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Is Wednesday, July 7th, Sons & Four. Sons & Four? Actually, Sons & Four, it's going to happen. Sons & Four?
Yeah, it's going to happen. My analysis of the game comes out of this. Giannis was not as injured as we were told that he was, because just from the start, he went out there and he was the most athletic player on the court. Well, I actually am totally fine with Giannis being put into the Adrian Peterson Club of the people that just don't have knee ligaments or regular bodies that are anything like the human body, because he was so injured and then he wasn't.
And I don't know what happened in between, but it's just Giannis because he's a freak. I do actually want to do one thing though, PFD, because we've got to talk about the Sons & Four, but because of the people that are not in the community, we've got to talk about the Sons & Four. But because of the way the schedule broke, I feel a little bad for Bucks fans because Saturday they clench their first NBA Finals in, I don't know, it was like 40 years or something like that. July 4th is Sunday, Monday is July 5th, no one's really working July 5th either, and then you get thrown into the Valley and you lose game one.
You had no time to enjoy the fact that you were going to the NBA Finals. You had no time for people to digest the Eastern Conference Finals. So I want to do that for the Bucks for one moment before we talk about how the Sons are going to win this series and four. Chris Middleton was incredible in game six, Drew Holiday was incredible in game six.
I'm proud of the Bucks for basically handling business when I thought maybe the Hawks, I didn't think Trey Young was too injured to play. Like he was, he got it out, but he clearly wasn't himself. But the Bucks deserve all the credit for getting to the NBA Finals, going through the Eastern Conference Finals. I know there's been injuries along the way, but we don't apologize for those when you're a fan of a team.
So credit to the Bucks, credit to the Bucks fans. Here's your moment. If we had a show on Monday, unfortunately, we're already talking about the fact that the Sons are going to beat you in four. Okay, yeah, I mean, I'll pretend like we didn't have a show.
You're right. They didn't get a chance to tune in to get up and hear Mike Greenberg talk about how great the Bucks were and how impressive that performance was. That's the best part of your team advancing in the sport is like we said before, you get to read the articles. You get, those Bucks fans should be allowed to go to work.
If you don't live in Milwaukee, you should be allowed to go into work and just stand next to a water cooler and pretend that game one hasn't happened yet. And just berate the Hawks fan that, you know, are like a Mavericks fan or Clippers fan and be like, huh, you guys going golfing early, huh? That's a shame. Like you need, you need that chance to bust your coworkers balls a little bit.
So I will, I will allow our listeners if they're in that position one day pass. Yeah, it's, it really sucks how it broke out for them because this never happens because the NBA Finals are never in July. And the fact like guess what July 4th, everyone's talking about America. They're not talking about the Bucks.
So you missed all of Sunday and Monday was a total wash as well. So Bucks fans feel proud for yourself. You should get your moment in the sun. This is your moment.
We're saying it right now. I really do. I was like legitimately very impressed with how they finished that series because they always say, you know, closing out a series is the mark of a good team not letting teams linger around, not letting it go to seven games. Chris Middleton, that legacy quarter he had, he's had a lot of legacy quarters, but he was incredible.
So I, Bucks fans, there's your moment. I feel bad that, and you know, this is a long series. I'm not going to overreact to game one, but Sons and For is just really fun to say. And when the Suns win game one, guess what?
Sons and For leads the show. I will overreact, I'll take that bait. I'll say Sons and For sons and For sons and For sons and For from right now. It was, if Chris Paul plays like that, there's nothing you can do.
The only thing I was thinking like if I were trying to devise a defense to stop Chris Paul, the only thing I can think of is what I hear smart people say when they talk about basketball, which is they either are or are not switching enough on screens. So whatever they did in this game, you need to do the opposite of switching on screens of what you did tonight. And that should shut Chris Paul down. So that's my analysis.
Dude, I Bobby Port is both for life, but holy shit, he had that stretch where Chris Paul cooked him like four times in a row. And I want to give Bobby Port is some credit because he did the thing that you have to do when you're in the middle of getting fried on national television, or if you're playing in a pickup game, the same exact thing that has to happen, you then go down and take a really bad shot, just hoping that you'll make it. So everyone will be like, well, now it's Chris Paul versus Bobby Port is they're going back and forth. He missed the shot.
