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Okay, let's go. It's part of my take. Welcome to part in my take. Today is Monday, February 5th and boys, James Winston episode.
Very excited about this. James is the best. He hung out for about like what? Four hours long.
That's not so office. Maybe one of that. We played some basketball with him. He put us through some drills.
We got some videos coming down on Thursday. He ate some meals with Donnie, I believe. It was it was the hardest thing to have to sit on this interview because he came three weeks ago and we knew that like if we showed that he was in the office, people like we want the interview right now, which totally understand. Because I wanted to post the interview right away.
We're like super weak. Another white whale checked off the list. We did not sing. Stay down the corner to him.
That was the only regret I had. Sorry. Yeah. I mean, big that's right.
We've sat on a lot of really hard stuff before and this was definitely the hardest and the longest we've had to sit on something. Yes. Yes. You get it, Hank?
This is sex joke. It's sex. Sex problem, but it's an awesome interview. So get excited.
It's going to be great. We got some stuff we got to talk about before. We did what we want to do first. Well, we can let the speculation begin.
Okay. Yeah. Let's talk about this Cliff Kingsbury to the commanders. So for Adam Shafter, let the speculation begin.
Cliff Kingsbury coached Caleb Williams last season. Williams was a stand out quarterback at Gonzaga High School in DC. The commanders currently hold the number two overall pick and are in striking distance. So for Adam Shafter, let the speculation begin.
I'm going to speculate so hard. I'm going to theorize. I'm going to postulate all over the place. I'm going to, oh my God, I'm going to contemplate and it's going to be great.
And the fact of the matter is that this is a trade that could happen between the commanders and the bears, which could tear this podcast apart. That's one thing that definitely could happen. Hanks very happy about that. It'd be a lot more vacation time for you, Hank.
It's also a good possibility that given the draft history and the trade history that we both have in our franchises past, we might both fuck this up. Well, I would say I would make the guess right now that the commanders have already fucked this up because no one has overplayed their hand more than the commanders have already overplayed their hand. They had Kale Williams dad given being a source to Colin Coward earlier in the week, retracted, but at first he was like, I'm hearing how to kill Williams. Can't they doesn't want to play in Chicago?
You think the commanders told him to do that? No, no, I think Kale Williams probably wants to play. I'm saying Kale Williams dad overplayed that hand. Got it.
Then they got Cliff Kingsbury over playing that hand where you get the connection. It's very clear that they want Kale Williams. So I'm fine with trading the number one pick for all of the picks. Okay.
So I want all of the picks. You guys have overplayed your hand to the point where it's like obvious that you're lusting for this guy. I am. And that's a bad spot to be in a negotiation three months out.
Okay. So I've got the draft value chart right here. Right now. I agree.
Throw it out because we have the second overall. Well, you guys can basically because if you're not going to take Kale of one, you can take whoever you want to take anyways it to, right? Fuck the draft value chart. I wrote down a few things that I would like and we can start in negotiation.
Okay. No. One, term of chlorine. No.
The pick back for Montez sweat. No. I want the commanders new name to be the junior bears and I also. Yeah.
Yeah. I'm not Tyree Smaxie on the balls. Okay. Yeah.
I'm going to authorize starting my negotiation. Okay. I'm going to authorize Tyree Smaxie and the junior bears. I did hear there was it was very funny.
The Ben Johnson fallout was a big time. He said he said situation where Ben Johnson claimed there was reports of Ben Johnson thought they were too much. They weren't football guys. They were too much basketball guys.
And then the commanders were like he didn't he didn't interview well and wanted too much money. Yeah. And everyone's finger pointing. But I like the idea that he walked in was like, it smells like basketball.
I don't like this. So I will authorize Tyree Smaxie. Okay. On behalf of Josh Harris.
That's fine. We'll trade him. I would take your own and we'll throw him in. We'll throw him in.
He's hurt. I don't want to fuck me. He could be a nice piece. Yeah.
So we'll do both of those. And then I'm also looking through who do you want from the devils? The guy who Frank said he broke his neck. The guy who broke his neck.
Jack Hughes. Yeah. Jack Hughes will give you Jack Hughes and Tyree Smaxie and will toss into a well and bead. And I would be willing to.
And the first pick by the way, the first pick in the draft for the next three years. I would be willing to also throw in the Montez sweat pick. Because that's a nice humiliation thing where it's like, oh we gave you this pick. Yeah.
Actually, no, we got it for free. I'm going to give you a second overall pick. No, to Terry McClure. The next year after that's first.
