance. Zip it up.
Cross it out. Zach is. Wow. Fabio.
Where's he going? Olivia took her sleigh pill this morning. Okay, queen. It's teddyfresh.com.
Yeah, a little weird. A little, you know. I don't mean to say weird. You did a great job editing that, AB.
I didn't mean anything about that. It was a tough word. Five minutes I had right now. I'm proud of it.
He's kind of cut off hard, but that's not your fault. I just want to make that clear. I said to just leave it off with that. I want to make that clear.
Yeah, so there it is. That and so much more at teddyfresh.com. And everyone is saying Dan has never looked good. So everybody's like, I knew that was, I had to keep it going.
And Dan's just never quite good enough for me. It's not your fault. Anyway, there's actually so much nice stuff. Head on over to teddyfresh.com.
And actually, it's perfect time to get your loved ones a gift. This is a Gary Kennedy one. Look at this shit. I gotta wear this.
My ride or die. Emotional support. My best friend, Angel on Earth. My soulmate.
Love it. Christmas is one day. And for the kiddie people. Christmas is one day.
Why do the gays get a whole month? Why is this up? This is from pre-show? Yeah.
Anyway, there it is. Thank you. Thank you, everybody. So it's nice.
Good times. See this donation from Nicole? No, what happened? Six-month member.
$20. I met ENF Streamys last night. And I got so excited. The stunt double was hilarious, too.
Oh, wait. Why were you there, Nicole? Do you remember meeting Nicole? Or did a lot of people say hi, Ian?
I think I remember Nicole, yeah. People were very nice. I forget. People watch our show.
It's great. And so, yeah, I know me, too. And so were people like, is Nicole a creator or something? Oh, someone did come up to me.
And he went, I think he was a little intoxicated, open bar. I understand. But he came up and he was like, yo, H3, I love you, Dan. Oh, no.
Wait, to you or to the impersonator? To me. Oh. I was like, close enough.
How much can you really love, yo? Yeah. I'm fine. So were people weirded out that came up and said hi, you guys?
Sorry, I won't slip into the mic, yo. Some of you are so sensitive. Oh, Nicole is a YouTuber. Oh, hi, Nicole.
We love you. Yeah, were people weirded out that came and said hi? No, no. I mean, everyone was really nice.
But like, why? There's just a fake impersonator, Ethan? Oh, everyone thought that was great. I also noticed a lot of people were taking like sneak photos of his streamies.
Hell, yeah. Or his streamies thing on the back of his jacket. Yeah, so obviously we didn't go there just to enjoy the event. We went there with an ulterior motive.
Can you link me to Nicole's page? Because I want to represent the Hooper Troopers out there. There you go. Love your sentence.
This is the super famous girl who came and said hi to you, Ian. Nicole Concilio. Concilio. Yes, Nicole.
She was very nice. And now I remember her. Do you remember her? I don't know if you remember her enough.
She's a big fan. Nicole Concilio. Ian, Nicole comes up to you. Big fan of the show.
And you don't even remember her face. She talked to the impersonator, Ian. That wasn't me. Oh, you had a double too.
Yeah, yeah. That's what happened. I remember now. They're like three layers deep.
Yeah. I'm impersonators. Can we show, I want to show the streamies the photo here. Because I know we're not going to get to this in a minute.
But since we're already on it, here is. By the way, you guys. Oh, yeah. The Getty Images now has images of the lookalike with my name.
We got him the goofiest motherfucking suit. This shit doesn't have been involved. I was going to spend a lot of money on this shit. You know what I mean?
We paid him like 500 bucks. That was my budget. He filed that wig. I love it.
So here it is. Ethan Klein attends the 2022 YouTube Streamy Awards with Beverly Hilton. Congratulations. Looking good, Ethan.
My favorite is the fake nation. And then look at this. Streamies, bitches. Y'all know what it is?
I love that you can just go for 500 a pop. If you want them. We went, obviously, to promote our show, which is the only true and good Hollywood or YouTube award show. Fake nation, so you know what it's me.
