It's Time To Stop James Charles - H3 Podcast # 241

Oh no James Charles just last night as I was prepping this podcast I didn't know where wasn't even on my radar for 30 seconds of the episode be careful I know anyway this episode was about Harry's which is incidentally they're probably not gonna like this but all right you guys know where I'm going with this so I was prepping the show last night we had all this fun stuff to talk about and of course James Charles comes back again with a new a new fucking 15 year old boy and we're talking here we go like God do we need to do another content court and James Charles and Ian's he goes dude this is a no time for content court this time for a real court and you make a great point this is not a laughing matter this is a why does nobody care there's a serious predator he's out there his name is James Charles and he is preying on children this 15 year old kid which is like I'm Chris Hanson like a line NBC Chris thank you just the man I'm looking for which is a b this is this is right six he's been exposed six times oh no six fans exposed him in the last six months four of them were minors not the last six months really I thought that was over like the the lifetime of his illustrious career of fans you know no this isn't the last six months there's been four minors because I remember when we did the James Charles content court there were some because the really the only allegation against him was from ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta and we were like that's just too thin to make such a strong accusation to drop that whole aspect but since we made that six fans have have allegedly is have been sent receiving the sex thing with James four of them I take a seat right over there you know like and I'm going crazy over here nobody gives a fuck he's out here being like my sisters and I've I don't know sisters listen yeah I guess I'm pro if I want to cancel James Charles if that makes me pro cancel culture then I guess I am this idea that like cancel culture is so evil nobody deserves to be canceled James Charles deserves to be canceled Wow sister snapped eight off Hitler deserved to be canceled let's start there so some cancelations are justified right well can you really call it a canceling at this point it's kind of like the it's similar with the David thing it's like was David really canceled or did credible allegations of actual crimes come out like where does the line really between canceling and you know culpability for for committing it for committing an actual crime well that's a great point and I feel like people's these the first of all the whole and the whole like we all know that PC culture has gone too far we're all fed up with it we're all on the same page but there is this movement fueled by what I perceive as strong conservative and probably a lot of white nationalism's kind of thing coming in as I don't know if that's how I perceive it okay fuck you that's my opinion yeah come on down here now get out of there who are saying now oh what I can't be racist cancel culture everything's canceled culture nobody could be held accountable for having shitty opinions but that's I guess my point is like I feel like there is a strong line to be drawn between people being canceled for opinions and beliefs which you know that you can have a debate about the merits of that but then that's gets conflated with again people actually doing illegal things like that's not when people say like oh cancel culture run amok talking about again David I'm just bringing up because this is a very prominent recent example you know I don't think that the label of canceling even really applies there it's you know he's not I think you're right and first of all Dan thank you for switching to yourself trying to better not make me looking at my what I'm talking I can't fuck James Charles I've been making these bomb ass mother loving tick there's some weird conspiracy going on tick talk about James Charles actually you're not I make these great tick talks about James and they get removed so fast that's snoop right or is that that's yeah I believe that snoop guy thank you they get removed so fast you know which content is uploaded about James Charles let me show you for example my most recent one that I posted yesterday like all this thing is such a banger so oh no oh you know what I'm sorry I'm getting ahead of myself let's watch the new tick talk of the exposed so this is I don't know why these I don't know why these guys make their videos so awful it's like they're trying not to anyone watch so you have to pause it and I guess muted to so he sent him this that would be so cute oh see it's like I know I was blown away by this it's like what is he doing everything is on screen for two frames and then it cuts to something else I can't do this guy you gonna have to go out you should just show how insane it is though yeah I love to when he's showing the messages he's just like scrolling around randomly like everything's like girl come on I love these my home I love these shirtless yeah what I was something about expose video while you're shirtless that's just magical yeah at first I was like I had to decrypt this I was like what am I was able to I was like okay I get this now here I keep missing it I took it early on screen for a half a second I guess it's on beat though it's on beat it's free belt the way he did on beat but I can't actually read it so sick yeah really sad I'm about sad okay I'm gonna preempt this here we go here we go I can't do this can somebody just send me a screen I believe one of you put together let's see I'm saving it right now when this be funny if this is the tiktok that gets James canceled you can't even fucking read it anyway sister it's like you're doing the screen record you don't like don't randomly scroll up and down while you're trying to show the authenticity of the I suppose you know I mean I made this tiktok yesterday about James Charles it was popping off okay and I tagged him okay and it was immediately removed oh this is my video I know what he cares about that here this was from the subreddit somebody said they found this this job posting for any idea James Charles if you're watching this I found a employment opportunity for you here somebody let yeah James okay remove for harassment and bowling thoughts someone's protecting him I mean I mean do you I mean you usually have it even head on this like do you think this qualifies as harassment and bowling James be honest give me a level-headed response yeah wait can I get to play by play one more time yeah Charles if you're watching this I found a employment opportunity for you here somebody let yeah James I mean it sounds like you're just looking out for him job what I'm saying like I'm trying I'm exactly and so I was okay maybe it was popping off and then after my nine minutes it was removed okay so I thought that myself okay you know fuck this I'm gonna post it again maybe because I tagged James so I posted it with no tags or anything and it got removed in one minute that's impossible unless some like somebody's monitoring right on TikTok community of content being uploaded I mean what the hell I mean it could be a swarm of of fans that just mass report anything to I'm sure that doesn't help I think he's not an inside guy nine minutes though that's that's very quick I mean yeah it was so I don't know Tricia says the same thing happens to her too like she doesn't even talk about him anymore because because she says anytime she mentions James Charles it gets removed and I mean like Tricia and me with peace and love we are we talked about a lot of people on TikTok you know what I mean and I've never had this happen so I don't know it probably does you know how it goes I mean anybody uploads content about you you just hit a susan they got a circle so I guess I'm right that's why I get through the door that's why it feels funny because I've been on the receiving end of such conspirators but yeah I mean he's in with the Demilios and all those that's true that's right also to go off to that one of his alleged victims got banned from TikTok after making one of their expose videos on him that was weird now what now for sure he was banned or did he erase his account he was for sure banned because he tweeted about it too unless he was lying unless he was lying I have nothing from TikTok he could be totally fair cuz he's I don't know you never know he's got some godfather like sleeps with the fishes shit man listen who's this he'll take that Tencent Tencent well that's the parent company right listen to talk exact keep away from that you know I have it right on the dog to attack this is James to it's how dare you let anybody to go against the family do you know who I am the Demilios I have looked after a thousands of little boys aren't there how dare you allow this man to call me a groomer they say lie to me about their age but trust me I don't check that on how am I the groomer I'm the victim we're not that Ian and A.B. have left wait everybody's leaving you guys sock man this is funny you guys really hit me like that I love it not I think Ian do it so I just I want to add on to follow you A.B. you go against the family break of my aunt A.B. Ian I expect this disrespect from you he's laughing he's a good foot he makes jokes I'm fighting clown baby I apologize don't blind fuck with him throws thank you Zach Zach always got my back always it's the golden boy it's the golden boy his hair ain't just gold his heart is too hmm oh that's very sweet I copied your bald head now too what no I just really yeah A.B.