The second round pick, which really all by the draft value chart, all the commanders we need to do by this. Since we do have the second pick, it would actually be an overpay if we just threw in pick 34. Well, guess what? You're overpaying.
You're overpaying because you guys have made it very clear. You want to kill Williams and that is the dumbest thing you can do. Now, what if hypothetically, there was a guy by the name of Eli Manning. They got drafted a while.
Do you remember him? Yeah. So Eli, he actually got drafted by the Chargers, which is crazy. And then he went up there took a picture, did the whole thing.
And then his dad told the Chargers, he's not going to play down San Diego. We're going to have to work some sort of trade out here. Now, what if K. Williams dad, who seems to also have no problems going in front of the press, what if he says to the Bears, my son's not going to play.
Scale Williams dad, same? I'm not sure. What's his last name, Williams? Oh, so it's not Manning?
It's for his name. Okay. So then we can just throw that out. Okay.
Because I mean, Archie Manning is the shadow commissioner. That's why that happened. That's a fact. And the last time, the other time was John Elway, because he's going to play for the Yankees.
Scale Williams is going to go play for the Yankees. You might. Okay. Well, maybe he should start throwing some baseball.
Learn baseball, buddy. That would actually be great if somehow they got in touch with the learners and they said, Hey, we need the Nationals to also draft. We know that he's not a baseball player, but just draft him. Listen, it's going to be an interesting couple months of speculation.
I just know that the hand has been overplayed by the commanders as quickly as it could possibly be. I will overplay. If there's anything you know about me, it's that I overplay every hand that I have. So I'm happy to deal with this one.
And on top of all that, a certain friend of the program who sometimes shares thoughts with Henry Lockwood has said that he actually thinks Drake may might be the better quarterback. Mm. Interesting. He's been getting my ear about that.
Who's this guy? It was basically him. Now I am. Great takes.
Great takes. Great takes. I am a little concerned about having a quarterback named Caleb potentially. What have you got there?
Quarterbacks named Caleb. They're they're funny guys and they're good glue guys. You want more out? If you want a supervisor more out, if you want them to interview your other star players, with their fat friend in the podcast with them, I think that'd be great.
But I don't know about a quarterback named Caleb. Well, just go with the UNC quarterback. Yeah, we'll go to quarterback and Caleb will go to quarterback and Caleb will go to quarterback and then we'll go to UNC. That was kind of awkward that Drake made in Sam Hall.
We're sitting next to each other at the Duke UNC game. And Drake made so much taller. Drake made so much taller. So if you want to tear McClellan, I said no.
Once you want Marvin Harrison Jr. and then you have a great wide receiver quarterback. You just stay out of the back. I'll ask.
That's a good question Hank. Because if you're trading the number one overall pick, then I would assume that you would not want to take that guy first overall. You could still get whoever you wanted with the second overall pick. Yeah, I want to tear McClellan as many weapons.
I want everything. We're going to get everything. Weapons for your justice. No.
For whoever we take number two. Got it. Who might be the better quarterback? This is just going to be according to Tom Fennell.
It's not going to be good for the podcast. No, it's not. But maybe it's going to be great. Hank's just looking for anybody else to take today because he's a little bit nervous about his special little show that's coming up on Tuesday.
And I understand that. But be honest for a second, like if the commanders do trade for Kay Williams, they are going to have to overpay at this point. They have overplayed their hand. Like it's the one thing that happens with drafts is if it's very obvious one team wants some guy and worse in the bearish sitting there at one.
Like, yeah, okay, now you have to pay a ton for it. And you know what? Like it's not going to be a regular like two. I'm expecting, unless he does pull an Eli Manning, I am expecting a little bit of an overpay.
Eli Manning was a Manning. Right. Like they, Manning's run everything. I mean, Kay Williams was asking people for like equity in the team.
Those were those were ML football accounts. I get Kay Williams gets drafted one overall by the Bears. He's going to be playing for the Bears. Okay.
It's a possibility that he might not though. That's on how it's a possibility. What? Doing what?
By just sitting out? Yeah. I just don't see like then like it just doesn't make sense. It's probably not going to happen.
But it's a lot of money. But it could. And it's in terms of an overpay. Yeah, there's going to be an overpay there because you number one, Kay Williams is he's been projected for the last like three years as being this franchise change quarterback.
So there will be a little bit of an overpay built into it. But at least knowing that we've got high picks in the second round, we have the Montez sweat pick. I still to me as long as it's not like multiple firsts. I need at least two firsts.