It was a bad shot. But I respect the fact that he had to take that shot because everyone knows when you get burned multiple times, you have to shoot the next possession. You have to try to even the score. So in your head, you can be like, all right, he's got six, but I got two.
Like where it's not as bad as it looks. But Bobby Port is that it was actually criminal that he was left out on an island with Chris Paul in those moments. Like I felt very bad for him. If he made that shot, then you know, Mike Green's like a couple of alpha males don't write at each other.
Somebody can swear. Yeah, right. Oh man, we're watching two greats battle it out. There's another way to get out of that.
Just fake and injury for Bobby Port is I think I probably would have gone from the fake and injury route after the time where Chris Paul, he did the Josh Allen thing where he mashed all the buttons with the ball, but he went between both legs behind the back. I think with both hands threw in a couple of crossovers. It is absolutely roasted at that point. Like he's a witch.
This guy's doing witchcraft right now. I can't be expected to defend against that. I'm just going to fake. Oh, I got a hamstring.
That's a shame. Happens to all of us. And Chris Paul was obviously incredible and you like the sons though, they had all their big three playing pretty much their peak performances. The only thing you could say is Devin Booker was like not great from three, but Chris Paul had 32.
Devin Booker had 27 and then DeAndre Aiden threw in a 22 and 19. Like he was all over the place. So I don't you can't beat them if all three of those guys are playing that way. And so that's that's where we land.
Sons and for because of that. Big four big guy campaign played pretty well tonight. Also Frank Kaminsky had four minutes didn't record us that but he had four minutes. Hey guess what?
You know what? Everyone who's making fun of Frank Kaminsky for not beating up. I believe even though that's what I saw if Frank Kaminsky had fought Pat Beverly there. He wouldn't be able to play those four minutes tonight.
He would have been suspended. And so wait. So he had four points, right? No, he had four minutes.
Four minutes. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
That's fine. Yeah. Who knows what would happen? What was his plus minus zero?
Okay. Perfect. So he actually tread water for a little bit. Yeah.
He had a four trillion. Okay. I love it. But the most important thing, Big Cat, is that he was out there for his teammates tonight.
Yes. Exactly. The only other thing I had for this game. The sun's crowd.
That is the coolest crowd of all time. Like they. That's what I'm saying. They that is a party that I one would never get invited to.
But if I did get invited to everyone, be like, look at that cop over there and I'd feel extra fat. Like I'd walk in and all of a sudden I walk through the door and my shirt. It feels way tighter in my tits or bigger because that crowd like half of the crowd. I don't even know if they know basketball games on.
They're just partying so fucking hard. And having such a great time. I just love it. Like they all look like they just been toasting in the sun, maybe a little bit of ecstasy and then just ball out with the boys.
You're right with the sun. They seem awesome. They seem like the greatest group of fellas to ever watch a game with. And I, they just remind me kind of a Los Angeles crowd.
If like all the Laker Bros were really into BMX and dirt bike racing and there were just not enough good tracks in LA and they liked to do designer drugs a little bit more, then they move out to the desert and those are fun guys to party with. And it's definitely the look of a crowd that is just thankful to be in air conditioning. You can tell that like more than anything. If you get 30,000 people from the world, you can tell that you can tell that you're going to be in the world.
And it's actually a great point because the, like going from the summer heat all day into air conditioning is actually the greatest drug ever created. It really does change your entire like mindset or whatever. What is it? Your mind psychology?
That's not the right words. It's late. By the way, check in. It's almost midnight.
So my brain's not working, but it is the greatest drug ever. So you're exactly right. And then on top of it, they're probably doing drugs. I don't know my LA like towns very well.
So probably people will roast me for this, but it's like if the Lakers played all their games at Long Beach. I think I nailed it. I think I nailed that. I'm going to say it's as if everybody from Bakersfield lived in Kauai.
Kauai? Is that the island? Or the island of Kauai? Oh, the island of Kauai.
I can see how that might be difficult to comprehend because there's a player named Kauai. Yeah. And he does, like living in his mind would probably be the absence of thought. Yeah.
You would just feel like you're in the Matrix at that point. Right. Last thing on this game, we did get LeBron's tweet after the game, one down three to go CP3. I'm just at this point, I'm excited to see what LeBron's Instagram post is going to be like after the Suns win the championship.
I'll just say right now, if the Suns win, LeBron should get a ring. Absolutely should get a ring. Absolutely. CB3 is best friend.
