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We got everybody in the chat threatening to take my wiki feed towards. That's right. You support that I want you to be on time. Well, I'm doing important things.
I'm trying to I'm like on social media I'm trying to promote the show and me while I got everyone on my back trying to threaten to take my wiki I mean if I'm not number one then who am I I just think it's good that people have a power to do something Through a week of it That's you should I can't believe you're starting with them. You know if I ever got into it in a scandal Do you think our fans would take my wiki feed? That'd be like that'd be the first thing that they do. What could I do if they turn on me on wiki feed?
I'm apparently not much. It was what you're saying apparently nothing at all So I don't know how many people watched our last podcast But we discovered actually can someone drop the the night paralysis in the chat. I want to just make sure we're all in the same page Because we're gonna be doing this all all episode long. There's this clip of Charles going So we were having an internal debate.
Oh, did I say our sponsors today? We're sponsored by keeps and mint mobile Lots to talk about today Jake Paul. Oh brother brother brother Wait, you thought the FBI rating our house was bad You remember the FBI Raiders house nothing came with that was with that. I don't know it was all very mysterious Yeah, it's a trip into his house and sees like in our race.
I guess he legally owns his weapons, though I don't know. He's like, yeah, no. No, I I This bazookas is a registry in America. You know now It's for killing dear, you know, like a whole fucking a man beat of them in 10 seconds.
Okay, so here's what I Someone why did it say that someone able someone added that to the closed caption? I thought they disabled the closed caption where people could automatically submit God, you know, people used to be able to add their own closed caption. Yeah, it was a utopia So that's not anything anymore. I think because see people were writing like horrible things in there.
Okay. Well, yeah As you could expect people to do but like for the most part it worked really well, you know and people were so kind They just went out. I know our friends were being pretty funny with it. I remember yeah, they put in those little goofs But the cough trademark right to yeah, right after the cough anyway.
Here's the sleep paralysis James Charles You're gonna be hearing a lot of this. This is basically the best new hot thing on the street. You wake up Well on the show you wake up, and this is looming over you. What do you do?
You're stuck I haven't but I heard about it from you you're stuck in a room and when I have sleep paralysis is different for everyone I'm stuck in a infinite white void and I'm paralyzed. I can hear things, but there's nothing just empty whiteness awful like in the Matrix. Yes In Stranger Things when she gets into the black thing with like water on the bottom kind of feels like it's like it's I think the best It's literally like the onset in the Matrix when you zip in but so I'm just laying this infinite white void paralyzed and then it's scary It was so it's terrifying. It's terrifying and apparently some people have demons in there I've had that only a few times, but oh my god that I didn't usually get demons or there's some you get the sensation that there's some kind of Redding entity there with you.
It's always been Wally, and he's just like oh my god. Oh my god I wish in encouraging voice from Wally wake up. Oh my didn't Anyway, this is the most terrifying sleep paralysis demon of all I Love the face expressions it takes it so seriously Seriously only your eyes can move Because maybe that's how you to interpret it at it How you doing you know we haven't seen you all week here on the show um this clip made my whole week way better you heard me Just doing yeah, yeah, yeah, I love it. I've been good.
Just working a lot on today fresh. Not out So next week or something yeah The shirt's nice nice Everyone's getting vaccinated at the office. So we're starting to feel a little relief But at least it's starting to feel like not as scary to to have to go work in the office because we really have to it's like I feel like we pushed working at home as far as we couldn't it's done. We just we can't continue to work at home, right?
Well, we're all almost vaccinated to know mmm-hmm my dog bite is killing me I don't know if that's bad. It's like I guess I think it's healing because it's itching a lot. Mm-hmm So maybe it's good. It's really going to be doing.
It's just in the worst place. Yeah, my joint Also, I wash my hands all the time. So it's like It's really nice Do you do your favorite part of this the yeah, yeah, yeah or the won't won't do yeah, yeah, yeah me too Because it's like so deep. Yeah, yeah, yeah some of you guys Wamp wamp was your favorite That kind of it's definitely a package, you know, can I get it?
You guys I should have fucking known I should have fucking known I mean the wamp wamp's good. I'm not gonna judge you. What does the end thing? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Love go ahead.
What do you think? I think I like a wamp's more Perfectly divided wait, no One soul I mean, yeah, it's four to three should we take a straw poll on this? Yeah, yes, okay, let's look up all here Just remind you guys. Are you a wall person or yeah, let me defend.
Let me make a argument for you. Yeah, yes And it's like so much deeper than what is this? Tag what the way all the entire I guess maybe Yeah, it's And then it's just the wamp wamp wamp is just it's over so I love the wamps though Is that a lyric that's in the original wamp? I don't think no, it's like he's just sounding out that it's the best or this Yeah, he's a freestyle Funny to bust out a wall Also, what is that he thinks he's doing something like I can't put it into words what it is Like he what does he look like it looks like he looks like he looks like the pan's elaborate like he's open the pan's lab Yeah, I don't remember that we did that here.
We have a photo. Yeah, cuz I have the camera Yeah, can grants came out with the oh my god. Oh my god here. That's just fake a valley love He's so pale So how are the results looking let's see we have an upset here.
Yeah, we have a wamp wamp wamp. I'm certainly well I'm yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know me.
That's what I'm saying. Go to result Wow I mean look they're funny the wamp wamp wamp. That's not really funny. It's just one You know, I mean that's not my dictionary.
It's not my vocabulary Interesting I think they never assumed that you know everything about the world that they I think the Yaz is a little more subtle appreciation Oh, you need a more refined. You need a little high I think that's a little bit more refined of appreciation The wamp is just more of the obvious choice Well, it's funny people like the wamps Everybody the chat devoted for a wamp wamp because I get it. I'm not hating Yeah, you got it aside. You like the fall.
We like to build up It's Like a proud mom This initial want that you like Is terrifying Terrifying That image I grabbed the other day and it just accidentally like I got a frame that was like all blurry and scary looking at his eyes Like beauty. Why doesn't he send a picture like this to a snapchat victim's a little harsh under him? All right, anyway, now you guys know No, you know I didn't think about that Next up Dan really wants me to watch this one. You guys I think you guys overestimate the importance of wallie Oh, well, I just want it as a cold open.