I've heard on shows before people talk about like if you could, you know, there's no salary cap or you could start speculating tomorrow. speculating from take Patrick Mahomes first and do whatever takes to get Patrick Mahomes because he's that much more valuable to your franchise. Yeah. So don't you think it'd be worth worth it if you could get a guy like that?
I'd say if we're getting a top five quarterback or a guy that would evolve into a top five quarterback in the NFL, I would say that a little bit of an overpayment is actually underpayment. All the picks. So every pick for the rest of the time. So we're going to either picks or all the picks for the rest of the time.
I take all the picks for the rest of the time. All the picks for the rest of the time. Got it. That's how I negotiate.
Commander Caleb, it might happen. I don't know. It's weird how Cliff, he was going to be the OC for the Raiders. And that seemed like it was a done deal.
And then he backed out of that last second and next thing he knows he's going to DC. It's almost like he knew something was an order. So I would imagine that something is cooking. More logical thing is the commanders are desperate to try to get killed Williams.
They're like, we got to get Cliff Kingsbury and overpay for him. Wouldn't that be more? They'd lack it. Wouldn't that be more logical?
And you're thinking about it only the benefits you when it also be logical that the commanders are like, we need to figure out a way to get killed Williams. Let's pay Cliff Kingsbury a ton of money to come here. Yeah, which came first. Check it out.
I don't know. I don't think anybody knows what happened. But I would assume that either we overpay Cliff like a motherfucker, which we probably don't need to do because he's still collecting that fat check from the Cardinals. Right.
The one where he said he's going to go live in Thailand for like nine years. So I don't know if we're overpaying. We might be. But if we're not, then I have to think that he had it in the back of his head that something's going to go down in DC.
That's not going to go down in Vegas. Yeah, I just don't think anything's been decided yet. So I don't know how like Josh, I mean, he's a basketball guy. He's probably going to have football.
This is all speculation. And it's all we're just speculating. Adam Shaffer told us to let the speculation begin. This is all pure speculation.
But I do know that I would be very happy with Caleb Williams. He would make my little heart grow three sizes that day. It's pay a lot for him. Okay.
Well, he's probably going to suck anyway. We keep this going. If he has a man, we got Cliff, hot young offense coordinator. Yeah, because they we got a new owner.
We got a leader with Cliff either of men. You guys see was awesome. This year we Cliff. Caleb was pretty good.
Notre Dame game. Yeah. Good play this game. Caleb.
Basically taking everything that people all the Justin Fields stands use against me when I say I want Caleb Williams. And I'm just going to weaponize it back at you. I've never people say like all the Notre Dame games like I don't give a fuck about one game in college. I've never never once anything bad about Cliff games where he don't look it up.
But whatever it takes and I would be very, very happy and very excited for a breath of fresh air with Washington football if that happened. Okay. Other things were in Vegas. It's Super Bowl.
Someone told me that I say soup bowl on Twitter. Do I say soup bowl? I think I say Super Bowl correctly. Soup or bowl?
I say soup. I don't know if I'm going to find this for you. It was a very, very odd thing. I don't think I've ever now I'm like very.
By the way. Is it can you please stop saying soup bowl? It's too syllable. Super Bowl.
You like your soup. We get it. Maybe it's talking to you. But Jesus Christ, you talk on the air for living.
Learn to say simple English words for fuck's sake. No, we won't. I'm pretty sure I say Super Bowl. Super Bowl.
It's a pretty easy thing to say. Super Bowl. Big game. Oh yeah.
That's right. So the big game. So the legal rumors are true. You do get sued every time you say Super Bowl without the NFL.
Without Roger Godel coming over and signing it in blood. Then you are not allowed to say Super Bowl. So a good thing that bar is worth $1 now, Roger. So you won't be able to get shit out of us.
Super Bowl. We're here in Vegas for the big game. We're starting to think about switching to the 49ers. Join me.
I'm getting the thoughts of my head. So I put in the biggest bed of my life on the 49ers. And I feel like we can stop Patrick Mahomes. Yeah, see, I say this every time though.
We can be the ones to do it. And we have Chris Berman coming on Wednesday. And we talked a little bit about just how stupid you feel when you lose money going against Patrick Mahomes. The last time I bet on Patrick Mahomes in a playoff game, I believe was the Super Bowl against the box.
So I might be screwed no matter which door I choose. Listen, listen, we can do it together. This is it. This is like, OK, Josh couldn't do it.
Lamar can't do it. We can do this. We can be the ones to stop them. Thank you.
Listen to it too. Yeah, do it Hank. Yeah, I already put the bed in. And I can't cash out in Vegas.
So I will be taking everything in and making the decision on Sunday morning. OK, OK. Yeah, I mean, this would be us against Patrick Mahomes and Taylor Swift. And we were really good at disappointing women.
And we have an opportunity to disappoint a billion of them at the same time by the Chiefs losing this game. OK, well, story developing. Story developing. Let the speculation begin.
Let the speculation begin. What side we're going to, I'm sure everyone was dying to know. What side we're going to bet on is a podcast. Well, there's, I think it's like 75% of the money and the bets have come in on the Chiefs.
Yeah, that was like, that was just me just having the Chiefs right after the Ravens loss. But yeah, it's it will say story developing. The other news we got, Joe and me officially need surgery. Yeah, it's got a knee flap.
Yeah, knee flap meniscus. That's not a good injury. So they said unknown timetable for recovery. I did check pro football doctor David Chow's timeline.
A couple days ago, he said, if it's the surgery that we think he needs, it's unlikely he's going to return. Well, that's football. It's football. Yeah, football guy, not basketball guy.
Yeah, trash Harris would be able to be able to come back. So he so he might not, when could he earliest return? Well, it has to be before the conference final. Right?
Well, it probably be in the conference. It'd probably be after they played Yolkich. Right. Let me see.
Max, how you feeling about this? I don't know. I'm all over the place. OK.
What else is going on? Should we just go? No, no, no. I'm sorry.
I want to update this here. He said recovery could easily leak into playoffs. So he could be back at some point. I think I'll be back.
I think I'll be back. We but now it's worth getting there without him beating. I mean, maybe he's just not score 50. Maybe he's the one who's keeping you from getting the conference finals.
Yeah, Bell to Asator continues. Yeah, and Pappeth. All right, let's get to the let's. Max is on edge for other reasons.
So we flew to Vegas today. Max was coming from New York. We all flew from Chicago. I had to sit next to well, let's just say this.
Be it. Let's do it. I had to sit next to what I thought was most annoying person to ever sit next to on the plane. Who was that?
Henry Lockwood. Yeah. He was just hitting me and anxious. He like elbowed me when I fell asleep before.
Dramatic. Before the flight even took off. Yeah. And he took off his shoes instantly.
And gross. Was hitting me was like trying to tickle me. Was like moving my food around just an annoying pass. He had that annoying energy of like, I'm about to do it.
Yeah, like this right now because he's about to do his stand up. I would say he's the most annoying person to ever sit next to on a plane. So I was trying to talk to you to get some advice. And you literally like, don't fucking speak to me.
Yeah. And just put your headphones on and turn it on. So I'm trying to take a nap. So the first time I ever sat next to Hank on an airplane.
We were taking off. And this is probably 2016, 2017. And I'm sitting next to him. And then he just starts puking all over himself.
And Yogurt's coming up. He's trying to catch in his hands. It's splattering everywhere. And I was like, Hank, what's going on, man?
I get anxious on flights. And usually I get really high, but I didn't get high enough before this flight. So I puked my googurt all over the sea. So yeah.
And then I rode over to the hotel in the same car. The first thing Hank said was, you guys take your shoes off on a flight, right? Yeah. And I was like, no, never.
I never take my shoes off on a flight. Was this my living room? No, we have breaking moves. Breaking moves.
Adam Schefter has got his brain all scrambled. He just tweeted, chiefs and commanders both have now arrived in Las Vegas, the week of Super Bowl 58 officially is underway. Let's go. We did it.
We made it. He's 49ers just not a participant. Yeah. So Hank is not a great flyer.
But he was just annoying past. But I still love him. He just was touching me. He was touching me.
He was teaching me. I was like, I'm not going to play as a wav move. Yeah. And I get touched all day.
But it's touching me constantly. I like to sleep on flights. It's way easier to sleep with my shoes off. I took a shot before the flight.
I put on a fresh pair of clean socks. What's wrong with you? But you have to understand, Hank, I live like day to day, I'm like constantly in a state of like, I need a nap so bad. And then someone comes in and just like hits me in the balls or like, oh, daddy, wake up.
And then I got on a plane. I was like, oh, I can nap. And I had my other kid just fucking smashing me every time I took a nap. No one wants to see your socks.
No one wants to smell your feet on a plane though. I smell my feet. I smell them. They're so bad.
So why? Hank thinks that he's the only person on God's Green Earth with good smelling feet. Yeah. Okay.