So LeBron has put this team on his back, big cat. He is willing the Suns to be a championship. I would be shocked if LeBron gets on one of the floats. Yeah.
Like just to be there. Yeah. Yeah. Well, basically, like he shares enough business connect.
He's basically Chris Paul's manager. So you usually invite like your managers or your reps or PR guys, they get to hang out during the parades. Absolutely. He's a broad should be there.
He should get to drive one of the funny little cars. Yes. Yes. Absolutely.
All right. So other things we're going to get to the match. It happened. It was it was bad.
It was good, but it was bad. Like it's actually a good I like the idea. They shouldn't have done it. I don't know if they how far out they scheduled these, but doing it on the night of the NBA finals, like I watched the first six or seven holes is like, okay, now there's a real like sporting event going on the NBA finals.
I also I watched long enough though to realize that Bryson came with like all these jokes and he ran out of them like in the second hole and Phil Mickelson just had to carry the whole crew because Aaron Rodgers is a little early Tom Brady. Like I think he's kind of he's got some jokes, but then he runs out as well. Phil Mickelson is all it was he's the guy. He is the guy who makes the match go and he gets all the credit in my mind for being just like fun to be around.
He even did the he tried to do a bet with Bryson and Bryson like couldn't understand the concept of it, which was very funny. And also my favorite moment was when Brady was like deep in a sand trap and Phil Mickelson was like, yeah, it's pretty straightforward. You're just going to like hit it out of this. Like Phil, you're one of the greatest like sand trap players of all time.
And you're just like, yeah, dude, just you know, just swing the club and it will go towards the hole and then we'll we'll put it and we'll be going on the next call. Yeah, Bryson definitely rolled up with like a Google Doc just just filled with everything he wanted to get off his chest. And at the end he did save one. He saved one thing for the very end, which was he wanted to make a San Antonio joke to Charles Barkley.
And he was able to squeeze that and he almost forgot because he was approaching last hole. And and you could tell that like, okay, if they make this puck, they're gonna win. He was like, I need to get this one in under the wire because this was the one piece of gold I want to save. But yeah, he was ready to go with like he had his little his knee slappers.
And I was rooting for the course personally. I don't know about you as a beautiful course. I was just I was hoping that Bryson was going to get eaten by a bear on live television. I mean, I thought like no joke.
I'm not even kidding. If Bryson de Shambo had been killed and eaten by a grizzly bear during the match, that would have been the funniest thing has ever been played on television. And Aaron Rodgers wouldn't have tried to save him because they were not like friends and they were not really friendly at all. And the other great moment was Gronk calling in and in perfect Gronk fashion.
He like didn't realize that when he called in everyone could hear what he was saying. And he made like a comment about Aaron Rodgers retiring. And then Aaron Rodgers was like, what was that Gronk? And he's like, oh, I didn't know you were on the line.
It's like, of course, Gronk doesn't understand this concept. But overall, I, you know, it was good. I just wish they had to play it in the middle of the day on Monday when there was stupid Rob Manford didn't have any baseball games going on. And everyone's like, hey, there's no sports on play that.
That's when like it's a great concept. It just needs to be played when it's not up against any other real sport because I just won't pick the match over a real sport. Well, they definitely scheduled it a long time ago because this in their minds was going to be when there was, you know, you get a little break from sports for a couple of weeks in mid July. So they thought they had that scheduled out perfectly, but turns out that because of COVID and all that stuff, everything got mixed around.
But yeah, it was fun. It's like fun hearing film, it goes and talks to it because he's like so naturally good at it. You can tell that like all this stuff is just like how he normally acts even when microphones aren't on it. Maybe he's not dropping as many C-bombs as he normally does.
But it's definitely stuff like this is how Phil acts just all the time. That's why they call him Fig Jam, the fuck I'm good just ask me. That's his actual personality, like 100% to a T. Back to the course, just real quick because the mountains in the background, you could, I realized you could put mountains behind any sporting event.
And it makes it so much cooler to watch. Like when they play that Thursday night game or something out in Utah during football season and you get a glimpse of some mountains. Mountains in the background of anything. I mean, shit, the last two seasons of Yellowstone sucked, but I watched every single episode of it because it might be shitty dialogue, but you're in front of the most beautiful scenery in the entire world.