It's like the worst fake nation. It's 81 finger. You just learned how to do that. He did a lot of research.
Yeah. He's a method actor, really. Ethan Klein attends the 2022 YouTube award show. So there he is.
The red carpet. You guys got the red carpet treatment, huh? Oh, yeah. He was soaking it in.
Soak it in, Ethan Klein. He looks a little blazed. I was going to say, he looks blown as shit. Soak it in.
That's my boy. It's me, Ethan Klein. At the 2022. I don't know who this is.
It's me. That Ian Slater. That's when I call him it. Yeah, so good.
It was so good. So fun. So there that is. All right.
Let's talk about some top of the show shenanigans first. So, okay. First of all, we had a great show on Friday with Bradley Martin of NELF. Yeah, that was great.
It was a great show. Everybody loved it. Bradley, it turns out, is a great dude. We're besties now.
We were chatting. We've been texting and stuff. We're besties. Yeah, the poll, by the way, closed.
It was like 50,000 votes. It said 90%. Yes. They believe that Steve jerked off his dog.
That's fucked up. Yeah, I know. I believe him. He said it didn't happen.
Why should I believe him? Yeah, but the spicy chip, I wanted to say that I felt like AB after the show. I puked. I was hunched over.
I don't think I've ever experienced pain like that in my whole life. My stomach was cramping, and it was so bad. Yeah, he's not lying. He just appeared in the bathroom after the show for about 45 minutes, I would say, and we were hearing him violently puke in there for a while.
Oh, yeah, I puked super loud. You guys probably heard that. Oh, yeah, we did. I turned my headphones all the way up.
I puked super loud. I don't know why. I just like, I can't help. I was downstairs.
I heard it. I ran up. I heard it. Yeah, we were upstairs.
We were trying to figure out if you were doing it on purpose, like trying to make yourself puke or just coming out on its own. No, that's real shit right there, dude. I was thinking as I was puking, too, like, this is so loud, but I wish I could lower the decibels, but I just can't. Taylor says, my longtime fupa troopa got married on Friday.
She's watching the show. Surprise, Gabby and Angelo. Happy wedding. Love you.
Right, Gabby and Angelo. Yeah. People are clamoring for a winter background, Cam. I'll get it done for Nick.
Well, I mean, I saw this request, too. It's not winter yet. It's not winter. Yeah, officially.
You're in the fall, too. Yeah, it's December, though. Come on. I guess it's true.
Well, because winter doesn't even start until January, some shit, right? No, it's December 21st. Yeah, so. It's cutting it pretty close to Christmas.
I'll get it done. Don't worry, guys. We know you will. So I was thinking of you the whole time, though, AB, and just, you know, I was just thinking how I should have believed you, you know what I mean?
I didn't know you didn't believe me. Yeah, I didn't. Well, the truth is, I realized I had an empty stomach. You're right.
And you said you had an empty stomach when you did it, too. Right, yeah. Because the last time I slammed a massive burrito and Pepto-Bismol, I didn't do either of those things. And I just was in so much pain, so.
Yeah, I felt like a bitch last time. I didn't eat anything, but I didn't expect it to be that bad, because I only lasted like 10 seconds before I had to drink, and yeah, it was rough. I think if you eat food, you're fine. I would do it again, but I would definitely need to eat food again.
At the time, I was like, I'm never doing that again. And you need the Pepto-Bismol taster, too. I think that helps. You know what I mean?
But when I puked, it just tasted like Pepto-Bismol. Because after the fact, I started slamming Pepto, and I just had pink, sweet, vile. It was not good. Yeah, he's never getting easy.
Yeah, but the one thing I got to say, I brought Bradley on to kind of create a piece with the manosphere. Me and Bradley bonded. We had a good bonding time. Can you bring my speaker up a little bit?
I can't hear the music. Thank you. This exercising thing, I feel like we really made some headway, and we really came to an understanding with each other. Now, Bradley Martin has a clip channel.
He says that it's a fan channel. Actually, I don't believe it's a fan, actually. Looking further into it, because Bradley actually commented on the video. So I think it's possibly someone on his team that runs it for him.