shaped his head I messed it up like bad but this is why I should not know wait let me see your hair it's like completely I was trying to even it out you took it a little too far you were simping dude you were simping but he did you're going to shave your head like oh my god that's why I am pretty well hey you what bro well you got a buzz at all now I mean you can't even what you can't walk around like that I don't go anywhere I mean I'm home all day I wear hat dude please buzz at all what's wrong with you everyone's talking about how beautiful your hair looked I got problems I do this a lot I don't know I think I have some kind of problem like I can't same thing if I have like acne on my face I can't just leave it I have to play with it now you're bald now I'm bald well we wish you the best shout out to your family can we focus on James Charles we have a little predator in our midst all right I want to look at this kid's TikTok who's gonna help me with this yeah you guys mess it is I sent in different condoms okay we have hacked into the mainframe to decode his TikTok so this is in sequential order yes oh my god okay bro all right so apparently what happened was they were chatting in notice he wishes him a happy birthday because James will try to say that he didn't know his age as if that even matters let's be honest like that's such a red herring the point is not even that you he lied about his age it's that anyone can lie to you about their age but why are you talking to all these people I mean four of them have been minors and you're still doing it you absolute fucking lunatic I'll just be your secret lover mmm right well that's kind of what he says here so he James wishes him a happy birthday he had just turned 16 so definitely those we love again just do even though again it doesn't matter did James Charles know he wished the 15 year old boy happy birthday on November 2020 well let's see he wishes him a happy birthday he think dude has a TikTok from the month before publicly it says how normal 15 year olds walk up the stairs okay next picture from the same month or the next month in October 15 year old I guess apparently this kid's 69 which is wild but he says 15 year old okay so shut the fuck up oh you lied the kids literally typing 15 year old everywhere you lied to me oh no oh no how did I get trick again so now anyway so he says happy birthday apparently he posted a picture of their conversation on his Instagram story and that James flips on him what the fuck is your problem what the fuck is your mmm let me work what a mmm hi sister I'm trying to get the gym what the fuck is your problem it's just it's really hard it's so hard because I don't want to just make a stereotypical gay that's how he talks though I know it's troubling nice so trail what the fuck is your problem posting screenshots of my snaps to you on your private story I strongly recommend that you keep my name out of your mouth or we're gonna have a major problem oh do I smell James getting scared that somebody's exposing I'm talking to a minor like why do you care that much I sister because oh no I'd love to remind you that you are the one who called me cute and said you were bisexual and then into me oh the kid came on to me that's it the kid came on to me what can I do this is literally doing he's literally saying that the kid came on to me likes he said hold up I don't get a life and respect people's privacy he's telling us to get a life now you don't know people's privacy I'm sorry James what privacy are we supposed to respect when you're talking to children you got caught who got caught here dude oh no oh no he said we already talked about this that's a complete lie you idiot you're back pedaling because you got caught who got caught James right there's a star this is a fucking conversation from the catcher predator like you this is a literally a plot line from a chat room from the catcher predator James is walking in the fucking kitchen right now to meet this kid and it's Chris Hanson it's no different what was on the agenda exactly don't ever speak to me again I added you and and my did my I added you okay once again you have like 20 million followers and you're adding specific like kids always on snapchat by the way which is like predators basically it's just turned into the celebs preying on fans app right I mean I'm pretty sure that all snapchat is used for now you seem pretty confident on the internet don't ever speak to me again I added you in my own business until you called oh then he threatens but I think something's missing here but he says it's against the law what you're doing by the way okay James the star what law who shared the M's against the law yeah apparently I don't know what what he said I think it was something about lying about your age oh yeah he lied about his age which is against a lot well hmm I'm pretty sure we know who's the one breaking the law here which messages did I leave the message of you admitting you lied about your age I saved them and they're gone that's it yeah well I wait it's not illegal to apply better age it's not against the law so so it is what he's bullying intimidating he's basically just floundering to because he wants to put a cap on this the guy's got a problem I mean the guy needs help he does happen for minors in the last six months he can't stop the man needs help the man needs a sister your secret lover the man needs some sister sessions with a therapist wow sister snapped oh shit I shouldn't put this on my day what do you say maybe oh that was just the part that was missing here yeah get your fucking friend in line before I do lying about your age is bait to someone and it's against the law by the way fire against your age to bait someone is against the law by the way that's I don't think it is that's every ticket your predator the whole yeah right and the the onus is on the adults in the situation wait no that's not true that they're lying about being younger it's still lying about the age of course the on the adult and in this case not even the adult this guy who is a powerful influencer who's talking to his fans it's sick it's fucked up it keeps happening brands keep working with him people keep associating with him Noah Beck literally even after one of the one of these stories just came out said I love James Charles so some people call out these people who are enabling this to happen all the demilios all of the fucking demilios I don't charlie's a girl so but like charlie's very young I don't put any blame on charlie but Dixie's an adult her fucking parents they look we're just hanging out two days ago's with the demilios family what parents will let them their children around this predator Noah Beck is down with James Charles he loves James Charles no back you're enabling no back this is you enabling a a predator go ahead yeah I got no audio I was just a James been holding up with all the controversy love James love cool nice well you I hope you I love him as much as James love six year old armpit shots what was on the agenda time love James can you imagine like going up to Quentin Tino after like the hard the Weinstein shit tell me what do you think about Weinstein listen love Weinstein oh my god this is the tea nobody gives a fuck brands that still work with James Chipotle morph morph is like cosmet it's all cosmetic Chipotle the spring chicken where's there's some other good ones didn't really have any some good burrito names for James the drink chicken is good you know I feel like there's better ones though too I remember on Friday when you were asking this some somebody said James get to veal in his uh some boozy ass Chipotle but you know because veals like baby cows that's it's a little scooped Chipotle is con sponsoring him morph cosmetics is sponsoring at this point I basically alleged okay alleged we say alleged in quotes because let's be fucking honest it's been alleged by enough people by now how many people got to allege the same thing with receipts okay more of cosmetics lily lashes what is that shit sure it's a cosmetic eyelashes that's more feet to by the way oh it is well he probably makes so much money from him lily lashes yeah would look good on any predator they have actually a lily lashes actually if you guys go dilly ash dot com slash predator they have a special package to help you pick up six-year-old boys so let lily lashes know hashtag slash predator oh that ended okay my bad I mean I might go I'm not going too far right like this is literally I everybody's I have been screaming from the top of the fucking mountains of the guy's dangerous and at a certain point you have to let it go but it keeps happening yeah yeah I mean how are we gonna how are we gonna protect members of our young community who bring thrown to the wolves like by brands like Laura's boutique Laura fuck you what is Laura's boutique young women's fashion oh boy here you get 30% it right now it says on Laura's boutique you get 30% off your entire order if you use code LB loves you I also heard you get 30% off if you type James Charles James Charles solicited nudes for me when I was underage I'll put that link in the description so shout out to wow they have one more for everything interesting Laura that's Laura oh Laura's killing it this is her whole story I don't know I'm curious because that's pretty anyway Laura shout out for that promo code James Charles is a predator and sends me armpit pics ass rompit um community is this one to call out I don't know if that's something that like you just sign up for but he has a community number which we called communities this thing where you can put your number and so fucking people can harass you on your phone like Jesus Christ I will die before I get a community don't quote me on that I see like a year from now or something steady fresh having like a community thing yeah it could be useful fans don't so don't quote me on that I signed up for one and it that's the worst decision I made oh it's a porn act tell me what no no no it was actually dr. Aegis oh you did the dr. Aegis there are such liars about that shit dr. Aegis is such a fucking liar what is that goes on Howard Stern he goes wow it's his real number and he answers everybody I'm like you are a fucking liar yeah yeah it's just I mean it's not super rapid I'd say it's every twice a week but it's just it's kind of annoying and the information that he's providing isn't really yeah yeah yeah so what's in it for him do you try to sell shit no it's just like oh here's the covid sick people updated yeah and it's all like this is like something yeah it's all the shit man so fucking the pictures coming yeah yeah yeah I got suckered into it well anyway James fucking has a community number on his Instagram pages look and he even he even says we called him on Friday he goes hi sisters I might even send you a selfie if you sign up I was like oh god hi sisters oh no did he remove it no it's on his Twitter I was on Twitter fucking phone number it's like everybody chill dude I don't need to connect anymore we need to connect more faster oh yeah text me sisters so how much more do I need to connect with you guys I'm here I'm here all the time this is all I do no more connecting can you imagine what I even text you guys probably like oh a new video you don't need that you know where to find me hey we're we're a break time all right let's take a break and we'll be right back Harry's razors yes too often we find ourselves choosing between quality and a fair price but with Harry's you have to choose no more they're gonna give you an award-winning blade at factory direct prices I love Harry's I don't use I don't do much shaving I just do the back of my neck you know I'm in the shower works great there I know Eli uses it in the shower for her legs and she loves it but it's just it's a girthy blade it just feels like a quality product you know we love that we love that about Harry's for limited time Harry's is offering their starter set plus free body wash for just three dollars excuse me did I read that right three dollars at Harry's dot-com somewhere through that they'll be yawning and saying wow wow you go if that is an amazing deal my bike was muted so nobody would have been down until you called it out three dollars that is an amazing deal it's a very calm slash h3 you know it's the best thing about going to Harry's dot-com slash h3 not only are you gonna get this incredible starter set plus free body watch we also gonna support the show credible why are you gonna choose Harry's well let me tell you close comfortable shave at a fair price it's only two dollars per refill Harry's believes in quality so much they brought they bought their own factory in Germany so they could own every step of the manufacturing process how do they do it Harry's team provides a simple air dynamic design with five sharp blades they source their steel from Sweden we got the Swedes we got the Germans we got all we got the brightest minds in Europe all come together to make a fucking blade god damn it Harry's German factories want to select you manufacturers in the world and have mastered the technology to create a gothic arc wow the gold standard for razor blade grinding gothic art folks nobody can bend steel like them apparently it's like a Toriyo Hanzo what'd you call that kill build a Toriyo Hanzo blade they have the Hatoriyo Hanzo of razor blades they got a 100% guarantee quality guarantee they stay behind their blades so much that listen 100% money back guarantee nothing to lose it's that simple it's that honest Harry's dot com slash h3 for a limited time Harry's has an exclusive offer for our listeners new customers can get Harry starter set and free body wash for just $3 yes $3 at Harry's dot com slash h3 that's over $16 of value for just three dollars you're gonna get five blade razor a weighted handle foaming shave gel at travel cover at travel sized body wash it's an incredible deal but act fast while supplies last go to Harry's dot com slash h3 to redeem your offer we're back is it is a Jim Schruel's trending oh it is good thank god last night when I said when this news broke I was like oh no it's not nobody can care again so here he's trending I think I just put out a tweet oh yeah sorry oh good Trish isn't on a tunnel we love her I says James Charles a predator just trying to get his name trending y'all let's go I was so tweeted last night like at 3 a.m.