So I probably watched the match longer than I normally would have if it was being played at that like Last Course in Florida or South Carolina, whatever it was. I like sporting events with mountains next to him. Yeah, no, I mean, it's why the Rose Bowl, those little mountains, they're like foothills, but there still are mountains and that's part of the allure of it. So you're absolutely right that Aaron Rodgers look like he was very happy Montana.
I tweeted out during the match, but I think speaking as a football fan, if Aaron Rodgers decided that was his last competitive event in the history of his life, I think us as fans would applaud him and he doesn't owe us anything more and next stop Kenton. So I just want to get that out there. Incredible career. What a way to finish it too.
As a win on a win. People don't finish their careers on wins. They hang on too long. Aaron Rodgers is walking off a winner right now.
So congrats to him on a great career. I was going to say like you got Peyton Manning winning Super Bowl riding off into the sunset John Elway doing the same, I think, and then Aaron Rodgers winning the match and no longer playing football after that. Where do you, there's nowhere to go but down at this point. And really, yeah, upstage Brady, like Brady can't retire a winner right now.
If Brady wanted to retire, sure he won the Super Bowl or whatever that was, but he lost the match. Right. Right. Exactly.
All right. I have a question for you, PFT. It's the Robac question because I forgot to do it in the interview. So I'm going to do it right now.
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My question is, do you, are you feeling a little bit, Bryson's weird? That's actually the question. Bryson's weird. And I actually stand by what I said on Friday show that there's 5% of me, which won't come out often.
Like you saw, I made jokes at his expense today and I will continue to do so. But 5% of me will deep down feel a little weird for him or bad for him because he doesn't know how to converse. Like when they were busting his balls, he, you could see it on his face. He just didn't know he wasn't computing with him.
He didn't understand it. So that's where the, the, I feel bad for him. So my question is, do you understand a little bit more what I was saying? My answer to you is yes, Bryson is weird.
Good question. He's weird. He's a weird guy. I don't, I don't, I don't think I'll ever feel bad for him.
I just think he's so, the personality that he puts out there. Yeah. And everything that he's tried to turn himself into is in the image of a guy that does not give a shit what anyone thinks of him. So if you're going to put that image out, if you're going to gain like 30 pounds of totally legal muscle and act like you're like the big tough guy on golf and I hit bombs.
I'm the biggest one in nuts on golf course. I'm going to, I'm going to have zero remorse when it comes to telling you that your hat sucks. So no, I'm not, I will never feel, I will not apologize big guy. No, I'm not asking you to for making fun of Bryson to Shambo ever.
I'm not asking you to. I'm just saying hurt people hurt people. So when I see Bryson, he's hurt. And that's why he hurts people by being a weirdo all the time.
I don't think, I don't think he's hurt because bears can smell weakness. And if he was actually hurt, a bear would have killed him on the course, I would laugh. But then probably felt bad about him being malted death. So I take back what I said earlier.
I will feel bad for Bryson if he dies via the paw of the grizzly bear on television. I also have no problem. People calling me soft for that take. But it's the truth.
I just, again, I'm going to keep making fun of him. 95% is a lot. That's the 95% that's going to keep making fun of him. The 5% is just deep down every now and then.
I might just pump the brakes on it and be like, okay, I'm not going to make fun of him this time. 5% of the time. Um, should we talk a little soccer? It is coming home, even though this might be a terrible jinx because England does play against the team of Destiny today.
Uh, but that Spain Italy game was electric. The Euros are just electric. I just love watching soccer in the middle of the day. It's the perfect like warm up for other sports at night.
Yeah, no, Italy looked really good today. And that dude, Kaze, my guy, Kaze, he's gonna be, he's the next goat. Like we might be seeing a torch event happen in the next year, two years where Messi passes that torch. Uh, Kaze is a beast, had an awesome shot.
Awesome score. I just love the Italians because they look so Italian. Everybody on the Italian national team, when they cut to him, you could be wearing a neon yellow shirt and I'd be like that motherfucker is Italian. They all hit that like real juicy prime spot that I'm looking for.
And so it's, uh, it's fun to watch. That sounded weird. The second that I said it sounded weird about the juicy prime spot. But I'm going to continue with my thought that I actually do love the look of really Italian Italian people.
Almost like looking at your cartoon. It's like, it's like I'm watching this a pranos on a soccer field. But, um, I think it is coming home. I think England's going to win.