Okay, I asked him. I said, oh, what's the deal with this video, bro? And he said that he knows the guy who runs the channel. I don't know if he's paying him.
I don't know. I think he acts autonomously. Got it, got it. He doesn't take directions from Bradley.
It's not your fault. Yeah, so his guy. So I'm trying to make it clear. This isn't Bradley's fault.
But it does seem to be official to some degree, because it has his code and his website and I don't think anyone's doing this for just doing this for love of the game. I don't know. This exercising thing. But this was so fucked up.
This actually made me feel bad. So check this out. This is what the Alpha Bros are doing to me. And this clip is going viral.
It's got like a million views. This exercising thing is just a giant scam, because if I just spent that time on the treadmill doing something else, maybe the time I spent on the treadmill will end up being less than the Wi-Fi save doing not doing... Oh, yeah, I see what you're trying to say. And the numbers don't add up.
You fucking believe that. That's so fucked up. And then if you go to the comments, can you find the timestamp and show like the original? Because I know a lot of y'all probably watched it.
But I said literally the exact opposite of that. And I just can't make any headway with these guys. Ethan Klein acted like his time survival. Okay, fine.
Every time I say Ethan, I'm obligated to do 10 push-ups. Fine, good for you. Ethan Klein. It just don't add up.
Yeah, that's not what... Ethan motivates me to be the opposite of what he is. What, broke, fucking lonely, and... What's the opposite of me, bro?
Skinny? No! You'll be broke, loveless, fucking loser. Shut up.
That's the game. Telling that to the bodybuilder who owns the gym. Yeah, you should try watching the convo. There's not one comment here who's like, I watched that.
This was fucked up. Fuck yes. Okay, when his legs start leaking fluid at 50, maybe he'll feel different. I don't know what that means.
Legs start leaking fluid? I'm not sure about that. I'm not referencing. I'm not sure.
You don't like that, though. Give an hour a day for two years and lose over 100 pounds and gain back years of your life. Just don't add up. That's what I literally said in the clip.
Like, fuck literally what people say when they're just too lazy to work out. Brad looks so disappointed. I don't even understand what he's trying to say. like I'm done I'm done bro get out the fucking darts bro I'm done I'm done exercising well my legs are already leaking fluid fuck this shit leaking legs condition known as a lymphorrhoea causes fluid to leak from the legs what it might wear like diabetes get leg holes from diabetes leg holes yeah a leg holes from diabetes okay okay no I don't want that right yeah I don't want that am I wrong in thinking just like how fucked up this is like a Bradley Martin fan watch this and said I'm gonna I'm gonna do the exact opposite of what he said and just hate bait it's just it's upsetting 2.65 years straight on the treadmill so I said to myself this exercising thing is it's just a giant scam because if I just spent that time on the treadmill doing something else maybe maybe the time I spent on the treadmill will end up being a less than the life I save doing not not doing I ended it by saying the numbers don't add up okay so here's the thing you're not taking to count then right nothing to count the way you might yeah because I'm dying at 64 right so let's get down to a healthy weight yeah then what then what are we feeling I mean that number could keep you up tremendously you might live forever yeah I'll be in the matrix in no time so that could be easy that's 16 years plus and so I'm spending 2.6 years on the treadmill and I'm saving 16 plus years so to me that's a good deal and I crushed the numbers and I said the numbers don't have it's a good deal but it's a good deal I said I guess I am upset by this because it's like so fucked up like these dudes are just such pieces of shit I'm just putting facts you know I don't know am I being silly this exercising thing is it just I guess I get why you're upset I mean I think this is defamation I'll be straight up I think this is actionable stop it is no it's not you can't Dan what are you a fucking paralegal now I know enough to know that it's not actionable to play devil's advocate when I first saw this I thought maybe it's because we made a joke about how people are going to take what you're saying now out of context and edit that up yeah and what happened yeah and it's not acknowledged at all it's just people hating on me and it's going viral because I hate exercising Bradley replied to this with something like you gotta let the whole clip play right yeah but their comments get buried in the sea of hate like this guy wrote this is a joke and now it has 200 likes before it had 