Introducing Jacking Off with Richie and Rebecca!!

Is this thing on? Classroom Crush SEASON 3 returns June 1st :)

Oh, baby. It’s the premiere of Classroom Crush! In this episode Rebecca talks to the amazing and hilarious Ashley Chupp (Hashtag Iconic), about her high school crush, JACOB! Rebecca also talks about her sixth grade crush, the hot Argentinian, MARCIO. This ep has got it all: homeschooling, Evangelical parents, hella polos, hella rejection, shame, the all important introduction of MICA, and so much more. SONGS DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: “First Date”- Blink 182 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVy9Lgpg1m8 “Andy, You’re A Star”- The Killers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQtXxgAAXEk “Anthems for a Seventeen Year-Old Girl”- Broken Social Scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDqNL0js0iU The theme song for Classroom Crush is “Falling In Love Again” by Joyce Manor, a great band you should check out!

Could it be? Fran Hoepfner is BACK on this SHOW?? Yeah nerds, we’ve got our first returning guest and we couldn’t have asked for a better one!! No offense other past guests. This time, Fran is telling Rebecca about her first female crush, “SARAH” from college (still a classroom, bitch!). Rebecca is talking “JOEY”, an older crush that she actually went on dates with, very rare. This episode’s got it all: feeling required to prove your bisexuality, smoking weed and watching The Hobbit in 3D, college improv viral videos, coming out, Rebecca’s childhood revealed, LMFAO is an uncle and a nephew, boys vs WOMen, labels, feeling guilty, Garrett Hedlund, and so so much more. Follow Fran on twitter at: @ franhoepfner Follow Rebecca on twitter at: @ AlmondMilkHotel Follow Classroom Crush on twitter at: @ ClassroomCrush SONGS DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: I Don’t Wanna Be In Love - Good Charlotte Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO Sleepyhead - Passion Pit Backwards - Oupa Underneath Your Clothes - Shakira

Damn. We really hit the jackpot on this one!! This week Rebecca is joined by your favorite Earwolf producer, “Chef” Kevin Bartelt!! Kevin is a TRUE sweetie and perfect Classroom Crush guest as he tells Rebecca about his first crush, KAITLYN, and the drama of his middle school/high school relationships! Dude was Never Not Dating and that’s honestly so impressive. Rebecca is telling the high school story of another fucking MATTHEW who of course was in a band, and the last insecurity ridden love triangle between her and best friend MICA. They’re talking being labeled “funny” but not smart, craving high intensity relationships, Kevin’s more recent crush situations (see: Tinder ep of Hollywood Handbook Pro Version), when Rebecca probably ignored Mica’s feelings, pushing a friend towards your crush to hide your feelings, and so much more! Plus, Rebecca’s story is told in a three part table read of messages pulled directly from Facebook, so there’s really nowhere for her to hide. Plus: screaming a love song at your crush, Rebecca watched a girl give Kevin her number, and do normal people make out to podcasts? Sound off in the....uh.....itunes reviews?? ALT TITLE OF EP: Banana Applesauce Follow Kevin on twitter at: @KevinJBartelt & on instagram at: kevbartelt Follow Rebecca on twitter at: @AlmondMilkHotel & on instagram at: rebeccabulnz Follow Classroom Crush on twitter at: @ClassroomCrush SONGS DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: Only One - Yellowcard The Bends - Radiohead Hands Down - The Greeting Committee Hellhole Ratrace - Girls 9 Crimes - Damien Rice (again, sorry, it just keeps coming up)