I think they're going to Domate Denmark. And I think that Italy versus, uh, versus England on what Saturday this week Saturday that that's up in the air. I heard somebody say it's coming Rome. If Italy wins.
So it's coming home versus coming Rome. Basically what you can say you watch is the most heartbreaking possible exit for Italy. Uh, excuse me, the most heartbreaking possible exit for England will happen. And so now I think that that that would be losing in the finals to Italy.
I don't think that they're going to have any problem with Denmark because the guy, they're not really team of destiny. The guy's alive. So I think thankfully he's alive, but they're playing. They're not bringing him out until the finals.
He's going to be in the stadium surrounded by EMTs in the finals. They should do that in the semis. No, that's a carrot for them to get to the finals. They can't let him down now.
He might die. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.
I don't see it happening with Denmark. Although they, uh, players from Denmark, they, when they talk, it always reminds me of Morten Anderson without like crazy cool accent that you never hear. Yes. Denmark accents very underrated.
Yeah. No, they are they do have team of destiny vibes. Um, I don't know, just like I'm also rooting for extra time in all these games. Because it really does just bridge the gap.
You're just, you're watching a game at three o'clock. You're like, you'll be sweet if this game lasted until like five 45 and then there'd be more games coming on. So just more of that in the sports calendar needs to happen where we just have games just stacked up on games. So you never really have to like Monday was the worst because there were no games and you sat there being like, well, what do I do now?
One thing I really enjoy about the European soccer too is all the, all the coaches dressed up in their like finest suits and most stylish, like skinny ties and stuff. You will never see an American football coach wearing clothes that fit them and every single European football, I think all managers. They all look like they came directly from the tailor. I don't feel there.
They're either Bon Villains or like, uh, like 80 year old guys that look like they should probably have died a long time ago. And then you then then if you like tweet their name or like, oh, you don't know about him. He had the go lazzo of 1964 and they'll tweet that at you. Like, how could you not know this?
So yeah, and the Italy, I think the Italy manager was wearing jeans, which I fucking love that. Yeah. No, you're right. It's like usually a really old former player of the team that has like one last chance to secure his legacy as a coach.
Right. Or else people go like you ran the national team into the ground. So he's always really nervous about that last. But I have a question for you about England because we've been saying it's coming home, which I still firmly believe it.
It could be coming home. When did England become so likable as a country? Oh, probably troops. Yeah.
He's saying England. Yeah. So actually no, partial save England because we hired troops. All right.
Congratulations. We say so World War one, save your asses. World War two, save your asses. Megan and Harry left.
Barstool came in. We saved your asses. Yeah. I think also the crown that show on Netflix.
People got really obsessed with that shit. People. It's also because they lost a lot and they lost very politely. They like they hit almost a fast forward button on becoming lovable losers.
They became like English soccer fans became Bill's mafia. Yeah. Just by by being so polite over the course of the years where they had these heartbreaking defeats that now you want to see them redeem themselves. I also think that it's like a fan base that can never get tan.
You kind of feel bad for him because they'll never get to like their peak hotness. You know what I mean? Like, you know, when you what you look like in December or January when you're looking ghostly and it's like, oh, you see a picture like, oh, that's gross. I need to get tan.
Like you have a peak level of your hotness and that is in the middle of the summer when you get a nice tan. Whereas England's like none of those people can get tan. So they just are per you know, they're always at this level of whoa, like I put my hands for you. Like you'll go ghost.
I'll take it one step further. I think if you live in England, you're never going to be truly happy. Correct. Anything.
The entire I plan. You can be like some good stuff happen to you at work. But at the end of the day, like your job probably sucks. It's great outside all the time.
You're never going to be like really psyched in every facet of your life if you live in England. So why not let's throw these guys and throw the lads a bone every now and again and let them win a Euro. Think about it. You drink warm beer and eat beans every day.
Right. Like life can't be good. Life can't be good. If you can't get tan, you drink warm beer and you eat beans.
That's not a great like that. Your peak is not peaking that high. No, the thing you get most excited about in the world is like watching your front beat old mascot drag your courties around on like asphalt sidewalk in the middle of downtown London. And then everyone has to pretend to be happy about it.
This is this is a country photo people who are generally polite regarding most things. They're understated, but it's because they know that like hey, there's really nothing for me to be that pumped up about. So I'm just going to be quietly polite all my life and hopefully one or two good sports things will happen. And that's really the most that you can hope for out of any life.
And their accents are cool because like whenever an English person says anything, it could be the least funny thing said, but it's still funny. So they have that like it's basically is the perfect mix where everything's shit for them, but every word they say seems funny. So it seems like they're really cool. Like go with the flow.
Hey, at least I have my sense of humor about me type of people and that's a good person to be around. Absolutely. And I really want to see some English shows put all their casting characters together to whip up a video super fast in the next three or four days. Like I want to see the Peaky Blinders meeting down at their pub and like raising a pint to the British national team before the game on Saturday before they suffer a heartbreak.
I want to see like all the British stars come out with you know how they sometimes do that. You rally around a national team in the case like this. Give me the peaky fucking blinders like threatening to slice Italians eyeballs out with their hats before Saturday. That's what I want to say.
Isn't that like season four? Yeah, that's well, that's every season. You got you have a lot of horses with Adrian Brody, right? That's right.
Yeah. Yeah, that is season four. They should just play season five, maybe not be season four. But whatever season has Adrian Brody, they just should play that last episode and be like, this is what we're going to do.
Yeah. All right. So we're rooting for England. Let's do who's back in the week, then we have John Moran, Stu Finer, then we're going to finish the show with a hot, see cool throne and a quick guys on check.
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Okay. What also is back is vacation is back. Hank, Liam, Jake, Billy, all on vacation, a much-deserved vacation. In their place, we have guest producers, which is exciting because we've never had guest producers here.
So we have Jake Lusofsky and Youngstown Bob, also known as Tungstown Bob, because he eats a shitload of pussy. Right, Bob? No, he's shaking his head. Okay.
So where he doesn't like that. He likes it, but he doesn't like it. You know what I mean? It's one of those things.
But I heard different. I heard he likes it. I heard he likes it. I heard he like tongue sound.
Oh, no. And also you might know Youngstown Bob. So Jake produces a lot of stuff here, but he does produce Jake Marshes and Rico and Marty's college basketball podcast called the B-mocracy. No.
No. No. That's what I want. What is it called?
Parstool Benchmaup. Parstool Benchmaup. Are you sure? Yeah, that's the only podcast that does college basketball.
Okay. All right. All right. I agree to disagree.
And then Youngstown Bob, you might know from being my burner person. So I have access to a Twitter account and I tweet from his account whenever. Actually, did you get suspended for that tweet I sent? Not yet, I guess.
Okay. I said, I think I said that I wanted the Whistler from Vanderbilt to get a disease where he loses his tongue and his lips and can't whistle, but he has to stay alive and then dies. And I tweeted that from Youngstown Bob's account. So it wasn't from me.
It was from Bob. That's a really fun stuff thing to say about a person. Well, you're really talking about HPV right now. So the same thing that got, what's his name?
Michael Douglas, that's that's what you want to happen. Youngstown Bob, you might be able to give us a good point. I think that was a good use of the burner account. By the way, I just I just started up a brand new burner account because I just I had to do a different one.
I got sick of using the one that I had and too many people started to follow it. So it becomes not a burner account. So it's I'm just whackable right now on the internet. If I do it too often, am I going to get my main account shut down?
No, they can't do that. I don't think so. I'll start my own. Okay.
All right. So let's do it. Who's back of the week? Jake, lead us off because that's usually Hank leading us off Jake.
Lead us off. Oh, he didn't hit the mic. That's okay. Right.
He's on. By the way, I just want to say a little shout out to both Jake and Youngstown Bob for being here because they stepped up and we really appreciate it. And also shout out your own Twitter accounts. Let's get some followers up, right?
Yeah. All right. So Jake, the Italians are back. Obviously big week for them big win yesterday over Spain late last week.
The trailer for many things of Newark dropped. Oh, Sopranos pre- And then also this weekend, a big return for a Italian that we know here hanging his jersey in the rafters for the third time. Yes. Rico Bosco returning to DJs.
So just an all around big week for Italian. I love it. I love it. Italian are Italian is having a moment.
Dan Patrick's or I mean, not Dan Patrick, which is name. Danilo Galinari. No, no. Mike Toreko is getting ready for the Olympics right now.
So that's there it is. That's big. There it is. Yeah.