when I was prepping for the show James Charles caught with yet another 15 year old boy I swear to god y'all is getting fucking ridiculous call anyone out they associate called anyone out who associates with this man I'm losing my mind I'm Chris Hansen with his mind to give him a seven like so take it with the pitch so but why are you holding on to this the kids are lying about their age and some about orientation trapping gay men is pretty sick oh wow turning into a victim thing he's the victim that's that being said James is not innocent he needs to be held accountable for his actions there's no proof that he actively seeking underage boys come on the looted can you be well they're probably really young come on dude there's literally everybody now it's crazy now all these all these fans are going to try to like assassinate this work it's character and turn it into this whole thing about this kid is a liar at twelfth grade he wants to spend it from school for smoking weed in the parking lot he wants me to take talks even be in twelfth radio right it's a good point when he was he made a TikTok six months ago where he joked about uh he joked about Asian food I don't know you know what I mean like it's like they try to ruin his fucking life because he got preyed upon like here this person says it's us that this kid says I never delete anything but snapchat says he deleted messages who gets a fuck come on it's like it doesn't matter if you lied about his age that's so beside the point and anyway as we pointed out literally with two seconds of research James knows he's 15 so stop it I'll make it feel really good for you on he has this habit of aligning himself with these big creators that sound by you keep those commented you got it I'm sorry baby what I'm sorry I'm just saying he has this habit of like aligning himself with these big creators so that he has these people supporting him with massive audiences and uses them as like a shield anytime there's any controversy anyone says anything about Charlie or Dix here anyone he's always the first one to jump in and defend them and acts as if it's him being a good friend but I think it's more to protect his self yeah he got in good with those familios man basically God followed them when they seen his armpit hair probably you believe I swear to God he asked one of these kids for pictures of his armpit hair on God and the God saw this I mean right that's what he asked for the screenshots are out there get find it back check me yeah thank you this is a little bit good fucking out let's see in the last six months James has been exposed for talking to four different minors the newest accuser was 15 year olds when they first message the one we've been talking about this other one alleged he was 21 years old sent him unsolicited nudes on snapchat oh so James sent this guy unsolicited nudes on snapchat right a B allegedly allegedly a Saya so this this kid says he's 21 so James look oh well here's my dick allegedly on snapchat which we know is the fit bro if you're on snapchat you're gonna get you're gonna get assaulted you can pretty much count on it I mean I don't understand what the fuck's going on in that app if a celebrity asks you to add them on snap you're gonna you're about to get assaulted Wow sister snapped it's crazy man so at least at this 21 year old his dick on snapchat allegedly impression to reciprocate despite him telling him he was only 16 love that here's def noodles receipts you know he's a gun well apparently this kid was banned from tiktok this was the one yeah Jesus can't do this anyway it's an accuser you know I'm going back to the armpit hair I'm seeing a tweet of his from a long time ago saying that someone asked to see his armpit hair on a meagle that's all you found it's only fun people I mean I swear to God there's a tax rate asked dude I swear the last guy who we we talked about who we was like super aggressive with there was videos of him and everything he's like why don't you just why don't you just send and stuff and he was in the bathroom and all this okay I like telling you so that's the other one this all happened six months man keep going another user named a non-J reportedly claimed that he was 17 when Charles reached out though nothing sexual occurred even so they recalled thinking it was weird that Charles was flirting with a minor yeah I'd say I like to make love let's see let's look through here yeah like I'm sorry James Charles has 20 million followers on Instagram and he's just randomly chatting up hi I'm just really interested in you sister I just really interested in you sister you sink pretty confident on the internet a fourth accuser going by the handle of Life of Fuzzy posted several tweets in an eight-part series about his interaction with Charles and TikTok and claimed he was also asked for nude photos according to Life of Fuzzy contacted Charles on Instagram after the YouTubers highly politicized 2019 feud with Tata Tati Tata Westbrook who weirdly is proven to be right about our accusations like can we talk about Tati like she was fucking right that he is a weirdo what was her I thought your whole thing was he ate the wrong vitamins and she was well that was kind of the in between the lines no her her main accusation was that's fucking amazing but that's true oh here it is yo Ian my man Ian let's go here you want some real shit hey and please stand up send me a vid where you like put your phone down in the shower and record hands frames you flexing and showing off your muscles and hair I mean that's pretty good not specifically the armpit hair but that's really good did you usually got to pay for that kind of content that's a lot that's a big ask put your semi a vid of you put your phone down in the shower record hands free you flexing and showing off your muscles in here bro he got really specific requests you actually sent that change are you out of your mind he's a pro he can't control himself he knows he's fucking up you know when you send this message and the amount of times that this is like right at this point like does he have like a humiliation finish or something no he has no he's not so true he he cannot help himself he cannot stop you know man I saw this crazy documentary about I think it was a Louis the Row one where he was looking at all these convicted sex criminals and just like learning about them and stuff love Louis the row there was this one guy just kind of to it's an extreme example but something that stood with me he was chemically castrated by the government because he or yeah I think it was ordered to be chemically cast in the UK it might have been because that sounds they used to do that I think it couldn't stop exposing himself he wouldn't he could not stop but so eventually they gave him some chemical castration to like reduce his libido so he couldn't get it up and stuff and he's like he's like do you do it since you've been chemically castrated he says yes I do I still do it he couldn't help him so he couldn't stop people like semen right oh here we go we gotta have them okay you guys listen I bet you can make me finish by just flexing and showing off your body hair I'm gonna come bro he sent this message you guys I bet you can make me finish by just flexing and showing off your body hair why did he say oh body your hair parentheses body hair ha ha without even taking your dick out and so he left and showing off the body hair but I can't was that the cat zoom guy yeah he has not responded to my armpit job by the way are you flexing I was not flexing that was the problem yeah that's what you fucked up James and you know it's like here's the thing he's rich he's famous I'm sure James could get all the tail he wants but he continues to go to the fans he continues to dip in to these very young questionable I'm sorry dude if you go on instagram you can tell the difference between a fucking 25 year old and a 15 year old sorry 99% of the time I'll give a 1% exception but this has happened eight times yeah really hot yeah I mean what you said the guy is extremely successful wealthy you know what grinder Tinder whatever you know I mean like why why why fans on snapchat like what what purpose is that serving he can't help himself he's a danger to himself and to and to those around him he can't get it with the Demilios like you know what I mean oh he thought it's crazy oh so back that so Tati said she was originally calling him out because he was constantly pressuring straight men into hooking up with him or something she was saying she wasn't right but what triggered it she said is that he used he went against her gummy right which I love the wrong gummies yeah she was saying she basically took a man her husband and then he promoted the competition's brand and there's a slap in the face so she didn't know because he literally just posted a story because they helped him a coach on something she lost her fucking mind it's just like one full nuclear but it didn't they didn't they make amends and then unite to uh destroy shame yeah they ally which is funny because now is that she's so stupid because now she's right but she's ruined it by making amends with James to unite against Shane this shit is a dangerous level weird like the alliances and moving pieces I mean this is universe that was an all-timer apology when she came out we've been talking about and then apology tier lists recently from you right there was so much to remember there was like bamboo and yeah dance yes all kinds or I was so legit reason that was that was an S tier for sure that's true apology I heard her she went like bankrupt and stuff I don't know like her whole vitamin shit went under and thanks to James and torpedoed in her whole business well she was clearly it's just like lady if you're whole business hey guys welcome to today's sorry if your whole business strategy is counting on James Charles to promote it then you're fucking are making a huge mistake breaking my silence my business went bankrupt because James Charles wouldn't promote my gummy that's the last video she made full of fuck she was sued by the co-founder of her beauty vitamin company oh my god drama so they're in some real shit you know what I love when youtubers go new video every week Monday and Thursday at 10 am PSD and then they're about seven nine months no I don't have anything like that on my banner so I better check oh god no I intentionally never put that because you never really like structures yeah I don't want to be that guy new videos every Thursday at the front at Tuesday at 10 a.m. oh Tatsy's house went for sale last month on the market what you get for it it's listed for four million oh damn gross up how's it look nice yeah Sherman Oaks Sherman Oaks sure nice is fucking nice I wonder if that's like they need the money situation or if they're just bailing out of LA situation well I think she lives in Seattle I think she's another oh I was bowing why do you know that I don't do this my job like to know we're talking with a question yeah I mean that she will look at you look it up he just off the dome he just knows I know that he is right here's right there you go I wasn't really doubting that you were right I would listen I never doubted that he was right I was questioning why he knows I think it is a funny question though that you did happen it just know that I was curious why he knew it too so sorry sec I'm with Dan on this one it's just an odd little piece of trivia to have just sitting in there I don't know I know it and I mean I don't know where to see how does she lives in no I don't know that yeah yeah I mean I'm a big grunge fan so let's see there's more according