EPISODE · Feb 21, 2021 · 6 MIN
I want to die — 4
from X Story Series · host Mr. Cuddles
For some reason, I feel like I have to say something to her, I guess because it’s my house or whatever and it’s just expected. So, I utter, “You enjoying film school?” and cringe at my voice cracking at the top like a whimpering teenager out of his depth. “I quit,” Sandradee says flatly. “I want to be a physical therapist now. I start my program next…” Again, I don’t hear anything else. In my mind, I flow across the room like a river and disappear up into the warm safety of her ample behind where I’ll live out the rest of my days in quiet perfect-ass-themed dignity.
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For some reason, I feel like I have to say something to her, I guess because it’s my house or whatever and it’s just expected. So, I utter, “You enjoying film school?” and cringe at my voice cracking at the top like a whimpering teenager out of his depth. “I quit,” Sandradee says flatly. “I want to be a physical therapist now. I start my program next…” Again, I don’t hear anything else. In my mind, I flow across the room like a river and disappear up into the warm safety of her ample behind where I’ll live out the rest of my days in quiet perfect-ass-themed dignity.
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I want to die — 4
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