"I'M FINALLY OFF PROBATION"

A woman tells me about a complicated crush she has developed towards the Geico Gecko.Then a caller reflects on their next move after catching their brother stealing from them on a security camera.Finally I catch up with a return caller from the very first episode of Therapy Gecko.Drop everything and go stare at the sky. I am a gecko.   Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

I recorded this episode in live in front of 200 people at the Lodge Room in Los Angeles. For the first half of the show I talk to callers, then at around 1:04:52 I talk to people from the crowd. It was a raucous evening of lots of people talking and saying words.Conversation topics include getting high while driving, problematic grandparents, alien fetus lava lamps, voice acting, deadly parents, and lots of other things too.I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

WE'RE TRYING SOMETHING NEW: I threw my phone out the window this episode and ventured out into the real world to talk to people as a gecko face to face on  The Hollywood Walk Of Fame.Conversations include: a college student tells me how her father came back into her life after 19 years of absence, a guy from Kenya describes the differences between there and America, a Norwegian teen and his father tell me what they'd do differently if they were in charge of Hollywood, an exotic dancer grapples with her simultaneous love for and shame of her job, and many more very interesting people.If you have any feedback at all about the podcast send me an email at lyleforeverandever@gmail.com. Thanks. Appreciate it. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

I visited the sacred land of greenness to talk to people on the streets of Dublin Ireland as a gecko. Those people include a student who just graduated, a doctor to-be, a Irish-American getting in touch with her heritage, a man I go on a date with, the Irish Mark Zuckerberg, an art teacher reflecting on her mean students, a Russian-Irish woman stressed by her family dynamics, and a visual artist preparing for his first exhibition.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever