"I WAS UNJUSTLY FIRED"
A caller tells the story of getting fired from their dream job as an art teacher for unjust and possibly illegal reasons. We discuss whether or not the caller wants to pursue legal action after a series of negative experiences. Afterwards a man tells me of a journey involving 6 gallons of piss, a caller plans to get married at 19 as a “practice run”, and a final caller tells me what it was like being born without a butthole. Don’t worry about that weird thing you did. I am a gecko.
First published
11/16/2022
Genres:
comedy
society
culture
philosophy
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A caller tells the story of getting fired from their dream job as an art teacher for unjust and possibly illegal reasons. We discuss whether or not the caller wants to pursue legal action after a series of negative experiences. Afterwards a man tells me of a journey involving 6 gallons of piss, a caller plans to get married at 19 as a “practice run”, and a final caller tells me what it was like being born without a butthole. Don’t worry about that weird thing you did. I am a gecko.
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