to yeah yeah oh this was a good one face wave a famous gamer 16 year-old brat 16 just revisiting the classics from last year in July you kind of look good 16 16 year-old you ain't seen nothing do you see the frame kind of kitty jakes what and then he goes oops he raised it cuz oops I think about I had no idea you're 16 sorry left my ass off sister gave me a book snapchat I'll just be your secret lover I mean this is amazing right this is a real interaction it's hard to believe oops that's what you should be enough for him to can I frame this can I frame these side-by-side and put it behind me until James Charles is canceled oh there it is you look kind of good oops I take it back oh there it is we miss you so James Charles videos are being removed from tiktok people trying to talk about it tiktok's like his biggest platform he is massive on tiktok and nobody can talk about him here's another banger asked we'd have made about you congratulate that was erased for bowling in harassment now you tell me is this bowling in harassment nice and James tarl on your kids choice award it's perfect because I know that kids have always been your choice so that works out perfectly OPS Nickelodeon keep an eye on him during the after-party bowling in harassment I mean by the letter of the law yeah probably by the letter of which law I don't mean that probably is well by which law it's okay to bully some people oh I see you're saying yeah you're bullying a lot like which I know no law it's a figure speech I'm just saying yes you you are you are bullying somebody you are bullying me and my bullying James Charles by making one I think bullying is more like the like let's say it's the repetitiveness like I hadn't made a video about James Charles I mean hold on how many videos hold on no no no no bat on tiktok when I posted this video I had not talked about James Charles okay hmm this was a one-off video that I posted fair and are bullying me I believe you may have it a lot like in November probably but there's only I think one other tiktok about let's all please reflect on the fact that James Charles who has had six credible allegations of sexting minors in the past six month wanted kids choice award yes on the same night that David was hosting right that was a cursed kids choice award I make a down as the most cursed kids choice ever that's like Bill Cosby and Weinstein have like I accepting this ward on behalf of Bill Cosby who couldn't be here tonight I miss the mark with that one oh he incorrect to me he said I had a bunch of tiktok's what James doing yeah yeah that's okay fine well it's just is it this is like a totally appropriate joke so it's like no other person bullshit that I got removed and you might be right he's a talk creator on tiktok he might have some poll to uh he's got almost a press criticism of him he's in man that said though I mean all jokes aside we we know how absurd the whole narrative about you having a hotline to Susan is or whatever bigger like I mean can you really even get a hold of anybody a tiktok I have someone tiktok they reached out to me oh well get him to delete James Charles account well I messaged him like I did message him I was like yo why are these videos keep getting removed and he didn't answer that question mmm suspicious suspicious I don't know I'm just I I agree I don't think he's like call it's not like James is calling so many times a video about him but like there seems to be some type of moderation going on you know that noodles got locked out of his Twitter as well when he shared one of the videos yeah Twitter something about fuck you got locked out for 12 hours when you post a video about when the victims of James weird what Twitter is like down for anything you could do like be heading videos on Twitter and they're cool with that shit we're all this is you it's true I mean they've they've gotten they've gotten more I don't know there anywhere here I mean pornography is totally fine pornography is fine but not down with violence yeah I mean they got a lot of bad press this was a while ago now yeah I mean it when um when all those ice ice videos were all over Twitter and they were getting a ton of shit they finally kind of cracked down and all that I just had like a huge press on Twitter you know so ironic ice is got us so good because they caused the ad pop lips on YouTube right because YouTube was putting ads on Isis videos and Isis was making round and they fucked up Twitter because people are posting ice like they actually got us good ice is constantly a lot of this video kind of I mean they kind of mission accomplished us they were trying to destroy our destroy our culture our heritage we want to do it for the world say what you will about Isis but it's my God given American right um hold on it's my God given American right to fight to defend the right to where uh did you see the Karen today that was wearing a see-through mask no oh no oh god it was so funny maybe it was on TikTok something we just show up it's my God given right to protect people from wanting to spread COVID go go thank you though thanks for teaming up I was just I wasn't there so that's it James made a statement last month admitting right I mean I'm just going re going over this because I think it's important you know admitting to it I don't think it's a trigger warning I mean you are the trigger warning though it shouldn't say grooming pedophilia it's a trigger warning James Charles he really just doesn't understand he's saying I'm talking about grooming pedophilia but it's you did it's about what you did you're admitting that you're grooming and pedophilia right yes there's a video going around on me on TikTok and Twitter of a guy calling me a groomer and I want to address it right away the accusations this by the way was like last month about one month ago the accusation that I have groomed this person is completely false last week I came across on my instagram explore page you know where you reach out where you find everyone you want to flirt with instagram explore page where fifth where we're hot 15 year old boys show up what's funny is the kind of content you're watching as well maybe yeah exactly it's just a menu to him yeah it's like such an admission of guilt I came across this 15 year old boy on my explore page and I and I saw that he followed me the guy with 20 million followers on instagram and so and added and added him on snapchat why on snapchat when you were on instagram why did you leave the platform to go to a different platform and track him down and add him so creepy sister yo you know what snapchat really stands for serial child abuser sc wow sister nine but it's true and james chase head on over to sc nobody calls it that though the next morning I woke up to several snaps from this person being excited I had him back saying he loved me and also lewd photos of himself in the shower bro okay the guy said he was just sending photos of him in the bathroom they weren't lewd I was how old he was right away and he told me he was 18 okay he's like okay done sister sister done so let me get this straight my instagram explore feed which is full of underage boys I found one that I thought was attractive saw he followed me I went and followed him on snapchat which is the social media known for celebrities to prey on people because messages disappear and it tells you when people take screenshots snapchat is so creepy by the way they do that like they literally have built a platform made for sexually abusing people because added more features now like profiles and like news updates but definitely people use it for that when it first came around like the advertisements were all like pictures of like girls and bikinis and stuff like in the app store even it didn't specifically say it was for that but it's applied to me yeah yeah because it's just so odd like it tells you when there's a screenshot or they were filming you or something you know excuse me you know I did that around you know the other thing she didn't even react I was like wow you're the only person in the world who wouldn't even fucking look over to your side um and it's a excitement of meeting someone I thought could be potentially great are you fucking kidding me sorry a relationship with this person are you actually seriously kidding me right now this so you're saying once again this kid that you stalked on the snapchat he said he was 18 and the excitement of meeting someone I thought I could have a whole romantic I was basically ready to marry them I didn't ask for a copy of his idea passport again if that's part of your protocol you're fucking losing already do you have your passport our Kelly knows something about that it's now clear based on the video he uploaded he was taking photos of me with another device and had ulterior motives from the beginning that's like dude he's blaming this kid but that's like blaming Chris Hansen for having ulterior motives it's like yeah you got busted fucking idiot it's this kid didn't fuck up you fucked up this apology was so bad and people bought it and it blows my mind this has everything in it everything later in the day he said a few things that made me questioned the validity of his original age answer and when I asked him to confirm his age once again he admitted he was 16 after a vis-a-vis after we had sexed it all night long and I had jizz on the camera phone lens did you bring condoms to graphic yeah after after he had sent me photos of his phone on the ground in the shower looking up and flexing oh my god I'm gonna come easy James is the one that said I'm gonna bust a nut before you even pull it down yeah I'm just I'm saying he's like I bet you can make me bust just by showing me your armpit air we so never found any of it in so yes armpit air that's the least of the rumors I love to see him sue me for starting that your honor I'm clearly been defamed by Ethan Klein who says I'm in the armpit air of young boys well are you into young boys yes your honor but there's no proof of armpit here and their body hair just not specifically armpit yeah mmm compelling case we know hung jerry you know James like nothing better than hung then things that are hung you know what I mean anyway so I told him I was really uncomfortable and apologized for flirting but he insisted poor James this kid is such a predator he insisted on continuing talking what what could he do I was helpless he insisted on Snapchat I was cornered I was back into a corner saying it could be our little secret he's a fan of mine and I would never tell anyone I told him I was not okay with this he started getting upset and at this point I unfriended him we have not spoken since but I do cherish all the photos that I've got of him so why is this is it the fact that it's on Snapchat that he doesn't have any evidence yeah I guess any evidence to back any of this up like every time this happens they are a bunch of screenshots and then he says that all these things happen but he he doesn't have any screenshots you know what I want to know Dan I want to know why the fuck the FBI hasn't taken his hard drive like think about it do you know how many underage folks he probably has on his computer I'm not kidding why is the FBI not you should call me that's fine I mean I'm serious like what the fuck I am not victim blaming or victimizing myself either what do I do what I do want to reiterate is that he had ulterior motives and he backed me into a corner and insisted that we continue talking they miss some sad music it was good I mean at a certain point it's like he says after false allegations like this the past I never knowingly engage with anyone underage