15 likes and it's just these clips have like or comments have like thousands and thousands like you don't see Bradley commented like it's out of context oh here it has 99 likes like nobody cares maybe maybe the time I spent on the treadmill will end up being a less and it's life I say wait let's look at this no Jesus right I'm out I guess I'm the only one I'm the only one I mean it's about you so I understand that nobody fucking cares your feelings more than bro it is actionable though it's a bad faith intentional misrepresentation of what I said and it's hard the damages is my good fucking character bro punitive damages I think you'd have to prove that you had a good character though let's go well anything's possible with through God people say why are you but hurt dude it's fucking they did me so dirty nobody cares just me no am I the only one that gives a fuck about the rules what rules what rules what rules all right there you go I guess I'm just never gonna take a dub you know I brought your boy Bradley on no no you don't have a good fucking time we brought our people into his world we humanized him and he's a good guy we showed that we had a great time and then like your response to that by the way people who are like get in the gym gym is life I'm in the gym working out bettering myself and what you're doing you're fucking doing me dirty just a hate click like it's just not it's fucked up yes what the fuck I will say I remember we screenshot in our chat last night but there were a couple comments from Bradley fans that were like I don't watch H3 but I watch this episode because I because Bradley was on and this was taken way out of context his point was basically the opposite so you got through to some people yeah I went none of those comments got even like over 20 likes apparently well let's go juice it history nation go juice it's like that clip is fucked up I just I don't know I don't think it's right I'm thinking about suing them too yeah thanks Kyle you're my boy I'm cool with milk now I'm trying to find because we screenshot it I don't know get PMP on the phone let's see if this is actionable let's go someone says it's unfair and uncharitable is it actionable though because I want to fucking sue I've never seen anyone in my life I'm coming after this take up account yeah here bro look I don't side with H3 but I watch this podcast because I like Bradley and this was taken way out of context and the likes on that that's 12 like 12 likes 12 at the time at 12 nobody read that I told Bradley and he I was like Bradley what's up dude this is your clip channel you're seriously gonna hit me like that you can do like that and he said I told the guy the guy didn't take it down obviously you know I said I told Bradley I said leave it up it's fine I'm not telling you guys what to do about it I was just wondering if like you did this or if it was like because if he came on the show and then uploaded that I'd be like bro that is fucked up but you know he didn't have to do with it do you actually want to ask PMP like should we be trying to get a hold of him right now or uh probably yeah it's just a joke yeah just just make sure it is actionable I'll drive his ice into the ground dude let's just say it is let me say you just sue him for being a big meanie yeah that's what I'm being sued for it is actionable that's what CavCab sued me for that's good point John thank you for the 50 gift it on appreciate that on uh there was a couple uh big donos too during that I wanted to uh shout out oh speaking of John by the way tomorrow's our members only live stream see you next Tuesday will be live tomorrow at 12 for members it's been so much fun I'm loving doing these so I look forward to seeing all you guys there all the members there thank you John we just gifted 50 people just asking how he was doing after the chip fine she's fine she's totally fine I'm fine people you know I had that sound bite in my head as I said it and you were right on always thinking baby always thinking synergy synergy um she was fine she was fine people just wanted to shout out gambler who donated 1300 uh pesos which I think is like 50 bucks or something um he ate two chips after watching your video and they made a video about it totally regret it but if you eat two I'll eat three next time I didn't say who's saying I'm eating two I mean that was just a third of the chip that fucked you up Friday that wasn't even a whole chip so dude that chip was cursed bro I don't know what the fuck man that thing was cursed we said you had an empty stomach right empty stomach but the pain in my mouth was more intense I feel like the last time oh my god another 50 gifted from john john we love john john is the king bro thank you john king john I like saint john anyway thank you thank you it's john you're the man am I jewish I'm not okay thank