I think it's a lot of having a moment. It would be funny to think about what would what would happen if you were like going into audition for the role of James Gendall Phine's son in the M.A. And so Newark and then you see like the other person that's auditioning for the role is his actual son. Right.
Yeah. I'm kind of I think I'm kind of fucked on this one. Yeah, give it a give it a old college try. All right.
Good job, Jake. Jake will also have a hot, equal throne. So get excited for that. Youngstown pop, which by the way, it is the first time we've had a true blue Cleveland Browns fan in on PMT, like producing PMT.
So that feels good. Want to give us before you give us your who's back? Give us a record prediction. I'm 11 wins regular season.
No crazy. OK. I have to be friends. I think we're going to like win like 14.
They're insane. OK. OK, but I like that. I like you realize you said 11 wins.
Nothing crazy for the Cleveland Browns. But 17 games. Yep. Fact 11 11 in six six six six.
There it is 11, five and one 11 and six. And OK, so Bob, give us your who's back. Who's back is a vacation Hank. Oh, we're not supposed to make those jokes.
It's not a joke. That's true. That's not a joke. That is Hank deserves a vacation.
He's on vacation. That's a good point. Do you guys did you guys take a vacation this weekend? No, I was on the Cleveland for like 40.
Hell yeah. Right to move. Jake had to move. That's not a vacation.
Not a vacation. Go to put in Bay. I did not. But that's not anything for you.
What? Yeah, that's a fucking scene. I've never been. Oh, fuck.
All right. We got to get you there. I'm PFT. Who's back?
My who's back of the week is the reefer. The reefers back. She carry Richardson. She was going to set the world on fire.
She was going to dominate and track and field gap process for smoking the reefer. So she is not eligible. She's ineligible to compete at the Olympics. And I think she was also today officially left off the four by 100 meter relay team.
So she can't run the 100. She can't do the four by 100. It's it's so stupid. It's funny how the world anti-doping association considers marijuana to be a performance enhancing drug like that is that's beating that's beating the final boss on advanced level.
Like what's the once Madden gets too hard and you finally have that like 17 and O season on all Madden mode. That's what she's trying to do just by smoking a little pot and then trying to run fast. That to me is like the most impressive athletic feat of them all potentially. The it's been somebody days since we had a show.
We missed some things, but a manual ocho's tweet needs to be at least thrown out there for the take is our coming up. But he said legalizing weed and track and field competition is all good. If you're running in a straight line legalizing weed and track and field competition is terribly dangerous if you throw the javelin where to redraw the line. So he not only like he came across as a narc, a loser and just really bad thinking all in one tweet.
And he's definitely never smoked because I don't know like I don't think anyone's smoked. But like let me start throwing this javelin at people. Does he think weed is like heroin? Yeah, no, he thinks weed is LSD.
So this is it's a common trait of the mind of somebody that's never actually smoked weed is that you think that if you get high, you see what you like if you're watching television, you see somebody having an acid trip with the colitis scopes eyes. You see the world is basically an animated Beatles cartoon if you take a hit of marijuana. And so it's very clear that it was a manual ocho. Yeah, it was it said manual.
He's the guy that's doing the bachelor, right? No, he's doing he has a show with who the fuck do you have a show with? Well, I think I think he was doing the bachelor. Marcelle Swiley, I think.
OK, well, yeah, he's never smoked weed. Somebody give a manual ocho a joint and then see if he can like actually show up on television to complete a sentence. I want to see it happen. I get that it's a rule that you're not allowed to smoke weed and then compete in Olympic events.
So obviously she shouldn't have done that. She like she even owned up to it. She was like, yeah, I fucked up. I made a big time mistake.
But I just want to say like if you're actually high competing in an event, it's awesome. It's not. It's the coolest thing you can do. Yeah, it's incredible.
It's incredible that you were able to do that to make the Olympic team while high. So yeah, I don't I mean, just center that. Why don't we have a high Olympics? Oh my God.
Yes, absolutely 100%. I would love to have a high Olympics. It would be hilarious. You can get she carry Richardson in an equestrian event, riding American spirit.
Yeah. And people would just be like, you know, we do is we get people just running out into the field and throw javelins at them. Yeah. That's fun.
That's a minute. What you're describing right now is American gladiators, which I also think that they should have in the Olympics. Yes. All right.