that's what I mean this is like the whole thing is an admission of guilt yeah I love this we haven't spoken since I am not victim blaming him that little piece of shit who betrayed my trust and backed me into a corner and I am not victimizing my poor self either who only ever wanted to just be friend of fan and I thought I could had a whole new I thought I was in love what did he say he was exploring come what was that line he said excitement the guy was lost in the excitement of meeting someone I thought could be potentially great he were in love for that one night I'm simply sharing what happened and what happened was not okay so you should recall what he's saying is not okay is not in reference to what he said is in reference to what this kid did to him because he goes on say after false allegations like this in the past I would never knowing the engage with anyone under age that's why I don't ask don't ask don't tell again he's acknowledging the fact that this keeps happening but in the same statement is like yeah I was just browsing random profiles on instagram and adding them on snapchat and trying to date them work with them who could have seen this coming who amongst us there's no pattern hasn't been entrapped by 16 year old six times these 16 year old are so sexy and and they're so tricky they're smart little pretty so smart they're so smart they're so sexy and tricky oh no oh please just put your phone in the flex for me I would never knowingly engage with anyone under age I would unknowingly and I do quite often and put my life on the line for a few snapchats we've got away with it so many times probably feeling invincible because of situations like this instead of taking someone's word for it I will oh this is the great this is my pledge to you that I James Charles now and forever more will always ask to see an idea or password of every young boy I find on instagram and then go directly to their snapchat I as a good honest American will always ask for ID or passport before sending or receiving penis shots of them or asking for armpit stuff it's not easy out here mm-hmm I will always ask for idea password which can easily so fucking easily be photoshopped I'm gonna say that's the next excuse oh god you know how easy it is to edit your date of birth on an idea for these six notes are like wizards brother like I didn't need the hackers like it's crazy like James said they're really smart they're sexy sixty dollars I have one of the kids are so crafty they're so crafty oh no I promise that I will always chat and then so he'll get caught again I'm like they photoshopped their ID and then I'll be like I have now a full forensic full digital forensic team analyzing the ideas to make sure they haven't been photoshopped and I bledged to you and then the Chinese hackers come in and fool his forensic ID team I promise to you I'm working with Homeland Security to fight these Chinese hackers who are fooling me with their beautiful 16-year-old crafty sexy boys turn it to a whole international fucking uh conspiracy it's just a whole international affair got NSA working its Chinese hackers all trying to convince all just trying to get James Charles to open a snapchat of his 16-year-old boy's cock oh the land the future just hope his future is crazy geopolitical landscape will never be the same I sure feel bad for that poor James Charles he's so stressful trying to get thick fixed from underage boys well that's all I really much have to say about that that's all huh that's what I do want to mention everyone that this episode sponsored by Harry's dot com slash h3 thank you thank you you know that was good how we go I mean can I talk about anything else we've been going for an hour and ten minutes oh shit this is all we've talked about I kind of like the dedication you know we got the little nods music video which I mean these people are so ridiculous they're getting upset about this like dude how are people Tricia's one of them actually funnily enough but that's what I said to Tricia I was like you're just being superstitious you just are grown up to feel like satanic and devil imagery makes you is like something that's gonna happen but like have you seen what these Christians speaking in tongue like this shit is way creepier than not working on on the Satan and by the way isn't what that what the Christians think like he goes to hell with works on saying there's not what they think goes on and out as far as I'm where there's an accurate portrayal of what they think happens I don't know if they preach that there is dancing and twerking and hellness well okay but he's fucking right now he's fucking god he's not like saying gee like devil if not out of you let's say if homosexuality is a sin the devil's probably gay because he embodies like sin and that and so the devil probably is gay why are you gay right like that's a rational argument to make so so like this is good this is what they want this is what they think gay people he goes to hell and he talks on the devil that's it that's what they that's except as the world should be in their view so he's gay no I don't know I don't know anymore is the devil gay I know Nas is gay little Nas is gay and I got news for you I mean she gay hmm the devil's gay I mean they've made jokes about this for years I mean in movies and stuff like what little Nicki was like 20 years ago and they were shoving like a pineapple Hitler's ass and uh of them everything oh South Park was great with Satan was gay and fucking sit on me saying that was right yeah they're so annoying people it's just so pathetic dude talking in tongues is literally satanic creepy shit ah you were literally say if anyone's channeling Satan it's you they go excuse me have you seen little Nas's new video where he torques on Satan oh so terrified that's creepy everyone's losing their mind holy ghost oh blood in the lamp blood in the back that should make me way more uncomfortable using his motherfuckers like it's striking down the demons and I'm like oh by the blood that he's gonna be in the night these Christians are out of their fucking mind con also taking the bait let's be honest yeah victory it's such such bait I love I actually like little Nas X he is he's been like associating with James Charles which I don't the fuck that's about I'm assuming he doesn't know but his music video is always slapped and I was like how has he been associating with James Charles oh he was doing tiktoks with him they had a yeah they did a youtube video together on James's channel oh well then we hate little Nas X now but this was November it was been a minute well November was kind of in exposed territory it's really little Nas X needs to know too we got to call him out to his little Nas X know that he promoted the wrong gummies is he aware the wrong right the wrong gummies vitamin gummies yeah he might change his perspective yeah that might sway him more than the most predator thing the most recent one was the December 18th so that was pretty recent yeah and look it sucks because I like him it's just like why are you doing this the little Nas X you gotta send the most people don't pay attention to the stuff drama and everything well tiktok literally doesn't let you talk about it so that's a huge portion of the people that follow him I mean tiktok is our whole little Nas is fucking hilarious on tiktok he's so funny he's such a I'm I'm a fan he's literally cracks me up on tiktok is the funny shit dude he's pretty epic on Twitter too yeah you see the you see his response to the gun girl oh yeah we have that in here dude he's so funny love that dude yeah you got a little you got a little by the way I was typing his name out the other night we were prepping for the show and we corrected the little Christmas and I thought that was funny little X miss name if chuckle anybody okay so how about the Christmas stuff fair enough not the right season for that joke Melania forgive me give me a freaking break you're right now she's right let's stick with lil Nas X um yeah he he had some slam dunk on some of these dumb dums let's see right link pastor Greg is not a fan of lil Nas X this is like a old one from the last it was this is from the last time I forget even why they're mad at him the last time they're saying he was tiktok imagine I feel like the new video that's gonna trigger over him riding a horse now that he is about the new one yeah this is about oh okay okay he's talking about the shoes he's a six six on the shirt okay okay wait let me listen this motherfucker again he's so charged up love it he's on tickets tonight boy that little Nas X sermon tonight we talk about lil Nas X mm-hmm save our children our children watch that little Nas X video once and their second dick the next day damn it and you know what happened with gay subject we get hurricanes and earthquakes every natural disaster these people are fucking cuckoo and we actually listen to them like there's people that listen to them in our country and they vote a lot of them they go three victory victory people think that gay people cause hurricanes and they vote okay that should terrify it's not great do you see um there's a viral post going around on twitter saying uh it was like a graph showing uh church attendance yeah I heard about that like below 50 percent for the first time ever because this country listen it happened in the last like decade it's like a insane falloff listen I'm not anti-religion you know I'm not anti-spirituality I just think that people like these really uh culty christians and in general I think people who tend to flock to organizations uh religion tend to just have really toxic social beliefs oh Jesus you know so that's what I don't like about it I have no problem with Christianity or Jews or Muslims or anything I mean you know what I mean god bless do whatever you think whatever it is just saying if you think sucking dick cause hurricanes then you're an asshole and an idiot what are we gonna do you know this video just stuttery is this yeah it's yeah the video itself is yeah so he is also stuttering I get that part of the video yo those flames are lit in the background by the way is that holy flames uh I don't know that looks like hellfire to me dude I'll just tell a different hellfire whole flame yeah that's really loud those flames are like a difference when holy flame and hell flames just one hair one cock hair you sucking it or you mmm what's up what's up with that cock in your mouth boy Satan I said don't you put that cock in your mouth mmm that you stung that fear as you know there's a biblical story about Abraham who defied god by putting a cock in his mouth I must have missed in the book of uh the chapter I wasn't in my torpor yeah right because there's really nothing about gay people I don't know why they're so obsessed with it I was like man that's oh get a cool beat I'll never be able to do it again I'll never be able to do it again I'll just pick a gram where I know you're not yeah he's like I love that fucking cowboy ship was a box but now I'm out like he ticky ticky oh I just saw on my on Twitter jet hanks were we talking about this on screen or off screen about the whole checked hanks things oh yeah we haven't talked about it on the show we were talking before the show start about jet hanks don't hang sun who started the white ways summer thing and this shit does not look good Somebody said, unfortunately, the merchant looks at it, aggressively racist. I actually have to agree for some reason, that's just not something I would ever wear. If I saw someone wearing that, I'd be like, mmm, a comin' back of family news, that guy's not so what I wanna know.