you ninja I wasn't here for that uh for that whole flaming ninja conversation oh when he went full anti-semi when he said kyle yeah I'm out I'm out the ninja wars have just begun oh it's so tragic we were so close that's what I said dude I'm trying my best to reform myself and ninja is like my test like I can't change ninja is testing me in ways god why do you test me I was trying not to be a hater ass bitch I love that and then the wars have just begun and then you come out here talking about oh Jews have big noses and they pick up change on the floor well if there's please one then there's gonna be other one he's trying to make like he's trying to I saw ninja on the stream yesterday being like the numbers are greatly exaggerated wow and I saying ninja the wars have just begun and I'm sitting here trying to turn a little leaf they're trying to burn that leaf there's a lot of things that I love about Hitler hey ninja by the way that was interesting yeah yeah he sounds different ninja ninja and kanye actually are on tour together oh you know where ninjas are from right Japan asses allies of Nazi Germany boom just saying makes sense it's all connected no such thing as a coincidence I was in Michigan I was watching ninja stream yesterday and he was doing this whole bit about cookie monster you couldn't cook oh no seriously fuck fuck that anti-semit people are saying is this actual it is actual have you seen though him hit those fucking 360 noscopes in fortnite yeah that's why he's gonna be posted on the guard towers I was trying to say this I'm just saying he's gonna be doing 360 noscopes on escaping prisoners he's a fucking monster I hate him dude he's dead to me he's a monster dude one of those DMs from his wife now oh shit one of those infamous DMs from his wife yeah I dare you bro your DM is actionable as fuck me and Poki are gonna do a class action lawsuit against you guys two people class action yeah we represent the class of people that ninja has wronged we'll find more I'll find that one the ninja call you naughty names on fortnite contact the law offices of p&p people fight for you a scrub a noob um no skill or any other slurs any slurs you can be entitled to a huge compensation call the law offices of p&p today yeah he's dead to me a fucking kid yeah so actually we've been enjoying um there's been a whole slew of people saying I'm gay and it started with Fousey then it went to the FIFA world cup president and then we were reminded of this from Hassan of all people by this uh Andrew Cuomo moment he also did the same thing so we're actually building quite a quite a bank here people saying they're gay as a new yorker I am a muslim as a new yorker I am jewish as a new yorker I am black I am gay I am disabled I am a woman seeking to control her health and her choices because as a new yorker we are one community as a new yorker I'm an elderly person whose death is not being reported accurately I am an intern who's being roped in the elevator the woman one really aged like milk oh my god but not about him people gotta stop this this is not working for me as a oratory uh speaking device it's not happening I do it with everyone oh no as a new yorker I am jewish as a new yorker I am black I am gay I am disabled I am gay I am black I am gay I'm black I'm gay I'm disabled I am iron man hit me with these show me yeah I am gay I am Jewish I am black I am gay I am disabled but I am gay that's the best one out of three I am gay I am catholic I am gay I am gay I am a muslim today I feel african I am gay oh this is good man this is I am gay I felt dpi people are saying I am I am 1600 uh so shout out Cuomo I wonder what he's up to these days hiding in shame I am a gay black immigrant disabled New Yorker and uh I feel this today I am uh I am disabled today I am uh I am Jewish today I am a gay I am gay just today and fussy I felt ugly I felt gay I felt that note that's what they told me oh so by the way we wrote a speech for the lookalike and at first we said if we win let's have him read fussy's speech verbatim but I thought that's probably not gonna play well since not everyone there knows yeah but that's just what they told me writing it all out on paper it made it extra beautiful to me when you transcribed yes I thought it was stunning yeah I feel uh Jewish I feel uh black I was bullied because I had a red hill because I know what it means to be discriminated dude this fucking guy he's discriminated for his red hair today I feel uh gay so that's a little treat for you at the top of the show we show this edit there's actually there's more to your your theory than yeah I thought here's ninja at the Nuremberg trials this is actionable this is actually international crime against humanity dude fuck you ninja fuck you we will find you the israelis do not forget we will find you the jews uh because you know