You were denied my request because Well here. I just wanted to show open He's so trending He's like somehow makes that sound with his voice. Oh my god. It's so loud.
He's literally talking I Was Okay, you want to uh Caitlyn Jenner on the masking I saw this and I thought it wasn't real at first I thought it was a you know Caitlyn Jenner was on the mask finger and when I first saw this I was like god This is edited right Like somebody edited pieces together to make it look more awkward than it is. Have you seen that? Oh my god, but apparently this is real What's the premise of the premise of that? Yeah, it's like a contest show in the format is there's a bunch of people in like really elaborate costumes or all like animals Or like something like that and you know, it's like an elimination show like any of those things Yes, I think yeah, they do and so nobody knows who they are Was but they're like kind of good which well some of them are but then some of them are what we're about to see So did she get eliminated the first round?
So I'm assuming so If this is what it sounded like because they don't they don't amass them until they're either eliminated or they went over so I'm assuming she got got the boot pretty quick Bruh He came on to be humiliated the British Bro, you think they didn't oh my god. How do you submit yourself to that? I will not do this Please god help me if I might guess you're pretty brave to even go on the show brave or deaths I mean, yeah, I've seen me Look at Paul do something on the show. Oh, oh on a mass singer.
Yes. Yeah, what? Yeah I mean, I didn't see the footage. I just saw like on Twitter.
Do you see watch it, baby? I seen the clip. I don't watch the show Let's watch this first and watch Logan, but I'll grab that. I'll just come out there and be like Gosh, drink me down into where I stand if my career ever comes to the point of being on dancing with stars or the mass singer I would rather die.
I'd rather die. Kill me now Strike me down heavenly father where I stand By ever going okay, we got it. Oh, that's funny. That's all the chatter saying when you williams was on the mass Hold it.
Oh, we just hit the jackpot. Yeah. Well, I was just gonna say maybe I'm flattering myself Maybe we're kind of missing the greatest show actually I think I'm flattering myself like the mass singer wants my dumbass. Right.
They're like excuse me. We're we're No one's even gonna know there's a lot of people in there that are like they pull up the mass and you're like who Probably sent the email dude. This is hilarious. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait The mass singer sent you any I show you which it was exactly on the same day that you guys sent us this clip and we're all laughing at it So I saw so one of the producers sent me an email and I was like, oh my god, they're gonna invite me on the mass singer But I was like, how do they know we were just but then if you guys want to know how be list I am Be might even be generous.
See yeah, okay. So I don't know what if there's I guess if you're like be list get you on the mass singer Then whatever you guys what list I am here. They go. Hey, they go.
Oh, it's confidential. Fuck. I mean unsolicited email. It's not confidential I guess they don't want to know how like cringe their marketing is Can you send someone an unsolicited email to your work email?
That's this confidence? No, of course not Although I mean if you want to get on the show, maybe I'm begging you please all right. Well, then let's let's hear what they had this So it says mass singer confidential is like who will be fuck Whoa, dear Ethan. My name is yada yada from smart dog media.
We are the creators of the mass singer She says we think your podcast are awesome and we love your array of topics you cover. Thank you Very nice of them. She says this is a last minute. Ask what I was wondering if you might be interested In live tweeting because airing of the mass singer tonight Hold on then what they're we would love to engage with you with your live tweets if you can make commentary on twitter as the show airs So sometimes I see celebrities or people in general Not a big big not a big big so wide Because the opportunity to be for them to interact with my tweets.
It's so Like the mass singer Twitter account. Yes. Oh, I'm gonna retweet me. Um, that's so sick Oh, I don't know what list that makes me should I just let them retweet you and then it's the one-point list What the fuck we can does outreach begging like, okay, you like my Twitter put a mask on me, bitch All right, so you would never do that if they ask you never not a chance to never zero Messing her has 300 Thousand followers of Twitter sounding to me like you're saying mass singer mask right mask I guess it's like silent say masked Try saying that word mask mask Masked I mean really what do you want everyone's always shitting on me all the time?
Do you know I'm on the edge? I'm on the reservation. I haven't eaten a decent eating on you I have not eaten a decent meal in two weeks. I'm suffix x x tassian Right.
I was not shitting on you. It was just an observation masked I'm suffering. I am suffering. Do you know I did these exercises yesterday.
I know I'm supposed to watch Caitlyn the generator He stopped saying money And he started calling me a beast I think he watches the show. Well because he's yeah, the first time he came he was all money money money I don't think he knew who I was though for sure. So maybe someone sent him the clip probably a second time he came he stopped saying money He slipped it in a few times, but I felt like he was trying not to out of reflex. Yeah, but he started calling me a beast Is there any way you can record these I can sound by them?
No, they're right Do you mind if I uh record you encouraging me and blast it out? No, I can come with a boom and just record it all That is funny. That is kind of a funny Hi, this is our sound guy. We're just capturing That's pretty funny though Yeah, okay, so you exercise twice this week and I'm eating these fucking meals and your mom is cooking all this delicious food And I'm sitting there eating like hmm cauliflower.
Let's see Yeah, but every time I ask you about the food you say it's not that bad. It's not I want snacks. I want you. You don't understand my whole reward system for it to look at you and taking that deep chug Oh You're thinking like a really deep chug like smoothie or something Yeah, I'm in the water.
There it is. I was waiting for it. Um, I want a chug My whole I'm like such an addict. I'm realizing it's been almost exactly Well, what do you say like that?
No, because I think it's revealing the real problem I've known I'm an addict, but you can't just like what you want to go cold turkey. You know, you go cold turkey. You kill people People just like you're dying anytime. Who does our own try chicken?
Me I just start fighting for Wednesday. I deserve fried fucking chicken, but um Because every time I ask you you're like, no, the food is actually not that bad, but I am so sad No, I genuinely think it's affecting my mental state because you look really sad My whole reward system is around food and I know that because every time that's why I hate saying no because you're like You want to order and you're like you get so happy about it So it's like oh, for example after Friday show you guys all know I'm notorious like all this good Mexican food Because it's like I finished the week but that's fine. There's something else then that's party. That's my idea That's fine and different reward cigarettes.
No So I started smoking more And that's not good. So would you rather me hit smoke or be fat? Both are not good for you I don't want to give you guys any pressure on this. I'm not a serious smoker It's like either some mom smokes.
So since she's been here There's been cigarettes around and I generally don't smoke but when they're around I usually but she smokes like one a day No, she doesn't. Well, exactly. So So and then she stopped because my dad died of lung cancer. Yeah, so obviously no one should smoke Of course nobody should smoke, but that's obvious So she stopped and then she started to smoke again and I didn't say anything because I was like, okay Well, if she smokes one a day, but now I see that's not really one day.
I think she's on vacation She just enjoying herself. I'm gonna have to say something. Oh god here comes And then Ethan started to join her and I was like, okay, whatever. I'm gonna let you guys have fun I'm not gonna say anything, but now it's like you wake up.
You go over cigarettes and not just cigarettes around I can't control myself. I have bad impulse control and stuffs around. Get a babe, dude. All right, live up to the fucking thing Stop everything.
Well, or just stop everything. That's what you want. I just I have no joy a recreational joy in my life Obviously, I'm not gonna say I'm my life is joyless because it's not thank you, sir I have no joy in my recreational joy in my life. You understand welcome to being an adult Yes, it is having nothing to having nothing to do.
No pleasure. No, let's find you a pleasure There should be a pleasure. You know find me one thing that I like besides french fries and cigarettes Does anyone have to suggest You know those um those like wooden ships that you build inside of a big glass bottle Stop. That's not my new hobby.
What do you call that? I don't know. They do that for real. Maybe you should get that into it.
That's a rabbit hole I think I was wondering how they get those fucking ships in the bottle. I think that you use little tweezers Oh god. No, you don't. I think I do.
No, I think you really do it. I figured it was some trick where they put No, it's like they meticulously insert little pieces. He's my piece and you build a fuck about it That's a man with peace and love. I would rather fucking go math singer Dude, are you fucking with me?
You find me a video of someone putting the book all I've seen is videos of it in movies Which is why I'm not totally sure because they see me. I want to know how they're supposed to do it in real life Everyone in the chat is saying smoke weed. We both don't like it. It makes us paranoid.
Well that yeah We just sucks for you guys. I would write right weed is like the worst thing So we can't do drugs. No, also I can't do anything I can't really do any recreational drugs including drinking because of the Alexa problem on I don't even like drinking though drinking just I What about a What about an instrument? What about the picking up the guitar?
What about what picking up the guitar right? Yeah, please music. I love it. I'll come over and give you lessons.
I love it when you play the guitar. Give you less lessons. I love your music Check, do you know who I am? Yes, guitar.
Okay, but like guitar I just need a new video game. Yeah, a new video game That's I downloaded Monster Hunter the new one on Switch. It's okay. Let's go.
Let's go What about shopping? I'm trying to I don't like shopping because I'm fat and I think fits me So buy bigger clothes because but no because then that's an admission that I'm never gonna lose away So maybe just admit it. I'm not gonna. Oh, if I admit it, can I eat and that's a difference see No, you still need to wear something in the meantime Yeah, no, but I'm saying like trying to find you something you enjoy like How does boats get okay?
I want to know how the fucking boat gets a damn bottle. Here we go I think you're interested. I think we might have just hit on something here. All right, nice All right, let's go to the boat That boat sucks.
Yeah, I've seen crit with magic. I want to impress you. I mean damn who the fuck are you on this boat? Hang on Yo, this is okay.
Okay. Okay. Here's the thing Yeah, it's they don't wait. He's got to put it in the back and then like seal the glass back It's collapsible.
Oh, that's interesting. That's kind of like a string and the sales come up and everything Why did you know that's like a little baby? Well, he probably skipped ahead in the video. Oh, you know because some of them are so intricate That's kind of small the ones I've seen.
I don't think okay Just saying oh, that's really cool. Wow. I think you're into it dude. I think you should give it a shot Oh Sorry, this is the most fucking boring hobby I can ever I hate that like little things like I don't like coming I'd rather watch the Beverly Hills housewives exactly what I've been doing It's so sad.
It's pretty entertaining It's pretty entertaining But it's like my situation is messed up because I started with the latest season So now I go back a season every time you know, it's like the drama like it's continuous But every time I learn about it backwards 3-3 video No, that's a word and I am now That's where you get it wrong. That's what we were talking We were gonna talk about Caitlyn Jenner. Okay, so back to the mass singer Apparently Wendy Williams and Logan Paul have been on we're gonna watch all the scissors the mass singer But uh, this is the worst show ever and here is Caitlyn Jenner being the worst person the worst singer ever Before I leave I brush my teeth with a bottle of czech because when I leave Well, I don't like So It really feels like an edit like one of those where they make it awkward exactly Can you make it louder for me, but not the audience. Yeah, thank you You all can't see the pic.
He's just why he shows there's such bullshit Yeah, you can't all just sit there and pretend like this is watchable and these judges that apparently comedians are going like Like I'm sorry. That was just that was awful. That's awful. That's what the fuck.
This is why these shows are the worst thing ever Yeah, that's the worst thing I've ever seen in my life We love her who's that guy that age that guy's a comedian right that asian guy. Yeah, you lose awkward as a comedian when you dance to that What's his name? I forgot and john. Yeah, you lose all credentials when you sit there as a comedian I mean, it's an awkward position because you want to like go along with it.
This is what you do You're on camera. Exactly. They're falling. They're fakes.
This is what you do as a comment as a comedian with integrity. They're like You go You get any integrity. I wonder if they still want you to live react to the show. I like it.
Wait, I'm like, this is just sucking sucks Turn this shit off You like that other email They must be like spam mass emailing people to react, right? Oh, so they didn't mean the compliment like They're not actually saying I'm not a fan. What kind of compliment is that? I love the array of topic Really like what she literally said that my array of topic Like the most interesting possible I love the she goes to like, uh, yeah I love the array of topics.
I should have said like what like tell me which episode which is your favorite topic? Um, let's see the other ones. I'm really curious now because we should actually do our ad reads right now. We're 32 minutes into the show I'm fun here.
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I really am we shall see I feel like I need a tissue I mean You know, where were we? Oh, yeah, I want to watch Logan Paul on the mask singer. We got it the clip is this a grandpa monster? That's him Here so this was recently March next time I need this for sponsors March 31st, what was that like was like a week ago to a little 10 days ago?
How deep did he get I guess we don't know probably not that dude I've never actually watched a show so I don't know the format I think some of these are just like one-off surprise guess kind of thing. I don't think he was on a full season of it Oh, but I could be wrong. I'm not a I'm not a masked singer Stan Wait, I can't listen I'm saying I'm getting cleaned up the fucking The last one I did we just watch the game. Oh, yeah, but she's so she like literally like there's nothing Oh, but they're sinking is like so done in the studio and perfected and everything in this case I Think of that suit and dancing This is so fun, bro.
Have you ever been in the audience that maybe I'll play the Super Bowl and then like this Audience is probably paid paid that's it they do that all the time or definitely You think they have a page section you most read like Competition shows like this pay at least a portion of their audience to be there I can't I can't hear anything down. It's so quiet it Their very first crutch Had a crush on when he was a kid Bring out the wall Like yeah, I'm likely like I said a lot of these clips where they reveal people and it's just like who they always know Yeah, look who they're guessing Jack Black I have a career Hard, but another very close friend of the rocks and dances just like that is Jack Black Okay, I want to hear from you Nicole so we saw the dog which was a boxer wait He's saying he's friends with a rock is he did a video with him once like fucking like five years ago Oh, that's what it was wait. He didn't unmask himself. What kind of bullshit videos this y'all you have to watch the show to see Big reveal I'm asking no, it's a separate video.
Oh my god. Let me tell you about banana This is a lot for me all right. Well, send me that one. I got to see the big reveal Where everyone pretends to know who he is I'm so excited.
All right, probably the only thing that the people that watch the show would know him from is the suicide force All right, that's the only thing that was like mainstream enough. We don't say that's where though down Oh, I think it's funny. He was singing bad reputation bro. What is it the audio levels?
I'm dying here like Zach is so loud Connor McGregor is it Jack Black is it's a Bruce Willis Today with the rock hoster Do they don't know who Oh, finally one of them gets a J-call Mm-hmm all of a sudden I love that they can't escape. Yeah, we brothers apparently a har was a uh, whoo wait to hear the story about his brother Then oh, that's a good sound bite. Not Jake Paul. Yeah, he's saying that constantly.
I'll talk about the next story Wouldn't it be more realistic if they just were like I I honestly don't know who you are Wouldn't that be fun? No way if they're all like We all literally have no idea or collectively. I love that. I want to do that show And you said Wendy was on her and I don't really give a fuck.
I really just watch her fart Yeah, they're using a fake audience because of COVID Yeah, someone just sent it to me. I just look it up. Yeah, so they're because of COVID. They'm using a fake studio audience Which is uh, so there isn't really audience there or what?
No, there's no audience really there. Does it just be role people are saying that's from season one Wow, that's not weird. That's not that's a show. I want to be involved in It's a social distance them at least Instead of just reusing people cheering because they're not cheering for you.
It's fake I mean, what the fuck how are you supposed to feel as the competitor watching people who are not there cheer for you? It's fake What's with your background? What is that? Rough riders the MX.
Oh, oh, I see you don't rest in peace, right? Wow, you know, it's almost like an insult to the dearly departed That is family Yeah, we got will I am is back the wind the clip good cuz some people are you guys want Wendy? Wasn't that good? Yeah, I do want to talk about Wendy cuz yeah, let's talk about Wendy Williams here Okay, so fart gate as you guys know Wendy Williams notoriously farting on the air We've asked a ton of people to make their best fart.
Wendy Williams fart remixes and a lot of people delivered So first of all, let's just go a little walk through a memory lane here with the most 27 years old you're old enough to find political correctness in the times that we live now She's trying to squeeze it out slap people on the booty Of course, he probably knows it's not right from a man to a woman or a woman to a man But you can't even do that locker room thing that cop wasn't playing that I mean You're lucky you only got better. Yeah That's that's the real isolated sound now coming up next just a whole illustrious history I'll quickly go over for you guys is that now she burps and farts at the same time which is a rare It's a rare phenomenon, but to do it on television is a five new boyfriend fantastic. Okay. We haven't caught anybody coming out of the house yet But you know just a matter of time she's not lonely The best Party them for you guys.
It's the best Wait, oh she uploaded it. It's just called Monday March 15 Clean really clean number three we have a bullet go only refer to as a fart snort and a burp Okay Anything go like I'm back in the game immediately immediately and then the virus happens. So I just slow down. It's okay Talking about dating What she divorced recently, I think that's what I understand it just from this clip.
That's the German ice weekend. It was cool The whole thing like not just the whoop, but like I want it all Play the whole thing like all the way through well, she caught me when she turned it covered up That was a good one Wow, so there was actually so those were the three sound bites we entered there's been new ones actually I feel sad that the Musicians weren't able to use these new resource. Oh wait. Have I heard over them?
These are all brand new. I have three new ones did Let's see what we do next. We're gonna get some moves. So fun to stand up Play that Trombone Wait again Okay So fun to stand up Like what's your explanation for that day on like I'm not entirely sure.
It's a fart. What is good to be and she's standing up. Yeah, play the clip again. Okay, you know what deep breathing is very important I get exactly what you're saying.
Yeah, what do we do next? We're gonna get some moves. So fun to stand up I think it's her saying all right. No, we're gonna go in and have her mouth.
All right, all right, all right, all right Zach, you used to play the sound back for it Music for me See a lot of people in the chat agreeing what yeah Yeah, what do we do next we're gonna get some moves so fun to stand up Even see your mouth move a little bit. Oh, maybe she goes mm-hmm. Yep. Sorry.
He thought it really has got to point something out You actually named the note, right? You said it's an e-sharp, but that's also an F So you get in some way you did mail it. Oh, because it's an F That's perfect pitch. So did you know that um, here's a trivia question for you.
Did you know that Wendy William Farts and F? It's not the first letter of fart Of course, it's an F. There's a lot of disagreement like there's back and forth some people are saying it's a fart some people are agreeing Yeah, what do we do next? We're gonna get some moves.
So With that noise or she could go back. It's like a mm-hmm. Let me pitch it up super It's who makes that sound okay Ready I mean we've seen lots of evidence in the other videos that she makes strange guttural noises all time, so it's not a week So people think this is not a fart. It's intrigued by that straw poll.
Yeah, let's go to the poll cuz we you know Can you straw polls, please? Yeah? Thank you. I guess I can see your point.
I hate to be the party pooper, but it's just I think she's just making like a Can you slow it down and see what it sounds like? Okay, slow down and enhance People are saying she had a drug problem that mess with her bowel sounds the other thing really you can mess with your bowel sounds What the fuck was that? What with the digestive system I've heard of I've heard of something like that before your fart sound different like no You just like the controlling of it all is. Oh, I think you may have a condition, too I agree.
Yeah, I mean look Wendy Williams is kind of I don't feel so I don't feel bad making fun of her cuz that's what she does for Living and she's like talk so much shit. Okay. She made fun. I don't want to be next in his cleft lip She's a bunch of master shit.
Yeah, I don't like her at all. So I have no problem poking fun at her farting You know just don't put a mic next to your asshole Okay, show me the ball the fact that you hear it so close. Maybe it doesn't mean that it's the mouth That's so that's what I was like, why is it because it's like yeah, oh, we have a streamlabs pull going. Oh cool Wait, what does that mean streamlabs people are voting in the chat and so everybody can vote Well, then how do I see the I Don't know I didn't set this up.
What is happening love or who's doing? I just see like vote But yeah, I guess it's only me that I can screenshot it For what are the what's the results? So everybody can vote on this. You don't have to be a member.
No, I think you do have to be a member Yeah, we should do the straw pull but people are saying fart or all what is all right mean That's what she's saying. Oh, she's saying all right. You think all right. She's saying all right.
Oh, I didn't even know there's a word So people don't overwhelmingly don't think it's a fart. Let me listen again closely turn it up for me down What do we do next? We're gonna get some moves so fun to set up. Hey, can you guys hit the music?
I'm here. All right, right, it's literally just a beep. Okay. Whatever.
We were there's Something and come out weird, you know like Standing up exactly she's exerting herself. Okay. All right. So we're we're we're there's there is debate Let's just put this one as an alleged fart.
Did you have vocal farts? Maybe she talks out of her ass. I mean, it's only way reason. She has a condition after all So this one This one I think I saw to Me after I get in the face with a dog ball and everyone turns to me and as if I'm okay, this is something I saw there's so many buried moment I She wiping your tears away with you For a look at this I don't know I found all these clips are making me like her because it's like so Ridiculous.
Well, hey, I silly. So maybe so maybe yeah, I like that you that I mean, you know everything's open to interpretation I mean, she's interesting. She's a sound machine. Yeah, I remember that guy from a Police Academy was the goofy movie.
There's a black guy that can make every sound Winslow something Michael Winslow Michael He's like windy Williams is the one person Here's the newest one she spills tea on herself and makes a great sound Well, those are all the great ones we found but these were just about the farts. So we've got quite a few here of Original content from some really talented people. We actually got so many and it would be we can't play them all so we don't get tears I apologize. We have to pair it down.
We have one two three. We have a lot of this is after pairing it down Like we got this is the top of the top. This is cream of the craft 60 or 70 submissions. So Oscar Wow He's a famous DJ, right?
150,000 followers. Yeah, that's a lot of Oscar wild I'm gonna get wild Really cool. Shout out to ask Oscar wild I want us to choose I want us to pick a winner, okay, and we got it and then the winner We should make a custom trophy of like a okay a fart cloud coming out of Wendy William or something But we'll do something special for the winner. Alex Preston is up next now Alex Preston this guy Okay, is this the actual file or my baby?
Yes, this is it. This is the final Alex Preston's also a famous musician, isn't it? I don't think that's the final that looks like the whole preview. Yeah, this doesn't look like the final That was the one you updated and the other day.
Yeah, I thought we fixed a skip to the next one Okay, Alex Preston is a parent. This guy is a serious contender. Oh, American Idol. Oh He was a fine or I don't see finalist American Idol finalist Watch up.
All right. I guess we can't probably watch his performance got a Wikipedia plays guitar. Wow legit. Yeah, so he made it entry This is like the making of well, yeah, he kept sending to teases on Twitter.
Okay, but it doesn't appear that we have the final version ready to it We'll update it right now. Let's skip it for now. Okay. We'll come back to Alex beats by berm It's by berm is coming in Theater Okay, big big something berm beats by berm.
Here we go I like that. I like ones where you can really feel and appreciate the far. Yeah, burps. You know what I mean?
Did you guys find it? Yeah, okay, great. So here is the Alex I'm replacing it right now. Oh, okay.
Alex Preston. I was following his development on Twitter And I was always very very very impressed by it. So I'm very excited to hear Alex Preston's with you guys Okay, here we go As far as Yeah So after Right, so first this this one is my favorite so far and he really lets the farts take center stage exactly And there's just one moment where the fart rips so loud and hard It almost sounds like good the fart. Yeah, the fart sounds music So that's Alex Preston who I think is a strong entry Joseph Garcia Up next do we have any information about Joseph lightning.
He's a man to let so far it's It's about with a little bit of William's ripping ass on TV. Are you ready that? Oh, yeah, okay? You guys are gonna believe it.
What is going on with her? I Was a really fun Less farting but the the farts that were very strategic. Yeah, really like it was a fart there that really blew me away Yeah, yeah, I want to came in it was like it was with a lot of intent a lot of purpose. Okay, so let's elevate Let's I mean I agree that one was really good.
That's a contender as well So here let me highlight the contenders and then we can have a we can vote them off the island. Do you guys highlight Joseph and Alex for me? Okay, moving on we've got Bose Someone comes from SoundCloud. Oh, you know, these people are serious in SoundCloud.
Hmm. So I'm calling out all Musicians who are really good at making digital music to you know, I want that beef I know there's like a dope ass beat some are there between all the sounds Not to be commercial, but I think that's a scream I'm not like sure what I heard That's my number one so we got a bop from Bogues. That's like a Friday house part. Yeah, I'll party shit Like you could you could throw that on at a house party, and no one would know one would even know that they're listening at Wendy Williams Party that was fucking awesome.
That was really good. Wow. Shout out to Bogues. Bogues Damn There's a lot of yeah, I like they're also different how we're gonna pick one Like a different personality you have to pick which one you love more start I'm Ian start putting together a straw poll now with the ones that we're selecting as a potential.
Okay. Thank you Tom Hale coming from Tom Hale Whoo the one laid back This is like you could spin around. Yeah, like hip-hop. Hey, hey, hey Yeah, we need Drake on Is it just this two minutes long?
Hey, hey, yo, Wendy Williams Yo, I've got to get some on this beat That's the next round if you're out there if you if you wrap rip this and wrap up the speed and send it to us nice beat But it's too long two minutes. Thank you Tom Hale, but I like how he used as the hi-hat to use the parts Yeah, that was a clever. That was a strong entry. I don't think it rises to quite to the top of the Good.
Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, it's good integration of the farts. It's very good. I mean listen It rose to the top of the pile Tom Hale everybody that we're playing has already is a cut above.
So this one comes from Garouche, but a V instead of a you grift His name is G. R. V. S.
808 Here we go fart beat just a matter of time. She's not lonely Strong yeah, I like how you pitch the foreign to the melody. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, man.
This is a tough one So it seems like this is hard because we have like four top contenders. Is there any you think you think we can immediately? Well, did you guys like I'll express it? I thought his was so good.
Yeah, no, I think I think I think Yeah Right So I don't know what how do we decide the winner here we're gonna put it to a vote, right? But I'm gonna play I'm gonna play a bit of it to remind you play a bit of each one. Yeah, okay So we have four are we have five finalists? Wow?
Okay, so we got a strong one it is, you know, okay, so is it is everyone have the struggle? Oh, yeah, that was it No, we We need to figure out I think you need to play them one more time and then we'll put it up So everyone can remember which is which I think it okay. This is right down your vote Alex Preston This is Alex Preston. Oh beautiful transition.
Well conceived Alex Preston up next and a little reminder is Joseph Garcia Garcia Let's lighten it up with a little bit of Williams ripping ass on TV. Are you ready that? Okay, you guys are gonna believe it That doesn't get better than that But you guys disagree Yeah, yeah, this one I feel like incorporate the parts into the beat a little bit less, but really hit you with some powerful moments I'm not voting that's Joseph Garcia. Okay, next we have boogers boogers music So I'm calling out all musicians who are Yeah, this one That's me That one's strong strong.
That's wrong. That's wrong boogers everybody. Oh, and finally we have a Groosh with a V instead of a U. I'm assuming that's what the trap one.
Yeah, you know, yeah All right, so That was Alex Preston he was the guy on Twitter There was another one. Oh, Oscar. I don't think Oscar Wilde made the cut. Oh, did he?
No, I wasn't sure Agree I mean technically I think his show of skill is the best I mean the show of skill. Yeah, incredible. We love that. All right.
Well, it's in your guys's hands now I'm not gonna say who I'm gonna vote for. Mm-hmm. I don't want to But you have an opinion. I do have an opinion.
Okay, so we'll share that after we uh after we post the poll All right, it's you spamming now. I'll pin it as well. So it's the way you message in the chat. I think this yeah, me too I'm voting the same one.
Mm-hmm interesting. All right. Let's see what the poo is the quant. I'll give it around give it another 30 seconds a mean of Wendy Farts This is a huge minute here.
What are you guys feeling? So we're gonna make like a we're gonna make the metrophie Yeah, of Wendy William. I think it should be her squatting to the side or something Boats come in showing strong strength there, but initial it's just one dump too many. Yeah, just one dump not all the numbers are coming in Oh my goodness.
We have a overwhelming winner big massive dumped A little bit more time. It's only 4,000 boats. There's about 50,000 people on them dumps, but yeah, I don't think that that's that's a lot So overcome that's bogs and I'll be honest. That's who I voted I can't deny the boat.
It's so powerful. We let's listen to a party. We got to give it Boats is this guy somebody on SoundCloud. It has gee on 500 plays.
No, so I was in for my boog. If you're a reach out to him You guys have his email. We're gonna have to split together nice package RAM Musicians who are really good at making digital music to you know, but the like I want that beat in the I know There's like a dope ass beat somewhere there. Oh, you know for this guy Boats I'm gonna put his Instagram handle and his Spotify.
His Spotify. Our his name is Boats. He's Boats on Instagram He's Boats music. We'll put that in the description So if you want to check out more of the Boats bomb Boats music, but here it is the winner It's okay one more time What I heard There it is Boats ladies and gentlemen a stiff competition.
I goodness. They were also good though They're also good and also there were there are some pretty good ones too that we didn't even get to but it was just Thank you, everybody. It was probably about 50 60-ish submissions. No, thank you guys and flattered and farted flattered I'm flat flattered sounds like the sound of a fart makes like yeah flattered.
Oh, it's like my buttholes fluttering fluttering fluttering Fluttering my anal cheek my anal my cheeks are fluttering and I'm also flattered Speaking of farting there was a fart gate 3.0 People saying now I'm in the middle of a fart gate. I don't know if you've seen this you can tell me I don't think I farted, but I'll express and said thanks for the love Well deserved yeah, I thought you know what Alex I saw yours on Twitter honestly I think Alex's was like too beautiful. It was a beautiful. It was a beautiful.
It was really beautiful Like I said I could present that to the queen you know what I mean your majesty. I present you. Yeah, thank you That was a beautiful piece. Yeah.
Yeah Oh I don't Prince Philip Yeah, he died if you don't hear about it. Don't want to be disrespectful as apparently he was a prince. Yeah, I thought I'd give a fuck He's from England. I'm a miracle.
I'm about to know man You know tell me if I farted so I don't think I would rip ass like that. You know what so it could easily be the chair. Thank you It's too loud. It's too loud if I would have farted out loud.
I would have acknowledged right I would just try to pretend. I'm not one of the reaction. Yeah So like yeah, no, I Denied denied denied denied I think it's a four. Oh, what's that?
Well, I analyze the audio. Okay, what'd you find fucking forensic audio FBI? Looking at the sound wave and from when I've seen from other fart sound waves So far what exactly are you credentials for? He's a when was that shot is that last week or two weeks ago?