Dan, the next, the next, the next, not helping. That's a redneck, super redneck, it's a really redneck. Oh, shit, why? Dude, shit, Hank, is really trying to capitalize on his moment.

White, white, white stuff. Has he been talking about, like, how did he get this out, so far? You know what he needed for this to be non-threatening, is like a Hawaiian shirt. He doesn't like aggressively white shit.

He was very explicit in one of his videos about white boy summer, just to get a little context, since the audience might not be aware, but he's promoting this idea that this summer is white boy summer. Where is this on Twitter or Instagram? It's been on his Instagram. All right, let's just go to the horse's mouth, as they say.

The white boy's mouth. Yeah, and a comin' back of family, no joke. You know, people were kinda on board for white boy summer, surprisingly. It's been gettin' in a lot of traffic, but.

It was a car video, I remember. He's been, bro, he's Jack, what's up, Chet? He's been talkin' about it for a bit now. Chet, bro.

People are joking about how, like, the diversity of Tom Hanks is not so credible. As it is, it's amazing. The ecosystem that exists in this book. Oh, you send me a link?

I'm already on this link. Okay, where's the white boy summer one? Sorry, I sent the wrong one. Okay, thank you.

So here's white boy summer. Shout out, Matt. Shout out to the chat. Shout out to the island.

Big up Ethan from H3, the chat and he's on the way. White boy summer going up. It's fantastic. I'd love to see it.

Thanks for makin' out a thing. You made the announcement. This is the Genesis. That's not the original.

This is the aftermath. Here Ian, Ian just sent the Chet Hanks updates. Twitter account. Okay, what am I gonna do with this Ian?

Chet Hanks updates. I think it's all on there. Nothing but love and good vibes to everyone. That's what the update says.

Oh, Chet. Here. What's up guys? Top of the morning to you.

Okay, so check this out. See if we drop tomorrow. You'll get it straight. Well, you're top of the morning.

You could be dropping top of the mornings and island vibes. Well, I don't know what the last man by done. Right, okay. It is and a former colony of the United Kingdom.

So there's sort of a kinship with Jamaica. That's a stretch, but I'll take it. White boy summer. Everybody knows that the Irish are a minority.

Chet Hanks, an intentionally becoming a white nationalist icon. It's so fun. All right, you found the original one. Thank you.

Here it is. Yeah, this was going mega viral on Twitter. Yeah, Chet. Yeah, guys.

Look, I just wanted to tap in really quick. I just got this feeling, man, that this summer is about to be a white boy summer, you know? Take it how you want it. I'm not talking about like Trump, you know, NASCAR type of white I'm talking about, you know?

Me, John B, Jack Harlow type white boy summer. You know what I mean? Let me know if you guys can vibe with that. You're ready, you know, because I am.

And by the way, he is for the record made videos saying Trump is a pussy clot, I believe he said. So he said, called him a pussy clot. Right, that was about Trump. So he's definitely not a white nationalist or anything like that.

But I'm afraid this is going to go horribly wrong for him. Fuck them, Ross. You know, by the people, oh my God. Yeah, this is what this is what this is like the kind of vibe I want from white boy.

Like, yeah, let's go. I don't want my weird gothic, you know, Oh, here's rules and regs. Okay, this is important. This is rules and regs.

This is very important. Let's get it straight. We'll come this morning. Internet going mud.

Again. Cheers. I can't. More than a few rules and regs for the white boy summer.

Okay. Rule number one. That's all my white boys out there. No plaid shirts.

Can't be looking like a pick and table out here. Right, right. You know what I'm talking about? Leave that shit at home.

The vineyards vines and, you know. That is no shirts. Just straight up no shirts. What blood?

Ralph Lauren or whatever. Whatever. That should at home. It's kind of a black tea.

You know what I mean? Keep it simple. Rule number two. No spare top ciders.

Right now. The kind of white boys we're talking about. Right. What is this very white?

There's a stupid boat. Ian. What are you doing? Throwing your plads out.

Oh, no. See you. Ian is officially joining the white boys. You know more.

You got to get yourself some white and black teas. Even I think what you're wearing now is too colorful. I mean, with a piece of love, I don't know. Backward hat is good.

Dad hats are iffy. I don't know, man. I think I have to take this one to trial. I don't think I'll ever be down with the backward hat.

That's where I'm getting the dirt spied this big time. Yeah, dude. I don't know that I can ever get down with the backward hat. Right.

It's okay sometimes. Never. But, like, required. Never.

What's the point of wearing a fucking hat? What if, like, you're employee, like, has a really bad haircut? So they just, like, throw it on. You were getting slammed this episode.

Holy shit. Well, I guess, yeah. No, I don't like it. I feel like I'm like 12 years old.

So I agree. I don't think it's a terrible look. Adam liked it. I'm sorry, baby.

I wasn't targeting him. I know. I'm just totally kidding. I know the comments.

But he says, he says dad hats are iffy. Someone put a fourth proposition that we banned all backwards hat. I shut that shit down real quick. Backward hats are and will remain good.