the israelis actually hunted down all the nazis after world war ii right that's Auschwitz well yeah we didn't cut his tits off don't worry right he's still got nothing serious yeah nothing serious dude ninja I almost changed I almost changed for him yeah I believed in love again and I almost found it and then it's like you're in love you believe in love and then like the girl you're in love with you think life can be different she goes and like fucks your dad damn and then you become totally jaded and it's just war and now I'm an Andrew Tate fan play what do you say again like the actual like quote that is all I'm sorry am I jewish I'm not is he sure my nose is fucking massive kind of sounds a little jewish you think so play games am I jewish am I jewish am I jewish maybe oh wait maybe maybe maybe we spoke too soon yeah I heard he's moving to Argentina to find refuge with the other nazis there dude what a fucking anti-semi this dude is basically leading the national socialist movement all right I'm pissed off you forgot your nazi flair at home ninja there's a lot of things that I love about hitler dude we have so many good soundbites it's crazy we just came up so big man we got kanye talking about hitler people saying he sounds a little seinfeld either that's what i'm saying isn't it like the way he yeah maybe you should answer yeah i think he should maybe do do a 23 and me i'm saying that he tells welsh descent oh welsh that's like they're white that's the jews of the british isles okay you want to pack that down a little bit you sure you want to be out there really people say ethan's angry to get ready for another strike oh i better chill out take the take the subs away actually speaking of the subs oh no no i just it's time ninja that's that's ninja when he pulls the lever play that again yeah ninja's face when you pull the lever ninja's the winner of three streaming awards fucking scammed ass stupid ass award show what did he win biggest nazi uh he won what creator of the year live streamer uh he won breakout creator of the year gaming and most dudes killed at a concentration camp in one month it looks like he's concentration camp.
Make it up your mind. Are you in or are you out? I'm not. I'm so pissed.
I'm Jewish. I'm Jewish. I'm Jewish. I need a full of all.
One more just insisting. Oh, and then on top of the attack for Elon simping, I even forgot about that. It is not funny. Right.
It is funny. It is not funny. It is funny. All right, let's do that.
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No. I don't know. I don't love it. Thank you.
Ninja's goo. How about flavor? Ninja's anti-semi. How about that for flavor?
I don't think they're good for it. I don't think they're good for it. Funny. Sounds bitter.
Sounds bitter? Oh, yes. That's true. Good point.
Funny. It's not funny. All right, let's move on. Thank you, Gamersupp.
We love you. Let's see. Yeah. Oh, guys.
So, okay. Y'all know I've been on a wait-loss hearing here. I don't know how long I've been going. Maybe I can work it out.
When was this photo taken? I believe it was with iDubs. This was definitely my fattest. I remember this photo.
I remember because this is a 2XL shirt and I remember being like, damn, this 2XL is tight. Like, what the hell? Well, you know what? I was watching a clip from the interview you guys did with Andrew for leftovers.
You look so different and that was so recent. Yeah. I think it was like last month. It was 27 months ago?
Yeah, this was last month. Seven months ago? Holy shit. Oh, wow.
So I've been doing this for longer than I thought. Wow, that's crazy. That's cool that I've been sticking with it that long. Kind of just lose track of time.
But this is when I was like 250. And, you know, a lot of the before and afters people post, they're being nice and I appreciate the sport and stuff. But a lot of people feel like, oh, that's an angle. That's a camera angle.
It's hard to tell. But this one you really can. So here's fat fuck. I'm not going to say that because people feel bad.
Here's Ethan, big fat. Okay, I can't even help myself. Here's Ethan, 250 pounds. Yeah, lay off the fat.
It's just an ugly Ethan here. Ugly. I didn't say ugly, Dan. Why are you putting that up?
I'm just kidding. So here's fat fuck. Oh, shit. I can't help myself.
Here's Ethan. Just ugly. Seven months ago. And then this was Friday.
Look at that. That is a big difference. That's awesome. So that makes me feel really, really, really happy.
What does it feel like? What are you experiencing right now? Yeah, no. So the shirts are less tight, obviously, and things are fitting nicer.
And I'm just feeling encouraged and happy to see that I'm finally making progress because for the longest time, it felt like progress was impossible. And I see this. It's awesome. I see a lot of people commenting on your jawline being a lot more visible.