Okay, because why do you think I would you look first of all to pick up That loud. I would have to write about my chair. No, I think you're using this cheap Amazon chair. Oh, I was making Oh, no, it was not sure.
No, because I see that one right there. Yeah, it's just set off the side No, I would have to far really loud. So it was this current chair. So it's a it's the chair that you're currently sitting in Back and forth.
Let's see. I'm not saying it's the chair. I don't like Dan. Listen.
It's a judgment-free zone, man That loud The I would have to be so loud that Dan would have heard it everybody would have heard it And I'm not just gonna carry on like nothing happened like Wendy Williams. Oh, you know what I mean? So necessarily carry on like nothing happened. Didn't you part?
Yeah, I don't know man. Hmm. Here's some Mr. James Charles I would own it.
I just knew that was coming. I mean, you've heard me fart more than anyone. You know, you can tell me you Okay, yeah, but usually you do react to it like of course. I'm not gonna rip ass and be like so anyway I have a case to be made here.
Okay. I think far analyzer. Go ahead. You include sound waves.
No, no You were transitioning diets during when this fart happened. You think I didn't notice. Yeah, I think I just looked out I think you farted it. It's okay.
Everyone fartes. Everyone poops. I You don't fart. No, no, no, no.
It's okay. I know it's okay I know it's okay You're telling me that my I've lost control of my have my sphincter muscle. I mean dives do that, man. Not me Yeah, you're gonna shit on a fucking lawn But then how sure are you that he wasn't sitting on the chip chair because that's sure no, no, no, I really know We can't think of the fart.
So he's one that's actually chair makes a ton of noise. Yeah, we'll be doing it all throughout the episode like you It wouldn't have just been a one-hour And it's accusing pretty hard at least me. Well, yes, exactly. Well, here's the thing also out of my food.
Yeah, here's the thing though My mic unlike everybody else stays muted when I'm not speaking because I have access to know cuz I have So listen, I was about to stick up for you and now you're throwing shade my way, okay Well, the truth is all that matters dance though because pretty much everybody on the zoom call AB Zach and Ian They're open mic the whole time seriously Well, actually Ian has the switch that's why Ian you always hear Ian turn on his mic, but Zach and AB open mics So really you guys have open mics you're gonna talk about me farting wait What are we saying? They're saying it could be anyone from anyone. Oh, really? I'm just doing it down to zach.
Oh, it could come from someone else I mean possibly because they're they're on the call their mics are open. So the only reason I'm on camera Okay, I have farted during the show, but how when I hear a fart coming I was mute my mind just there's one time That is too clear by the way, okay, okay For you to bring up the loss of the sphincter muscle is something that would only have to come from a peer So you I have never lost control of my sphincter muscle to the point where a fart just leaks out and surprises me Zach if that's happened, it's because you've experienced it and if I can get back even further I think you experienced it that day and you did it in your mind and now you're sitting there Excuse me. I'm not done, but hold on. You're sitting there talking about farting.
Okay, Zach I think you're talking to yourself case closed my asshole has I don't think Zach is a good liar So I feel like if it was him we wouldn't know already, but We'll remember who scored a tie on this heist on the sociopathy right was a B Oddly quiet, maybe did you fart it wasn't me? No, I did not fart I feel like AB would be a good liar because of his sociopathy I don't know though because AB is always was number one. So he's always willing to fall on a grenade for you You know, I mean like he's the first one. Yeah, that's true.
That's true Take the heat off of you guys won't take any of it because I did it I'll take the blame. I did it. Yes. It's not good.
I was sad I just got my hair so that's what it's what it's supposed to happen say because now you're trying to admit to it Even though you know, you know, nobody's gonna take your confession seriously because you because everyone just said you've fallen a grenade for me Ethan I'm trying to help you out here. You want to say come on my answer night? So No, I guess the trip this is like JFK who shot JFK will never know the grassy know my ass is a grassy know Can you try walking in my chair? My ass is a grassy know with a bear and like the pews plane Congrats my ass is a grassy know.
All right. Let's move on. I think we debate this one. Yeah, we shall never know Yeah We've got what do you want to talk about next deal?
We've got will I am's new invention? Yes, or Jake Paul is a R word Essay Jake Paul essay I don't Bad baby. She's gonna be one of those episodes. Oh another four hour episode.
Yeah, right? Don't get the order mixing for the end That's like fucking sad to me Yeah, what about going for a drive getting coffee? That's fine, but you know miniature boat building I think we need to start smoking weed I know but I hate it and every time I go. Oh, maybe I should try it.
Yeah, I do it and I hate it I just I hate it. I literally regret it every time I do it I'm like, well, this is the worst thing decision. I've ever made. What do you feel like when you're on?
You should get paranoid anxious anxious You know, but maybe we've changed. No, we haven't That's what I told myself and I always hate it overrated drug I like this one will I am has a track record of horrible inventions This guy must be bleeding money because he's invested a lot of money and what it's just like the most It's the worst like you go back. We made actually video about some of us a long time ago but here was one of his first ones and He this one's called the pulse the watch. Okay.
This is great It can apparently determine if the caller has a good vibe or a bad vibe and you can decide not to answer there So you get not into the bad vibe So if Ethan's calling bad vibe being it's read and I can decide like always bad vibing So I don't want to answer which I thought was the funniest concept because it's basically when like someone calls you with health or They're like something bad. They're like something bad happen. You're like fuck bad vibes bro. I throw someone died or my cars broke down It's like bad vibes like that.
It's like in theory. It's actually just a really like Sadistic It's like maybe just don't answer anybody then. Oh, he's gonna go because who's gonna call you with a bad vibe I was gonna like rarely someone calls you angry that you fucked up, right? I mean, I don't know.
I don't get angry calls I think it used to be more but people text now more like people almost never call me analyze the text before we accept them Well, yeah, let's listen to a will I am I am to showcase off his pulse. You don't call smartwatch. Oh, it's connected device Oh, yeah, it's not a watch well, it's not a watch one I'm going to buy so on your wrist called a pulse. It's not a lot because watches don't have sim cards It's a new paradigm a new category called a pulse some cool features like vibe the vibe is this is was this before the smart or like the Apple watch I think smart watches were already acting like right.