So there's apparently some kind of conclave. Some kind of. Well, it seems like there may be a conclave, but they don't hold any actual political sway. This is a top down thing.

Yeah, he's a monarch. Yeah, true. Oh, here. Okay.

Interesting. More discord on the dad hat. We are getting very close to banning dad hats. But there are some exceptions.

If an individual has a clean fade, he may rock a dad hat. Bro, I'm not even sure about this whole fade thing. You know, like what? I got to have a fade to be white boy summer.

I mean, what are you talking about? This is a lot. You got to have a curved print. I mean, this is a lot, you guys.

If you want to rock a dad hat, do the work and find a good barber, he says. Seventh Amendment. I think we're getting weirder and weirder the deeper we go here. Respect personal space at parties, especially while drunk.

I mean, well, just the summer or like all the time. I think that should. That should just stand beyond the other rule just for all year round. Say the fuck away.

Annual. I'm not going to read this. I'm not going to break that chat down. Flip flops are good.

Okay. Oh, there you go. You were wearing some slides, right? I'm starting to lose.

I'm starting to... Bro, what the fuck is this? This is... I didn't know.

A sandal with a bottle opener on the bottom. What kind of degenerate? Where is it? I have a pair of those.

Dude, this is the most degenerate shit ever. Is that. Can you ever use it? Like for a girl?

Like she has opener beer or something? No, no, no, no. Why did you associate? Have you ever used them to open a bottle?

Well, yeah. You got for a girl. But it's the idea of lifting your foot. You don't want to put your foot anywhere near the bottle.

If you wear them on the beach, I mean, you walk barefoot on the beach. No, but it's the thought of your shoe. Bro. It takes focus.

It's like so... You're going to drink from that bottle. You're putting... You're not touching...

You're not touching what you're putting your lips on. Yes, you are. Why you're not the cat. It's not even the...

It's not the sanitary issue. It's the track factor. Look, if you need a bottle opener, you need a bottle opener. Dude, I can see Zach waiting for like three summers.

Yeah. Someone's like, oh. Oh. If you're on a fucking boat, you need a bottle opener.

I mean, I'm your guy with my fucking... I'm sure it's convenient. Who's going out to drink on a boat and doesn't bring a bottle opener? Let's get real.

It doesn't make sense. You could be surprised. Or at least like a lighter. You could do like the lighter party trick.

Why would I want to do that if I'm wearing the bottle opener? The lighter is on the ground. I'm going to be straight with you. I'm going to be straight with you with peace and love.

Somebody rolls up with these and they're opening bottles with these. What? I'm going to probably think less of them. I'm going to think less of them.

Like I know you and I love you, Zach. So I don't think less of you. I hope you don't think less of me. That would deeply hurt me.

No, I can never think less of you. But I'm just saying my perception of these sandals is like, wow. I love you, Zach. So I would never think that.

I mean, I love... I love about you that you have these sandals. But anyone else you would think less of? Yeah, because I don't know them.

So it's like a prejudice thing. Okay. I appreciate it. You're one of the good ones, Zach.

Yeah. I appreciate it. Like a moratorium. Yeah.

But what do you think? That's what's most important. What's not good are the fucking little fun... She has fucking rainbows and reef ones with bottle opener.

And then we got that friend that wears those fucking ass flip flops with everything doing night time, day time at bands. Yo, flip flops with bands is a true fashion crime. I have to say none of you guys do that, right? Oh, why special?

Flip flops with long pants is a fashion nightmare for me. With sweat pants and some slides, I like different. I feel like I've seen you wear that many times. Me?

No, Ethan is a sock. Where are the socks and sandals? Yeah. I don't know if you can relate.

No, too. Jeans with flip flops? Like, were the jeans? Yeah, I agree with you.

I agree with you. But I'm sure you did. Of course you did. I rock that shit, man.

For all you can't. I know everybody's judging you. You have to know that. Look, I'm confident that I rock it.

Hawaiian shirts. Nice to you. Every time I go to Florida, I'm rocking that. Thank you.

The pants are fitted. Flip flops? It's a look, dude. Not like the thong flip flops.

Like slides. I even think it's worse. It's not as bad with slides, but it's still bad with the thong. Dude, I'll be rocking with my reefs.

Like Hawaiian shirts. Listen, I'm not like a fashionable guy by any means. But so who am I? I disagree with that statement.

I think you're self-aware. Anything you do. For me, the jeans under the sandal is crazy. And then they're all torn from being walked on.

People need to hem their jeans. Yeah. They need to be tapered. Go to the tailor so you can rock.

If you have a perfectly hemmed jean, then maybe you can pull it off. That's what I do. Damn. I didn't know you're so posh.

It's pretty badass. Rocking my reefs. No Birkenstocks. I agree with you.

No blood light. We're just banning beverages now. Do not cheap out on alcohol. Chet.

No, he's right about that too. Well, Chet. I mean, listen, he's got money. You can't be banned.

Wait, he's not banning blood light. He's banning Nadi Ice. Yeah. Nadi Ice shit.

All right. I think I'm getting too deep, to be honest with you guys. It's a lot of rules. I'm learning a lot about myself.

I'm learning a lot about myself. There's a 13 minute keep noise levels count. This goes hand in hand with getting too drunk, guys. We've got to keep this always leveled down.

I know like every time you take a shot, it feels really good. Just go woo. Okay. You don't have to scream.

All right. Let's take dude. We've been talking about Chet longer than James Charles at this point. We're actually in the middle talking about Lil Nas X when we got started.

Well, let's quickly look at his story. Let's see. Black Queen Summer. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Is it black? No, this has been part of this has been part of it from the beginning. He's all about the black queens. But he said it was black queen year.

So I mean, he's got to make up his mind. But summer is a part of the year. We've got to really it doesn't really preclude. We've got to update all the other seasons.

What's up guys? Top of the morning to the top of the morning to you. Okay. So check this out.

You see we dropped the merge. We got the black queen summer merge coming today. And I consulted with the great white boy summer spirit. And he said, hey dude.

Lil Nas writing is sick. I know that's her style and everything. But like, can you see how some people might take it the wrong way? Like it's too aggressive.

And I said, yeah, you got a point. So we're dropping the stop hate edition. We're just going to say white boy summer. And stop hate and big ass bold letters across the back.

So we're dropping that along with the black queen summer merge. That's going to be the day. You know, white boy summer is all about positivity. Inclusivity.

Everybody loves everybody. So we just don't want people to get the wrong idea about that. Even though the Lil Nas writing does look dope. So we got that covered apart from that.

There's a bunch of top and compiling it. I see. And I wear the white boy summer with the stop the hate on the front. Don't wait to see.

Let's see here. Where's the stop the hate? I saw it. Yeah.

It was on the right. White boy summer. Just go back to the main page. Where's this?

It was just there. It was just there. I just saw it. No, it's under black queen summer.

Why are they hiding that under black queen summer? Little sauce. It is a little sauce. You got to put that in the white boy collection.

I mean, nobody's wearing this one. Let's be honest. But it's a good call. White boy summer.

Stop the hate. I get the letters. People make leggings. They're like, yeah, I threw the leggings in.

Like, okay. Someone's buying leggings from Chet Hanks. No. Nobody's buying leggings from Chet Hanks.

Like, it's such a specialized item. You can't just throw out leggings. It says white boy summer on it. All right.

That's enough of that. Are we all clear on the rules? You said almost there just start strapping. Let me see.

I like him. Okay. Thanks. Bravo, dude.

Getting in shape. Love you. Fire flames. Definitely white.

Yeah. It is a lot of their strap. Peace. I thought that was Lenny.

Lenny. All right. That was a lot. Anyway.

I was talking about a little next, but you get it. These people are idiots. They're creepy. And then what?

There was the Satan shoes. He's getting sued by Nike. So I would not want to get sued by Nike. Trust me on that.

Majority of the blame is going to the company though. Right. Yeah. But he's goofing on it.

I wonder if they're like, oh, do it dumb. All right. They're going to get fucked in the ass. Nike's one of the most powerful companies in the world.

You know, some guy tried to do. Oh, it wasn't some guy. I was just trying to remember. Oh, what's the other guy?

Oh, I'm an oddie. I'm an oddie. He was such a weird four years. That fucking idiot.