So he was the worst person ever sitting next to you, right? Apparently not big cat. I'm glad you brought this up. I got a text because we were watching the Grammys go down here.
And my lead, by the way, fantastic. Great outfits. I was taking a picture of the screen and Max was standing in front of the screen and I tweeted it out. And I got a text message from a very good friend of mine, friend of the program, Diana Rassini from the Athletic.
She's a reporter. She actually did report this. I complimented her reporting because it was so detailed. Apparently she sat next to Max on the flight.
She wasn't sure it was Max though, which I'm going to ding Diana for that for not immediately recognizing Max. Tough to miss guy. But she said, does Max live in New York? Because I sat next to a guy in a plane who was really...
Get over here, Max. Come over here, Max. I got to read this from the start. Okay.
All right. It's okay. Well, she's a reporter. I'm reading a report.
We read Adam Chester's report. We got a chat our audio guy. He's going to make sure you're streaming in the mic. You're good.
Okay. P50 brought this up right before. He texted me right before we started. He won't tell me what it is.
The text is coming. I know. Now we're just doing it live. I'm not at the podcast.
It's true. I had burrito. I had burrito. I'm very anxious for the past couple weeks and seeing Max as anxious is actually making feel a lot.
Okay. Let's get to it. Let's get to it here. Stop touching me.
Does Max live in... This is like a nightmare. This is a nightmare. Okay.
Well, you sat next to Diana on the plane not realizing that you're a gross human being. And now she's reporting. Exclusive report from Diana Rossigna of the Athletic. I sat next to a guy in a plane who is really big.
Is Max big? Yes. Confirmed. Yes.
Yeah, he was in New York this weekend. That was me. He ate his food on the plane like a monster was basically breathing heavy and smelling terrible. Don't tell him I said it, but I was so grossed out.
Ask him if he sat aisle row. If so, he farted during his nap. I was texting with NFL people the entire flight. He had a chance to see super private convos.
He missed out. He was sitting right next to me ripping farts during the nap. And there's one, two, three, four, five, seven peas on ripping. He is one of the most disgusting human beings I've ever sat next to.
Ask him if he scurfs some burrito sandwich before we took off. Is that you, Max? You ate a burrito right before you took off? I was really late getting to the airport.
This is like this. The fact that we were putting this on the show with bullshit. No, it's not. Yes, it is.
You send him to reporters. He goes on. He's definitely single. But then cute face, by the way.
Oh. Cute face, Max. And also, no, he's not single. Oh, yeah.
He was completely in his own world. He smelled a pung over. He's also very unhealthy, two sodas. He listens to his music way too loudly.
I'm very concerned about Max's overall health. He was blasting techno. These are all facts. He hasn't disputed anything.
He was falling. He was like, oh, I'm going to go about the farting in my sleep. Wait, should we apologize? To be fair, we were sitting next to the farting, I guess.
I can't really defend. But we were sitting directly next to the bathroom, which is like the bathroom smell. Yeah, it could have been the bathroom. He said, I don't want to be mean spirited.
Thanks. We're starting off here. Diana. But I changed Poopy diapers six to eight times a day.
And his fart smelled like my kid's diaper genie. Oh, no. I recently read about a guy who got kicked off a plane for farting so much and I texted my husband and said, I want this guy kicked off swear to God. Oh, no.
That's an exclusive report. I did not, I guess I was sleeping. Oh, no. You're supposed to know that when you're sleeping.
Yeah. I mean, maybe don't read over before you get on a plane. So I, so this is what happened. I woke up at 110 flight.
I woke up at 11115. Panic. Absolute panic. And it's a five and a half hour flight from New York.
No shower. Oh, no. It was coming out of your pool. It was late night last night.
And then I, so then I would have gone like 14 hours without eating. Like I needed to get something. I go, there's lines out the ass for all the food places. There was Mexican place that was the only place, the only one that didn't have a line.
He's like, don't eat before you get on a plane. Correct? I could go get food and still make the flight. It could have been Indian.
It was my only choice. And you ended up with a next reporter? The next reporter. Yeah, you spent the whole flight trying to chase, whatever you did last night.
Listen to techno fart in your dreams way. Like, oh my God, I hope that I'm not sitting next to a journalist. Yeah. Like how am I supposed to know how am I supposed to know that I was farting in my sleep.
I was sleeping. That's a good point. It's not a good point. You kept saying like, oh, you have to know what you did.
You like, how am I supposed to know that? She's not saying anything about a boner. She's my enemy. We're gonna have her on conversation.