My who's back in the week is the one and only Joey Chestnut, the greatest athlete of all time. I think some people think I'm being facetious when I tweet this average life forth, but I really do think pound for pound. He is the greatest athlete of all time. Maybe you could say secretary it, but I don't know.
I think I, Joey Chestnut has won 14 titles now 14. No one has ever won that many titles at anything. They showed it. Rafael Nadal is won 13 French opens, which is cheating because it's clay.
Joey Chestnut just the 76 hot dogs and 10 minutes. The only time Joey Chestnut got Pete was because his fucking fiance broke up with him a week before the competition. He is the greatest athlete of all time. And I thank God every day that I am alive on this earth at the same time as Joey Chestnut.
Like that's how incredible he is. I think it goes one secretary, two cousin June bug, three, Joey Chestnut, and then four of the disc golf guy that hit that shot the other week that I already forgot his name, but that that guy is the fourth best athlete of all time. You're right. It's amazing.
You're after your death taxes, Joey Chestnut. Yeah, he is. He's a marvel. Like I, and when he retires 20 more championships down the line, I don't think we'll ever see another guy like Joey Chestnut.
Like I don't think he beats everyone. Do you see that? There was this fucking guy who was talking all this shit and he got peeped by like 25 hot dogs. It was like, it's not even in the same realm.
You're not even in Joey Chestnuts. You're not on his block. You're not in his city. You're not in his state.
You're not in his country. You're not in his fucking earth. He is one of one, one of a billion trillion. Joey Chestnut is the greatest of all time.
I've been a manual. I should be like, if you just let me smoke a little weed, I could go out there and eat a hundred hot dogs because the munchies, man. Yeah. Yeah.
Joey Chestnut is absolutely, he's a monster. you don't talk on Superman and skate. I don't know why somebody would choose to talk shit to Joey Chestnut on the day that he goes out there every single year and does stuff that even he thought was impossible the previous year. Yeah.
The only only other guy who is close to as close to as impressive is I think it's Badlands Booker who drank who who chugged a gallon of lemonade in like 35 seconds and then competed in the hot dog competition. And it was just it was the perfect combo of like dudes rock in America rocks. Like what are we even doing here? I don't know, but it rules.
Yeah. It's a great celebration of American diversity. I'm gonna tell you about the time I ran into Badlands and Joey Chestnut at a strip club. No, I think so.
But tell it again. And that's basically the entire stories I ran into them at a strip club and I hung out. I hung out for a couple of hours and drank some beers. Actually, at the time I was there, they ordered something like 10 or 11 beers each.
And then the next morning, they were both competing in a corn beef and cabbage eating contest in Savannah, Georgia on St. Patrick's Day. And so they did that having gone out the night before and gotten absolutely mangled, which even makes me respect them more as competitors. They're like Lawrence Taylor.
Dude, Joey Chestnut like parks. He, I remember when I competed against him, which I will be saying that will probably be the first line of my obituary. Um, and I will also be very upset if you know how people make the videos like MJ compete against plumbers. If they put me in like, Joey Chestnut competed against plumbers.
And it was me. But he, after we competed, we were backstage and he's like, you're going to come to the bar with us. I was like, what are you talking about, dude? I ate 12 hot dogs.
I'm not going anywhere for the next week. Like I feel like absolute shit. And he's like, no, you go back, you take a quick nap. And then the best part about it is you can drink so much tonight because you have that base and I was like, you're not human.
You are not a human being. So Joey Chestnut, he is the goat. I just need people to respect him more. He quite literally is built different.
When people say that word gets tossed around a lot, Joe Chestnut is built different plants simple. And people always say, hang it in the Louve, hang this or that. Louve, we should hang Joey Chestnut in the Louve. Yes, as a person.
As a person. Yes. Yeah, like the bodies exhibit that you see where they like take out the digest. They should have his entire digestive tract from teeth to butthole, just nailed to a wall in the Louve for the rest of time so that we can all take our kids there and marvel at it.
Oh, man, I love it. All right. Let's get to our interviews. We have John Moran up first.
We also speaking of John Moran, I think, are we doing a card rip? Are we ripping cards? We're gonna rip a pack, buddy. We're gonna rip some serious packs.
We have a new sponsor alert. Wait, I want to hear what Young Sound Bob's new sponsor alert sound is going to be. Here we go, Bob. I don't know what that means.