Michael, I'm an oddie. Yeah, he's in jail. He tried to extort Nike and they called the FBI and his ass was in jail by the end of the fucking day. You remember there was a minute there where people wanted him to run for fucking president?

Yes, I do, Dan. People were all about Avonade. He's a fucking jam of fraud. Trying to extort 25 million from Nike.

They're like, uh, sure dude. They called the FBI and he was in jail like before the phone was down. And also he got into trouble. He had stolen a ton of money from his own clients.

Like he would win lawsuits and then pocket the money himself and just not give the money to his clients. Good guy. So I actually did think it was an official club when I saw them. So I was like, oh God, Nike's down to put drops of blood in the soul.

So the concept is that it's ready and with one drop of blood. I was like, that's insane. That's Nike's down for that. It doesn't seem like sanitary.

It seems like a pile has. What turns out? They are not. They're not.

Yeah, they're not. They're not down. They're making six, six of them. It's all satanic.

So but the thing is that actually I think might actually make it legal. Unfortunately for Nike, but they'll definitely try this in court. Is that it's a limited run. There's six, six, six of them.

And it's not like widely distributed. It's an art piece in collaboration with this company that does this kind of art. And they've done stuff like this before. So I actually think that they're probably going to win this legal case.

Well, I mean, how much money do they have to fight Nike? Well, they're a huge company. Watch a demon. What company that made these shoes?

The thing is, they're $1,000 a piece and they made 666. They're going to spend a lot more money in court than they do. And that's what I mean. Even if they have a valid argument, I mean, the thing, when you get sued by a company like Nike, they can just bury you in legal fees.

It doesn't even matter if you're right. Yeah, I'm really curious how the legal case goes out because usually they'll just settle. But I don't know how you settle this because they're still selling the show. I mean, they already sold the show.

Right. Maybe they just, what would Nike want them to do? It's so interesting. They don't want damages.

I mean, they have no interest in money. What can they do? I mean, at this point, they've probably just- I feel like the lawsuit itself is the point because they're performative. Right.

Because of the whole backlash about these shoes. They don't want to be seen as important points. They probably actually don't give a fuck. Right.

And as we mentioned on Fermi's, they've done it in the past and received no legal action. When they did one for angels. I mean angel one. Right.

Because nobody was up in arms about it. That's awesome. But yeah, if they don't react to this, then they get lumped in with all these other- They actually lose sales from the speaking and tongues people. Nike is the devil.

Burn your Nike's. Burn your Nike's. Yeah. That's where the ones that got no action.

We love the holy water shoes. Those are fucking lame compared to the devil ones. I'm sorry. They said it's like holy water from Spain.

That's awesome. Was that a little nasty or just a different? No. That was just with them.

So why it's only fair if we're talking about inclusivity, why the fuck God get a shoe and double doesn't get a shoe? Sounds like some racist bullshit too. Double gets a shoe. Double gets a shoe.

That's right. Anyway, I think you're right. It's performative and they'll probably sell a lot of court on something trivial. And it probably won't matter.

Right. Can we talk about the fact that Ian predicted all of this? Oh, right. Two years ago?

Yeah. Let me pull this up in the profit. Ian, please stand up. You're going to have to highlight it for me.

I don't see it. It's at the top. Ian. Ian.

I can't keep standing up. I haven't seen you stand up once. The president demands it. Ian, please stand up.

All right. All right. I'm up. Am I going to get lost with this music?

Wait, this is our video? This is our video. I don't think we're going to play. We made this?

Yes. Ian, what the fuck, bro? Where's the shit? I want this from you.

This is so epic. What is this? I don't forgot about this, actually. This is so good.

Come on, man. Where is the power points? People think I'm trying to keep you down because like they go, I swear to God, I recall this with hundreds of likes. They go, Ethan's just mad that Ian's funnier than him.

And so he intentionally keeps him off the air. It's like a big conspiracy. I'm begging Ian all the time to please make more content. That's all I want.

You can't force it, people. It's like Ian comes up with a funny concept. He does it. You know?

It's just like if you force it, it's going to be of the same quality. And I've heard it. This is so crazy. No, it's a thunder.

One of the four beasts saying, come and see. And I saw his name and said, oh, I'm in hell with him. What the fuck was that? You're reading that.

I'm going to take my horse. Do the old town road. We're all right. I can't.

I'm going to take my horse. Do the old town road. Right. Until I can't no more.

I'm going to take my horse. Do the old town road. Right. Until I can't no more.

Until I can't. No more. So here's the cover with the. So, well, this is like a 14 minute clip.

Yeah. No, no. That was the main thing I wanted to show. Just in the data.

This is August 2019. Yeah. You ended a whole PowerPoint position on. On the Satanic game.

On the Satanic game. Based on just the horse riding. Right. The profit over here.

He's come out, but that was a good call Ian. How does it feel to be right? I think I had just found a video by some guy who said that Lil Nas X was a Satanist. And the video had like 70 views.

And I built the PowerPoint around that. That guy. He's right. That guy's feeling.

He's stuck right now. Yeah. Speaking tongue. So a crowd of people.

By the blood of the lamb. Dude, that's so funny. By the blood of the lamb. It's like, whoa, dude.

I'd rather give saying a lap dance. By baby. Blood of the lamb. Blood of the lamb God.

It's like, whoa. The cargo ship. They should crack me up. Like seriously, bro.

How the fuck do you fuck up? This shit's resolved. Wait. I want to say something.

Yeah, they got it. But like a quarter of the world's trade was stuck in this. Just tell me how to say it. Canal.

The name of the canal. The Suez. Half the world. Or like a quarter of the world's trade was stuck because it's fucking idiot.

Literally drove his both sideways in a canal. It's like, you idiot. They said it was because of wind. Like, no.

I've been wondering if there's been a full investigation because I feel my instinct was that he did this intentionally. Like disgruntled employees. Oh. Cause it's just so hard to explain.

Otherwise. Right. But I could be, you know, maybe with some weird. The thing is.

Fifteen percent of the trip of the world's trade. Thank you. I think the captain was celebrating way by summer. Here's having a guitar.

Is this? I feel like this is in violation. I think. It's only March.

It's not my point summer yet. We're getting ready for a white boy summer. Dude, this, but like, I feel like if you wanted to do this on purpose, this would be an incredible feat to actually stick the boat and fully block the canal. Well, the canal authority chairman said that it's not just off of weather.

He goes, there's definitely some humor in there. Oh, yeah. Well, and then the boat weighs like a billion tons of gusts. The one is not going to push into shore.

And then do you know about the elements of the ship had drawn a penis shape before this happened? Stop. I'm not kidding. You haven't seen this?

You're fucking with me. I'm not fucking with you. Hold on. I'll send it to you right now.

He has a massive penis. What do you mean? Excuse me? I do what I mean to says.

No, right. I'm waiting. So you think the captain just was trying this one's for 4chan kind of vibe? Right.

Yeah, maybe. I'm trying to find one of the captains. The captain was an N cell from 4chan. Here's the picture.

Hey, I think I am. Here, I'm sending you the picture right now. I'm waiting. Okay.

Let's go. I'm watching discord. I'm just looking at discord. There it is.

Thank you. It starts at the bottom. Where's the canal? It's off screen.

This is prior to getting to the canal. Is this abnormal boat? Oh, sure. I mean, why are you trying?

Well, I don't know if it's just, you know what I mean? You could take it out of context. That's it. I mean, I am not up to speed on maritime procedure or law or really anything having to do with boats.

This is real. Yeah, yeah. This is it. Thank you, Mindy.

Yeah. All of the same as with airplanes. There's all these public websites where you can like track all the world's boats. But it seems like a boat that size would take quite a long time to chart a penis.

Like some of us have known like what is going on here. Right. And so it did this and then drove into the canal and jammed itself in sideways. It just seems like somebody was having a bad day.

Oh, dude. This is the best thing ever. No. But they got her ass.

They got her. You know, someone said actually someone. Yeah, they tugged it out. But there was actually footage if you guys recall hidden footage of this disaster happening.

And I'm trying to unstick it. I don't know if you guys have seen this. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, I missed the Gatsby. You're getting on the elevator this weekend with a nightmare. Yeah. You've got to ride the Gatsby the first time.