And you'll get to you'll get to refute this report. No Anything he has not sorry saying she deserves like an award. Yeah, no no you were reading it I was watching his face two sodas techno facts everything else is facts. So the farting is always when you're home over Yes, I had a late night last night.
I wanted like a die poke is feels good to him I had well, I also had the Mexican so the Mexican I Falsely but every flight I always you know, no you do this one you can't fly to one of my biggest fears Is like I'll wake up after spong asleep for like a five-hour flight and be like this person next to me It's probably texting people and be like this person is an absolute what I had to deal with today with you So that's my biggest what yes, this is this is the worst thing that could possibly happen to you like no one of the flight crashing work This is work You know what this is this karma for Max hoping that we we crash our plane that's true. That's true Max I hope you had a really good flight. Yeah, I hope you had a really good fight flight where you didn't fart at all Damn like I wish that I could because I have zero recollection of a single fart like I To my knowledge, I had zero forts, but if I was sleeping like I could have it like I think the bad that burrito doesn't help the case Like no, and what are you correct two sodas? The gut to show does like and you woke up first a five and a half hour flight Let's look too so does not that big you could have used the part I'm a time on a football Sunday one football Sunday I'm you so it goes through that gambling what she just said I've never had two sodas over five hours never five hours at one because I want a fart, you know what Max?
This might be good though. This might just be like a kick in the ass like fuck off You go back to your seat will talk to you for the Grammys I'm nothing for the Grammys. You've actually been stressed out about this report. Because you just kept sending me to those sweatpants.
Those forts just fucking escaped. She just kept sending me more and more information about the flight. And he was just sweating. And also, we were next to the bathroom.
Like where we were sitting? Yeah. It couldn't have been closed. Why did she just go take a shit?
I didn't have to shit. What the question? Did I ask you to do an aisle? No, I was in the aisle.
She was in the middle. Also, middle seat? She can't get a better seat? Yeah, for a point far back.
Yeah. Far back. I hear that close. You can feel him.
I should probably feel him. Oh, yeah. The bathroom did smell. Like the bathroom, there could have been other smells that were contributing to this.
No, everyone knows if you sit next to the bathroom on an airport, like, you're fucked. Like we were directing next to it. True. Like there was no aisle to the left of us.
It was just a bathroom. Max is doing the Fauci right now. It's like, what if this crazy new type of disease that emanated from Wuhan wasn't actually from the lab, but it was from me? No, I don't, the farting doesn't make sense.
Let me smell this. All right, so Max. The farting doesn't make sense. But I do think, like sitting next to the bathroom definitely contributed to the bad smell.
Did you think about getting up to go use the bathroom to fart in the bathroom? I've done that not even once. I didn't even know that I had to fart. You didn't have to farty farty in his sleep.
It's not like the best part at all. To my knowledge, I didn't have to fart. I didn't have to shit. You didn't get up to piss or anything.
You did not. It's not, nothing's proven. It's like she said she said. It also could maybe, maybe she was farting, and she's looking for someone to pin it on.
And she's got Max. And she's got burrito before getting on a five hour flight. He farted. Look at him.
That's a fart. That's a walking fart. I kind of want to take Max aside. I just think maybe she had a very unhealthy breakfast.
No. She was farting this time. She was like, oh, this fat guy next to me is farting. Yes.
Especially if you've got a fat guy next to you farting. He's very easy. He's a person to pin something like that on. All right, Max.
Well, you're dismissed for now. She did feel a mean at times. I mean, yeah. Italians, you guys don't look after each other anymore.
Text husband. Yeah. The fact that she was, I say, well, I'm not. Look at his pants when he gets up.
She also says they're fart pants. He was having very important text conversations regarding the Eagles and Max very easily farted in all the information. You can see a fart come out of there right now. OK.
Anything else in the sports world that we got to do? I think we got to hit before we get to who's. I always love big episodes that we have with big interviews. And then we just go completely off the rails.
And first time listeners have to listen to Max's fart. Yeah. Like, listen, he doesn't fart that often, guys. I love Max.
Yeah. I'm very glad that Max flew from that. I had one good day on the show. I had one day on Friday of people.
Oh, yeah. Because the baseball video, the baseball video, people were finally giving me compliments. And now it's just tomorrow's getting to me. You should have thought that we hope we have a really safe flight.
That's really the moral of the story. That's just honestly terrible luck. I feel people shouldn't be like, you can't script getting sat next to a little reporter that's friend of the program. I know.