It All Comes Down to Alien D**k

That’s right. We’re going there.This month on Tales of Erotasy, we dive deep (ahem) into a very important discussion: Why do alien phalluses in erotic fiction still look so damn human? Where’s the creativity? The bioluminescence? The tentacles?! We ask the question: Can we do more? (Spoiler: Yes, we can. And we should.)Also in this delightfully chaotic episode:💀 My raging hatred of Daylight Savings Time and why I want to throw hands with whoever invented it (I recorded this the week of DST, and I’m still not over the insult of my lost hour)🍪 Cookie Mike shout out because the man behind Homemade from the Heart (and chocolate chip pecan cookies of legend) demanded representation—okay, asked nicely…🧠 A little chat about perception, self-worth, and why you deserve to chase happiness—even if someone thinks you don’t.📚 A quickie update on The Last Son of Danu, because Kay Knightstone continues to own my soul.And reviews of two spicy Kindle reads:* Desired by the Alien by Lily Vale* Veil of the Night by Matija BaricAlso—heads up, smut fam—I’m moving the podcast to monthly drops from here on out. Real life is lifin’, and I don’t want to serve you lukewarm chaos when you deserve hot & fresh erotasy goodness.So grab a drink, settle in, and let’s talk alien anatomy, love, perception, and baked goods.Listen now. You’ll never look at sci-fi the same again.Keep your mind in the gutter,Erica B This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit talesoferotasy.substack.com