Jawline king. Yay. Yeah, so that's actually so nice to see, you know. Thanks, bro.
I was getting really big, you know. And obviously, you can be big if that's what you're into, if you're comfortable with. I was not comfortable. I do not like it.
You know, I would think about it every night, literally every night before bed. Like, God, what am I going to do about this? And that's great, man. What am I going to do about it?
Yeah. Also, Elden Ring was out at that time, juicing that a lot. I don't know if that contributed, but I'm not going to blame this on Elden Ring. But you did just have a kid right before.
This was a steady. Thank you, baby. Thank you. This was a steady collection of mass.
We got weights in fit! We got weights in Ethan. We got to get those weights out of Ethan. Yeah, man.
So there it is. So obviously, there's still a lot of work left to do. This was $2.50. Now I'm at like $2.222.
My goal is like $1.80. So I still have like a shit long way to go. $2.222 is an angel number, though. So good luck.
Angels in my body. Angels in my body. Also, Dan made a promise once you get under $200, if I remember correctly. That's right.
Dan should mayo up that dome. You know, that was, I think, like, probably close to three years ago. Yeah. Maybe two.
Maybe like two years ago. I probably weighed around $2.20 when I was saying that. So I'm back to where I was then, I think. Does that make sense?
Or you still think I'm bigger than that? I think you were bigger at the time. I think it was like $2.30, you said, if I remember correctly. I think I remember being 30 pounds, you needed to lose.
Oh, by the way, thank you for the gifted potato salad. Thank you for the five gifts. Appreciate you. I love you.
Mari, thank you for the don't know. Very inspiring. I'm struggling with weight. And I'm the heaviest I've ever been, but I started going to the gym again.
And I'm staying committed to eating right. You know, for me, the thing, like I try to exercise every day and I just walk the treadmill. So I found something that I like and I can do and it's repeatable because I just watch anime or something. And some days I'm not feeling it, you know.
So what I'll do is I'll take a lighter, I'll take a lighter walk. But what's important is that I still do it. And then when I'm feeling like energetic, I'll crank it up a little bit. But like just staying consistent, I think, is the most important thing.
The food thing is, yeah, the one food thing that's really working for me is that I'll eat whatever I want, right? And if I want to have a fucking burrito or eat some wild shit, I just don't eat or have like a tiny breakfast. And then you can go back wild and still have a deficit. You know what I mean?
You know, I've been. Wait, wait, what is it? I can't found it. I believe this is from the episode that we're talking about.
So yeah. H3 weighs himself. Not good. I don't think it's that good.
Poki Mains in chat. She just joined his memory. Oh, hey, Poki. What'd she say?
Oh, she's trying to sign on for the class action. Oh, Poki, are you here because you want to join the class action against Ninja? Because I'm pressing charges. How many views did that get?
A hundred thousand said, Cam. And this was posted on what date? I don't know. February 26th, 2021.
February 26th. Wow. That's great. Yes, I was definitely.
Wow. Yes, it was almost three years ago. So I'm skinnier than that now. Right.
Yeah. Whoa, that's crazy. Poki said you can die on his hot girl walk era. Okay.
From one queen to another. Slang together. We'll be slaying Ninja together. I don't know if you want to talk about that.
You're free to call him, but yeah, I turned on Ninja. I was trying to make up to him. And I should have never even tried to, or Poki, because he did you so dirty. I should have never even gave him the grace of trying to be his friend.
Thank you for the gift of Nick. She said her lawyer will be in touch. Okay, fantastic. You know what I mean?
I betrayed you in a way by even trying to make up to him, but now I see he's a snake. He's a rat. He can never be trusted again. And frankly, I feel that he's a threat to my safety.
Look at this psycho. He's on meth like Hitler was. You know that meth was on methamphetamines? I don't know if it was meth.
There was some sort of amphetamine. Yeah, it was meth. Yeah. Just like Ninja.
She said her, let's slay Ninja. She said, I was trying to warn you in love. Right. Dude, come on.