I love it. It's not a watch also It's got a feather in his cap like bro. What do you Robin Hood? Who puts a feather in the cap?
Well, I am such a weird fucking dude, man. I love I mean with peace and love you Apple watch came out two years later But there were but there were things like that already now market. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, they have a sim card in them. Oh, good question That seems to be what I bet you will I think that Apple stole the day idea from him knowledge Connected device. What do you like? It's not a watch.
It's not a watch. First of all, I'm fucking easy it Despite it going on your wrist and telling the time you fuck I've reacted to this video on H3 man crazy one It's a device on your wrist called the pulse It's not a watch because watches don't have sim cards. It's a new paradigm a new category called a pulse Some cool features like vibe the vibe is a map that where that's baked into the OS the vibe can plug into if you choose to your call So you could record my speech when I'm speaking so here's like you were talking about earlier It hears kind of the tone it analyzes your mood. Yeah, you know if you like a mom can follow my vibe and Check up on me like are you stressed?
What's wrong? See that you're stressed or ma you're happy what's going on So you share your vibe with folks and more importantly say for example, you're working and someone calls you with a bad vibe Why do you want to enter a bad by Paul? I love that. I love that.
Why do you want to answer a bad by Paul? Good point. I need your help with urgent bad vibe Your dad is sick your dad is not a heart attack bad vibe. He's going awesome right now.
Look at that I love this bad by Paul It's like a piece is a band I'm in and this thing I've been working on for two years is a band. I'm wearing oh, yeah Whoa, check that out two years dumb drain. I was this I was his first venture called the pulse I guess you kind of what I guess I guess looking back on it. He was kind of Ahead of the game, but the product was so bad the pulse.
I mean the vibe There was a I'm trying to remember there was an invention that we I have all of them here We were waiting on not of him Oh, but they emailed me that they're finally ready to ship the product and then I messaged you guys if you want still want it Wasn't that big helmet the coffee helmet that what it is? Yeah, yeah, we wore that we had to even wear that no something I'll try to remember So also okay, and then his next invention we're leading up to the newest invention I thought he was done inventing but I'm just trying to bring you guys up to date But he's not done inventing and his new sister's best. This is the will I am back pack coming up next year I we got to show you guys this the backpack that you're rocking This is you mentioned though. It's gonna be able to talk to the pulse as well, right?
What are there smart devices? You know just bluetooth sound and power so like other ecosystem You've got your like full-on body ecosystem going on here with the pulse horrible equals. Yeah, yeah, exactly Yeah Bro, can you imagine some cruising around these giant speakers? What do you want?
Oh, it was the hush me? What was the hush me? I have no idea Google hush me somebody who we're trying to buy it speech privacy mask Oh, I think it's if you want to oh We made a whole video on the hush me wait. They're ready to ship.
Yeah, it was a speech privacy mask, right? So if you want to talk on the phone in public you put the thing on send me the video, so yeah We made a whole video about the hush me. So if you want they're ready to send us a product on of course I want to hush me Yeah, this was the video another one. We made a whole h3 video on Unrelated to will I am but they had this really good launch look at this shit.
They had a launch video. That was so funny If someone can find that the website doesn't appear to be working But it's your mouth so you can talk in public and private. I don't know how that works. Look at this guy Yeah, oh kickstarter.
Okay, send me the video if you find it anyway. Well, I am next up has the um Cut he's a lot of inventions The power a jacket that will charge the pulse when the sleeves are down Holy shit So the pulse you have to plug in at night, but this jacket charges it so he's selling the whole pulse head to toe So we've created a jacket and components for the jacket for other fashion houses to design around our components So that when the sleeve touches the watch you have four days talk Wait, wait, wait, so you're saying your sleeve will be able to charge or power the watch yeah Yeah, what we did with this fashion like that you're gonna use such a bad spokesman for the product So we have jackets give you three days fucking why can't we have jackets that power the device? Why can't you wear power? Holy what power?
We need to do pal wear because you wear your power. What how about that little word play? Everything everything events is just not worth play The dial watch I remember this one was really good. This game later separate event and see It's called the dial and what powers the dial is an amazing I wouldn't even know what to call her, but her name is Anita and it's this Interface to not only the world information, but my personal best experience is the world of music Anita appears to be a program similar to Siri with a focus on having a chat But be careful a dodgy Wi-Fi connection and even its master struggles to find the right words to say let's have a conversation Let's talk about music I feel like eating sushi It's not at all.
He made some stink steampunk sunglasses right it was something like that. Yeah. Yeah. No, it was a while Here is the hush me by the way speaking of worst invention then I replied with you on the email to do we want one?
Yeah, let's go audio Dan. Is there nothing changed? Are you sure there's an audio on this video? It's the hush me.
I'm not supposed to hear it What happened in their video Idiots the devices to know the passive the passive voice muffling mill is provided by the That's exactly what happened Can you move his mouth a single word which you've pronounced well wearing the mask the active voice mask anyway, this is our marketing manager Yeah, let's buy this there's no way There's nothing you can put over now. Well, I think everyone will feel like everything around you like This is well, I don't know if you can buy it, but they offer to send this one. Oh, you can buy it buy that right now buy it 300 bucks I'll take them Yeah, let's definitely buy that. Okay, but this is not associated with will I am in the meantime?
To his new did you guys find the steampunk glasses? I search will I am steampunk glasses and nothing's coming up So I don't know what the work the key word is for it well regard this his new $300 super mask pronounced super, but it's spelled with an X. So it's like super mask It's his latest invention everything he makes is like super overpriced by the way, so $300 mask You know you don't have to buy it. Okay.
You look like filling in our credit card for me. Yeah, that's not that urgent Yeah, that can buy it We are doing a show here right right never seen you so excited to buy something All right, here's the super mask It's super mass they just it's spelled they don't fuck with me Probably can't hear the music okay, so I mean it's a mask and it costs $200 And what is special about it says superheroes wear masks Knowledge it has knowledge. It has Bluetooth. Yes, but what do you need?
It's a speaker. It's a headphone. This is your side though It has attachments that I think it's a little buds you plug in here. Oh, this is for those that don't follow You know he you know will I almost praying for covid to get worse.